订婚笑话
《订婚笑话》 小说介绍
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订婚宴在即。
qinsiyujiangwobijinjiaoluo，tachuanzheyuanbenshuyuwodehunsha，xiaorongjifeng，「haojiejie，nijintianjiuhaohaokanzhewodaitinijiajiqichuangeba。」
woliansecanbai，xueseyidiandiantunjin。
wohenbudesisuiqinsiyudehunsha，zhiwentazenmenengruciedu。
zhuanshenquebeimuqinjininglanzhu，「zhizhi，mamazhidaoweiqunile，keshimeibanfa，butongyitajiajiluqichuan，tajiuzisha…mamazenmenengrenxinni？tacongxiaotiruoduobing，nirangzhetadian。」
wohunshenfadou，xinkouxiangshibeirenhuakaiyigejudadekouzi。
muqindehuaxiangshiruilidedaorentongpowoxinzangdejiaojiaoluoluo，daozuihoujingzhaobudaoyichuwanhaodedifang。
wozhongyumingbai，weishenmemuqinzhiyiyaozaidinghunyanshangxiedeshiqinjiadaxiaojieerfeiwoqinzhidemingzi。
yuanlaijiulianxijietamendoujisuanhaole。
woliansecanbai，bukezhixindikanzhemama，「ninzenmenengpiantanqinsiyudaozheizhongdibu…」
wojiaobuliangqiangdizhuangkaidamen。
订婚宴已经开始。
womuguangqiqiudekanzheluqichuan。
ketajinjinkanlewoyiyan，jiupingjingdedangzhesuoyourendemianbahuasongjileqinsiyu，haiyoudinghunjiezhi。
zheiyijudongxiangshiyibazhanghenhendidazailewolianshang，yejiangwojiyutuokouerchudezhiwenquanbubihui。
yuanlai，tayeshizhiqingde。
shenhoujingenguolaidejininganzhuwo，「zhizhi，buyaonao，naodale，nankandeshiqinluliangjia。」
babaqinzhengyeshiyilianweinan，「zhizhi，nihesiyudoushiqinjiadehaizi，shiyizhici，nijiubiehemeimeijijiaole，babamamahuibuchangnibiede。」
又是这样。
荒唐，却理所当然。
.16suineiniandeganjuezaicilaixi——bulunwohuilaiyufou，bulunwoshifoushiqinjiadaxiaojie，tamenxuanzededoushiqinsiyu。
woqinzhi，zhishigexiaohuaeryi。
woqidefadou，sisidizuanzheshouxin。
zhouweikanxiaohuaderenyuelaiyueduo。
qinsiyuxiaodekaixin，luqichuanlanzhetadeyao，langcainvmao，haobubanpei。
meiyourengujiwodeganshou。
我也不能闹。
huiqinjiadezhei6nian，weilepeideshangluqichuan，wopinmingdixuexigezhongzhishi。
baokuoliyiqingshang，jiushiyaozuoyigeduanzhuangdetidedajiaguixiu。
suoyidangzhelanchengzheimeduomingmendemian，wobunengshangqianquzhiwenluqichuanheqinsiyu。
wozhinengmomojieshouzheiyiqie，ranhouzairihouchengweizhenggelanchengdexiaobing。
keshiwojidu，wojiduwozailuqichuanshenbian6nian，taconglaimeiyouduiwoxiaoguo。
yejidu，tazenmenengruciqingeryijudejieshouqinsiyuzhanzaitashenbian。
tadaodi…youmeiyoukaolvguoyidiandianwodeganshou？
wodingzheluqichuan，yanquanzhujianfanhong。
luqichuanshushiwudu，haishenshoulanzhuleqinsiyudejianbang——tayaodangzhewodemianwenta。
zaiyuanbenshuyuwodedinghunyanshang。
sisuidexinzangfangfoshenrucigudehanfeng，zhongyujiangzuihouyidianyuwendoujuanzou。
woyaoyaoyuzhui，jinjinyaozhechunbaochizhetimian。
ranerjiuzailuqichuanlanzheqinsiyudejianbang，wushiwodecunzai，yaozaisuoyourendeqihongshengzhongjiewendeshihou。
zhongrenyizhenjinghu，quebushiweiyanqianliangren，ershiyinweiwoshenhouturanchuxiandenanren。
jinghuzhihou，shizhenluokewendejijing。
meiyourenganshuohua，zhongrenpingzhuhuxi，jihubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
jiangwangcongshenhouquanzhuwodeshihou，wohaizaikantaishangdeneiduibiren。
zhidaokuankuodedazhangzhezaiwoyanqian，dangzhulewodeshixian，wocaifanyingguolai。
tabuyunxuwonaxiatadeshouzhang，henbadaodegaizhulewodeyanjing。
danyedangzhulewodelangbeibukan——wodeyanleikuairenbuzhule。
tameimuxiesi，tiejinwodeerbian，buguzhongrendemuguang，sangyinyonglan，「xiaoyesongnidehuahaishaoma？haishishuo……」
takaojin，diyadesangyindaizhechongni，「nixihuanjiezhima？genwoqulingzheng，womeitiandousongniyimeiyoudayoupiaoliangdezuanshijiezhihaobuhao？」
womeihuidata，yebuzhidaozhouweiderenshizenmekanwode。
wozhizhidaoneixiechaofengyilunwodeshengyinxiaoshile，wodeerbianzhiyoujiangwangqiangjingyoulidexintiaosheng，hehaotingde，youyoudianqianbiandeshengyin，「luqichuannengjinide，wonengjini，luqichuanbunengjinide，woyenengjini，zhizhi，buyaoluqichuan，genwozouhaobuhao？」
wangyoufuyanyichengshangdianping：haokan，jiushiganjuekandebuguoyin，ganjuemeitiangengdeyoudianshao，zheishiwoweiyiyibunengyizhizhuidaoxianzaideshu，zuozhedadajiayoue~
wangyoushinianbujiuwopeinizoudianping：meigerenkanshudekouweidoubujinxiangtong，erzheibenxiaoshuojiushiwoxihuandekouwei，jiezouzuozhezhangwodehenhao，shiyibenbucuodexiaoshuo。