他碰我一下，自己倒大霉
《他碰我一下，自己倒大霉》 小说介绍
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suoyourendemuguang，huotongqinghuomamuhuoxingzailehuo，douruoyouruowudipiaoxiangwozheigegangruzhiyueyudexinren。
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”neizhishoufeidanmeiyousongkai，fanerxiangroumiantuanside，younieleyixia，
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wojihunengtingjianzijiyachiyaojindegezhisheng。choushou？zheilao**xianrandengzhewofankang，
haojiwokouge“bushitaiju”、“buzunzhonglingdao”demaozi。ren？zheikoueqiduzaixiongkou，jihuyaozhakai！
jiuzaizheijizhidequruhefennuchongkualizhidibadeshunjian，
yigewubiqingxi、daizhexuexingqideniantouzaiwoxindipaoxiaozhezhakai，gaiguoleyiqieshengyin：**“nie？！
zheimeainieshiba？youbenshiniechugejingtiandongdidedaxiangpilai！zuihaozainiaogekuzi，
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”yishengshipotianjing、youzhanghunhou、jijubaofalihechuantoulideyixiang，
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所有人都在动，
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】lilijiangupancharujiekou。dapingmushang，wenjianmuludanchu。