他把我当辣条了
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“zheishilianmengdechengxu，tashisssjiweixianbanshou，aleirongyeyouduoweixian，niyinggaizailianmenglixueguokepu，sheiyebuzhidaotashenmeshihouhuifakuang。”
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“kanlainidenenglihenqiang，neijiugengjiabunengrangnisuibianzoule。”
baohulianmengshiminshitadezhize。
yanyumoshenshouyezhixindequantou，
“nizhibuzhidaotashalewugealphale？”
zuozaipizhikaoyishangdeyezhixin，taishoushiyimenkouchudelianmengbingbarenkouzhu。
yimingalphalianmengbingnazheyinshoukaoshangqian。
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zheikeshitezhide，xuantiezhuzao，kanbuduan，rongbuledexuantieshoukao！
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hejingdiaoxiabadelianmengbingxiangbi，yanyumozhijuedezijideomegakekeaiai。
basuipiantuganjinghou，songyubaicongshenhoubaozhuyanyumo，banaodaikaozaitadejianshang，“mo，nibuxihuantamendehua，wobangnidoushale，nihewoyiqihuigangcaidedifanghaoma？”
songyubaixianghuidaogangcaiheyanyumodaiguodexiaowu，zhiyoutamenliangrenjiuxiangzaishiyanshiliyiyang……tabuxihuanzheilideqifen，yayiyoujinbeng。
zheixierenhairangtadealphashengqile。
yanyumoshixiao，kanxiangyezhixin，“haijuedetaweixianma？”
yezhixintanqi：“taganggangjiaosuilexuantieshoukao，nishuoni？haishishuoniyaoweikanglianmeng？”
yanyumoyizheng，zheishi，yigelianmengbingyijingzhongxinnalefushoukaokaojin。
yanyumoditouchenmo，xushisongyubaidechuxiangouqiletaneixinshenchuxiangyaoyiwangdebukanjiyi。
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jiusuanxianzaiyanyumoyijingshigaojiejinhuabanshoualpha，yebushiyanjiuyuandeshiyanyanjiuti，dan，dangchubeiguanzaishiyanfangdejuewanghaishisuizheneifukaoshangsongyubaideshoukaoxishangxintou。
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“biepa，womenlikaizheili。”yanyumolanzhesongyubaideyaoshenwangwaipao。
shenhoujiuchuanlaiyezhixindepaoxiaosheng，“yanshao！kuailanzhutamen。”
caipaochubangongshidemen，sizhouyuanbenzuozaidiannaoqiandelianmengbingjiuweileguolai。
“yange，nibieweinanwomen。”qizhongyigeheyanyumoxiangshudelianmengbingtanqiquandao：“yaobunixianhesudadagezhaohu，tayiding
会……”
neiminglianmengbingdehuahaimeiyoushuowan，songyubaidesheweizaizheishichanzaiyanyumojingshoudeyaoshen。
yanyumochayidekanxiangsongyubai，“xiaobai！”
jinjiezhe，songyubaizhangzhangdesheweijiujuanzheyanyumowangchuangwaitiaochuqu。
“言哥！”
lianmengbingdejianjiaoshengcongtoudingchuanlai，sulingxigandaoshi，zhilaidejikandaobangongshiwaitoudefangdanbolichuangpolegedadong。
congbolidepodongwangxiakanqu，yanyumoyijingsongyubaijuanzhezou，judadesheweibingweizhedi，dansuodaozhichudouyouyicuhuoyan。
songyubaijiuxiangshishanghuoshangxingzoudebaishebanshou，xiaoshizaijietoudeludengxia。
『zuixinxiaoxi，banshoualphalianmengzongbufashengbumingxiji，daodishizenyangdandabaotiandesongshoujuranganxijibanshoualphalianmeng？』
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yanyumozuozaijietoulupangdeshushang，kanzhebaihuodianchuchuanglidedianshijishangbofangdelianmengshiwen。
这下闹大了。
baisedesheweibachanzaishuzhishang，songyubaiwaizhenaodai，shuangshouquanshangyanyumodeyao，xiahekaozaitadejianbangshang。
“nihaishengqima？wohuiqushaguangtamen。”
jinguansongyubaibeizhushelealeirongye，quehaimeiyouwanquansangshirenxing，erqienengqingchudeganzhiyanyumodeqingxu。
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“buxing，buyaosuibiansharen。”
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“neiliyouwodeqinren，suoyibukeyiluanlai。”yanyumoyibawozhusongyubaizhangzhangdesheweiyaoleyaotou。
songyubaiquezhitingjinquqinrenliangzi。
yanyumobatadangqinren，tahengaoxing。
sheweiyaoyaobaibaide，haobukaixin。
yanyumozongganjuesongyubaibutaiduijing，nandaozhushealeirongyehaihuirangshebiandegengsha？
“suanle，zanshihuijiaba。”yanyumolanzhebaishebanshoujingshoudeyao，congshushangcuanlexiaqu。
chenzhetianhei，xiaoshizaiyesezhong。
“huiwojiadehuanihuibeizhua，zheilishiwobashixingmiandeyigezhuchu，zuijintachuchaqule，zanshibuhuihuilai，suoyizuiweixiandedifangjiushizuianquandedifang，suanshigehaoxiaoxiba。”
“huaixiaoxishi，wocongbuyongxianjin，lianmengjidebanshouyinliankayonglejiuhuibeidingwei，zanmenxianzaiyesuanshishenwufenwenle，zhinengyongbingxianglidecunhuolaitianbaodu……”
yanyumodeshengyinzaibingxiangdemendakaishijiaranerzhi。
tamuguangdaizhidekanzhekongdangdangdebingxiang，zuijiaodouledou，zhuanshenquchujulizhao。
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guoran，tajiubugaibaoyouxiwang。
zheixiachidemeizhaozhe，fandaobeisaileyizuigouliang。
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“那个不能吃！”
zheikeshisudiejishibade，zheixiaobenshechilepashihuizuijiayideng。
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“suanle，nigaoxingjiuhao，nichiwanlejiuzijizhaokuailiangkuaidedixiezhe，woxianshuihui。”yanyumoshuozhejiuwangshafazouqu。
zaichishaokaozhiqian，yanyumojiuyijingsantiansanyemeishui，weilejiejiuxingjizhengyaogaocenglianxugaoqiangdudegongzuo，tabendasuanchidianhaodejiuhuijiaxiuxide。
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omegachiwanleshiguansiyecaohou，caifaxiansizhoutaiguoanjing，pianguotoujiujianalphatangzaiketingdeshafashang。
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zheishiyanyumolikaihou，songyubaishuidezuixiangdeyitian。
zhibuguo，songyubaishuidaoyibanjiubeirexing，yanjingdoumeizhengkaijiubabaozaishoulidewutibalakai。
sheshibianwendongwu，suirannengtongguohuodonglaidiaojietiwen，queyeshipalengyouparede。
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diertian，tianhaimeiliang，yanyumojiuyaoshangyiteng，haoxiangbeishenmezhongzhongdejichuaixiachuang。
疼醒了。
yanyumozhengyanshi，zaidishanggunleyiquan，xiayishidemochufangzaidatuineicedeandaishouqiang。
jingtidekanxiangsizhou，caifaxianzijishuaizailedishang，baisedesheweidiaoluozaidishangzaiwangshangkanqu，shishuangyanjinbidesongyubai。
anmaleshengcao，yanyumobaqiangfanghuiandai，congdishangpaqilai，zhanzaichuangqian。
chuanzhetayifudebaiseshourenomegatangzaichuangshang，junyundehuxisheng，lengbaidejunlian，banzhangdebaifayoujilvsanluozaitalianshang，zhangzhangdesheweiluozaichuangxia。
yanyumodingzhesongyubaideheitongshunjianbiandewenrou，zhuanshenwangchufangzouqu。
tahaoxiangmanxihuanchisiyecao。
shourenlianmengdeyinliankayiyongjiuhuibaoluweizhi，daoshisssjiweixianshiyantidesongyubaijiuzhinengbeizhuahuilianmengle。
zhinengweiqutazanshichicaole。
yanyumocaizhuanshen，yaoshangjiuyijin，bingliangderouruantieleshanglai。
ditouyikan，xuebaideshelinfanzhebaiguang，suihoujianbangyizhong，songyubaixiahekaozaitadejianbangshang，waizhenaodaikanzheyanyumodecelian。
“墨。”
“zao，nixianqushuaya，yanxishiliyinggaiyouyicixingyagaoyashua，nizijiquna，woqujininazaocan。”
yanyumoxianglexia，zuowandesiyecaoyinggaihaishengbushao。
caijinlechufang，zhengyaochakanhaiyouduoshaosiyecao，yanyumojiutingjianwaitouchuanlaijudadeshengxiang。
fangxiashoulideguanzhuangsiyecao，kuaibuwangyanxishizouqu。
caidaomenkou，jiukandaowushupaopaofeichulai，yanyumodengdashuangyanzoulejinqu。
songyubaihuailibaozhehaojigepingpingguanguan，shouzhengnazheyagaowangzuilisai，zhanzailinyuqixiayangzhetouguluguludehezheshui，shuibutingdecongtadezuibawangwaimao，zixiyitinghainengtingdaopaomomocadeshengyin，paopaobutingdecongtadezuilimaochulai，liuleyidi。
yanyumojuranjuedezheihuamiankanqilairangtaxinyuanyima。
“xiaochunshe！kuaizhushou！”
yanyumoganjuenaozililizhineigenxianduanliele，shenzhangleshou，yixiaduoguosongyubaishoulideyagao，quezhiduohuileyigebeiyaoshengyibandezengxiangjipingzi。
“nihezheiwanyizuoshenme？”
songyubaishenshangchuandeyifushile，jiuliansheweiyeyinweimuyuludeyuanguerboguanglinlin，toumingdepaopaobandaizhemenghuandecaise，banzhebanyanjian，lingomegakanqilaigengxinggan。
zheishishenmeshishenyouhuoa！
“gululu……”songyubaimeifaxianyanyumodeyanshenanlexialai，zhangzhezuizhuizhepaopaotun。
yanyumomangzhuazhusongyubai。
zheixiaochunsheyizhibeiguanzaiyanjiuyuan，pashilianmuyulushishenmedoubuzhidao，gengzaogaodeshi，songyubaihaibeizhushelealeirongye，pashiyaoyijingfahuibianchengshenghuo**，goutongqilaidoukunnan。
yanyumolanyaobaoqisongyubai，batafangjinmugang，dakailiangshui，bangsongyubaibashenshangdepaopaoheyagaoquandouxidiao。
“niguaiguaidezuozaizheili，woyihuijiudainiquheishizhaohaochide。”
“heishi？”songyubaizhalezhayanjing，waizhenaodaikanxiangalpha，xiaodexianggeshahanhan：“quheishinijiuhuigaoxingma？”
“dui，。”yanyumobuyaoliandediantou。
wangyouwohenxiangshuochukoudianping：taihaokanle，xihuanzuozheningjiugedadadesilu，jianzhitaitebiele，kanlejiniandexiaoshuo，zheibuzuopintabawodanglatiaolezhendehenbucuo。chaojihaokan。
wangyouhongguoyanjingdianping：kanxiaoshuozheimejiule，zheibenxiaoshuobuguanjuqinghaishijuqingjiandelianjiedoubucuo，wanquanmeiyouqitaxiaoshuoneizhongyishanglaijiuzhuang，houxubuyaobengya，huijixuguanzhu。