他把我当辣条了
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“jinri，fanzunenglizhelianmengjiejiuleyipizhunbeibeisongwangdixiaheishifanmaide**omega，fanzuomegalianmenghuizonghuizhangsulingxiqinzifanghua，yaodangpingsuoyouduozaiyinanchudebufafenzi……”
shenchuanheiseduant，xiashenshigongzhuangheiduankudenianqingalphazuozailutianshaokaotanshang，shoulinazheyangrouchuan，tingzhedapingmushangbobaozhelianmengxinwen，shixianmanbujingxindekanxiangfanhuadejiedao。
fangzaizhuomianshangdeshoujizheishixiangqi，laidianxianshishi：sudie。
alphajieqidianhua，haimeikaikou，neitoujiuchuanlaiqinglengdesangyin：“xiaomo，youjianxiaoshixiangrangniquyixia。”
“kao！ninmeiwangjiwozhengzaixiujiaba？”yanyumoyileng，zhijiecubaodejujue，youxiangqilaihaoxiangjujuedetaikuaile，naizhexingzishuo：“die，jiranshixiaoshineijiugengbuyongchudongwoleba？lianmengliduodeshixiandehuangde，nishuoshiba？”
“wohuibanijiangzanghuadeshigaosunibabade，jiaqiquxiao。”
neitoulengjingcongrongdebagaozhuangshuodelizhiqizhuang，shengyindaizheburongjujue。
“xiaoshieryi，yigebaishenenglizhecongrenfanzideshoulitaotuole，tadebanshoufanzuxianxianggaoda70%，shigeyexingshizudeomega。”
“zanghuaneijianshininjiudanggepibatafangleba。”
yanyumoyuqidunshiruanlexialai，suihoumeiyitiao，yaozheyangrouchuan。
“meidaojinhuaqijiuyou70%defanzuxianxiang？zheidaoshishaojian，buguo，luorulianmengrenfanzishouli，meijiule，neibanggoudongxixinhenshoula，zuixihuanjizhuadaodebanshouzhushealeirongye，zhiyaoshizhusheguoaleirongyedenenglizhe，naolijiuhuituihua，yizhidaoxinzhiquanshi，yanjiuyuanderenjiuhuiyongyaowukongzhi，rangbanshounenglizhechengweimingfuqishideshaluwuqi。”
shenweibanshoufanzunenglizhelianmengdegaoceng，yanyumobisheidouqingchu，banshoufanzuxianxianggaodao60yishangjiuyijingshigaojiefanzunenglizhe，nenggaodao70haishimeidaojinhuaqideomeganenglizhe。
zheigefanzubaishebanshouhaowuyiwenshinandeyiyudeshaluwuqi，weixianchengduyijingbuyayu3sjidegaojiebianyibanshoule。
dianhuaneitoulengjingdeshuo：“dui，suoyinixianzaijiuqubarendaihuilai。”
yanyumotingzheiyisijiuzhidaozijidejiaqipaotangle，mengguanlekoupijiu，xiangshizaihezijijijiangshiqudeziyouzuogaobie。
querengjiuzuiyingdeshuodao：“wobuyao，woyaojiabeidejiaqi。”
dianhuaneitouderenshiyanyumozuixinrenqiezunjingderen，suoyitasaqijiaolaiyehenshiziran。
“wokeyijinijiabeideliangdazuibazi。”
jinguanyanyumoshialpha，haishinengganjuededaodianhuaneitoudealphazhongchuanlaidexuemaiyazhi。
zheishigaojiefanzunenglizheduidijiezheyushengjulaidexuemaiyazhi。
sulingxishibiyanyumogaochulianggejiejide
3sjialphabaozi，fanzuxianxianggaoda99。
buguo，yanyumogengzaiyideshisulingxideomegapeiou，yongyouhuohunenglizhefanzuxianxianggengshigaodale100%deomega，hesulingxiliangrenfenbierenweibanshoulianmengnenglizhedezuigaozhihuiguan，yeshiyanyumodejiumingenren。
wunianqian，yanyumobeizijideomegatuixiaxuanya，beishixingmianhesulingxisuojiu，zhihoujiubeipeiyangchenglelianmengderen。
“die，wozuotiancaibayigekongbufenzizuzhituanmie，jiulegguodegaoceng，zheijiaqihaimeikaishini……nizheishibawodanglvshini？”
shenmeshaluwuqidoumeiyoutadejiaqilaidezhongyao。
“meiyou，nishixiaoyangerdezaiziranyuzhongbutong，wozhishibanidanglianmengdeniu。”neitoudandingdeshengyinmeiyoubandianxinteng。
qianyijuhuayouduorangyanyumoxinwei，houyijujiuyouduochuotaxinwozi。
zaiyazhiyanyumozheizhiyouzaishangzheijianshishang，sulingxixianglaikeyi。sheijiaoyanyumozhiqianyizhizaitahexiaoyangershenbiandangdiandengpao？
“weizhiwoyijingfajinile，suduyaokuai，ziliaoxianshitazhengzaijinruchengshuqi，henbuwending，buyaorangtashangdaowuguderen。”
yanyumokanleyiyanshouwanshangdeguangnao，pingmushangmianxianshidedizhi，zhengshitaxianzaisuozaideweizhi。
就还挺巧。
zheishi，buyuanchudejiedaoshangturanchuanlaijianjiaosheng，jinjiezhejiushizhayaodexiangsheng。
“kuaizhuazhuta！bierangtapaole！”
cuchuandehanshengchuanlai，yanyumoyijiudandingzuozaiyuandi，shouyanwangshengyindelaiyuankanqu。
renchaoyongjidejiedaoshang，xingtaishirenshensheweideomegazaijieshanghengchongzhizhuang，baisedejudasheweigewaidereyan，zhuitadeshiliugeb2jiejifanzuxianxiangfenbieyou50、55、58……zuigaofanzuxianxianggaoda60dealphanenglizhe。
sizhouderenqundoubeialphadexinxisuyazhi，baotoudunzaiyuandi，qizhongsangealphashihulang，tamenshenxingkuaisuyidongzhe，shunjianjiulaidaobaishebanshounenglizhedemianqian。
qianmiansangeyizipaikaideshihulangalpha，housangeshibaozialpha，b2jiejialphanenglizhedeweisha，neibaishebanshoukanqilaisihumeiyouyidianshengsuan。
yanyumozhuyidao，baishedeshenshanghaiguazhecanpodetielian，yibanzaidimianshangtuozhe，kanqilaixiangshiyinweibaolilacheduande。
“bieshangdaotadelian，tabeikongzhinenglideyizhiqishangle，paobuleduoyuan，xianzaizhiyaoyongdianjibangbatadianhunjiuxing。”
qizhongyizhibaozialphadashengdehandao。
yanyumodedianhuahaimeiyougua，neitoudesulingxitingjiansaoluanzhoulemei，wenyanyumo：“nizaifujin？”
“ng，zaini。”yanyumoguaiqiaodehuidao：“douchudongzhayaole，zheibanggoudongxihaishuobuyaoshangdaolian？zheibangchunhuozhidingyoudianmaobing。”
“ganmingmuzhangdandezaidajieshangyongzhayao，zheishibubadienifangzaiyanlini，kanlaiwodejiaojiaotamenzenmezuorenle。”
banshoufanzizaijieshangyongzhayao，qiebushuotamenhuibuhuishangjiwugu，danshitiaoxinlianmengzheitiaojiugoutamenheyihudele。
zheishi，buyuanchudetiankongzhouranningjuxuduowuyun，zhishizhayanjiantianjiuanlexialai，biyoujifenwuyunyachengchengyucuidejiashi。
yanyumodiaoerlangdangdechuilegekoushao，ceguoshuaiqidelian，heimouzaiyemuxiashanzhexingzhibobodeliangguang。
“zheitiaoshenenglihenqianga。”
kanlaizhishaohuiyouyichangbaofengyu。
zheishi，yanyumobujingyipiejiandixiabaisheshourendelian，wozheshoujideshoujinlejin。
heiyexia，baishebanshouyinweibaonuerluchujianya，baisedebanzhangfabeifengliaoqi，junmeiwuzhudecelianfanzhebingtaidebai，yirujiyizhongneiyangdegaolengjunmei，zhishixiangbicongqianchengshulexuduo。
neizhanglianzhengshiyanyumodeqiannanyousongyubai。
wunianqiandewangshiyouzaifuxian。
banshouyanjiuyuandehoushan，baishebanshouturanbayanyumotuixiaxuanya，fangfowudideshenyuanrangchushendeyanyumohuiguoshenlai。
“xiaomo，tahenweixian，ni……”dianhuaneitoudesulingxihuahaimeiyoushuowanjiubeidaduanle。
“zhihuiguan，zheigerenwuwojiexiale。”yanyumogouchunlengxiao：“bujiushiyitiaoxiaobaishe，piqizaibao，woyenengjitaganmeile！”
gualedianhua，yanyumomanyouyoudebashoujishoujinkoudai，lashanggongzhuangkushangdekoudailalian，taimouwangbaishebanshoudefangxiangkanleguoqu，neiliugealphashouliquandounazhemazuiqiang，weizaibaishebanshounenglizheshenbian。
liugealphaweizhetajiadexiaobenshe，zheixielianmengdebailei，banshoufanzigoudongxizhenshitamadehuonile。
xiayishun，yanyumojiushiyongshunyinengli，fangfozhishizhayanjian，tajiudangzaibaisheshourendemianqian。
“wodeomegapiqihenhuai，biedealphayongxinxisutiaoxinta，tahuishengqide，yaorenyeshuobudinge。”
baisheshourenzheishizhenghaobaidongjudadeshewei，saoxiangmianqian，yaopaibianzhuitadealpha，quezaiyanyumodangzaimianqianshitingxia。
judadesheweiqiahaotingzaiyanyumodeliance，zhiyujihaomisheweijiupaishangtadelian。
yinweidourantingxiadeyuangu，sheweibaidongyangqishandongdefengdaidongleyanyumodeheifa。
baishebanshounenglizhewaizhenaodaiguolaikanyanyumo，piaoliangdehongsedetongkongweiweiyizhen，xiaole：“mo？”
yanyumohuitouluchuyikoubaiyaweixiao，danshoukaozaibaisedejudaweibashang，bieyizhishouqingqingdepaizhezijidexinkouanfuziji：“xinghaotingxiale，wozhenshibaozhuyitiaoxiaoming，guai，yihuidainihuijia。”
“nishishenmeren？”hulangalphaehenhendedengzhesongyubai，zuochuxushidaifadezitai，zhunbeisuishipushangqu，“bieduoguanxianshi！”
“nimenzhuishawodeomega，querangwobieduoguanxianshi？”yanyumoxiaomimideluchuyikoubaiya，“buguo，wozheirenyixiangjiangli，tayaoshishanglenimen，wolaipeizui。”
当然，是用武力。
jigealphayitingpeizui，dunshisonglekouqi，“tashalewowugexiongdi，woyaobatadaihuiqu。”
baishezaizheishititaisuoxiao，baixideshuangshouquanzaiyanyumodeyaoshang，congtadejianshangtanchutou，kaozaitadejingwo。
“墨？”
rouruanfangruowugudeshouzaiyanyumojingshoudeyaoshanghuaguo，jinguangezhebobodeyiliao，tahaishidaoxileyikouliangqi。
“别乱摸。”
caiyihuitou，jiukandaosongyubaibozishangdetielian，anmaleshengcao，tashenshouwozhutielian，qingeryijudeyibazhuaiduan。
neiliugeaiphajianshibudui，ciyaliezuidepuleguolai，quezaijijiangkaojinshibeiyiguxinxisuyalai，yadezhenggerendiaoluozaidimian。
“nijuranshiajieqianghuafanzunenglizhe？”
liugeaiphaxinlidunshihouhuibuyi，tamenzhishib2jiejideaiphanenglizhe，nalinengyingguoyigeajieqianghuafanzunenglizhe？
yanyumolengmodesaoleliurenyiyan，shenshouyibajiangchanzaishenshangdesherenladaoshenqian，qingsongdahengbaoqi。
“xiaobenshe，jinianbujiannizenmebiandegengbenle？。”
yanyumoyongxuemaixinxisuyazhizhuneijigeb2jidealpha，qingmiaodanxiededuihuailiderenkaikou。
baishebanshouzaizheishizhangkaizui，jianruideyachiluchudetongshichunjiaosiliekaiyibandazhang，zuibalikebianchengshezui。
jiuzaibaishebanshoujijiangpushangquyaorenshi，yanyumodeshouqingqinggaizailetadelianshang。
“baobei，neizhongwanyitunlehuinaoduzide。”
bansuizhedexixuedeshengyinxiangqi。
songyubaixiangshitingdongleyiyang，zuibalidejianyalikeshouqi，ketayouxiangshiyouxieshengqi，buyoufenshuojiuwangyanyumodeboziyaolexiaqu。
“嘶~”
zhangzhangdeliaoyacichuanyanyumobozishangdejifu，tengdetazhoumei，yonglidetuikaiyanyumo。
“biegengouside，yijianmianjiuken，haotenga。”
kongqizhongyouxinxisudeweidaozhujianmimankailai，yanyumowendaoshuxideomegaxinxisuweidao，yiguzaorezaitadeshentililuancuan。
liangrenzaiyanjiuyuandejizhuangxiangliniwaidezuorifangfolilizaimu。
songyubaidanlengbaidelianzaiyishunjianranshanghongyun，suihou，zhangzhangdesheweiyangqiduizhungangcaizhuitadeneijigealpha。
dishangdehulangalphanenglizhejingkongdekanxiangbeibaozhedesongyubai，“buyaoshawo，wokeyibangnibaituo……”
judadesheweibaidongqilai，baisedelinpianzaiheiyezhongfanzhelengguang，yicuhuomiaodunshiwangneigehulangalphashaoleguoqu，sheweidejiancizhasiliangge，qitasangebeishuaichudimianzhongzhongdezhuangzaijianzhuwushang，jinjiezheyituanliehuoshaoleguoqu。
liugealphanenglizheliancanjiaoshengdoulaibuji，zhuanyanjianjiuzhishengxialiuleyididexueyijishaojiaodehuichen。
wangyoufeihuangtengdadianping：ningjiugedeshuzhendehaohaokan diyibenxiangyaoyizhiduxiaqudeshu yiqiandexiaoshuodoushikandaoyibanjuedefaweijiuqikanle danshizheibenshudegushiqingjietebieyixiangbudao diedangqifu tebiexiyinwo taiaile！！
wangyouxianduanhualuodianping：《tabawodanglatiaole》zheishiwoqijinweizhikanguozuihaodeyanqingwen，feichanghaokan！qishiwoxianzaiyijinghenmeiyounaixinkanzhangwenle，wangwangkanle30%zuoyoujiubunaifanxiangqile，kanlezheibencaizhidao，bushiwomeinaixin，shiwenbugouhao。