《我,给阎王送外卖》 小说介绍
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anxia「jieshoudingdan」deshunjian,shoujipingmushangdexueguangyishanershi,dingdanxiangqingfashenglebianhua。
【备货中……】
【canpin:wangshengqianyita(yibeihuo)】
【canpin:mengpotangyiwan(yibeihuo)】
【canpin:shibacengdiyuyiriyoutiyanquanyizhang(yibeihuo)】
【qingqishouzaizhidingdidianlingqucanpin。】
xiamianchuxianleyigejianyideditu,daohangdezhongdian,shiyijiawocongweitingshuoguodedian——「wangchuanlusanhao,huangquanzahuopu」。
dizhijiuzaiwozheipianlaochengqudeshenchu,yitiaowomeitiansongwaimaidouyaoluguojibaibiandexiaoxiangzili。kewofashi,woconglaimeijianguoneiliyoushenmezahuopu。
wodexinzang「pengpeng」zhitiao,jihaipayouyoudianmomingde……xingfen?made,nandaowoguzilishigedoum?
simadanghuomayiba。wohuanshanghaisuanganjingdegongfu,zhuaqiwodediandongcheyaochijiuchongxialelou。
wodezuojia,yiliangchulelingdangbuxiangnadouxiangdeershoudiandongche,zhengjingjingditingzailouxia。wokuashangche,ningdongdianmen,chezifachuyizhen「gazhigazhi」de**,xianggekuaisanjiadelaotouzi,danzongsuanhaishidongleqilai。
anzhaoditudezhiyin,woguaijinleneitiaoshuxide、beiliangbianwoshouloujidezhishengxiayixiantiandexiangzi。baitianzheiliyeyinsensende,changnianbujianyangguang,qiangbishangbumanleqingtai,kongqizhongmimanzheyiguchaoshidemeiwei。
woqidaoditushangbiaojideweizhi,tinglexialai。
yanqian,shiyidubanbodezhuanqiang。qiangshangyonghongqiwaiwainiuniudixiezhe「banzheng,139xxxxxxxx」。
杂货铺呢?
wotaochushouji,ditushangdehongdianjiuzaiwomianqianshanshuo,meicuoa。woduizhekongqihanleliangsheng:「yourenma?huangquanzahuopu?」
huiyingwode,zhiyouxiangzishenchuchuanlaideyemaojiaochunsheng。
「cao,shuawoni?」womaleyiju,zhengzhunbeidiaotouzouren。shoujituran「weng」dizhendongleyixia。
「yinjiansong」appdanchuyitiaotishi:【qingpeidai「yinyangjing」chakanzhenshishijie。】
yinyangjing?shenmewanyier?
woditouyikan,zhijianwodediandongchechebashang,buzhiheshiduoleyifu……mojing?
yifukuanshilaotudaodiaozhadehamajing,jingpianheidexiangguodi,jingtuishanghaiyongjinsedeyouqihuazhelianggeliaocaodefuwen。
woyouyuleyixia,haishishenshounaqileta。fanzhengdoudaozheiyibule,zailipudeshiqingwoyerenle。
我把蛤蟆镜戴上。
xiayimiao,woyanqiandeshijie,bianle。
xiangzihaishineitiaoxiangzi,dansediaobiandehuianerguiyi。yuanbenkongwuyiwudeqiangbi,cikejingranzhendechuxianleyishanguseguxiangdemumen。menshangguazheyigepojiudezhaopai,shangmianyongzhuantixiezhesigezi——「huangquanzahuo」。
menshixuyanzhede,congmenfenglitouchuhunhuangdeguang。
woyanlekoutuomo,ganjuezijidetuiduziyoudianzhuanjin。zheitamabikongbupianhai**。
wotuikaimen,yigunongliedexiangzhuweihunhezhezhiqianranshaodeweidaopumianerlai。dianlihenxiao,guangxianhunan,huojiashangbaimanlegezhongwokanbudongdedongxi:zhizhadeiphone、zhizhadelanbojini、yipingpingtiezhe「wangqingshui」biaoqiandeyeti,shenzhihaiyouyitatayinzheyuhuangdaditouxiangde「tianditongbao」。
yigechuanzheshouyi、miansecanbaidelaotaitai,zhengzuozaijutaihoumian,dizhetou,yongyibashengxiudejiandao,manyouyoudijianzhezhiren。
tingdaowojinlai,tahuanhuantaiqitou,yishuanghunzhuodeyanjinglimeiyouyisishengqi。
「『yinjiansong』de?」tadeshengyinsiyadexiangshazhizaimoca。
wodaizhemojing,kanbuqingtadelian,danneiguyinqiyijingkuaibawodongchengbinggunle。wojiangyingdidianlediantou。
「订单号。」
「……mei,meiyoudingdanhao。」wojiejiebabadihuida。
laotaitai「jiejie」dixiaoleqilai,neixiaoshengxiangshiyexiaozaijiaohun,「xinlaideba?diyicijiedan,songjizijide,doumeiyoudingdanhao。」
tayibianshuo,yibiancongjutaixianachuyigeheisedesuliaodai,dijiwo。
daizirushoubingliang,xiangshigangcongbingjulinachulaiyiyang。woditouyikan,limianguoranshiyitashaodeheiqiqidezhiqian,yigeyongcuciwanzhuangzhede、sanfazheguiyitianxiangdetang,haiyouyizhangyinshuajingmeide……menpiao?
menpiaodezhengmianshiqingmianliaoyadeeguituan,xiezhe「shibacengdiyuyiriyou」,beimianshiyoukexuzhi:yi、qingwusuiyitouweiegui;er、yuniutoumamianheyingxuewaishoufei;san、zuizhongjieshiquanguidifulvyoujusuoyou。
我整个人都麻了。
「nazhe,ganjinsongquba。」laotaitaicuicudao,「biedanwulekeren『shouhuo』。」
wojixiedijieguodaizi,zhuanshenjiuxiangpao。
「dengdeng。」laotaitaiyoujiaozhulewo。
wohunshenyijiang,manmanzhuanguoshen。
zhijiantaliekaizui,luchuyigemeiyouyachide、heidongdongdexiaorong:「xiaohuozi,kannigugeqingqi,shikuaisongyinjianwaimaidehaoliao。zheifu『yinyangjing』,jiudangwosongnideruzhiliwule。yihousongcan,jidedaishang,nengshengbushaomafan。」
woliangundaipaditaochuleneijiazahuopu,kuashangwodexiaodianlv,yiliuyanchongchulexiangzi。zhidaowennuandeyangguangzaicizhaozaishenshang,wocaiganjuezijihuoleguolai。
wozhaixiahamajing,huitouyikan,xiangziliyijiushineimianbanbodeqiang。
ruguobushishoulineigebingliangde、chendiandiandeheisesuliaodai,wozhendehuiyiweizijishijingshenchulewenti。
wobadaiziguazaichebashang,anzhaodingdanshangdedizhi,xiangxijiaodechuiliugongmuqiqu。
yilushang,wonaoziluanchengyituan。zheigeshijie,haoxiangzaiwobuzhidaodeshihou,beisikaileyigekouzi,luchuletaguiyide、buweirenzhidelingyimian。
erwo,yigedaomeidewaimaiyuan,sihuchengleweiyinengkandaozheilingyimianderen。
chuiliugongmujianzaibanshanyao,pingrilijiurenjihanzhi。wobachetingzaimenkou,daishangneifushenqidehamajing,linzheneigeheisesuliaodai,zoujinlegongmu。
daishangyanjinghou,gongmudehuafengzaicitubian。
yuanbenanjingsumudemuyuan,cikebiande「renao」feifan。yigegebantoumingde、miansegeyide「ren」zaimubeijianpiaolaidangqu。youdezaidapai,youdezaixiaqi,youdejuzaiyiqiaishengtanqi,taolunzheyangjiandezisunyoumeiyouanshishaozhi。
tamensihudoukanbujianwo,ziguzidizuozhezijideshi。
woqiangrenzhebatuijiupaodechongdong,genjujiyi,zhaodaolewomademu。erzaitapangbian,guoranyouyigekongzhedeweizhi。
dingdanshangshuode,bqu4pai4zuo。
wozoudaoneigekongweiqian,baheisedesuliaodaifangzaidishang。
「can……songdaole。」woduizhekongqi,ganbabadishuoleyiju。
huayingangluo,woshouji「ding」deyisheng。
「订单已完成!」
「guke『wangdefa』yiquerenshouhuo,bingjininliuxialewuxinghaoping!」
「gukeliuyan:xiaogesongcansuduhenkuai,taiduhenhao!jiushimengpotanglidexiangcaiyoudianbuxinxian,xiwanggaijin!lingwai,wotemeshenmeshihoushuoguoyaofubaimaomeidazhangtuidenvguile?laozixihuandeshijirou**!chaping!」
我:「???」
bushi,nidaodishihaopinghaishichaping?haiyou,nizijidebeizhuyaoqiu,nizijiwangle?
meidengwotucaowan,appyoudanchuyigetishi。
「gongxininwanchengshoudan!huodexinshoujiangli:yinde+10,xianjin1000yuan(yizhuanrunindeyinxingzhanghu)。」
woganjindakaiwodeyinxingapp,yueneiyilan,zhendeduoleyiqiankuai!
**!songyitangguiwaimai,biwopaoyitiandanhaizhuandeduo!
jiuzaiwoweizheiyiqiankuaiqianzhenjingdeshihou,woturanganjuebeihouyiliang,yiguyinfengchuiguo。
womengdihuitou,zhijianyigechuanzhebinghaofu、liansecanbaidenianqingnvgui,zhengpiaozaiwoshenhou,haoqididaliangzhewo。
「ni……ninengkanjianwo?」tawaizhetou,shengyinkongling。
wodaizhehamajing,nengqingxidikandaotabantoumingdeshenti,yijixiongkouyigebuduanshenchuheiqideshangkou。
wohedeyi**zuozaidishang,shoujiaobingyongdiwanghoutui:「ninini……nibieguolaia!renguishutu,womenbushu!」
nvgui「puchi」yishengxiaolechulai,xiangyichuanfengling:「biepa,wobuhairen。wojiaoxiaoqian,yijingzaizheilidailesannianle。wohaishidiyicijiandao,nengjiwomensongwaimaidehuoren。」
 
                 我,给阎王送外卖
                                我,给阎王送外卖