替身罢工后白月光霸总闹灵堂
《替身罢工后白月光霸总闹灵堂》 小说介绍
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chuzuchetingzaigujianeishanzuyidanggudongpaimaidediaohuadatiemenqianshi，linxiaoyudexinhaizaiweitademaerdaifuyangguanghaitandixue。tashenxiyikouqi，nulidiaodongqibishengyanjichubei，yunniangchushiwanhuojidebeitongbiaoqing，tuikaichemen——
“shifu，chefeinengzhaolimianneigechuanheixizhuang、lianzuichoudenanrenbaoxiaoma？jiushuolin**dejiumingqian！”tashuaixiayiju，budengsijihuida，linzhetaneige“fangdanfangdaofangguyanzhi”debeibao，fengfenghuohuodichonglejinqu。
raoguokanbixiaoxinggongyuandetingyuan，chuanguosumudenengzhijiepaiminguojudehuilang，linxiaoyumubiaomingquedishaxianglaotaitaijuzhude“songhetang”。yilushang，yongrenmenkandaota，biaoqingdou…youdianweimiao？bushidanyou，gengxiangshibiexiao？
linxiaoyuxinlineidianbuxiangdeyugan，rutonggunxueqiubanyuegunyueda。
chongdaosonghetangmenkou，tazhengzhunbeilaige“xiaogandongtian”shidepuguikuhao，menque“zhiya”yishengconglimianlakaile。
yingruyanliandehuamian，ranglinxiaoyuyunnianghaodesuoyouqingxushunjiankaqiao，shihuadangchang。
zhijiangulaotaitaigufangyinvshi，chuanzheyishenjiqixiqingdezaohongsezhensitangzhuang，toushanghaibiezheyiduoshuodaderonghua，zhenghongguangmanmiandizuozaipuzhehouhouruandiandezitanmuyaoyishang。tazuoshouduanzheyiwanjingyingtitou、yikanjiujiazhibufeidexueyanwo，youshounazheyigezuixinkuandepingbandiannao，pingmushangheranshimoubao“shuangshiyi”yurehuichang！
pangbian，guyanzhichuanzheyuntiedeyisibugoudeheisexizhuang，shenxingtingbarusong，zhishineizhangjunmeiderenshengongfendelianshang，cikezhengningguzheyizhongmingwei“woshisheiwozainawonainaizaiganshenme”demangran。tashoulihainazheyige…yangqimianzhao？buguoxianranmeiyongshang。
kongqilimimanzheyanwodetianxiangheyizhongmingwei“daxingfanchexianchang”deganga。
“nai…nainai？”linxiaoyudeshengyindoupichale，muguangzailaotaitaijingshenjueshuodelianheguyanzhishoulineigeduoyudedaojuzhijianlaihuisaoshe，“nin…ninbushi…pu…（tuxue）…buxinglema？”tajiannandifushuzhedianhualide“bingwei”miaoshu。
gulaotaitaimanyouyoudifangxiayanwowan，naqipingban，shouzhilinghuodidianlejixia，touyebutai：“e，xiaoyulaila？kuai，bangnainaikankan，zheige**bandefalangcaihuaping，gennishangcipaideneigeqianlongfencaibi，nagegengxiqing？gengshihebaizainainaizheiwulichongxi？”
linxiaoyu：“……”chongxi？yonghuapingchongxi？ninlaorenjiadui“chongxi”shibushiyoushenmewujie？
tashenxiyikouqi，qiangyaxiaxiangxianzhuo（suiranzhuozishizitandetakenengxianbudong）dechongdong，chechuyigepixiaoroubuxiaodebiaoqing：“nainai，ninjingshentouzhenhao。kanlaijiuhucheheyishengdoushengle？”
“hai，yidianxiaomaobing，kandaoni，nainaizheixina，shunjianjiushutanle！”laotaitaizhongyutaiqitou，neishuangjingguangsishedeyanjinglinayoubandianbingrong，quanshikanhaoxidexingfen，“yanzhia，hailengzheganma？jixiaoyudaobeicha，yayajing。kanbahaizijide，liandoupaobaile。”
guyanzhizheicaixiangshibeianxialeqidongjian，jiangyingdibayangqimianzhaodijipangbiandeyongren（yongrenbiexiaobiedejianbangzhidou），ranhou…zhendezoudaopangbian，dongzuojixiedijilinxiaoyudaoleyibeicha。
linxiaoyukanzheguyanzhidiguolaidechabei，zaikankanlaotaitaineifu“kuailaikuawoyanjibang”debiaoqing，zhijuedeyiguwuminghuozhichongtianlinggai。
“nainai！”tashengyinbagao，daizhekongsu，“wodemaerdaifu！wodejipiao！wodexianyurensheng！ninyigedianhuajiubawopianhuilaile！jiuweilerangwokanninmaihuapingchongxi？！ninzhidaolushangsijifangdeshenmegema？《liangliang》！wodangshidexina，bineigehailiang！”
gulaotaitaisihaobuweisuodong，fanerlizhiqizhuang：“maerdaifuyoushenmehao？shaziluojiao，taiyangshairen！nainaizheilibuhaoma？youchiyouheyourensihou，zuizhongyaodeshi——”tadunledun，yiweishenzhangdipieleyiyanguyanzhi，“youxikana！”
linxiaoyushunzhelaotaitaidemuguangkanxiangguyanzhi，duifangzhengzhouzhemei，sihuzainulilijie“youxikan”he“chongxi”zhijiandeluojiguanxi，biaoqingyansudexiangzaiyanjiugedebahecaixiang。
linxiaoyufue，ganjuetougengtengle。tafangqigenlaotaitaijiangdaoli，zhijiezhuanxiangmubiao：“xing，nainai，worenlaile，ninye‘chongxi’chongdejingshenhuanfale。neiwodesunshi？wodejingshensunshifeiplusban？haiyounindianhualishuodeneige…zuchuanfeicuidabaicai？”
“jishenme！”laotaitaidashouyihui，haoqiganyun，“zhiyaonibanainaijiaodaide‘chongxi’renwuwanchengdehao，dabaicaishaobulenide！hainengjinijiahongbao！”
“renwu？”linxiaoyuheguyanzhiyikoutongsheng，yigejingti，yigemangran。
“duia！”laotaitaiyipaidatui，zhizheguyanzhi，“ni！guyanzhi！zuoweigujiaxianrenjiazhu，nainaiwo‘bingwei’chuyu（suiranshizhuangde），nishibushigaiyoudianbiaoshi？biaoshishenme？chongxia！zenmechong？rangxiaoyuhuaqiana！huadeyueduoyuexiqing，nainaizheibinggenerqudeyuekuai！dongbudong？”
guyanzhidemeitouzhoudegengjinle，xiangshicpuguozai。takankannainai，youkankanlinxiaoyu，zuihoujiannandishitulijiebingfushuzheigelipudeyaoqiu：“suoyi…nainaideyisishi…ninxuyaolinxiaoyu…tongguo…huaqian…zheizhongxingwei…laiweinin…chongxi？”meiyigetingdundouchongmanleduishijieguandezhiyi。
“duige！”laotaitaimeikaiyanxiao，“haishiwodasunzicongming！yidianjiutou！xiaoyua，tingjianmei？zheishiguzongqinzixiadaderenwu！hua！fangkailehua！wangsilihua！huachuqishi，huachufengge，huachuwogujiademenmei！jiucongjintiankaishi！yanzhi，niquanchengpeitong！shuaka！linbao！dangsiji！wubirangxiaoyuhuadejinxing！huadexiqing！”
linxiaoyu：“……”takanzheguyanzhineizhangbingshanlianshanghanjiande、mingwei“woshibazongbushilinbaoxiaodi”dezhengzhabiaoqing，zaikankanlaotaitaiyilian“**xiewojinimenzhizaoduchujihui”decuxiaxiaorong，neixinyiwantou**bentengerguo。
zheijubenzouxiang，shibushitaiqingqiledian？tayigeqiantishen，nazheqianlaobandeqian，zaiqianlaobannainaidezhilingxia，huaqianlaobandeqianweiqianlaobannainai“chongxi”？zheiguanxilian，raodetazijidoutouyun！
“nainai，zhei…butaiheshiba？”linxiaoyushituzhengzha，“guzongriliwanji，su**bushiyehuilailema？rangguzongpeisu**duohao？”
“suqingqing？”laotaitaichixiaoyisheng，shengyinbudabuxiao，ganghaonengrangmenwaigangxiangjinlaiderentingjian，“taneihuaqiandeyangzi，niuniunienie，zhuangqiangzuoshi，xiaojiaziqi！kanzhejiuhuiqi，haichongxi？biebanainaiwoshengxiadeneidianxiqijichongmeile！nainaijiuaikanxiaoyuhuaqian，neijiaoyigeshuangkuai！yigechangliang！yige…wangjia！”
huayinweiluo，songhetangneishanhouzhongdemenzaicibeituikai。
yigudanya（dankeyi）debaichahuaxiangxianpiaolejinlai，jinjiezhe，yidaoxianxirouruo、chuanzheyuebaiselianyiqundeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。suqingqingzhuangrongjingzhi，meiyanjiandaizheqiadaohaochudeyoulvheyisibuyichajuedeweiqu，shoulihaipengzheyigebaowenzhong。
“yanzhigege~”neishengyin，hantangliangqimabagejiahao，weiyintuodejiuqushibawan，“wotingshuonainaishentibushi，teyiqinshouaolezibudeyanwoxuehatangsonglai…nainai，ninhaodianlema？qingqinghaodanxinninya~”tamuguangsaoguowuli，kandaolinxiaoyushi，tongkongjibukechadisuoleyixia，suijihuanshanggengrouruodezitai，“xiaoyumeimeiyezaiya？zhenshixinkunile，haiteyiganhuilaitanwangnainai。”
linxiaoyuneixinos：lailelaile！jingdianbaiyueguangrouruoxiaobaihuashangxian！zheiyanji，zheichaxiang，gezhesanmiyuandouwendaole。
tahaimeikaikou，gulaotaitaiyijinghuoliquankai：“yanwoxuehatang？yo，qingqingyouxinle。buguonainaiganghewanyiwanxueyan，nidehuang。nizheitanga，wokanyanzhiyemeikonghe，tadaihuieryaopeixiaoyuquhuaqian…ebu，shiqujinainai‘chongxi’ni！”
“chong…chongxi？”suqingqinglianshangderouruobiaoqingchadianmeibengzhu，pengzhebaowenzhongdeshouzhidouniejinle，“nainai，ninshishuo…rangyanzhigegepeilinxiaoyu…qu…maidongxi？”
“duia！”laotaitailisuodangran，“xiaoyuhuaqiandeyangzixiqing！nengzhibing！yanzhigenzhequshuakalinbao，zhanzhanxiqi！zenme，niyouyijian？”
suqingqingdelianshunjianbaileyouhong，hongleyouqing，jingcaifencheng。taqiangjichuyisixiao：“nainaishuoxiaole，qingqingzenmehuiyouyijian…zhishi，yanzhigegegongzuoneimemang…”taqiuzhubandikanxiangguyanzhi，yanshenxuanranyuqi，“yanzhigege，nibushishuoxiawuyaopeiwoqukanhuazhandema？neifunidayingsongwodemonai…”
guyanzhidefanshehusihuzhongyujieshoudaoxinhao，takankansuqingqing，youkankannainaihelinxiaoyu，meitoujinsuo，sihuzaiquanheng“peibaiyueguangkanhuazhan”he“peiqiantishenhuaqianchongxi”nageyouxianjigenggao。zheixianranchujiletaluojichulinenglidebianjie。
jiuzaizheixiuluochangqifenninggudeshunjian，linxiaoyuturanfuzhixinling。paoludajisuiranzanshishouzu，danyanqiandejumian…sihukeyiliyong？
taqingleqingsangzi，lianshangshunjianqiehuancheng“jingyetishen”moshi（suiranheyueyizhongzhi，danyanjibunengdiu），duizhesuqingqingluchuyigewubi“zhencheng”dexiaorong：
“su**，ninqianwanbiewuhui！peininkanhuazhanzheimegaoyayouyougediaodeshiqing，guzongdangranyinggaiqu！chongxizheizhongxiaoshi，wozijiqujiuxingle！guzong，kajiwojiuxing！”tashuozhe，feichangzirandichaoguyanzhishenchushou，yanshentandangdexiangzaiyaoyizhangcanjinzhi。
suqingqing：“……”tazhunbeihaodesuoyourouruotaicishunjianbeidusizaihoulongli。guyanzhi：“……”kanzheshendaomianqiandebaixishouzhang，xiayishidimolemokoudailideheika。gulaotaitai：“puchi！”haobukeqidixiaochulesheng，yanshenlixiemanle“gandepiaoliang”！
linxiaoyuneixindexiaorenfengkuangdiantou：dui！jiushizheiyang！bakajiwo，nimenliangaiganmaganmaqu！wonazheka，zhaogedifang“chongxi”chongtagesantiansanye，ranhouzhijieshahuijichang！wanmei！
raner，guyanzhideshouzhizaichupengdaoheikabianyuanshi，quedunzhule。tataimou，shensuidemuguangdiyicirenzhendi、daizhediantanjiudi，luozailelinxiaoyuneizhangxieman“kuaijiwokafangwoziyou”delianshang。
yizhongqiguaideganjueyongshangxintou。sihu…rangtayigerenqu“chongxi”，youdian…bufangxin？
laotaitaiminruidibuzhuodaolesunzidechiyi，likepaiban：“buxing！xiaoyuyigerenquzenmexing？nei‘chongxi’dexiqibuquanlangfeile？bixuyourenjieying！yanzhi，niqinziqu！huazhanshenmeshihoubunengkan？monaipaobule！nainaideshentiyaojin！jiuzheimedingle！”
tayipaiyaoyifushou，yichuidingyin。
suqingqingdelianchedilvle，kanxianglinxiaoyudeyanshen，diyicidaishanglehaobuyanshidejiduheyuandu。
linxiaoyushenchuqudeshoujiangzaibankong，neixinaihao：nainai！nindaodishishenzhugonghaishizhuduiyoua！wodepaolujihua2.0，zu！
guyanzhichenmolejimiao，zainainaideweiyahesuqingqingdeleiyan、yijilinxiaoyuneiguoyuzhibaidekewangyanshenzhong，zuizhong，tahuanhuanchouchuleneizhangxiangzhengzhewuxianedudeheika。
dan，meiyoudijilinxiaoyu。
tawozaishouli，shengyindichen，daizheyizhongburongzhiyide、shuyubazongdejueduan：
“linxiaoyu，genwozou。”“su**，huazhangaitian。”
shuowan，tamaikaizhangtui，jingzhichaomenwaizouqu，kandoumeikanshunjianyaoyaoyuzhui、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaobiaoyanyuandiyundaodesuqingqing。
linxiaoyukanzheguyanzhitingbalengyingdebeiying，zaikankanpangbianlaotaitaiyilian“jihuatong”dedeyixiaorong，yijisuqingqingneifukuaiyaoqizhaliedebiaoqing，zhijuedeqiantuyipianhuian。
zhei“chongxi”renwu，tahaoxiangbianchengleyibuwufangdehuangdanlianxuju，erta，beicuidichenglenvzhujiao。
tarenmingditanlekouqi，duizhekuaiyaoqikudesuqingqing，wunaidisongsongjian，yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeyinliang，chengkendisongshangjinrifende“zhonggao”：
“jiemei，tingwoyijuquan，biegaoshenmewenrouzhixingrenshele。zhenxiangnaxiagubingkuai，buruyanjiuyanjiu**banbaobao？neicaishita‘baiyueguang’dezhenaimima。”shuowan，tayebuguansuqingqingshenmefanying，zhuaqizijidebeibao，shisiruguidizhuizheguyanzhidebeiyingpaolechuqu。
shenhou，chuanlailaotaitaizhongqishizudedingzhu：“xiaoyu！tiaoguide！wangxiqinglemai！nainaidengnikaixuan！”
yiji，suqingqingzhongyuyayibuzhu、daizhekuqiangdejianjiao：“linxiaoyu——！！！”
songhetangnei，xiuluochangdexiaoyanwei，hunhezheyanwodetianxiang，jiujiubusan。
erlinxiaoyude“huaqianchongxi”zhilv，zaibazongqinzikaiche（dangsiji）、quanchenglenglian（dangbeijingban）deguiyifenweizhong，zhengshilakaixumu。
linxiaoyuzuozaifujiashi，kanzhechechuangwaifeisudaotuidejiejing，neixinzhiyouyigeniantou：zheiqian，tatangshoua！zheixi，tachongdewoxinjigengsaia！gubingkuai，nizuihaoqidaodaihuierwotiaodebaogouguigouxiqing，buran…buranwojiushuabaonidekamaixiazhenggedongwuyuan！yangyiqunyingwutiantianzainichuangtouhan：“guyanchi！qichuang！guyanchi！haiqian！”
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