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小说简介

xiaoshuotishenbagonghoubaiyueguangbazongnaolingtangdenannvzhushiguyanzhisuqingqing，youxiangrikuibuxiangrixiangyuejingxinxiezuoercheng，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuantalakaichouti，meiyoubanfenyouyu，nachuzhipiaobu，longfeifengwudiqianxiamingziheyilianchuanzuyishanxiaputongrenyandeshuzi。……

精彩章节

guyanzhineizhangjushuonengzhenzhaipixie、jiazhilianchengdezitanmubangongzhuoshang，wenwenjiangluoleyifenwenjian。

bushiqihuaan，bushishougouhetong，ershiyifeng——cuocigongzheng、geshiyanjin，shenzhidaizhedianhrlizhimobanfengde《cicheng》。

落款：林小鱼。

guyanzhidemuguangcongyifenguanyuzhuluojiwanqimouwanlonghuashifenbudebaogaoshangyikai，luozaicichengshang，youhuanhuanyidaozhanzaizhuoqiandenvrenshenshang。

linxiaoyujintianchuanzheyishenfuhe“baiyueguangtishen”biaozhundemibaisezhangqun，toufaroushundipizaijianshang，lianshangshenzhihaihuazhesuqingqingzuiaideweisuyanzhuang。danguyanzhiminruidichajuedaoyisibutong——taneishuangzongshinulimofangsuqingqing“yuyuhaixiu”deyanjingli，cikeshanshuozheyizhongjinhukuangrede……jietuo？

“guzong，sannianheyueqiman，genju《tishenguyongxieyi》di3tiaodi7kuan，benrenlinxiaoyuzhengshitichuzhongzhiheyue。”linxiaoyudeshengyinqingcuililuo，xiangsuanpanzhuzipipazuoxiang，touzheyigugongshigongbandejinger。“qingjiesuanweikuan，hanjibengongzi、jixiaojiangjin（genjuninmeiyuezhangdanjinefudong）、jingshensunshifei（anriji，biaozhunjianfujianshuoming）、jiabanfei（zhibudingshimofangxuqiu）、yijisannianmofangzhejiufei。jishishengxiao，jianghuluyuan，houhuiwuqi！”

tayikouqishuowan，liangedunhaodoubudaichuande，molehaifuzengyigebiaozhundezhiyejiaxiao。

guyanzhidemeitou，jibukechadiculeyixia。kongqilishaoledianshenme。shaoleneizhong……tameigejitianjiunazhegouwuxiaopiao，jijizhazhahuibao“guzongguzong！zheigejiduxinkuanwobangnishiguole！shangshenxiaoguojuele！shuakachenggongdeshengyinyetebieqingcui！”debeijingyin。

zheituruqilaide“zhuanyelizhi”，rangtaneigenchulifuzashangyebinggoudouyourenyouyudeshenjing，hanjiandikadunleyimiao。

“suqingqing……”tabochunweiqi，shengyintingbuchubolan，xiangzaichenshuyigeyizhishishi。“huilaile？”

“bingo！guzongninzhongyugetdaole！”linxiaoyuneixindexiaorenyijingkaishifangyanhua，xuanzhuantiaoyueqingzhuziyouwansui！biaomianqueweichizhejiaxiao，yuqishenzhidaishanglejifenxinwei：“zhengzhuguiwei，tishentuisan，zheishixingyejibenfa，yeshizhiyedaode。mafanninrangcaiwudongzuokuaidian，wodingleliangxiaoshihoufeimaerdaifudejipiao，ganzhequshuxingxing，ganshouyixiashenmejiaozhenzhengde‘baiyueguang’——ebu，shixingguang。”

tateyijiazhongle“xingguang”erzi，neixinos：tishenfeishijingshensunshifeidongbudong？duizhenizheizhangbingshanjianmoliansannian，meidianshenmeiniuqubuchangjinshuodeguoqu？meitianmofangyigelianzijidouburenshideren，zheixinlichuangshang，jiaqian！

guyanzhidemuguangzaitalianshangtingliuleliangmiao。neiyanshen，xiangshizaishenshiyijianturanxuanbuyaozizhuyunxingdejiadian。taxiuzhangdeshouzhiwuyishidiqiaoleqiaozhuomian，fachuchenmende“dudu”sheng。jiuzailinxiaoyuyiweizheiweiyedefanshehuyouyaoraodiqiusanquanshi，tazhongyuyouledongzuo。

talakaichouti，meiyoubanfenyouyu，nachuzhipiaobu，longfeifengwudiqianxiamingziheyilianchuanzuyishanxiaputongrenyandeshuzi。

“pa！”zhipiaobeiqingpiaopiaodituidaolezhuoyan。

“xieleguzong！hezuoyukuai！zhuninhebaiyueguang**bainianhaohe，zaoshengguizi，qianwanbiezaizhaotishenle，shangqian！”linxiaoyuyanjishoukuai，yibalaoqineizhangqingpiaopiaoqueyouzhongruoqianjundezhipian，dongzuokuaidedaiqiyizhenxiaofeng。talianshangdezhiyejiaxiaoshunjianjinhuachengfazifeifudecanlanxiaorong，yanjingwanchengleyueyaer，fangfopengzhedebushizhipiao，ershitongwangxinshijiedamendechunjinyaochi。

tashenzhimeidengguyanzhizaikaikou，zhuanshenjiuzou，gaogenxiecaizaidalishidimianshang，fachu“dadada”deqingkuaijiezou，xiangyishoumingwei《ziyousong》dejinxingqu。

guyanzhikanzheneimobaiseshenyingxiaoshizaihouzhongdebangongshimenwai，bangongshishunjianhuifuledingjizongcaibangongshiyingyoude、sijideshehua。taditoukanlekanzhuoshangdewanlonghuashibaogao，youkanlekanneizhangbeilinxiaoyupaixiadecichengmoban，zongjuede……kongqilisihuhaicanliuzhetagangcaineizhongguoyuzhenshidexingfenjinger。

有点空。

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yigexiaoshihou，guojijichangviphoujishi。

linxiaoyuwozaikuandashushideshafali，haowuxingxiangdikenzheyigejudadebingqilintiantong，lingyizhishouzhengmeizizidifankanzheshoujiyinxingappshangneichuanlingrenxinkuangshenyideshuziyue。

“ge、shi、bai、qian、wan、die……”taxiaoshengdiguzhe，meishuyigeling，lianshangdexiaorongjiukuodayifen。sannian！zhengzhengsannian！talinxiaoyu，yigeyongyoudulirengededongwuyuanqianyouxiusiyangyuan（suiranyangdeshiyingwuheshulan），weilewudoumi（bu，shiwuzuojinkuang）zheyao，jingjingyeyebanyanyigemingjiao“suqingqing”deyingzi。

mofangjingsui？tadangranzhuazhule！suqingqingzuidadetedianshishenme？aihuaqian！huaguyanzhideqian！yushitalinxiaoyu，chongfenfahuizhuguannengdongxing，jiangzheiyihexinyaoyiguanchedaolejizhi。cong**banbaobaodaosirendaoyudedujiataocan（dangran，shitazijiquxiangshou），congpaimaixingdegudonghuapingdaomiqilinsanxingdenianduhuiyuan（zhuyaoyonglaitouweiziji）……tawanmeiquanshileshenmejiao“tishendeziwoxiuyang”，shenzhichaoewanchenglekpi——guyanzhidesirenzhangdanjineyirouyankejiandesuduzhuniandizeng，liantadecaiwuzongjiandouweiwandibiaoshiguo“guzong，lin**dexiaofeinengli…pojuzhanlveyanguang”。

“jingshensunshifei，wuchaosuozhi！”linxiaoyutiandiaozuihouyikoubingqilin，manzudikuitanyisheng，jiangshoujitiejinxinkou。zaijianle，gubingkuai！zaijianle，xuyaoshikeduanzhederenshe！maerdaifudeyangguang、shatan、bihailantian，haiyoushubuqingdeshuaige（suirankankanjiuxing），jiejielaile！

guangbolichuanlaidengjitishi，wanrutianlai。

linxiaoyuzhuaqitaweiyidexingli——yigekanqilaipingpingwuqidanjushuonengfangdanfangdaofangguyanzhi（？）deheiseshuangjianbao，limianzhizhuanglehuzhao、yinxingka、shoujiheyizhengtaolvxingzhuanghufupin（hexinshifangshai！），jiaobuqingkuaidizouxiangdengjikou。

ziyoudeqixi，jinzaizhichi！

raner，jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangchupengdaodengjipaisaomiaoyideshunjian——

嗡！嗡！嗡！

shoujizaitakoudailifengkuangzhendongqilai，pingmushangtiaodongzhesangedazi：【gulaotaijun】。

linxiaoyujiaobuyidun，xinligedengyixia。zheiweizuzong…zheigediandadianhua？

yizhongbuxiangdeyugan，rutongxiboliyahanliu，shunjianxijuanletaganggangbeimaerdaifuyangguangnuanredexinfang。tayouyulelingdianyimiao，shijiazhuangmeitingjian，haishi……

zuizhong，duizheiweixilidushequeyoumomingduitaweikoudelaotaitaideyisi“gemingqingyi”，yijiduilaotaitaikenengyongyoude“chaonengli”zhicaishouduan（birudongjietagangdaoshouhaimeiwuredeqian？huozhegengkepade，batadongwuyuanqiantongshideqiuzhaoyinchengchuandanmanchengfa？）dejidan，rangtarenmingdianxialejietingjian。

“wei，nainai？”tanulirangzijideshengyintingqilaitianmeiwuhai。

dianhuaneitou，chuanlaigulaotaitaizhongqishizu、danmingxiankeyiyadilediaomen、haidaizhezhanyinhejuliechuanxide“bingwei”xuangao：

“xiaoyu…kekeke…xiaoyua！shinainai…nainaibuxingle…kuai…kuaihuilai…nainaizheixina…pu…（yisituxueyinxiao）…zuihoujiuxiangzaikankanni…zaikankannihuaqiandeyangzi…xiqing！neng…nengchongxia！xiaoyu…jiujiunainai…”

beijingyinli，haishishidichuanlaijishengyisiyongrenjinghuangshicuodehuhan：“laofuren！laofurenninchengzhua！”“yisheng！yishengkuailaikankan！”

林小鱼：“……”

tawozheshouji，shihuazaidengjikouqian。toudingfangfoyouyipaiwuya“gaga”jiaozhefeiguo，lachuyitiaojudadeheixian。

huaqiandeyangzi…xiqing…chongxi？？？

laotaitai，ninzheiliyouhainengzailipuyidianma？！ninzuotianhaizaipengyouquanshaininjianburufei、yongduoxiaoquguangchangwucweideshipinni！neijingshentou，biershisuixiaohuohaizu！

linxiaoyuneixindexiaorenfengkuangpaoxiao：“qian！wodeqian！wodeziyou！wodemaerdaifu！wodexianyurensheng！”danlingyigexiaoren（zhuyaoshibeilaotaitaipingshisaidegezhong“linghuaqian”hongbaoshoumaile）youzairuoruodishuo：“laotaitaipingshiduinibucuo…erqiewanyi…wanyitazhenyougehaodai…yichan…apeipeipei！shiliangxinhuitong…”

jiuzaitatianrenjiaozhan，sikaoshilikeguanjichongshangfeiji，haishidiaotouhuiqukankanlaotaitaidaodizaiwanshenmebaxishi，dianhuaneitoudelaotaitaisihudengdebunaifanle，qixidouranyi“ruo”，yongqiruoyousiquejingzhundajideshengyinbuchongleyiju：

“xiaoyua…niyaoshibulai…nainaiyizhuli…dasuanliujinideneige…keke…zuchuanfeicuidabaicai…wojiu…wojiujuanjilouxiaguangchangwuxiehui…dang…dangdaojule…”

林小鱼瞳孔地震！

zuchuanfeicuidabaicai！suirantameijianguoshiwu，dannengbeilaotaitainachulaiweixiede，jueduizhiqian！erqiejuanjiguangchangwuxiehuidangdaoju？！zheihuamiantaimeitabuganxiang！

“nainai！ninchengzhu！womashangdao！jiuhuchejiaolema？yangqipinggouma？ninjianchizhu！wozheijiudache…bu！wozheijiubaojihuiqu！ninyidingyaodengwo！dengwohuiqujininbiaoyanshuaka！shuabaoguyanzhiheikadeneizhongxiqing！”linxiaoyushunjianxijingshangshen，shengyindaizhekuqiangheshiwanhuoji，yanjibiaosheng，yinghoufuti。

gualedianhua，takanzhejinzaizhichidedengjitongdao，youkanlekanshoujiyinxinglineichuanshuzi，zuihouhenhenyiduojiao。

“wodemaerdaifua——！”tafachuyishengbeifendedihao，ranhouyiranjuerandizhuanshen，xiangyiweibeiqiangxinglaohuiyugangdexianyu，tuozhechenzhongdebufa，chaozhejichangchukoudefangxiang，nizherenchao，beizhuangdizouqu。

baoji？bucunzaide！nengbaoxiaochuzuchefeijiubucuole！

diyicipaolujihua，xuangaoshibai。yuanyin：yiweilaotaitaiyongyike（kenengcunzaide）feicuidabaicaihejingzhande“bingwei”yanji，chenggonglanjie。

linxiaoyuzuozaichuzucheshang，kanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidechengshijingse，neixinleiliuchenghe。

“guyanzhi，suqingqing，gulaotaitai……”tabaizheshouzhitoushu，“nimenzuihaoshizhendexuyaowo‘chongxi’！buran，zheijingshensunshifei，dejiaqian！jiadaogoumaixiazhenggemaerdaifu！”

chuzuchesijiconghoushijinglikanleyiyanzheiweibiaoqingbeizhuang、yaoyaqiechiniantaozhe“jiaqian”depiaoliangguniang，momodibachezaiyinlediaodalexie。yishou《liangliang》huanhuanliutangerchu。

linxiaoyu：“……”shifu，ninkezhenhuixuange。

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