chuzuchetingzaigujianeishanzuyidanggudongpaimaidediaohuadatiemenqianshi,linxiaoyudexinhaizaiweitademaerdaifuyangguanghaitandixue。tashenxiyikouqi,nulidiaodongqibishengyanjichubei,yunniangchushiwanhuojidebeitongbiaoqing,tuikaichemen——
“shifu,chefeinengzhaolimianneigechuanheixizhuang、lianzuichoudenanrenbaoxiaoma?jiushuolin**dejiumingqian!”tashuaixiayiju,budengsijihuida,linzhetaneige“fangdanfangdaofangguyanzhi”debeibao,fengfenghuohuodichonglejinqu。
raoguokanbixiaoxinggongyuandetingyuan,chuanguosumudenengzhijiepaiminguojudehuilang,linxiaoyumubiaomingquedishaxianglaotaitaijuzhude“songhetang”。yilushang,yongrenmenkandaota,biaoqingdou…youdianweimiao?bushidanyou,gengxiangshibiexiao?
linxiaoyuxinlineidianbuxiangdeyugan,rutonggunxueqiubanyuegunyueda。
chongdaosonghetangmenkou,tazhengzhunbeilaige“xiaogandongtian”shidepuguikuhao,menque“zhiya”yishengconglimianlakaile。
yingruyanliandehuamian,ranglinxiaoyuyunnianghaodesuoyouqingxushunjiankaqiao,shihuadangchang。
zhijiangulaotaitaigufangyinvshi,chuanzheyishenjiqixiqingdezaohongsezhensitangzhuang,toushanghaibiezheyiduoshuodaderonghua,zhenghongguangmanmiandizuozaipuzhehouhouruandiandezitanmuyaoyishang。tazuoshouduanzheyiwanjingyingtitou、yikanjiujiazhibufeidexueyanwo,youshounazheyigezuixinkuandepingbandiannao,pingmushangheranshimoubao“shuangshiyi”yurehuichang!
pangbian,guyanzhichuanzheyuntiedeyisibugoudeheisexizhuang,shenxingtingbarusong,zhishineizhangjunmeiderenshengongfendelianshang,cikezhengningguzheyizhongmingwei“woshisheiwozainawonainaizaiganshenme”demangran。tashoulihainazheyige…yangqimianzhao?buguoxianranmeiyongshang。
kongqilimimanzheyanwodetianxiangheyizhongmingwei“daxingfanchexianchang”deganga。
“nai…nainai?”linxiaoyudeshengyindoupichale,muguangzailaotaitaijingshenjueshuodelianheguyanzhishoulineigeduoyudedaojuzhijianlaihuisaoshe,“nin…ninbushi…pu…(tuxue)…buxinglema?”tajiannandifushuzhedianhualide“bingwei”miaoshu。
gulaotaitaimanyouyoudifangxiayanwowan,naqipingban,shouzhilinghuodidianlejixia,touyebutai:“e,xiaoyulaila?kuai,bangnainaikankan,zheige**bandefalangcaihuaping,gennishangcipaideneigeqianlongfencaibi,nagegengxiqing?gengshihebaizainainaizheiwulichongxi?”
linxiaoyu:“……”chongxi?yonghuapingchongxi?ninlaorenjiadui“chongxi”shibushiyoushenmewujie?
tashenxiyikouqi,qiangyaxiaxiangxianzhuo(suiranzhuozishizitandetakenengxianbudong)dechongdong,chechuyigepixiaoroubuxiaodebiaoqing:“nainai,ninjingshentouzhenhao。kanlaijiuhucheheyishengdoushengle?”
“hai,yidianxiaomaobing,kandaoni,nainaizheixina,shunjianjiushutanle!”laotaitaizhongyutaiqitou,neishuangjingguangsishedeyanjinglinayoubandianbingrong,quanshikanhaoxidexingfen,“yanzhia,hailengzheganma?jixiaoyudaobeicha,yayajing。kanbahaizijide,liandoupaobaile。”
guyanzhizheicaixiangshibeianxialeqidongjian,jiangyingdibayangqimianzhaodijipangbiandeyongren(yongrenbiexiaobiedejianbangzhidou),ranhou…zhendezoudaopangbian,dongzuojixiedijilinxiaoyudaoleyibeicha。
linxiaoyukanzheguyanzhidiguolaidechabei,zaikankanlaotaitaineifu“kuailaikuawoyanjibang”debiaoqing,zhijuedeyiguwuminghuozhichongtianlinggai。
“nainai!”tashengyinbagao,daizhekongsu,“wodemaerdaifu!wodejipiao!wodexianyurensheng!ninyigedianhuajiubawopianhuilaile!jiuweilerangwokanninmaihuapingchongxi?!ninzhidaolushangsijifangdeshenmegema?《liangliang》!wodangshidexina,bineigehailiang!”
gulaotaitaisihaobuweisuodong,fanerlizhiqizhuang:“maerdaifuyoushenmehao?shaziluojiao,taiyangshairen!nainaizheilibuhaoma?youchiyouheyourensihou,zuizhongyaodeshi——”tadunledun,yiweishenzhangdipieleyiyanguyanzhi,“youxikana!”
linxiaoyushunzhelaotaitaidemuguangkanxiangguyanzhi,duifangzhengzhouzhemei,sihuzainulilijie“youxikan”he“chongxi”zhijiandeluojiguanxi,biaoqingyansudexiangzaiyanjiugedebahecaixiang。
linxiaoyufue,ganjuetougengtengle。tafangqigenlaotaitaijiangdaoli,zhijiezhuanxiangmubiao:“xing,nainai,worenlaile,ninye‘chongxi’chongdejingshenhuanfale。neiwodesunshi?wodejingshensunshifeiplusban?haiyounindianhualishuodeneige…zuchuanfeicuidabaicai?”
“jishenme!”laotaitaidashouyihui,haoqiganyun,“zhiyaonibanainaijiaodaide‘chongxi’renwuwanchengdehao,dabaicaishaobulenide!hainengjinijiahongbao!”
“renwu?”linxiaoyuheguyanzhiyikoutongsheng,yigejingti,yigemangran。
“duia!”laotaitaiyipaidatui,zhizheguyanzhi,“ni!guyanzhi!zuoweigujiaxianrenjiazhu,nainaiwo‘bingwei’chuyu(suiranshizhuangde),nishibushigaiyoudianbiaoshi?biaoshishenme?chongxia!zenmechong?rangxiaoyuhuaqiana!huadeyueduoyuexiqing,nainaizheibinggenerqudeyuekuai!dongbudong?”
guyanzhidemeitouzhoudegengjinle,xiangshicpuguozai。takankannainai,youkankanlinxiaoyu,zuihoujiannandishitulijiebingfushuzheigelipudeyaoqiu:“suoyi…nainaideyisishi…ninxuyaolinxiaoyu…tongguo…huaqian…zheizhongxingwei…laiweinin…chongxi?”meiyigetingdundouchongmanleduishijieguandezhiyi。
“duige!”laotaitaimeikaiyanxiao,“haishiwodasunzicongming!yidianjiutou!xiaoyua,tingjianmei?zheishiguzongqinzixiadaderenwu!hua!fangkailehua!wangsilihua!huachuqishi,huachufengge,huachuwogujiademenmei!jiucongjintiankaishi!yanzhi,niquanchengpeitong!shuaka!linbao!dangsiji!wubirangxiaoyuhuadejinxing!huadexiqing!”
linxiaoyu:“……”takanzheguyanzhineizhangbingshanlianshanghanjiande、mingwei“woshibazongbushilinbaoxiaodi”dezhengzhabiaoqing,zaikankanlaotaitaiyilian“**xiewojinimenzhizaoduchujihui”decuxiaxiaorong,neixinyiwantou**bentengerguo。
zheijubenzouxiang,shibushitaiqingqiledian?tayigeqiantishen,nazheqianlaobandeqian,zaiqianlaobannainaidezhilingxia,huaqianlaobandeqianweiqianlaobannainai“chongxi”?zheiguanxilian,raodetazijidoutouyun!
“nainai,zhei…butaiheshiba?”linxiaoyushituzhengzha,“guzongriliwanji,su**bushiyehuilailema?rangguzongpeisu**duohao?”
“suqingqing?”laotaitaichixiaoyisheng,shengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaonengrangmenwaigangxiangjinlaiderentingjian,“taneihuaqiandeyangzi,niuniunienie,zhuangqiangzuoshi,xiaojiaziqi!kanzhejiuhuiqi,haichongxi?biebanainaiwoshengxiadeneidianxiqijichongmeile!nainaijiuaikanxiaoyuhuaqian,neijiaoyigeshuangkuai!yigechangliang!yige…wangjia!”
huayinweiluo,songhetangneishanhouzhongdemenzaicibeituikai。
yigudanya(dankeyi)debaichahuaxiangxianpiaolejinlai,jinjiezhe,yidaoxianxirouruo、chuanzheyuebaiselianyiqundeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。suqingqingzhuangrongjingzhi,meiyanjiandaizheqiadaohaochudeyoulvheyisibuyichajuedeweiqu,shoulihaipengzheyigebaowenzhong。
“yanzhigege~”neishengyin,hantangliangqimabagejiahao,weiyintuodejiuqushibawan,“wotingshuonainaishentibushi,teyiqinshouaolezibudeyanwoxuehatangsonglai…nainai,ninhaodianlema?qingqinghaodanxinninya~”tamuguangsaoguowuli,kandaolinxiaoyushi,tongkongjibukechadisuoleyixia,suijihuanshanggengrouruodezitai,“xiaoyumeimeiyezaiya?zhenshixinkunile,haiteyiganhuilaitanwangnainai。”
linxiaoyuneixinos:lailelaile!jingdianbaiyueguangrouruoxiaobaihuashangxian!zheiyanji,zheichaxiang,gezhesanmiyuandouwendaole。
tahaimeikaikou,gulaotaitaiyijinghuoliquankai:“yanwoxuehatang?yo,qingqingyouxinle。buguonainaiganghewanyiwanxueyan,nidehuang。nizheitanga,wokanyanzhiyemeikonghe,tadaihuieryaopeixiaoyuquhuaqian…ebu,shiqujinainai‘chongxi’ni!”
“chong…chongxi?”suqingqinglianshangderouruobiaoqingchadianmeibengzhu,pengzhebaowenzhongdeshouzhidouniejinle,“nainai,ninshishuo…rangyanzhigegepeilinxiaoyu…qu…maidongxi?”
“duia!”laotaitailisuodangran,“xiaoyuhuaqiandeyangzixiqing!nengzhibing!yanzhigenzhequshuakalinbao,zhanzhanxiqi!zenme,niyouyijian?”
suqingqingdelianshunjianbaileyouhong,hongleyouqing,jingcaifencheng。taqiangjichuyisixiao:“nainaishuoxiaole,qingqingzenmehuiyouyijian…zhishi,yanzhigegegongzuoneimemang…”taqiuzhubandikanxiangguyanzhi,yanshenxuanranyuqi,“yanzhigege,nibushishuoxiawuyaopeiwoqukanhuazhandema?neifunidayingsongwodemonai…”
guyanzhidefanshehusihuzhongyujieshoudaoxinhao,takankansuqingqing,youkankannainaihelinxiaoyu,meitoujinsuo,sihuzaiquanheng“peibaiyueguangkanhuazhan”he“peiqiantishenhuaqianchongxi”nageyouxianjigenggao。zheixianranchujiletaluojichulinenglidebianjie。
jiuzaizheixiuluochangqifenninggudeshunjian,linxiaoyuturanfuzhixinling。paoludajisuiranzanshishouzu,danyanqiandejumian…sihukeyiliyong?
taqingleqingsangzi,lianshangshunjianqiehuancheng“jingyetishen”moshi(suiranheyueyizhongzhi,danyanjibunengdiu),duizhesuqingqingluchuyigewubi“zhencheng”dexiaorong:
“su**,ninqianwanbiewuhui!peininkanhuazhanzheimegaoyayouyougediaodeshiqing,guzongdangranyinggaiqu!chongxizheizhongxiaoshi,wozijiqujiuxingle!guzong,kajiwojiuxing!”tashuozhe,feichangzirandichaoguyanzhishenchushou,yanshentandangdexiangzaiyaoyizhangcanjinzhi。
suqingqing:“……”tazhunbeihaodesuoyourouruotaicishunjianbeidusizaihoulongli。guyanzhi:“……”kanzheshendaomianqiandebaixishouzhang,xiayishidimolemokoudailideheika。gulaotaitai:“puchi!”haobukeqidixiaochulesheng,yanshenlixiemanle“gandepiaoliang”!
linxiaoyuneixindexiaorenfengkuangdiantou:dui!jiushizheiyang!bakajiwo,nimenliangaiganmaganmaqu!wonazheka,zhaogedifang“chongxi”chongtagesantiansanye,ranhouzhijieshahuijichang!wanmei!
raner,guyanzhideshouzhizaichupengdaoheikabianyuanshi,quedunzhule。tataimou,shensuidemuguangdiyicirenzhendi、daizhediantanjiudi,luozailelinxiaoyuneizhangxieman“kuaijiwokafangwoziyou”delianshang。
yizhongqiguaideganjueyongshangxintou。sihu…rangtayigerenqu“chongxi”,youdian…bufangxin?
laotaitaiminruidibuzhuodaolesunzidechiyi,likepaiban:“buxing!xiaoyuyigerenquzenmexing?nei‘chongxi’dexiqibuquanlangfeile?bixuyourenjieying!yanzhi,niqinziqu!huazhanshenmeshihoubunengkan?monaipaobule!nainaideshentiyaojin!jiuzheimedingle!”
tayipaiyaoyifushou,yichuidingyin。
suqingqingdelianchedilvle,kanxianglinxiaoyudeyanshen,diyicidaishanglehaobuyanshidejiduheyuandu。
linxiaoyushenchuqudeshoujiangzaibankong,neixinaihao:nainai!nindaodishishenzhugonghaishizhuduiyoua!wodepaolujihua2.0,zu!
guyanzhichenmolejimiao,zainainaideweiyahesuqingqingdeleiyan、yijilinxiaoyuneiguoyuzhibaidekewangyanshenzhong,zuizhong,tahuanhuanchouchuleneizhangxiangzhengzhewuxianedudeheika。
dan,meiyoudijilinxiaoyu。
tawozaishouli,shengyindichen,daizheyizhongburongzhiyide、shuyubazongdejueduan:
“linxiaoyu,genwozou。”“su**,huazhangaitian。”
shuowan,tamaikaizhangtui,jingzhichaomenwaizouqu,kandoumeikanshunjianyaoyaoyuzhui、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaobiaoyanyuandiyundaodesuqingqing。
linxiaoyukanzheguyanzhitingbalengyingdebeiying,zaikankanpangbianlaotaitaiyilian“jihuatong”dedeyixiaorong,yijisuqingqingneifukuaiyaoqizhaliedebiaoqing,zhijuedeqiantuyipianhuian。
zhei“chongxi”renwu,tahaoxiangbianchengleyibuwufangdehuangdanlianxuju,erta,beicuidichenglenvzhujiao。
tarenmingditanlekouqi,duizhekuaiyaoqikudesuqingqing,wunaidisongsongjian,yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeyinliang,chengkendisongshangjinrifende“zhonggao”:
“jiemei,tingwoyijuquan,biegaoshenmewenrouzhixingrenshele。zhenxiangnaxiagubingkuai,buruyanjiuyanjiu**banbaobao?neicaishita‘baiyueguang’dezhenaimima。”shuowan,tayebuguansuqingqingshenmefanying,zhuaqizijidebeibao,shisiruguidizhuizheguyanzhidebeiyingpaolechuqu。
shenhou,chuanlailaotaitaizhongqishizudedingzhu:“xiaoyu!tiaoguide!wangxiqinglemai!nainaidengnikaixuan!”
yiji,suqingqingzhongyuyayibuzhu、daizhekuqiangdejianjiao:“linxiaoyu——!!!”
songhetangnei,xiuluochangdexiaoyanwei,hunhezheyanwodetianxiang,jiujiubusan。
erlinxiaoyude“huaqianchongxi”zhilv,zaibazongqinzikaiche(dangsiji)、quanchenglenglian(dangbeijingban)deguiyifenweizhong,zhengshilakaixumu。
linxiaoyuzuozaifujiashi,kanzhechechuangwaifeisudaotuidejiejing,neixinzhiyouyigeniantou:zheiqian,tatangshoua!zheixi,tachongdewoxinjigengsaia!gubingkuai,nizuihaoqidaodaihuierwotiaodebaogouguigouxiqing,buran…buranwojiushuabaonidekamaixiazhenggedongwuyuan!yangyiqunyingwutiantianzainichuangtouhan:“guyanchi!qichuang!guyanchi!haiqian!”
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