《毕业后我成了宿管阿姨》 小说介绍
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第1章丢死个人
diusigeren!suguanayikanzheluguodehaokandidikuangliuhalazi
haokandidishenshoubangwozuijiaodehalazishiqudeneike,wojiuwangbutale~
liaowannaigoudidihou,wolianhongxinxupaochuguo,sinianhouwobeinaigoudididizaiqiangjiao:“jiejie,niwangnapao?”
gushi:chengweisuguanayihou,didibeiwoliaodelianhongxintiao
gushi:weilegongfeikanshuaige,daxuegangbiyewojiuchenglenanshengsushesuguanayi
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gang24suibiyedewo,jingrandangqilenanshengsushedesuguanayi?
tiantianduizhexiaoxianroumenchuixianyudi。
zhidaoyouyitian,sushetingdian,yige189tiyushengqiaoxiangwodemen。
“diandian,meimei,kuku。”
“guai,yaobu,zanliangzaiyiqi?zhenggesusheloudoubianchengdiandengpao,jiuliangle。”
“认真的吗?”
wohuayingangluo,xiaoxianroujiuwenwo。
heianzhong,xiejinzaishoudiantongdezhaoliangxia,neichiluodexingganrenyuxiangewaiyouren。
wociliulemanzuidekoushui,yanmaojinxingdifengkuangdiantou。
“当然,当然。”
hudi,tashenchuxiantiaoganbaopengdeyoubei,wennuandeshouzhangfushangwodeliandan。
我感到两颊滚烫。
kanzheyanqiandezheizhangshuailianjianjiancouguolai,womanmandibishangyan,huanhuandianqijiaojian,weiweiyangtou。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji。
cixingdesangyincongerpancaguo:“zuijiaoyoukoushuie。”
wohuangdizhengkaiyan,xiejinyongshouzhiweiwoshiqu,zuijiaogouqiyimomizhiweixiao。
“啪。”
woxunsuguanshangmen,gankuaipaodaojingziqian,nazheshoudiantongzhaozhezijidelian。
妈耶!
红得似滴血。
zhangyaoazhangyao,nihaodaiyeshidaxuebiyeshenga,zenmehuibeiyigelanggoudidiliaodezheibanhaixiuni?
woshuangshoupengzhehuoladelian,anshiziji:mohuang!wenzhu!
cishi,menwaiyouchuanlaibujinbumandeqiaomensheng。
“neijiuzheimeshuodingle,woqushuijuele。”
“啊!”
wogekongyangzhuangzhendingdihanleyisheng,shizeneixinyiwanpimabenteng。
yeli,huidaochuangshanggengshifanlaifuqudishuibuzhe。
可恶!
jingranmannaozidoushineigexiejin?
jidediyicijianxiejindeshihou,wozhengtuozhelianggedaxinglixiangwangnanshengsusheloujiannanqianjin。
dangshiwokandaoqianmianneilianggenanhaizishuoshuoxiaoxiao,bingpaizouzhe。
yigeshibaixirixixiaonaigouxiangyangguangxiaotianshi,yigelenglianjinyuchenshannansibadaozongcai。
zheiyanghaodecpcishibuke,gengdaiheshi?
yushi,guangguzhekecp,woxinglixiangyishimeibazhu,shunzhexiapolujiasufangun。
“喂,小心啊!”
neijinyunantingdaoshengyin,huitouyongdazhangtuizhizhulexiangzi,erlingyigexiangzizebeineixiaotianshilanzhu。
wojianzhuang,feisupaoxialai。
“需要帮忙吗?”
xiaotianshiluchuliangkechunjiewuhaidehuya,chongwoweixiao。
wozhengmangzhecongneijinyunanshouzhongjieguoxiangzi,queyinweizhijiandexiangpengergandaoxintiaobuyi,kesheizhi,xiaotianshihaoxintixing。
“tongxue,nilianhongleye。”
“a,kenengshiredeba。”
jinyunantaiyanwangleyixiatiankong,wuyunmibu,qingtiaolexiameimao。
太尴尬了!
“tongxue,xuyaobangmangma?nvshengsushekebuzaizheili。”
“e,woqunanshengsushe9haolou。”
mianduiwodandingziruodihuida,xiaotianshimudengkoudai,jiulianjinyunandouweizhiyizheng。
“adahaimeikaifangdaohenanyoutongjudezheizhongchengdu。”neijinyunanzhongyukaikou。
“shenmetongju?wolaizheilishigongzuode。”
wopiepiezui,jiaozhikouchuyizuosiheyuan。
“a?gaibuhuixinlaidesuguanayishiniba?”
xiaotianshiyilianbukesiyi。
wolikebaichuzhangbeidezitai,chayaokesou:“dui,meicuo,haibukuaibangnimensuguanayibanxingli!nimensheixianbandao,jiujiangliyiketang。”
liangrenxiangshiyixiao,buyueertongdibangwotuizhexinglixiang。
tuzhong,wohaitingdaoliangrendeduihua。
“ajin,nishuozheisuguanayikaopubu?”
“还行吧。”
哦,原来他叫阿瑾。
liangrenbangwobandaosushehou,wocongdoulitaochuyikedabaitunaitangsaizaineigejiaoajindeshouli,tacumeidaoshimeihangsheng。
buguo,neigexiaotianshikebuleyile。
“suguanayi,weishenmezhijixiejin,bujiwo?”
哦,原来他叫谢瑾。
wohuangleshen:wodaoshiyexiangjinia,guaiguai,neixietangdourangwozailushangchiwanle。
“niyaoshi,bujieyi?”
“我不介意。”
“niyaoshibujieyi,jiurangtaweiniba。”
woyiyaoyaquanshuolechukou,buguliangrendemengquan,zhijiejiangyimuxiaoguazailianshang。
“疯子。”
xiejindebeiyingzhujianyuanqu,neixiaotianshipidianpidiandegenshang,wozezaixiaokailehua,sihaobugujizhouweirentoulaidemuguang。
ai,wozaiyigeruhuadenianjilaidangsuguanayiyeshiyouyuanyinde。
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daxuebiye,wozhangzhejialidejingjishilixionghou,fuqinkaigongsi,yeyeshiadaxiaozhang。
yikaozheziben,biandeyoushouhaoxian。
yeyezheiweilaojiaoyujiazhongyukanbuxiaquhunchidengsidewole,yushidafaleiting:“nizheiyatou,buzhaogongzuo、butanlianai,daolaodeshihouyoushenmea?”
wotudiaokouxiangtang:“yeye,woyouqiana。”
“钱能当饭吃?”
“neinanrennengdangfanchia?”
laoyeziyujiashengqi,nushuaiguaizhang,suihouyouturanduoyunzhuanqing,hongzhewo:“yaoyaoa,yeyezheiliyouyifengongzuo,huoshaogongzigao,zuizhuyaohainengtiantianheyixingjiechu,niyaobuyaolaia?”
天杀的!
guizhidaowoyeyejiwoanpaideshisuguanayiyizhi?
buguoyehao,wotiqianxiangshouwannianshiguang。
sisuopiankehou,wojiulaile。
kenaojubuzhifashengzaineiwandesushetingdian,haiyoumeigesuomingdeqingchen。
“咚咚咚!”
jicudeqiaomensheng,woliangundaipadicongchuangshangliangqiangdikaimen。
gangzhengkaiyan,biankandaodeshichuanzheyuandongzhuangdexiejin。
youniutoukanleyiyanqiangshangdezhongbiao。
“dage,niyoumaobinga,xianzaigangzaoshangliudianban,nizhaowoganma?”
“baobao,menmen,kaikai。”
yiduosuo,hunshenshangxiademeigechenshuidexibaodoubeizheigusuyangdedianliunongxingle。
wodengdaleyanjingyangshizhexiejin。
“womenzuowanbushishuohaodema?”
淦!
您还真当真啊?
wojiushisuikouyiliao,kouhaieryi。
wozhouzhemeidingzhexiejin,yishidaoqifenzhujianshengwen,bianjinmanghuiwuzilizhaoyaochi。
咦?钥匙呢?
jingguoyixiliebaofengshicaozuohou,wocaiyishidao:wandan,yaochidiule!
huailehuaile,zheiganjuejiuxiangshishitangdafandeayishoulimeiyoushaoyiyang。
jiuzaizheishi,xiejinzoulejinlai。
“bieguolai,wonengzhaodaode。”
gangguolaidiertian,wolianfangjianhaimeishoushihaoni,bunengrangxiejinkandaowozheimelatadeyangzi,suiranwoqichuangtinglatale。
“yuanlaibaobaoxihuanxuliyafengge。”
cishidewo,wanquangubushangxiejindediaokanle,jixuzaifanzhaozhewodeyaochi。
不会吧?
neimeyidachuanyaochijiudiule?
shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu,weizaiwomenkouderenyuelaiyueduo,woxianrulejiaolv......
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“duibuqi,zhangxiaozhang,shiwocuole,woyihouzaiyebuganbayaochirengzailajitonglile。ng,lizhurenzaini,dui,wojieshoutadepipingle,haode,xiaozhangzaijian。”
dianhuazheitou,wopinmingjiyeyedaoqian。
zaichangkanrenaodedaxiaohuozimendayadoukuaixiaodiaole。
“xiaozhanga,bushiwoshuoni,nianjiqingqing,zuoshidezhangdiannaozi。”
“haode,lizhuren,mafanninle。”
kanzhelizhurenzouyuanle,wozhangshulekouqi。
“haihaoshizhoumo,yaoshizhouyidanwunimenshangkedehua,wokendinghuibabiqde。”
xiejinzouguolai,paipaiwodejian:“nizheihualelianggexiaoshideshijian,kedanwulebushaorendeyuehui。”
“你又不约会?”
“谁说我不约会?”
taqianxiaorufeng,yuwocajianerguo,zoulechuqu。
wangzheneigaotiaodebeiying,wobeiganshiluo,bamaotouzhixianglekanrenaodezhongren:“nimenhailengzheganshenmea?ganjinchuquyuehui!sanle,sanle。”
womenmenbuledihuidaowuzi,yipiguzuozaiyizishang,juezuiwanzhewangzherongyao。
“zhenshide!douyounvpengyou,hailiaowo?xianzaixiaohaiziwandezheimeyema?”
wozhengziyanziyuzhe,menkouyouchuanlaileqingcuideshaonianyin。
“wa?suguanayiyidazaojiuwankaihei,buquyuehuima?”
是小天使。
“滚。”
wobeitaqidebudayichulai。
“宿管阿姨真凶。”
taduiwozuoleyigeguilian,zhengyaolikai,beiwojiaolehuilai。
“宿管阿姨干嘛?”
“你叫什么名字?”
“suguanayinanbuchengyaojiwokoufen?biebiebie,wopalewopale。”
“shaofeihua,zaibushuo,jiukouxiejindefen。tayaoshizhidao,zhijiedasini。”
“bie,wojiaowangziyao。”
wochaotayinxianyixiao,suijicaifaxianwozaiyouxiliyijingdaizaiyuandihaojiule,yushiganjinzhuanxindayouxi。
wangziyaolinzoudeshihouhaizaimenkoubudao。
“suguanayizhensun,bukuifuhexiejindekouwei。”
dalebantianwocaifanyingguolaineixiaozishuodeshisha。
符合谢瑾的口味?
拉倒吧。
他就是个海王。
buzhidaoshijianguoquleduojiu,xiejinhuilaideshihou,woyijiuqiaozheerlangtuizaiyizishangmengliegongji。
“喏,给你的。”
yidayan,yifenzaocancongchuangkousongjinlai。
“不吃,忙着呢。”
xiejinraoguomen,zoulejinlai。
“靠!又死了!”
chenzhewozaiyouxilisidegongfu,wowangleyiyanneizaocan,shixiangpenpendebaoziheretengtengdenanguazhou。
qiaoleqiaowogugujiaodeduzi,woyikouyaolexiaqu。
shixianzhinei,yizhixizhangdeshounaqilewodeshouji。
“喂,你干嘛?”
“suguanayibeidachengzheiyang,wolaibangbangni。”
tabawocongweizishangganlexiaqu,zijizeshiyiduncaozuomengruhu。
“wasai!niua,niua!”
woyibianhezhezhou,yibianhuanhuqueyue。
jiuzheiyang,yijuxialai,nifengfanpan!
wojidongdaoqifei,buguxiejinyiranzhanqishen,huanzhutadebozibengbengtiaotiao。
“耶!”
“suguanayizheiyangtouhuaisongbao,pashibuhao。”
tayishouanzhuwodetou,fushoucoujin。
wolikexiangdanhuangyiyangduobi,buzhisuocuodinaolenaotou。
“xingle,nikuaigundanba,xiaopihai。”
xiejinqingxiao,likailezheili。
daitazouhou,wohuosulaidaojingziqian。
天哪!又红了!
youyuwoshangbandeshijianshisantianyihuan,congzhongwushierdiandaocirizhongwushierdianshiyitian。suoyi,wozaojiushoushihaodongxi,meimeidixiabanla。
weilejiangliwoziji,dangranshiyueshanghaojiemeiyiqihaipi。
“shenme?nibuqujiubale?linmomo,nihainenggaixieguizheng?”
zaicheli,woduizhedianhuanuhou。
“aiya,womeishuobuquma!zheiyang,jinwanwomenlaigebuyiyangdeparty。”
jiuzheiyang,wobeilinmomohuyoudaotajia。
叮咚。
anxiangmenling,wobianzaimenlingkaidebaozheyidaduilingshihejiushuiluoluosuosuo。
“laoniangzhenshigainide,haidejinimaizheimeduodong,,xi。”
kaimendeneiyike,shayanle。
yigebanluozhedeyupaonanchengxianzaiwoyanqian。
“a,duibuqi,wozoucuole。”
woyigezhuanshen,turangandaobudui,huitouwangleyiyanshi607a,zaikanzheishuxiderenyuxian。
“谢瑾?”
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jinjiezhe,meidengwohuanguoshenlai,guimilinmomozouleguolai。
“linmomo,tagaibuhuishinidecaiba?”
jianworucijingdiaoxiaba,xiejinwunaidiyaoyaotou,duilinmomoshuodao。
“jie,nijieshiba,zheisuguanayizhishangkanyou。”
随即甩手就走。
daizaiyuandidewolengshengshengbeilinmomozhuailejinlai,piguhaimeiaishangshafayoukandaoyiweilaoshuren。
“xiaotianshi?nizenmeyezaizhei?”
wangziyaoduiwosongsongjian,suijizhaohuxiejin:“wei,gankuaiguolaipeiwodayouxi。”
只有我蒙圈。
linmomokanjianwozheishayang,puchixiaochulesheng:“jinijieshaoyixia,shafashangneiweishiwobiaodidefaxiao。”
“谢瑾是你表弟?”
jingdailelaotie,zheishishenmebiaoyan?
“对。”
“wohenirenshiliunianle,wozenmebuzhidaonizheishitoufenglimaochulaidebiaodi?”
linmomolikebawoladaoyibian,zaiwoerbiandiyu:“haibushiyinweizaoxieniantatainabuchushoule。buguoxianzaikehao,dasile,renbiandewenzhongchengshuyoushuaiqi。”
稳重?
哪里看出来他稳重?
buguoshuaiqi,daoshizhende。
woqiaoqiaohuijitayiju:“zheijueduishinizhibandezuilowdeyigejuhui。”
taquetoutoujiwoshiyanse:“xiangxinwo,wobiaodixianzainadechushoule。”
jiuming,zheidoushenmegenshenmea?
zaixinlidamalinmomoshibiantaihou,woyingzhegangadetoupiwusuoshishi。
“yaoyao,ajin,wanfanjiujiaojiniliangge!”
“zuofan?dajie,nimeidianwaimaia?”
woheirenwenhao,zhigougoudingzhelinmomokan,zheiyike,xiangdaoyigerendeyanshenshizangbuzhude。
“youqingtishi,zaichangdezhiyousuguanayiheajinhuizuofane。”
wangzhewangziyaoneizhangrenchuwuhaidelian,woxuanbu:nizaiyebushiwodexiaotianshile!
真是要命。
dangwohaiyousuojiujieyaobuyaodianwaimaideshihou,xiejinyiranzhanqishenlai,chaowowaitouyixiao:“nigaibuhuishichufangshashouba?”
你妹!
keyishuowocai,danbukeyishuowodecai!
qiaojianneigaodadeshenyingzoujinchufang,woyeqihonghongdigenleshangqu。
qianbanzhijiaogangtajinchufang,bianbeiyiguqiangjinglalejinlai。
xiayimiao,xiejinbawodizaiqiangbi。
“你,你干什么?”
woduishangneishuangjiqigourendetaohuayan,moheizhongfanshangliaoliaoxingchen。
“宝宝紧张什么?”
wocumei,buxiedichaofeng:“qiaonizheidanxiaogui,dangmianjiaosuguanayi,sidixiacaiganhanbaobao。”
“kanlaishishengqile?neiwojianggongbuguo,bangnishangfen。”
我瞥了他一眼。
“切,谁稀罕。”
“zuiqiangwangzheshiwuxingdadi。”
“成交!”
wocongxiejinshoubeiyuqiangtizhongjiandekongxizuanlechuqu,naqiqingcaikaishixi。
suiranba,tashigehaiwang,henhuiliaoren。danshini,woyoubuqipiantaganqing,zhishibatadangzuowodeshangfenjiqi,jincieryi。
wokezhenshigexiaojilinggui。
zheiruyisuanpandadezhenshimiao,daozhiwoqiecaideshihouyifenshenhuapoleshouzhi。
“嘶。”
我发出惨叫。
“笨蛋,等着。”
kanzhexiejinfeipaochuqunachuangkoutie,huilaiyouxixindiweiwotieshang,zheiyangzi,shigenvrendouhuiweizhixindong。
醒醒!他是海王!
naozhongdelingyigewojiaoxingziji。
shoushoushangle,linmomoxintengwo,gancuirangxiejinduzizaichufangmanghuo。
“niquedingtazijikeyi?”
wokaozaishafashang,wangxiangchufang,qiaomimitongletonglinmomo。
“niyaoxiangxinajin,tadayouxilihai,zuofanyelihai,dangninanpengyou,chuochuoyou......”
meidengwangziyaoshuowan,linmomoyijiaobatacongshafajuandaoditanshang。
haoba,shishizhengming,xiejindechuyiqueshikeyi。
“baobao,lai,duochidian。”
dichundesangyintuokouerchu,huanlaideshibamuxiangdui。
你是真勇啊!
fanzhuoshang,wozhengditoukenzhepaigu,queyoubeilinmomoqiangxingbizhetaitouyutamenpengbei。
xiejinzhushizhewo,canranyixiao。
神经病啊?
“nidezuijiaoyoufanli。”
nikezhenshiwoxiaotianshi!woxiexienibabeizuzong!
yuanlaixiejinshixiaohuawozheige,zhenshigangaganga。
linmomojuedeqifenbudui,yushikuangkuangwangzhuoshangzalehaojipingpijiu,fangchukuangyan:“jinwanbuzuibugui,abudui,shizuileyebugui。a,haoxianghaishibudui。zongzhi,nimensangejinwandoudezaizheilipeiwo!”
事出反常必有妖。
woquanchengbaochizhejimin,zuihouyitingshuolinmomojiaowangdedi24genanyoubatashuailezhihou,luqixiuzipeitahejiu。
“wogennishuoa,yaoyao,zheinanren,zhenmeigehaodongxi!”
“dangran,chulewozheilianggedidizhiwai。”
“nishuoni?yaoyao,wojiaajin,ziyao,bushuaima?”
linmomolouzhewodebozi,naqijiupingkaishichuixu。
“是是是。”
tianxuandizhuandewodianzhetou,xianggebolanggu。
“neizheiyang,kanzaizanliangzheimeduoniandeqingfenshang,wobaajinshangjinile!”
“是是是。”
womengbididiantou,youmengbidijieguoxinyipingjiu。
yijingbuzhidaoheleduoshaoping,tingleduoshaocilinmomodeshenjing,woshenzhidoubuzhidaowozenmedaodekefang。
zaizhengyan,yiranshidiertian。
wofanshenyikan,pangbiantangzhe......xiejin?
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“啊!”
yishengjianjiao,zheneryulong。
“baobao,nichaoxingwole。”tafanlegeshen,jiangwozuibawuzhu,shunshiyazailewodeshenshang......
毕业后我成了宿管阿姨