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xinxianchuludeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《biyehouwochenglesuguanayi》jinqibeishouguanzhu,henduowangyouzaipinjianguohouduizuozhe“meileluobu”dewenbizanbujuekou,wenlizhurengongzhangyaoxiejindexingxiangbeikehuadexuxurusheng,jingmiaojuelundegushizhuyaojiangshudeshi:“dage,niyoumaobinga,xianzaigangzaoshangliudianban,nizhaowoganma?”“baobao,menmen,kaikai。”yiduosuo……

精彩章节

第1章丢死个人

diusigeren!suguanayikanzheluguodehaokandidikuangliuhalazi

haokandidishenshoubangwozuijiaodehalazishiqudeneike,wojiuwangbutale~

liaowannaigoudidihou,wolianhongxinxupaochuguo,sinianhouwobeinaigoudididizaiqiangjiao:“jiejie,niwangnapao?”

gushi:chengweisuguanayihou,didibeiwoliaodelianhongxintiao

gushi:weilegongfeikanshuaige,daxuegangbiyewojiuchenglenanshengsushesuguanayi

gushi:chengweisuguanayihou,wotiantiangongfeikanshuaige

1

gang24suibiyedewo,jingrandangqilenanshengsushedesuguanayi?

tiantianduizhexiaoxianroumenchuixianyudi。

zhidaoyouyitian,sushetingdian,yige189tiyushengqiaoxiangwodemen。

“diandian,meimei,kuku。”

“guai,yaobu,zanliangzaiyiqi?zhenggesusheloudoubianchengdiandengpao,jiuliangle。”

“认真的吗?”

wohuayingangluo,xiaoxianroujiuwenwo。

heianzhong,xiejinzaishoudiantongdezhaoliangxia,neichiluodexingganrenyuxiangewaiyouren。

wociliulemanzuidekoushui,yanmaojinxingdifengkuangdiantou。

“当然,当然。”

hudi,tashenchuxiantiaoganbaopengdeyoubei,wennuandeshouzhangfushangwodeliandan。

我感到两颊滚烫。

kanzheyanqiandezheizhangshuailianjianjiancouguolai,womanmandibishangyan,huanhuandianqijiaojian,weiweiyangtou。

jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji。

cixingdesangyincongerpancaguo:“zuijiaoyoukoushuie。”

wohuangdizhengkaiyan,xiejinyongshouzhiweiwoshiqu,zuijiaogouqiyimomizhiweixiao。

“啪。”

woxunsuguanshangmen,gankuaipaodaojingziqian,nazheshoudiantongzhaozhezijidelian。

妈耶!

红得似滴血。

zhangyaoazhangyao,nihaodaiyeshidaxuebiyeshenga,zenmehuibeiyigelanggoudidiliaodezheibanhaixiuni?

woshuangshoupengzhehuoladelian,anshiziji:mohuang!wenzhu!

cishi,menwaiyouchuanlaibujinbumandeqiaomensheng。

“neijiuzheimeshuodingle,woqushuijuele。”

“啊!”

wogekongyangzhuangzhendingdihanleyisheng,shizeneixinyiwanpimabenteng。

yeli,huidaochuangshanggengshifanlaifuqudishuibuzhe。

可恶!

jingranmannaozidoushineigexiejin?

jidediyicijianxiejindeshihou,wozhengtuozhelianggedaxinglixiangwangnanshengsusheloujiannanqianjin。

dangshiwokandaoqianmianneilianggenanhaizishuoshuoxiaoxiao,bingpaizouzhe。

yigeshibaixirixixiaonaigouxiangyangguangxiaotianshi,yigelenglianjinyuchenshannansibadaozongcai。

zheiyanghaodecpcishibuke,gengdaiheshi?

yushi,guangguzhekecp,woxinglixiangyishimeibazhu,shunzhexiapolujiasufangun。

“喂,小心啊!”

neijinyunantingdaoshengyin,huitouyongdazhangtuizhizhulexiangzi,erlingyigexiangzizebeineixiaotianshilanzhu。

wojianzhuang,feisupaoxialai。

“需要帮忙吗?”

xiaotianshiluchuliangkechunjiewuhaidehuya,chongwoweixiao。

wozhengmangzhecongneijinyunanshouzhongjieguoxiangzi,queyinweizhijiandexiangpengergandaoxintiaobuyi,kesheizhi,xiaotianshihaoxintixing。

“tongxue,nilianhongleye。”

“a,kenengshiredeba。”

jinyunantaiyanwangleyixiatiankong,wuyunmibu,qingtiaolexiameimao。

太尴尬了!

“tongxue,xuyaobangmangma?nvshengsushekebuzaizheili。”

“e,woqunanshengsushe9haolou。”

mianduiwodandingziruodihuida,xiaotianshimudengkoudai,jiulianjinyunandouweizhiyizheng。

“adahaimeikaifangdaohenanyoutongjudezheizhongchengdu。”neijinyunanzhongyukaikou。

“shenmetongju?wolaizheilishigongzuode。”

wopiepiezui,jiaozhikouchuyizuosiheyuan。

“a?gaibuhuixinlaidesuguanayishiniba?”

xiaotianshiyilianbukesiyi。

wolikebaichuzhangbeidezitai,chayaokesou:“dui,meicuo,haibukuaibangnimensuguanayibanxingli!nimensheixianbandao,jiujiangliyiketang。”

liangrenxiangshiyixiao,buyueertongdibangwotuizhexinglixiang。

tuzhong,wohaitingdaoliangrendeduihua。

“ajin,nishuozheisuguanayikaopubu?”

“还行吧。”

哦,原来他叫阿瑾。

liangrenbangwobandaosushehou,wocongdoulitaochuyikedabaitunaitangsaizaineigejiaoajindeshouli,tacumeidaoshimeihangsheng。

buguo,neigexiaotianshikebuleyile。

“suguanayi,weishenmezhijixiejin,bujiwo?”

哦,原来他叫谢瑾。

wohuangleshen:wodaoshiyexiangjinia,guaiguai,neixietangdourangwozailushangchiwanle。

“niyaoshi,bujieyi?”

“我不介意。”

“niyaoshibujieyi,jiurangtaweiniba。”

woyiyaoyaquanshuolechukou,buguliangrendemengquan,zhijiejiangyimuxiaoguazailianshang。

“疯子。”

xiejindebeiyingzhujianyuanqu,neixiaotianshipidianpidiandegenshang,wozezaixiaokailehua,sihaobugujizhouweirentoulaidemuguang。

ai,wozaiyigeruhuadenianjilaidangsuguanayiyeshiyouyuanyinde。

2

daxuebiye,wozhangzhejialidejingjishilixionghou,fuqinkaigongsi,yeyeshiadaxiaozhang。

yikaozheziben,biandeyoushouhaoxian。

yeyezheiweilaojiaoyujiazhongyukanbuxiaquhunchidengsidewole,yushidafaleiting:“nizheiyatou,buzhaogongzuo、butanlianai,daolaodeshihouyoushenmea?”

wotudiaokouxiangtang:“yeye,woyouqiana。”

“钱能当饭吃?”

“neinanrennengdangfanchia?”

laoyeziyujiashengqi,nushuaiguaizhang,suihouyouturanduoyunzhuanqing,hongzhewo:“yaoyaoa,yeyezheiliyouyifengongzuo,huoshaogongzigao,zuizhuyaohainengtiantianheyixingjiechu,niyaobuyaolaia?”

天杀的!

guizhidaowoyeyejiwoanpaideshisuguanayiyizhi?

buguoyehao,wotiqianxiangshouwannianshiguang。

sisuopiankehou,wojiulaile。

kenaojubuzhifashengzaineiwandesushetingdian,haiyoumeigesuomingdeqingchen。

“咚咚咚!”

jicudeqiaomensheng,woliangundaipadicongchuangshangliangqiangdikaimen。

gangzhengkaiyan,biankandaodeshichuanzheyuandongzhuangdexiejin。

youniutoukanleyiyanqiangshangdezhongbiao。

“dage,niyoumaobinga,xianzaigangzaoshangliudianban,nizhaowoganma?”

“baobao,menmen,kaikai。”

yiduosuo,hunshenshangxiademeigechenshuidexibaodoubeizheigusuyangdedianliunongxingle。

wodengdaleyanjingyangshizhexiejin。

“womenzuowanbushishuohaodema?”

淦!

您还真当真啊?

wojiushisuikouyiliao,kouhaieryi。

wozhouzhemeidingzhexiejin,yishidaoqifenzhujianshengwen,bianjinmanghuiwuzilizhaoyaochi。

咦?钥匙呢?

jingguoyixiliebaofengshicaozuohou,wocaiyishidao:wandan,yaochidiule!

huailehuaile,zheiganjuejiuxiangshishitangdafandeayishoulimeiyoushaoyiyang。

jiuzaizheishi,xiejinzoulejinlai。

“bieguolai,wonengzhaodaode。”

gangguolaidiertian,wolianfangjianhaimeishoushihaoni,bunengrangxiejinkandaowozheimelatadeyangzi,suiranwoqichuangtinglatale。

“yuanlaibaobaoxihuanxuliyafengge。”

cishidewo,wanquangubushangxiejindediaokanle,jixuzaifanzhaozhewodeyaochi。

不会吧?

neimeyidachuanyaochijiudiule?

shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu,weizaiwomenkouderenyuelaiyueduo,woxianrulejiaolv......

3

“duibuqi,zhangxiaozhang,shiwocuole,woyihouzaiyebuganbayaochirengzailajitonglile。ng,lizhurenzaini,dui,wojieshoutadepipingle,haode,xiaozhangzaijian。”

dianhuazheitou,wopinmingjiyeyedaoqian。

zaichangkanrenaodedaxiaohuozimendayadoukuaixiaodiaole。

“xiaozhanga,bushiwoshuoni,nianjiqingqing,zuoshidezhangdiannaozi。”

“haode,lizhuren,mafanninle。”

kanzhelizhurenzouyuanle,wozhangshulekouqi。

“haihaoshizhoumo,yaoshizhouyidanwunimenshangkedehua,wokendinghuibabiqde。”

xiejinzouguolai,paipaiwodejian:“nizheihualelianggexiaoshideshijian,kedanwulebushaorendeyuehui。”

“你又不约会?”

“谁说我不约会?”

taqianxiaorufeng,yuwocajianerguo,zoulechuqu。

wangzheneigaotiaodebeiying,wobeiganshiluo,bamaotouzhixianglekanrenaodezhongren:“nimenhailengzheganshenmea?ganjinchuquyuehui!sanle,sanle。”

womenmenbuledihuidaowuzi,yipiguzuozaiyizishang,juezuiwanzhewangzherongyao。

“zhenshide!douyounvpengyou,hailiaowo?xianzaixiaohaiziwandezheimeyema?”

wozhengziyanziyuzhe,menkouyouchuanlaileqingcuideshaonianyin。

“wa?suguanayiyidazaojiuwankaihei,buquyuehuima?”

是小天使。

“滚。”

wobeitaqidebudayichulai。

“宿管阿姨真凶。”

taduiwozuoleyigeguilian,zhengyaolikai,beiwojiaolehuilai。

“宿管阿姨干嘛?”

“你叫什么名字?”

“suguanayinanbuchengyaojiwokoufen?biebiebie,wopalewopale。”

“shaofeihua,zaibushuo,jiukouxiejindefen。tayaoshizhidao,zhijiedasini。”

“bie,wojiaowangziyao。”

wochaotayinxianyixiao,suijicaifaxianwozaiyouxiliyijingdaizaiyuandihaojiule,yushiganjinzhuanxindayouxi。

wangziyaolinzoudeshihouhaizaimenkoubudao。

“suguanayizhensun,bukuifuhexiejindekouwei。”

dalebantianwocaifanyingguolaineixiaozishuodeshisha。

符合谢瑾的口味?

拉倒吧。

他就是个海王。

buzhidaoshijianguoquleduojiu,xiejinhuilaideshihou,woyijiuqiaozheerlangtuizaiyizishangmengliegongji。

“喏,给你的。”

yidayan,yifenzaocancongchuangkousongjinlai。

“不吃,忙着呢。”

xiejinraoguomen,zoulejinlai。

“靠!又死了!”

chenzhewozaiyouxilisidegongfu,wowangleyiyanneizaocan,shixiangpenpendebaoziheretengtengdenanguazhou。

qiaoleqiaowogugujiaodeduzi,woyikouyaolexiaqu。

shixianzhinei,yizhixizhangdeshounaqilewodeshouji。

“喂,你干嘛?”

“suguanayibeidachengzheiyang,wolaibangbangni。”

tabawocongweizishangganlexiaqu,zijizeshiyiduncaozuomengruhu。

“wasai!niua,niua!”

woyibianhezhezhou,yibianhuanhuqueyue。

jiuzheiyang,yijuxialai,nifengfanpan!

wojidongdaoqifei,buguxiejinyiranzhanqishen,huanzhutadebozibengbengtiaotiao。

“耶!”

“suguanayizheiyangtouhuaisongbao,pashibuhao。”

tayishouanzhuwodetou,fushoucoujin。

wolikexiangdanhuangyiyangduobi,buzhisuocuodinaolenaotou。

“xingle,nikuaigundanba,xiaopihai。”

xiejinqingxiao,likailezheili。

daitazouhou,wohuosulaidaojingziqian。

天哪!又红了!

youyuwoshangbandeshijianshisantianyihuan,congzhongwushierdiandaocirizhongwushierdianshiyitian。suoyi,wozaojiushoushihaodongxi,meimeidixiabanla。

weilejiangliwoziji,dangranshiyueshanghaojiemeiyiqihaipi。

“shenme?nibuqujiubale?linmomo,nihainenggaixieguizheng?”

zaicheli,woduizhedianhuanuhou。

“aiya,womeishuobuquma!zheiyang,jinwanwomenlaigebuyiyangdeparty。”

jiuzheiyang,wobeilinmomohuyoudaotajia。

叮咚。

anxiangmenling,wobianzaimenlingkaidebaozheyidaduilingshihejiushuiluoluosuosuo。

“laoniangzhenshigainide,haidejinimaizheimeduodong,,xi。”

kaimendeneiyike,shayanle。

yigebanluozhedeyupaonanchengxianzaiwoyanqian。

“a,duibuqi,wozoucuole。”

woyigezhuanshen,turangandaobudui,huitouwangleyiyanshi607a,zaikanzheishuxiderenyuxian。

“谢瑾?”

4

jinjiezhe,meidengwohuanguoshenlai,guimilinmomozouleguolai。

“linmomo,tagaibuhuishinidecaiba?”

jianworucijingdiaoxiaba,xiejinwunaidiyaoyaotou,duilinmomoshuodao。

“jie,nijieshiba,zheisuguanayizhishangkanyou。”

随即甩手就走。

daizaiyuandidewolengshengshengbeilinmomozhuailejinlai,piguhaimeiaishangshafayoukandaoyiweilaoshuren。

“xiaotianshi?nizenmeyezaizhei?”

wangziyaoduiwosongsongjian,suijizhaohuxiejin:“wei,gankuaiguolaipeiwodayouxi。”

只有我蒙圈。

linmomokanjianwozheishayang,puchixiaochulesheng:“jinijieshaoyixia,shafashangneiweishiwobiaodidefaxiao。”

“谢瑾是你表弟?”

jingdailelaotie,zheishishenmebiaoyan?

“对。”

“wohenirenshiliunianle,wozenmebuzhidaonizheishitoufenglimaochulaidebiaodi?”

linmomolikebawoladaoyibian,zaiwoerbiandiyu:“haibushiyinweizaoxieniantatainabuchushoule。buguoxianzaikehao,dasile,renbiandewenzhongchengshuyoushuaiqi。”

稳重?

哪里看出来他稳重?

buguoshuaiqi,daoshizhende。

woqiaoqiaohuijitayiju:“zheijueduishinizhibandezuilowdeyigejuhui。”

taquetoutoujiwoshiyanse:“xiangxinwo,wobiaodixianzainadechushoule。”

jiuming,zheidoushenmegenshenmea?

zaixinlidamalinmomoshibiantaihou,woyingzhegangadetoupiwusuoshishi。

“yaoyao,ajin,wanfanjiujiaojiniliangge!”

“zuofan?dajie,nimeidianwaimaia?”

woheirenwenhao,zhigougoudingzhelinmomokan,zheiyike,xiangdaoyigerendeyanshenshizangbuzhude。

“youqingtishi,zaichangdezhiyousuguanayiheajinhuizuofane。”

wangzhewangziyaoneizhangrenchuwuhaidelian,woxuanbu:nizaiyebushiwodexiaotianshile!

真是要命。

dangwohaiyousuojiujieyaobuyaodianwaimaideshihou,xiejinyiranzhanqishenlai,chaowowaitouyixiao:“nigaibuhuishichufangshashouba?”

你妹!

keyishuowocai,danbukeyishuowodecai!

qiaojianneigaodadeshenyingzoujinchufang,woyeqihonghongdigenleshangqu。

qianbanzhijiaogangtajinchufang,bianbeiyiguqiangjinglalejinlai。

xiayimiao,xiejinbawodizaiqiangbi。

“你,你干什么?”

woduishangneishuangjiqigourendetaohuayan,moheizhongfanshangliaoliaoxingchen。

“宝宝紧张什么?”

wocumei,buxiedichaofeng:“qiaonizheidanxiaogui,dangmianjiaosuguanayi,sidixiacaiganhanbaobao。”

“kanlaishishengqile?neiwojianggongbuguo,bangnishangfen。”

我瞥了他一眼。

“切,谁稀罕。”

“zuiqiangwangzheshiwuxingdadi。”

“成交!”

wocongxiejinshoubeiyuqiangtizhongjiandekongxizuanlechuqu,naqiqingcaikaishixi。

suiranba,tashigehaiwang,henhuiliaoren。danshini,woyoubuqipiantaganqing,zhishibatadangzuowodeshangfenjiqi,jincieryi。

wokezhenshigexiaojilinggui。

zheiruyisuanpandadezhenshimiao,daozhiwoqiecaideshihouyifenshenhuapoleshouzhi。

“嘶。”

我发出惨叫。

“笨蛋,等着。”

kanzhexiejinfeipaochuqunachuangkoutie,huilaiyouxixindiweiwotieshang,zheiyangzi,shigenvrendouhuiweizhixindong。

醒醒!他是海王!

naozhongdelingyigewojiaoxingziji。

shoushoushangle,linmomoxintengwo,gancuirangxiejinduzizaichufangmanghuo。

“niquedingtazijikeyi?”

wokaozaishafashang,wangxiangchufang,qiaomimitongletonglinmomo。

“niyaoxiangxinajin,tadayouxilihai,zuofanyelihai,dangninanpengyou,chuochuoyou......”

meidengwangziyaoshuowan,linmomoyijiaobatacongshafajuandaoditanshang。

haoba,shishizhengming,xiejindechuyiqueshikeyi。

“baobao,lai,duochidian。”

dichundesangyintuokouerchu,huanlaideshibamuxiangdui。

你是真勇啊!

fanzhuoshang,wozhengditoukenzhepaigu,queyoubeilinmomoqiangxingbizhetaitouyutamenpengbei。

xiejinzhushizhewo,canranyixiao。

神经病啊?

“nidezuijiaoyoufanli。”

nikezhenshiwoxiaotianshi!woxiexienibabeizuzong!

yuanlaixiejinshixiaohuawozheige,zhenshigangaganga。

linmomojuedeqifenbudui,yushikuangkuangwangzhuoshangzalehaojipingpijiu,fangchukuangyan:“jinwanbuzuibugui,abudui,shizuileyebugui。a,haoxianghaishibudui。zongzhi,nimensangejinwandoudezaizheilipeiwo!”

事出反常必有妖。

woquanchengbaochizhejimin,zuihouyitingshuolinmomojiaowangdedi24genanyoubatashuailezhihou,luqixiuzipeitahejiu。

“wogennishuoa,yaoyao,zheinanren,zhenmeigehaodongxi!”

“dangran,chulewozheilianggedidizhiwai。”

“nishuoni?yaoyao,wojiaajin,ziyao,bushuaima?”

linmomolouzhewodebozi,naqijiupingkaishichuixu。

“是是是。”

tianxuandizhuandewodianzhetou,xianggebolanggu。

“neizheiyang,kanzaizanliangzheimeduoniandeqingfenshang,wobaajinshangjinile!”

“是是是。”

womengbididiantou,youmengbidijieguoxinyipingjiu。

yijingbuzhidaoheleduoshaoping,tingleduoshaocilinmomodeshenjing,woshenzhidoubuzhidaowozenmedaodekefang。

zaizhengyan,yiranshidiertian。

wofanshenyikan,pangbiantangzhe......xiejin?

5

“啊!”

yishengjianjiao,zheneryulong。

“baobao,nichaoxingwole。”tafanlegeshen,jiangwozuibawuzhu,shunshiyazailewodeshenshang......

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