《大年三十,怒怼极品亲戚》 小说介绍
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diyizhanglizhiqizhuangchiwojuehu?
meiciguonian,woneijigeqinqijiumeiganguohaoshier。
wobamalaohaoren,anzhewoburangfahuo,kebawobiequhuaile。
jinnianhaoshuodaishuo,taliangzhongyutongyi,youzhewozhizhitamen。
hao,qiaomenshengyijingxiangle。
“kaimen!”mendoukuaibeizasuile,“sheibukaimensheishiwosunzi!”
shidabojianeigenantuzaizi。
yikaimen,tajiushenchufeizhuyiyangdezhuazi,zhizhewobabizi:“nibujiwokaimen,nishiwodasunzi!”
zhizhewoma:“nishiwoersunzi!”
wofanshoubamenguanlehuiqu。
tuzaizizaiwaitoudajiao:“kaimen!kaimen!”
wobawobamalaquwoshi,waifangyaogun,bawoxihuanneijishougetinglegebian。
dabohedashendedianhuabawomensadeshoujidalaidaqu,woquandangmeikanjian。
gumozhechabuduole,wocailakaimen。
menwaineiyijiasankoudongdeqingbitizhiliu,zhandourukuangfengzhongdeshuye。
dabobengzhelian,koushuimoziluanpen:“zenmebukaimen?nimenjiushizheimeduiqinrende?shenmejiaoyang!”
wofanlegebaiyan:“wenwenshenjiabaoganleshenme。”
dabokanxiangtangdi,neixiaozaizidajiao:“woshayemeigan!”
wozhijiedakaishouji,yigeboduizaidaboerduobian。
“nishiwosunzi!nishiwosunzi!”
luyinluxiang,woshizhuanyede。
dabohedeyizhan,shoushangtizhedelianjiayinliaozazaijiaoshang,aodicanjiaoyisheng。
tadengzheniuyanxiangfahuo,ketingchulaizheishizijierzideshengyin,zhihaobishanglezui。
得,连歉都不道。
meiguanxi,jintiandengzheqiao。
dashenhaimeijinmen,yishuangyanzhuziyijingzuanjinwojialiuleyiquan。
**haimeiaishangshafa,dashenjiurangrang:“dimeiya,nijiazheifuhuakanzhetingshangdangcide,jiewogualiangtian!”
shuozhe,jiushenchutadezangshouyaonahua。
dashenkeshishundongxideshuliangongle。
meiyinianlaiwojia,tajiudengzheyanjingcongshangdaoxiakangebian,bakanzhongdedongxidou“jie”huiqu。
当然,没还过一次。
qunian,tazhijiebawobaizaiketingshangdelianggemianhuawawanazoule,shuoshirangtaniangjiawaishengnvwanjitian。
shundaihainazoulesuoyouwayi。
zheishiwozhuanmenzhaorendingzhide,yigongsanqianduo,dengleyiniancaidaoshoudebaobao。
jiashangwayideyouxiaoyiwan。
wojile,qutajiafafeng,taquechaofengwobukuanrong,xiaoqigui,meimeiwanyixiawanjudouburang。
denghaihuilaishi,wodewawatoufajiushengyiban,congbaisebaogaifeizhouren。
kexineiciwanglebaocunzhengju,meinengzhaotasuopei。
woyibazhangbatanahuadeshoupaidiaole。
dashenjiyan:“niganshenme?”
“burangna。”wodengta,“xishouleme?”
dabobuleyile:“zheijiushinigennidashenshuohuadetaidu?shenmejiaoyang!”
dagaishiyinweidaboshiwobaneiyibeidelaoda,shuohuazuoshigenhuangdiside,dongbudongzhidianjiangshan。
“zheijiushinijiedongxidetaidu?”wocunbuburang,“daqiannian,jielewomadefeicuishouzhuo;qiannian,jielewomayizhilv;quniangengbietile,yirenduogaodedahuapinga,huaqianqingrenlaiyedecongwojiabanzou。”
“wodoubuganqunijiale,kongpayijinquwojiudehuanghu:ya,zheishidabojiahaishiwojiaya?zenmequanshiwojiadejiajunie?”woyinyangguaiqi。
dabodangmianbeiwojidui,qidekanwoba:“sandi,nijiayatounibuguanguan?”
wangnian,wobaqueshihuilaiquanwo。
——doushiqinqi,daguoniande,rendoulaile,nijiurenren。
zheiciwobayilianwunai:“haizidale,woshibuguanlou。”
dabochilegebie,zhuantoukaishishuojiao:“xiaoxuana,zhenbushiwoshuoni,nizheiyatouzheimelihai,yihoujiarenyaobeilaogongdade。”
jierzhuanxiangwoma:“cailinga,nidajiejienidongxishixiangheniqinjin,dengxiaoxuanjiachuquzhihou,zanmenyijiarenyaoxiangyiweimingde。nimenlianggehaiyaodengjiabaoyanglaoa。”
shuowanjiuyiliandeyidikaozaishafashang。
“tingtingting,”wodaduan,“nizhouwosini?wobamajiuwoyigeguinv,meixiangjinijiaerzidangdiema!”
“zheihuashuode,dengjialeren,nijiubushiwoshenjiadela。”daboshuo。
“wobashuole,nijiaqiandoushiwode!”shenjiabaotanlandikanzhewojia。
de,zheigeshilaichijuehude。
dabocuozheshoukanxiangwoba:“jiabaozuijinbushiyaoxiaoshengchulema,nibanijiazheitaoxuequfangguohujiwo。haiyou,jiayaolaopohuaiertaile,jiwonaershiwan,wojijiayaolaopozhaogehaodiandeyuezizhongxin。”
jiayaoshidabodedaerzi。
he,zhidaodeshilaijieqian,buzhidaoyiweitalaiyaozhangde。
“nimenmaiwojiafangzibujiqian?”wowen。
“jia。”daboyilianlisuodangran,“womenjiuyaoyigexuequfangmingeeryi,zheifangzinimenhaikeyijixuzhu。anyuejiwoliangwanfangzu,shashihoufangzugoulemaifangqian,wojiubaqianjinimen。”
haojiahuo,yongwodeqian,maiwodefang。
“jiaowoyishengdie,qianjinidazhangshang。”woxiaoxixi。
dabojiangzhule,shouzhizhizhixiangwodebizi,qidezhidou:“ni......”
woqiangbai:“ninininishenmeni!laonianchidaihaishipajinsenla?wogaosuni,yaonaqiannadongxi,haoban,jininainaiwoketoubaigehaonian,jiejiushangnidian。”
dashenhuodizhanqilaiyaomawo,woshunshiyibaluxiatashoushangdezhuozi。
zheizhengshizhiqianjiedewomadezhuozi!
“yo,qiangjiefanhaidaizhezhanlipinlaishouhaizhejiali,nishichizhunlewojiabuhuifahuo?”
dashenjile,jianjiao:“neishiwode!”
tangdiyehao:“wode,doushiwojiade!”
wofanshoujiletayiboguaizi。
tangdidailedai,suijixiangsiledieyiyanghaokuqilai。
woyanjishoukuaisaishanglianggeersai:“nidenide,biedebuxing,cesuolideshikeyijinimen,yaobu?”
“jinmenjiuwuruwobama,meijiajiaodedongxi!”
“haiyouni,dieweishoushouba,zhenyiweizijishidizhangzila?xiangchininainaiwodejuehu?huijiajichengguowanpiaopenquba!”
wobatamensaquandouganchumen。
大婶还想骂些什么。
wobaobeilengxiao:“niwangniancongwojianadedongxi,kebuquanshimeiyoupiaojude。banigaodaogonganjuquliugeandi,zenmeyang?”
“naxiguanlewojiadedongxi,yequgongjiabaichibaiheyixia?”
dashenliansehuibai,zhuaizheliansefaqingdedabo,suozhebozizoule。
清清嗓子,喝口茶。
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大年三十,怒怼极品亲戚