大年三十，怒怼极品亲戚
《大年三十，怒怼极品亲戚》 小说介绍
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dierzhangbawomadangchengnijiayongren？
“xuanxuanna，jinniankanniyoupangleyo！jianzhihefeizhuyiyangge！”
wopiezui：“dayi，wojinnianshouleshijin。”
dayifuhebiaodiyijinmenjiutanzaishafashang，zhangzhezuichuanqi。
dayipobujidaidao：“xuanxuannibuzhidaoba？nidabiaojiejinniankaoleguowaideyanjiushenglei！huiguojiushihaiguile！kebiniguoneidexuexiaohaolebuzhidaojibeini！”
“nishuonijiahuaneimeduoqianjinidushuyoushenmeyong？wojiaguinvquankaoziji，kaodebisheidouhao！”
dayijiayinvyizi，zaidayizuilishiyigebiyigechengjihao。
kewozhidao，biaojieneigexuexiaojihudoubusuankaode，guowaiyigeyejidaxuebale。
kaoshenmexuexiaodoubuguanwoshi，dandayinazheigedayawo，kejiubieguaiwobukeqile。
“dayi，jinniandaxueqspaiming，wodexuexiaoshishijieershiwu。buzhidaobiaojiedexuexiaopaimingbiwogaoduoshaoni？”woweixiao。
dayijiebabantian，shenmehuayemeishuochulai。
我噗嗤笑了。
zheishi，biaodizhouzhemeibaoyuan：“esile，woweidoukaishitengle。”
dayifuzhongyushuohua：“qu！duancailai！”
de，youshizheifudayeyang。
yaoshuokerenlaijialibaifang，womenshangcaishiyinggaide。
kewodedayifushizheidaocaixianxianneidaocaixiantian，henbudebawoyijiasankouzhishidezaichufangtuantuanzhuan，coplayfuwuyuan。
jiuqunian，chidaoyiban，womensangede**haoburongyiaidaodengzi，tayoufeiyaochiwojialouxianeijialuniurou。
neijialuroudianzaijigeyueqianjiubanzoule。
还不能外卖。
wobakailesigexiaoshiche，qianxinwankudimailai。
shengjinpanziduanjirenjia，tachileyikoujiuliaoxiakuaizi：“bushineigeweierle。”
到底怎么不是呢？
大姨父也说不出来。
zheihui，wokezhunbeileyizhuohaocai。
biaodimeimaoningdexianggeda：“zheishishenme？”
“饺子蘸番茄酱。”
“这个呢？”
“皮蛋拌奶油。”
“这......”
“liangbanfeiroukuai、xiangjiaodunzhuzhouzi，tangbanyuxingcao，tiandianshidouzhierbingqilin。”
yifuchengmujieshe：“zheizenmenengchi？qu，jiwoqumai......”
woyanjishoukuaijiaqiyikuaifeibaidefeirousaijintazuili。
大姨父哇一声要吐。
woguzuojingya：“yifunizenmele？kuaihedianshuiyayajing！”
dayifumengguanyidakou，suijixiangjingpenyiyangkuangtuchulai。
tasizhibingyongchongxiangcesuo，huosiyuanguyuanren。
dayihuyidixiuxiu：“zheizenmeyigusuanwei？”
woshuo：“yifuoutuwudeweierba。”
huayingangluo，biaodiyebeiexindewuzhezuichongxiangcesuo。
heihei，woganggangdijidayifudebushishui，shibaicu。
味道绝对正。
huidaocanzhuo，dayifuhebiaodikanzhecai，yilianhaixiangtudebiaoqing。
zhongyumeirencuiwomenzuozheizuoneile，qingjing。
dayibuchicai，zhishikanzhebiaodi：“xiaotianmeishierba？”
biaodibudalita，ziguziwanzheshouji。
dayiyebuzaihu，dashengshuoqilai：“aiyawojiaxiaotianjiushizheiyang，tiantiannazheshoujijiushixuexixuexi，wozenmequandoubuting！”
“nimenshuozheihaizizenmejiuzheimehaoxueni，kanhuaileyanzenmebanya？”
我：......
wokandehenqingchu，biaodishoujishangdejidanzhengmangzhelunxianyubang。
wohuranshuo：“xiaoxin，niqianmiandedanfanglegedilei！”
dayiyihuo：“dan？shenmedan？”
biaodisanfenlengmo，sanfenhuangluan，sifenbunaifan：“maninengbunengbizui。”
dayihahaxiao：“qiaozanjiaxiaotian，tianshengshaoyefaner！zhenbushiwoshuo......”
ranhoujiushibiaodiruhejingui，chidefanshaoweixianyidianjiuhuiyingxiangchengji，shangbeizikendingshiwangzihuangsunni，zheibeiziyeyidingnengyoudachuxi，biedeyahuanmingderenjializaiyouqian，yezhinengjibiaodidagongblabla......
beianzhishiyahuanmingbingqiejializaiyouqianhaiyaojibiaodidagongdewo：......
wojidexiaoshihou，dayiqueshizaiwangshangdongpinxicouxuelekanshouxiang。
yikanbiaodide，dayijiuzhihuzhenlongtianzi，zheibeiziyidingdafudagui。
kanwode，dayijiushuozheiyatoushigeyahuanminga，kanqilaitingqinkuai，jianglaikeyilaixiaotiandegongsizuobaojiezhang。
一副恩赐的口气。
naeryoubaojiezhangzheigedongxi？
wowen：“xiaotianqimochengjizenmeyang？”
dayiyiye：“ehaixing......neishiyinweinanhaikaiqiaowan！”
wolele：“meishi，wenhuakebuhaojiuzoutiyuma，tiyuchengjiruhe？”
dayiliansefaqing：“wojiaxiaotianshixiaoshaoye！caibunenggenneixietounaojiandansizhifadadebi！”
我翻了个白眼。
dayiyanzhuziyizhuan，zhuanerkaishikuadabiaojie：“wojialinlinya，zhenbushiwoshuo，feiyaodaiwomenquyingguowan，tashangdejiushiyingguodedaxuema。zheiduolangfeiqianya！nimenxuanxuanbuhuimeidainimenquguoba？”
我说：“没。”
dayiliangyanyiliang：“haiyo，neikeburuwomenlinlin......”
woshuo：“doushiwobamadaiwoqu。”
dayiyaoyaoya：“linlinhaizhaolegewaiguonanpengyouni，jielehunjiunengnalvka！”
wopolengshui：“tingshuofenle。”
dayinuhuochongtian：“linlinyijingjiedaoguoneiwubaiqianggongsideofferle，yuexinguowan！！”
woshuo：“dayi，biexinbzhipin。”
zheishi，dayifuchazuile：“nijiameishuiguo？”
womingbai，zheishicuizhewomenjitashangshuiguo。
danwotingqiguai，ganggangguopanhaimanmandangdangdeni。
womantouwushui，yikan，haojiahuo，lajitonglitanglebantongshuiguo。
woneihuoa，cengdiyixiashanglaile。
neibian，dayifudezuihaizaibaba：“wangniannimendaikedetaiduhaicouhe，zenmejinnianzheimechajing？”
“zheishuiguoyebuxing，yaometaitianyaometaisuan......”
“zheifanshisheizuode？shicailingma？buxingjiuqufandianhaohaoxuexue，gaizenmesihouren。”
？？
让我妈学伺候人？
wozhijiechongjinchufang，duanqilajitongzouchulai。
dayifuhaizaikouruoxuanhe：“haiyoumeifuyebiexianzhe，jiwonieniejian......”