《我在北宋卖烤串》 小说介绍
linxiaolewangdachuizuoweigudaixiaoshuo《wozaibeisongmaikaochuan 》zhongdezhurengongquanfenwushu,henduowangyouchenjinzaizuozhe“ luyijingyadesimashitong ”dujiachuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhong,xiangqingwei:xuanxiaoguohoudepibeirutongchaoshuibanjiangtayanmei,dangengchenzhongdeshixintouneikuaijushi。tameiyouxiangwangdachuineiyangchenjinzaishuqiandekuaileli,shenzhi……
《我在北宋卖烤串》 第3章 免费试读
nongliede、hunhezhemutanhuijinyudanbaizhiguodujiaohudecibiqiwei,rutongshizhidequantou,henhenzazailinxiaolegangjingliguochuanyuezhendang、shangweiwanquanqingxingdebiqiangli。tayanqianfahua,erduowengwengzuoxiang,gangcai“tianjiangzhengyi”zafanrenjiatanweidechongjili,yijisuihouheneikuiwutanzhujitongyajiang、bishouhuajiaodehunluanchangmian,yijinghaojinletasuoshengwujideshenshangxiansu。cike,tatanzuozaibinglengchaoshi、hunzazheyouwuhenitudebianliangjietou,houbeikaozhebeizhuangwaidetanchemujia,ganjuegutoufenglidouzaijiaoxiaozhesanjia。
“si……”tadaochouyikouliangqi,shituhuodongyixiasuantongdebojing,muguangquebuyouzizhudibeiyanqiandejingxianglaolaodingzhu。
neibeitazafandetanzhu——yigeshengaobachi、bangdayaoyuan,cikequesuodexiangzhishoujinganchundehanzi,zhengshoumangjiaoluandicongyidilangjiezhongqiangjiutade“baobei”。neishishenmebaobei?jikuaiheiququ、xingzhuangkeyide……rou?tamensanluozaitongyangheihuhudetankuaihehuijinli,xiangjikuaigangconghuozaixianchangbaochulaidejiaotan。hanzicucaodedashouxiaoxinyiyidibatamenjianqilai,chuidiaobiaomiandehui,youyongzangdekanbuchuyuansedexiukoucaleca,lianshangneifutongxinjishoudebiaoqing,huoxiangpengzhedebushijikuaijiaorou,ershitajiazuchuandeyubi。
linxiaoledeyanjiaobushoukongzhidichouchuleyixia。weilifanjiangdaohai,yibanshichuanyuedailaideshenglibushi,lingyibanzechuncuishiyanqianzhei“meishi”dailaidejingshenwuran。
neihanzi——linxiaolenaozilizidongjitatieshangle“wangdachui”debiaoqian,yinweizheixingxiangshizaitaitieqiele——sihuganjuedaolelinxiaoledezhushi,mengditaiqitou,yishuangtonglingdayanlihaicanliuzhejinghunweidingheshenshendejiebei。taxiayishidibaneijikuai“jiaotanrou”wanghuailizanglezang,houlonglifachuyiyibumingdegunongsheng,yanshenzailinxiaoleshenshangneitaogegeburudechongfengyikuheyundongxieshangsaolaisaoqu,chongmanlekanyaoguaidejingti。
linxiaolechechuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,nulichuandazhe“wobushiguyide,wohenbaoqian”dexinxi。tazhilezhidishangfandaodetanche,youzhilezhiziji,zuolege“fuqilai”deshoushi。
wangdachuiyanshenshanshuo,youyuleyixia,dagaishijuederangzheige“tianjiangzaixing”lizijidebaobeitanziyuandianbijiaoanquan,zheicaibenzhuodiwanxiayao,helinxiaoleyirenyibian,feilidibaneizhigazuoxiang、yankanjiuyaosanjiadepotanchefuzheng。
tanchefuwei,neiguhunhezheliezhiyouzhi、shengrouxingsaohenongliejiaohuweide“fuhexingshenghuawuqi”qiweigengjiasiwujidandimimankailai。linxiaolewuzhebizi,muguangzaicibushoukongzhidiluozailewangdachuiqiangjiuchulaide、cikezhengbeizhenerzhongzhibaihuitancheanbanshangde“zuopin”shang。
lidejinle,shijuechongjiligengqiang。
neijikuairou,yanseshenhejinhei,biaomianfugaizheyicengbujunyunde、lingrenzuooudejiaohuyingqiao,bianyuanchushenzhinengkandaotanhuadexixiaokeli。roudewenli?bucunzaide,zaoyibeicubaodehuolihequefajiqiaodefankaopohuaidaijin。gengzhimingdeshi,yiguyuanshi、nonglie、weijingrenhechulideyangroushanwei,wanqiangdichuantoulejiaohudewaiqiao,hunhezheliezhiyouzhifanfujiarehoudehalawei,xingchengyigujijugongjixingde、zhichongtianlinggaide“yixiang”。
zhei……zheiyenengjiaokaorou?!
linxiaoleganjuezijidezhiyexinyangshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoude、huimiexingdewuru!
ta,linxiaole,suiranzaixiandaishehuizhishigebeijiafangroulin、beichengguanzhuidemanjiepaodekubixiaotanfan,danlunqikaoroudeshouyi,neikeshijinyinduonian、ronghuiguantong、zichengyipaide!taduishicaidejingwei,duihuohoudejingzhunbakong,duixiangliaoyunyongdelijie,zaoyikejinleguzili。takaoderouchuan,sezejinhuangjiaohe,youhuazizizuoxiang,rouzhiwaijiaolinen,xiangliaodeqixiqiadaohaochudijifarouxiangerbuxuanbinduozhu,neishinengrangzuitiaotideshikezaishenyepaiduiyeyaochangyikoudeyanhuorenjianwei!
keyanqianzheishishenme?shishicaidekuxing!shiduihuoyandexiedu!shidui“kaorou”zheilianggezi**luodewuru!
yiguwuminghuo“cheng”diconglinxiaolexindicuanqi,shunjianshaoguangletacancundelizhihechuanyuekegaiyoudejinshen。zhiyechushidezunyanheduimeishidechuncuireai,rangtawangjileshenchuhedi,wangjileyuyanbutong,wangjileduifangneinengyiquandasiniudetige。
“baotiantianwu!jianzhishibaotiantianwua!”linxiaolemengdizhanqishen,zhizheanbanshangneijikuaiheitan,shengyinyinweijidudetongxinhefennuerbagao,shenzhidaishanglepoyin。tawanquanmeiyishidaozijishuodeshixiandaihanyu,“niguanzheiwanyierjiaokaorou?nizheishizaifanzui!shizaimoushazheixiekeliandeyangrou!huohouni?fanmianni?quxingni?zuijibendechulini?wodetian!zheishanwei!zheijiaohuwei!zhushidoubizheiqiang!bu,lianzhudoubuchizheige!”
tayibianhou,yibianjidongdihuiwuzheshoubei,lianshangbiaoqingniuqu,tongxinjishoudaolejidian,fangfokandaojueshiminghuabeirennaquhuleqiang。
wangdachuibeitaturuqilaidebaofahedeyigejiling,chadianyoubatanchezhuangfan。tatingbudonglinxiaolezaihoushenme,danduifanglianshangneihaobuyanshidexianqi、fennuhe……fangfokandaoyituobukemingzhuangzhiwudebiaoqing,takandeqingqingchuchu。zhei“yaoguai”zaimata?zaimatadekaorou?
yiguweiquhefennuyeyongshangwangdachuidexintou��zheirou!zheitan!doushitahualexuehanqianmailaide!suiranmaidebuhao,suiranweidaoshiyoudian……neigesha,danzheikeshitalaiyihukoudeyingsheng!shitazaizheigeruodadebianliangchenglizhengzhaqiushengdexiwang!zheigezaletatanzi、zhangdeguaimoguaiyangdejiahuo,pingshenmezheimexianqitadexinxue?
“ni……nidonggeshen!”wangdachuiyegengzhebozi,yongdaizhenongzhongbianliangkouyindeguanhuahoulehuiqu,tuomoxingzichadianpendaolinxiaolelianshang,“anzheizhirou,zuchuandeshouyi!xiangdehen!ni……nigeyaoren,zaleandetan,haiganxianqianderou!peiqian!buranan……anbaoguanzhuani!”
yigehouzhezizhengqiangyuandexiandaihanyu,yigehouzhebianliangtuhua,liangrenrutongfennudegongji,zaimimanzhejiaohushanxingqiweidepotanqian,shangyanzheyichangchetoucheweidejitongyajiang。wangdachuihuiwuzhequantou,qishixiongxiong,danyanshenshenchuyijiuzangzheduizheige“nengzhaohuantianhuo(suiranzhishizaxialai)”deguairendeweiju。linxiaolezewanquanchenjinzaizhiyexingdefennuli,zhizhenei“jiaotanrou”,shouzhidouzaifadou。
“zuchuan?zuchuanxialaijiuzheishuiping?zuzongguancaibandouyaoyabuzhule!”linxiaoleqidekoubuzeyan,tamengdizhuaqianbanshangqizhongyikuaizuixiaode、xiangduibuneimejiaoheideroukuai,coudaowangdachuibizidixia,lingyizhishoupinmingshanfeng,shiturangneigunongyudeshanweizhichongduifangtianlinggai,“wenwen!nihaohaowenwen!zheiweier!zheinengshirenchide?shengkoupenglidoubizheixiang!huodale!kaolaole!meifanmian!yandoumeimoyun!jiuzhei?haiganyaoqian?baisongdoumeirenyao!”
wangdachuibeineijinzaizhichideroukuaihegengjianongyudeshanweixundexiayishihouyang,lianbiedetonghong。tadangranzhidaozijikaoderouweidaobuhao,buranyebuhuishengyicandandaokuaiesi。danbeiyige“yaoguai”rucizhibaidi、zhizhebizima“zhushiburu”、“shengkoudoubuchi”,zheijianzhishiqichidaru!youqiduifanghainazhetaderou!
“ni!nifangxia!”wangdachuiyouxiuyounu,shenshoujiuyaoquqianglinxiaoleshoulideroukuai。
linxiaolelinghuodiyisuoshou,bikaile。takanzhewangdachuineizhangbiequ、fennuyoudaizheyisibuyichajuedexiucandelian,zaikankanshoulizheikuaisanfazhe“siwangqixi”derou,zaikankananbanshangneijikuaigengdade“heitan”,yigedadande、jinhuhuangmiudeniantou,bansuizheweibuqiangliedekongxugan,mengdicuanlechulai。
zalerenjiadetan,likui。
edekuaiqianxiongtiehoubei,jixubuchongnengliang。
zuizhongyaodeshi——talinxiaole,yigekaoroudashi,wufarongrenruci“canjuerenhuan”deshiwuzaizijiyanpizidixiacunzai!zheishiduimeishidexiedu,duitazhuanyezunyandejianta!
bixuboluanfanzheng!bixuzhengjiuzheixiekeliandeyangrou!bixu……shunbiantianbaozijideduzi!
“hu……”linxiaoleshenxiyikouqi,qiangxingyaxiamanqiangdezhiyenuhuohetucaoyuwang。tanulirangzijidebiaoqingkanqilaipingheyixie,shenzhijichuyigejiqijiangyingde、daizhediantaohaodexiaorong。tabashoulineikuai“zuizheng”qingqingfanghuianban,ranhouzhilezhineiduiheitanrou,youzhilezhiziji,zaizuochuyige“huakai”he“kao”deshoushi,zuihouzhilezhizijidezuiba,yonglidiantou,yanshenwubizhenchengdikanxiangwangdachui。
yisihenmingque:biechaole,wozalenidetan,woren。rangwolaizhongxinkaozheixierou,kaohaolejinichangchang(dangranzhuyaoshizijichi),suanpeizui!
wangdachuilengzhule,tonglingdayanlichongmanlekunhuoheshenshendehuaiyi。zheiyaoguai……xiangganma?yaodongtaderou?taxiangchi?haishixiangxiadu?gangcaihaimadegouxuelintou,xianzaiyouyaokao?zheiyaorenxingshi,guoranguiyimoce!
linxiaolejiantabuxin,jidezhuaernaosai。tahuangusizhou,muguangsaoguodishangsanluode、tongyangheihuhudetankuai,haiyouwangdachuineigejianloudebunengzaijianloudekaolu——yigepotaopenlizhuangzhexiebansibuhuodetanhuo。talingjiyidong,dunxiashen,jianqijigenhaisuanwanzhengde、xiangduiganjingdemutan(jinliangbikaineixiezhanleyouwuhenitude),youzhilezhikaolulidehuo。
taxianshimofangwangdachuigangcaibenzhuokaoroudezishi——baroukuaizhijieduidaohuomiaoshangfang,ranhoukuazhangdizuochuroukuaixunsubianhei、maoyandeyangzi,jiezhewuzhubizi,zuochubeixunyundetongkubiaoqing(biaoshi:nikaodebudui,huijiao,huichou!)。
ranhou,tahuanlegezishi。tanaqiyikuaimutan,xuankongfangzaikaolushangfangyiduanjuli(moniheshidehuohougaodu),lingyizhishouzuochuhuanman、yunsufandong“roukuai”dedongzuo,lianshangluchuzhuanzhu、xiangshoudebiaoqing,zuihoucoujinbizishenshenyixiu,zuochuwubitaozuideyangzi,shuqidamuzhi!
“huo!bunengtaida!bunengtaijin!yaozheiyang!fan!manmanfan!dongbudong?zheiyangkao,caixiang!caihaochi!”linxiaoleyibianbihua,yibianyongjinkenengmandeyusu,jiazazhejigetajuedekenenggujintongyongdeci,“huo……fan……rou……xiang!haochi!”
wangdachuidengdayanjing,kanzhelinxiaoleneitaojiqishengdong、shenzhiyouxiehuajide“yajubiaoyan”。neiyisi……tahaoxiangyoudianmingbaile。zheiyaoguai……zaijiaotakaorou?xiantakaodebuhao?
yigubufuqijiazazheqiangliedehaoqixinyongleshanglai。takaoderouqueshinanchi,tazijizhidao。danzheiyaoguai……nandaozhenyoubiedefazi?kantaneitaoshoushi,haoxiang……youdianmendao?erqie,taneizuihoutaozuidebiaoqing,buxiangshizhuangde……nandaotakaoderou,zhennengneimexiang?
zaikankanlinxiaoleneizhangsuiranlangbeidanyanshenyichangminglianghedudingdelian,wangdachuixinlidetianpingkaishiqingxie。fanzhengzheixierouyemaibuchuqu,zadouzale,rangzheiyaoguaishishi?wanyi……wanyizhennengbianhaochini?jiusuanbuhaochi,zuihuaidejieguoyejiushirouchedihuile,genxianzaiyemeishaqubie。yaoshizheiyaoguaiganshuahuayang……heng!tawangdachuidequantouyebushichisude!
“ni……nizhenhui?”wangdachuiwengshengwengqidiwen,daizhenongnongdehuaiyi,danshentiquebuyouzizhudirangkaileyidianweizhi,yanshenshiyileyixiaanbanshangderouhekaolu。
成了!
linxiaolexinzhongkuangxi,chadianleiliumanmian。goutongzhangaizaida,yezudangbuleyigechihuoduizhengjiumeishidejuexin!talikediantourudaosuan,paizhexiongfu(xuezhegangcaiwangdachuideyangzi),yanshenwubijianding:“hui!baohaochi!(bro,trustme!)”
tabuzaifeihua,wanqichongfengyidexiuzi,luchuxiangduibaixideshoubei——zheiyouyinlaiwangdachuiyizhenjingqidedaliang。linxiaoleshenxiyikouqi,wushileneicibideshanweihejiaohuqi,muguangruilidisaoguoanbanshangde“shicai”。
diyibu,qingxi!zheiroukuaibiaomianzhanmanlehuijinhebumingwuzi,buxibuxing!
talikeniutoukanxiangwangdachui,zuochuyige“cuoxi”dedongzuo,ranhoujiqiedisixiazhangwang。shuini?xiroudeshuini?
wangdachuizheicifanyingdaokuai,mingbailetadeyisi。tachiyileyixia,congtanchedixiamosuochuyigehuolekoudepotaoguan,limianzhuangzhebanguanhunzhuode、piaofuzhekeyizazhideshui。zheijiushitapingshi“qingjie”yongdeshui。
linxiaolekanzheneiguan“nitang”,yanqianyoushiyihei。zheishui……xirou?xiwanlehainengchima?taqiangrenzhetucaodeyuwang,zhilezhishui,youzuolegejulieyaotouhe“buxing”deshoushi,ranhouzuochuxunzhaoganjingshuiyuandeyangzi。
wangdachuinaonaotou,sihumingbailelinxiaolexianshuizang。tayouyupianke,zhilezhibuyuanchusuyueniangneijinbideyuanmen,youzuolege“taoyao”deshoushi。yisishi,ganjingdeyinyongshuidequsuniangzineiliyao。
linxiaoleshunzhetademuguangkanqu,xiangqileneigezaihunluanzhongduanzanchuxian、yanshendaizhehaoqihetongqingdewenwannvzi。yaoshui?xianzaiquqiaomen?taidanwushijianle!tae!erqie,neidianshuigujiyexibulejikuairou。
suanle!tiaojianjianku,zhinengjiangjiu!linxiaoleyiyaoya,zhilezhipotaoguanlideshui,youzhilezhirou,shiyi:jiuzheigeba,couhexi!
tabuzaiyouyu,zhijiezhuaqiyikuaizuidade、xiangduimeineimejiaoheideroukuai(zhuyaoshishanweiqingyidian),renzheexin,zaihunzhuodeshuilikuaisushuanleshuan,mianqiangchongdiaobiaomiandefuhuihedadetanli。zhiyushencengqingjie?biexiangle!
xiayibu,gaidao!zheiroukuaitaidataihoule,zhijiekaowaimianjiaolelimiandoubuyidingshu!bixuqiexiaokuai!
linxiaolelikekanxiangwangdachui,zuochule“qie”deshoushi。
wangdachuizheicixinlingshenhui,ganjincongtanchejiaoluolimochuyiba……dao?
linxiaolekandaonei“dao”deshunjian,tongkongdizhen,chadianyikouqimeishanglai。
neinengjiaodaoma?!neishiyikuaixiujibanban、houdelipu、renkoudundexianggentiechidepotiepian!daobingchanzhezangxixidebutiao,mianqiangnengrangrenwozhu。zheiwanyierbieshuoqierou,qiedoufudoufeijing!zheijianzhijiushidui“dao”zheigezidewuru!shichufangjiedechiru!
“zhei……zheiwanyiyenengqierou?!”linxiaolezhizheneiba“tiechi”,shengyindoubiandiaole,lianshangxiemanlenanyizhixinhebengkui,“dage!nizheidaoshicongnagefeipinhuishouzhanjianlaide?haishizuchuanxialaijiumeimoguo?zheirenkoubichengqianghaihou!yongtaqierou?nishidasuanbarouzachengroujianghaishidasuanliantieshazhang?”
wangdachuikanzhelinxiaoleneifujianleguidebiaoqing,zaikankanzijishoulineiba“jiachuanbaodao”,lianshangyeyouxieguabuzhu。zheidao……shidunledian,dan……dannengyonga!tapingshibujiushizheimeqieroude?suiranqiedehoubobujun,kuaitoujuda……
linxiaoletongkudifue,ganjuezijichuanyuehoudediyichang“chuyixiu”,jiuyaobeizheibapodaojihuile。taqiangrenzhebazhei“tiechi”rengjinbianhedechongdong,renmingdishenchushou,shiyiwangdachuibadaojita。
wangdachuichiyidibadaodileguoqu。linxiaolejieguoneichendiandian、binglengcucaode“tiechi”,rushoudeganjuerangtaxindoulianglebanjie。tashizheyongmuzhiqingqinggualeyixiarenkou……haojiahuo,bieshuoguashoule,liandianganjuedoumeiyou!dundelingrenfazhi!
tashenxiyikouqi,jiangneikuaimianqiangxiguode、shiluludeyangrouanzaitongyangyounini、bumandaohendeanbanshang。shuangshoujinwoneichenzhongdedaobing(shouganchadaojidian),gaogaojuqi,miaozhunroukuaidewenli(ruguoneihainengjiaowenlidehua),yongjinquanshenliqi,daizheyizhongjinhubeizhuangdejuexin,henhenpilexiaqu!
“哐!”
yishengchenmendejuxiang,daorenshenshenqianrulemutouanbanli!roukuaibeijudadeliliangzadewaixiangyibian,bianyuanchuzhiliuxiayigeqianqiandebaiyinzi,genbenjiumeiqieduan!
林小乐:“……”
王大锤:“……”
kongqifangfoninggule。zhiyouliezhiyouzhidizaitanhuoshangfachude“zizi”sheng,xiangshizaiwuqingdichaofeng。
linxiaoleganjuezijidetaiyangxuezaitutuzhitiao。tabiezheyikouqi,shichuchinaideliqi,caibaneibawangude“tiechi”conganbanli**。zaikanneikuaikeliandeyangrou,beizadeyoudianbianxing,danli“qiekuai”haichaleshiwanbaqianli。
yigunongzhongdecuobaiganheduizheigeyuanshipengrenhuanjingdejuewang,rutongbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianyanmeilelinxiaole。talinzheneibafeitie,kanzheanbanshangneikuaiwangudeyangrou,zaikankanpangbianneiduisanfazheshanweide“jiaotan”,zuihoumuguangluozaiwangdachuineizhangxieman“nikan,anjiushuoandedaonengyongba?shiniliqitaixiao!”dehanhou(qieqianzou)delianshang。
tachuanyueguolai,bushiweileyongzheipodaogenyikuaiyangrouwanmingba?!
**(xuannianjiewei)**
linxiaolewozheneibachenzhong、bingleng、dundelingrenjuewangde“tiechi”,shoubeiyinweigangcaidefenliyipierweiweizhandou。anbanshang,neikuaibeizadeyoudianbianxingdeyangrou,xiangshiduitawushengdechaofeng。liezhiyouzhidizaitanhuoshangfachude“zizi”sheng,ciketingqilaigewaicier。
tataiqitou,muguangyueguoneikuaiwangudeyangrou,luozaiwangdachuilianshang。neizhanghanhoudelianshang,cikechulecanliudejingjuhejiebei,haiduoleyisi……buyichajuede、jinhu“kanba,andedaomeiwenti,shinibuxing”deyiwei?
yiguxiehuo“cheng”diyoucongxindishaoleqilai,shunjianyaguolecuobaigan。buxing!bunengrenshu!talinxiaole,xiandaikaoroutanxiaowangzi,nandaoyaobeiyikuaiyangrouheyibapodaodabai?neiyetaidiuchuanyuezhedelianle!
tashenxiyikouqi,qiangxingyaxiabadaoshuaidaowangdachuilianshangdechongdong。muguangzaicisaoguoanban,luozaineiduibeiwangdachuiqiangjiuhuilaide“jiaotan”shang。yigeniantoudianguanghuoshibanshanguo——zheixieyijingkaojiaoderoukuai,suiranwaicengtanhuayanzhong,danzuizhongxindebufen……huoxuhaiyoujiu?zhishaobizheikuaishengrougengrongyichuli?
talikefangxianeibachenzhongdefeitie,shenshouzhuaqiqizhongyikuaixiangduixiaoxie、jiaohucengmeineimehoude“tankuai”。rushoujianyingcucao,daizhezhuorendeyuwenhenongliedejiaohushanwei。tadianliangleyixia,yanshenbianderuiliqilai。
“hao!shengrouqiebudongshiba?”linxiaoleyaozheya,duizheneikuaiwangudeshengyangrou,yexiangshizaiduizhezheigechongmaneyideshijiexuanzhan,“laozixiannanizheikaofeilede‘chengpin’kaidao!”
tabuzaikanwangdachui,suoyoudezhuyilidoujizhongdaoshouzhongzheikuai“jiaotan”shang。taxuyaoyigegongju,yigenengbazheijianyingwaiqiaoqiaokai、bodiaodegongju!tademuguangruyingsunbansaoguojianloudetanche——younideanban、sanluodetankuai、potaoguan、zangshui……
有了!
linxiaoleyanjishoukuai,congsanluodetankuaiduili,jianqiyikuaixiangduibianping、bianyuandaizhedianruililengjiaodesuimutan!zheiwanyier,mianqiangkeyidanggeguadao!
tabuzaiyouyu,zuoshoujinjinwozhuneikuaiguntangde“jiaotanrou”(tangdetaziyaliezui,danrenzhule),youshounazheneikuaibianyuanfenglidesuimutan,duizhunjiaohuzuihou、tanhuazuiyanzhongdebufen,yongjinquanshendeliqihejiqiao,henhendigualexiaqu!
“嚓——!”
cierdeguacashengxiangqi,yipianpianqiheidetanxierutongxiaxuebansusuluoxia。
wangdachuibeizheituruqilaidejudongjingdaile,zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。zheiyaoren……zaiganma?ta……tazaiguaankaoderou?!andebaobeikaorou!suirannanchi,danyebunengzheimezaotaa!taxiayishidijiuxiangshangqianzuzhi。
“biedong!”linxiaoletouyebutai,liheyisheng,daizheyiguburongzhiyideqishi。tayanshenzhuanzhudekepa,fangfozaijinxingyichangjingmidewaikeshoushu。shouzhongdesuimutanjiushitadeliuyedao,meiyiguadoujingzhuneryouli,mubiaomingque——quchusuoyoutanhua、jiaoku、wufarukoudebufen!
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wangdachuishenchudeshoujiangzaibankong,beilinxiaoleneiguturuqilaide、jinhufengkuangdezhuanyeqishizhenshezhule。tadaidaidikanzhe,kanzheneiyaoguaiyongyikuaipomutan,xiangxuemutouyiyang,yidiandianxuediaozijikaoroudejiaoheiwaiqiao。zheihuamian……taiguiyile!dantongshi,yizhongmomingqimiaodeqidaigan,yeqiaoranzaitaxindizisheng。zheiyaoguai……daodixiangzuoshenme?beiguaguoderou……huibianchengshenmeyang?
linxiaolededongzuoyuelaiyuekuai,yuelaiyueshulian。suizhejiaoheiwaiqiaodeboluo,yicengshenhese、daizhejiaohendanmingxianshishurouzhididebufenlulechulai。suiranyijiunengwendaocanliudeshanweihejiaohuqi,danbiqizhiqianneilingrenzhixideheitan,yijinghaoletaiduo!
zhongyu,linxiaoletingxialedongzuo,zhangzhangyuchuyikouqi。tashouzhongneikuaiyuanbenquantoudaxiaode“jiaotan”,cikezhishengxiayuemojidandaxiao、xingzhuangbuguize、yanseshenhefanhongdeneihe。biaomianbumanleguacadehenji,maixiangyijiucanburendu,danzhishao……takanqilaixiangshiyikuainengchideroule!
tagubudetang,yegubudezang,jiangzheikuailijingmonanderouhecoudaobiziqian,yonglixiulexiu。
nongzhongdejiaohuweiheshanweiyijiuwangu,dan……zaigengshenceng,yisijiqiweiruo、jihubeiwanquanyangaide、shuyurouleizhikaohouyingyoudejiaoxiang,wanqiangdizuanlechulai!
zheiyisiruoyouruowudexiangqi,rutongheianzhongdeyilvweiguang,shunjiandianranlelinxiaoleyanzhongdehuoyan!
有戏!
tamengditaiqitou,muguangzhuozhuodikanxiangwangdachui,yanshenlichongmanlejiqieheyizhongburongzhiyidemingling。tabuzaibihua,ershizhijiezhixiangwangdachuiyaojianguazhedeneigegugunangnang、youhuhudecubuxiaodaizi——neishiwangdachuizhuangcuyandedaizi!gangcaihunluanzhong,linxiaolepiejiantasaguoyidiandian。
wangdachuibeilinxiaoleneichireruhuodeyanshenkandexintouyitiao,xiayishidiwuzhulezijideyandaizi。yan!zheikeshijinguidongxi!zheiyaoguaiyaoganma?
“yan!kuai!jiwoyan!”linxiaolejihushihouchulaide,shouzhijiandingdizhizheneigeyandai。taejile,yedengbujile!zheikuairouhe,xuyaoyan!zuijichudexianwei,shihuanxingrouxiangdezuihouyibayaochi!
wangdachuikanzhelinxiaoleshouzhongneikuaibeiguadekengkengwawa、yijiumaozhereqiderouhe,zaikankanduifangneijihuyaochirendeyanshen,youkankanzijiwuzhedeyandai。talianshangdejirouchouchuzhe,neixintianrenjiaozhan。ji,haishibuji?zheiyaoguai……daodizaigaoshenmemingtang?
zuizhong,duineiweizhijieguodeyisiweiruohaoqi,yijilinxiaoleyanshenzhongneigujinhupianzhide、dui“shiwu”dekuangre,yadaoleduiyandexintenghedui“yaoguai”dekongju。tayaozheya,wanfenbushedi、mantuntundijiexiayandai,yonglianggenshouzhijiqilinsedinieleyixiaocuohuibaisedecuyanli,zhanweiweididileguoqu。neibiaoqing,huoxiangzaigezijiderou。
linxiaolenahaiguantaxintengbuxinteng,yibaduoguoneicuobaoguideyanli!tapingzhuhuxi,rutongjinxingmouzhongshenshengdeyishi,xiaoxinyiyidijiangzheicuocucaodeyanli,junyundi、xixidisazaineikuaiguntangde、shenhesederouhebiaomian!
yanlijiechudaoguntangroumiandeshunjian,fachujiqixiweide“zila”sheng,yiguweibukechade、daizheqiyixianxianqixidezhengqi,niaoniaoshengqi。
linxiaoledexinzang,zaizheiyike,mengditidaolesangziyan!tasisidingzheneikuaibeicuyanfugaiderouhe,yanshenchongmanleqiansuoweiyoudejinzhangheqidai。
zheikuailijingmonan、jihubeixuangaosiwangderou……
zheidianculilianjia、queshicikeweiyixiwangdeyanba……
nengfou……nengfouchuangzaoqiji?
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