《我在北宋卖烤串》 小说介绍
zheibenwozaibeisongmaikaochuanxiedehaoweimiaoweiqiao。gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng!bazhurengonglinxiaolewangdachuikehuadelinlijinzhi,keweiyibenhaoshu!kanleyiyouweijin!neirongjingxuan:“e……gemener,duibuzhu……”linxiaolexiayishidikaikou,xiangjieshi,xiangdaoqian,napatawanquangaobuqingzijishizenmezalerenjia……
《我在北宋卖烤串》 第4章 免费试读
shijianfangfozailinxiaolesaxianeicuocuyandeshunjianninggule。tapingzhuhuxi,yanjingsisidingzhuneikuaishenhese、maozhereqi、biaomiankengwaquefugaizheyicengjingyingyanliderouhe。wangdachuiyewanglexintengtadeyan,tonglingdayanyizhabuzha,suoyouzhuyilidoubeineikuaibei“yaoguai”yongmutanguaguo、yousaletajinguiyanlideguguairoukuaixiyin。
kongqizhongmimanzhetanhuodeyujinwei、youzhidehalawei、yangrouwangudeshanwei,yiji……yisijiqiweiruo、jihubeiwanquanyanmeide、daizheqiyixianxiandejiaoxiang?zheisiruoyouruowudeqixi,rutongtourusishuitandeyikexiaoshizi,zailinxiaolehewangdachuijinbengdeganguanshang,dangkaileyiquanweilan。
linxiaoledexinzangzaixiongqianglileigubankuangtiao。chenglema?zheidiancuyan,nenghuanxingzheikuaibeizhemodebuchengrouxingdekelianyangrouchenshuideziweima?taxiaoxinyiyidi,daizheyizhongjinhuchaoshengdeqiancheng,jiangneikuaiyijiuguntangderouhecoujinchunbian。tashenzhinengganjuedaoyanlizaishejianronghuaqiandailaidecucaochugan。
tabishangyan,henxiaxinlai,duizheneikuaizuihoushi、kanqilairouzhizui“zhengchang”debuwei,xiaoxinyiyidiyaolexiaqu!
yachichuantouweijiaodebiaoceng,chupengdaoneibu……jingranbushixiangxiangzhongdeganchaijianren,ershidaizheyisidanxingdezuli,jinjiezheshi……wenre、shirun!
yigunanyiyanyudeziweishunjianzaiweileishangzhakai!
shouxianchongjierlaide,yijiushineigunongzhong、yuanshi、huizhibuqudeyangshanwei,badaoerzhijie,xiangyijizhongquanzazaibiqiangshenchu。linxiaolechadiantiaojianfanshedituchulai。danjinsuiqihou,xianwei!culi、chuncui、daizhekuangwugandexianwei,rutonghuapoheiandeliren,qiangshidipikaileshanweidefengsuo!zheixianweibingfeiwanmei,taguoyujiandanzhijie,quefacengci,shenzhidaizheyisinanyichajuedekuse(cuyanzazhisuozhi),dantaqueshicikeweiyidejiushu!
zaizheixianyushandejiliejiaofengzhong,linxiaoleminruideweileibuzhuodaoledisancengziwei——yisiweiruodaojihukeyihulvebujide、shuyurouleibenshenbeigaowenzhikaohouchanshengde、zuiyuanshidejiaoxiangrouwei!taxiangshikuangfengbaoyuzhongyaoyedezhuhuo,weiruoquewanqiangdizhengmingzhezijidecunzai!
“wu……!”linxiaolehoulonglifachuyishengyiyibumingdemenheng,meitoujinjinsuozhe,biaoqingniuqu,xiangshizairenshoujudadetongku,youxiangshizaijinglimouzhongqiyidedunwu。
tainanchile!jueduishitaliangbeizijiaqilaichiguozuinanchide“kaorou”zhiyi!shanweizhongdelingrenfazhi,xianweicucaodeluoshetou,jiaohuqiyinhunbusan,rouzhiyinweizhiqiandecubaokaozhihemutanguaxue,kouganganchaizhongdaizheguiyiderenjing,jianzhishiyichangduiweileidekuxing!
**但是!**
danshi,zheiziwei,biqiwangdachuizhiqianneichuncuide、haowuxiwangde、rutongjiaotanbande“jiaotanrou”,yijingshitianrangzhibie!zhishao,tayoulexianwei!zhishao,neisiweiruoderouxiangzhengming,zheikuairoucengjingyoubianchengmeiweideqianzhi!tazhengminglelinxiaoledelinianshiduide——jishu!napashijianloudaojizhidejishu(guadiaojiaohu、sadiancuyan),yenengzaijuewangdefeixuzhong,yingshengshengzaochuyisimingwei“keshi”deweiguang!
zheiweibuzudaode“chenggong”,shunjiandianranlelinxiaoleyanzhongneijihubeicuobaiganjiaomiedehuoyan!xiwang!takandaolexiwang!bushizheikuairoubenshen,ershizhengmingletadefangxiangmeiyoucuo!zhiyaojitaheshidegongju,heshidehuohou,tayidingnengzaizheigaisidegudai,kaochuzhenzhengnengchiderou!
tamengdizhengkaiyan,yanzhongranshaozheyizhongjinhufengkuangdezhizhe。tasanliangxiajiangkouzhongneikuaiweidaoyiyannanjinderouhehuluntunxia(chuncuishiede),ranhouyibajiangshengxiade、haimaozhereqiderouhesaidaopangbianmudengkoudaidewangdachuishouli!
“chi!kuaichi!”linxiaoleyongburongzhiyideyanshenheyuqiminglingdao,shouzhiyonglizhizheneirouhe,“changchang!gennizhiqiankaode,buyiyang!”
wangdachuibeizheituruqilaide“touwei”nongdeshouzuwucuo。takanzheshoulizheikuaixingzhuangguguai、yanseshenhe、haidaizheguahenderoukuai,youkankanlinxiaoleneizhanghunhezhetongku、xingfenhejiduqidaidelian,weilibennengdiyizhenfanteng。zhei……nengchi?gangcaineiyaoguaichideshihoubiaoqingneimetongku……
danneiguqiyide、xianxianzhongjiazazheshanweideqixi,queshihetakaochulaidechunjiaohuweiyousuobutong。erqie,zheiyaoguaideyanshen……taiyouyapoganle!wangdachuiyiyaoya,yanjingyibi,daizheyizhongbenfuxingchangdebeizhuanggan,baneikuairouhezhenggesaijinlezuili。
“wu!”wangdachuidemeitoushunjianningchengleyigesigeda,saibangzigudong,biaoqingbilinxiaolegangcaihaiyaojingcaishibei!shan!zhenshan!xian!houxian!rouhairen!jiaodefeijing!
raner,jiuzaitaxiayishixiangtuchulaideshihou,neicucaodexianweirutongxiongyongdechaoshui,qiangxingchongshuazhetabeishanweibazhandeweilei。xianweizhixia,neisiweiruoquezhenshiderouwei,rutongnishuizhezhuazhudedaocao,wanqiangdichuandizheyigexinxi——zhei,shirou!shishude!shiyouweidaode!bushitazhiqiankaochulaideneizhongchulekujiaojiushishengxingdeguaiwu!
tajiannandijujiaozhe,lianshangdebiaoqingcongjidudetongku、xianqi,manmanbianchengleyizhongnanyizhixinde……kunhuo?zheiweidao……guai!zhenguai!youshanyouxian,kouganyecha……dan……danhaoxiang……haoxiangzhendenengchi?erqie,chixiaquzhihou,duzilinuanhonghongde,neizhongyinweijinghehejiedailaidexuruogan,sihu……beiyaxiaquleyidiandian?
“zen……zenmeyang?”linxiaolejinzhangdidingzhewangdachuidelian,shitucongtaniuqudebiaoqingzhongduchudaan。suirantadagainengcaidaoduifangdeganshou,dantaxuyaoqueren!querenzhei“gailiangban”zaigurenweijuetixilidedingwei!
wangdachuifeilidiyanxiazuihouyikou,zhangzhangdi、daizhenongzhongshanweidihuchuyikouqi,lianshangdebiaoqingfuzadexiangdafanlewuweiping。takankanlinxiaole,youkankananbanshangshengxiade“jiaotan”,zuihoumuguangluozaizijineizhicucaodedashoushang,fangfozaiquerengangcaichixiaqudedongxidaodishishenme。
“……”tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangshuoshenmekebodehua,danzuizhong,zai“yaoguai”neizhuozhuomuguangdebishixia,zhiwengshengwengqi、jiqibuqingyuandibiechujigezi:“hai……haixing……biande……qiangdianer。”shengyindidexiangwenzihengheng,daizhenongzhongdebiyinheyisibuyichajuedexiucan。
“qiangdianer?!”linxiaolechadiantiaoqilai。hezhishiqiangdianer?jianzhishiwuzhongcengmiandefeiyuehaoma!buguo,nengdedaozheige“haixing”depingjia,yijingzugoule!zheizhengmingletadesilushiduide!jishu,jiushililiang!
xinxinshunjianbaopeng!linxiaoleganjuezijiyouxingle!tazhizheanbanshangneikuaiwangudeshengyangrou,youzhilezhiwangdachuineiba“zuchuantiechi”,zuihouzhixiangneigepotaopenlibansibuhuodetanhuo,yanshenruilirudao:“kandaomei?jishu!huohou!shiguanjian!nineidui‘gouhuo’buxing!jiwonongdianxiangyangdetanhuo!yaowang!yaoyun!haiyouzheipodao!zheiwanyierqieroujiushifanzui!bixumo!like!mashang!”
tayibianhou,yibianshouwuzudaodibihuazhe:shuangshoulongzaiyiqi,zuochuhuoyanxiongxiongranshaodeyangzi(biaoshihuoyaowang);shouzhibinglong,zuochukuaisuqieroudedongzuo(biaoshidaoyaokuai);zuihouzhizheneiba“tiechi”,zuolegezaishitoushangmodedongzuo(biaoshimodao)。
wangdachuibeilinxiaolezheituruqilaide、chongmanminglingkouwende**yanshuonongdeyilengyileng。tasuiranzhitingdonglegedagai(huo、qie、mo),danduifangyanshenzhongdekuangreheburongzhiyi,rangtaxiayishididianlediantou。zheiyaoguai……haoxiangzhendedongkaorou?erqie……takaochulaidedongxi,suiranguai,danqueshi……nengchi?bizijideqiang?
yisiweiruoquezhenshidexiwang,rutongtanpenlijiangxiweixidehuoxing,zaiwangdachuixindiqiaoranfuran。yexu……yexugenzhezheiyaoguaigudaoyixia,zhenneng……maichuqu?
tabuzaiyouyu,likexingdongqilai。taxianshixiaoxinyiyidijiangtaopenlineixiebanranburan、maozheqiangrenyanqideliezhitankuaibonongleyixia,shiturangtamenshaodegengwangxie,danxiaoguoshenwei。tanaonaotou,xiangqiletanchedixiahaiyouyixiaodaibeiyongdemutan(tongyangshibianyihuose,danhaodaishigande)。taganjinbaneidaitandaochulai,benzhuodiwangtaopenlijia。
linxiaolekanzheneiduiheihuhu、daxiaobuyi、yikanjiuranshaozhibugaodeliezhimutan,youshiyizhenwuyu。zheihuo……nengxingma?suanle,jiangjiuba!
tadezhuyilihenkuaibeiwangdachuijiexialaidedongzuoxiyin。zhijianwangdachuinaqitaneiba“zuchuantiechi”,juranzhendezoudaoqiangjiaoyikuaibiaomianhaisuanpingzhengdeqingshitiaopangbian,dunxiashen,jiqirenzhendi……kaishimodao!
zhishineimodaodezishi……linxiaolezhikanleyiyan,jiutongkudiwuzhuleyanjing。
wangdachuishuangshoujinwodaobing,jiangneibahoudelipude“tiechi”pingpingdianzaishitoushang,ranhou……yongquanshendeliqi,xiangtuimoyiyang,yanzhetongyigefangxiang,hangchihangchidilaihuitui!dongzuobenzhuo,jiaoduwanquanbudui!yuqishuoshizaimodao,burushuoshizaiyongneibadao……moshitou!
“ting!tingshou!”linxiaoleganjuezijikuaiyaoxingengle,yigejianbuchongguoqu,yibaqiangguoneibabeizaotadegengjiacanburendudedao。daorenzaiqingshishangmoca,fachulingrenyasuande“gazhi”sheng,bieshuofenglile,liandianjinshuguangzedoumeimochulai,fanerzhanmanleshifen!
“dage!modaobushinizheiyangmode!”linxiaolejianzhiyaobengkuile,tazhizhedaoren,“jiaodu!yaoyoujiaodu!xiemian!xiemiandongbudong?yaozheiyang!”tayibianhou,yibianyongshoubihuazhedaorenyinggaiyumoshixingchengdeqingxiejiaodu。
wangdachuiyilianmangrandikanzhetabihua,xianranmeimingbai“xiemian”shishenmedongxi。tazhizhidaozubeidoushizheimemodaode。
linxiaolejuewangle。zhiwangzheigelianmodaodoubuhuidehanhuozaiduanshijianneitigongyibanengyongdedao,jianzhishitianfangyetan!shijianjinpo,tae!duzilideneidian“gailiangbanjiaotanrouhe”dailaidenuanyizhengzaixunsuxiaotui,gengqiangliedejieganrutongchaoshuibanyonglai。
tamuguangzaicisaoguotanche,luozaineixiebeiguadiaojiaohu、xiangduixiaokuaide“rouhe”shang。buxing,zheixie“cancipin”genbenbugousaiyafeng,erqieweidaotaizhemoren。tademuguangzuizhongyouluohuileneikuaiwangude、wanzhengdeshengyangroushang。
qiebudong?shengkao?bu!yidingyoubanfa!
yigejiqidadan、shenzhiyouxiehuangdandeniantou,rutongshandianbanpijinlinxiaoledenaohai。tamengdimoxiangzijichongfengyidekoudai!neigezaichuanyueshibeitaxiayishisisizuanzhude、bazhangdaxiaode、chendiandiandejinshufangkuai——tadebeiyongdahuoji!(zippofangfengkuan,gangjiamanyoubujiu,shitachuanyueqianzhunbeiwanshangchutanshiyongde!)
xiandaishenqi!zuihoudexiwang!
“huochuqule!”linxiaoleyiyaoya,yanshenbiandewubijuejue。tabuzailihuihaizaigenmoshijiaojingdewangdachui,yibazhuaqianbanshangneikuaiyounideshengyangrou,lingyizhishouzejinjinzuanzhulekoudailidedahuoji。
taxuyaoyigegengzhijie、gengkekongdehuoyuan!yigenengrangtajingzhunbawohuohou,kuaisuchulizheikuaiwangushengroudehuoyuan!
linxiaoleshenxiyikouqi,daizheyizhongjinhubeizhuangdeyishigan,jiangneikuaishengyangroujudaotaopentanhuoshangfangbuyuanchu。tazuoshouwenwentuozhuroukuai,youshouzehuanhuandicongkoudailitaochuleneigeyinguangshanshan、daizhebinglengjinshuzhigandedahuoji。
“咔哒!”
yishengqingcui、yueer、chongmanxiandaigongyemeigandejinshukaigaisheng,zaichongchizheliezhitanhuopipashengheshijingcaozadebeijingyinzhong,xianderucituwu,ruci……shensheng!
zhengzhunbeijixu“modao”dewangdachuibeizheiqiyideshengxiangxiyin,xiayishiditaiqitou。
xiayimiao,takandaolerangtabishengnanwang、zuyidianfutasuoyourenzhidejingxiang!
zhijianneige“yaoren”shouzhong,wozheyigetacongweijianguode、zaoxingqiyi、shanshuozheshenmiyinguangde……xiaohezi?suizhenei“yaoren”muzhiqingqingyibo——
“嚓!”
yicujuhuangse、wending、tiaoyue、chongmanlebukesiyishengminglidehuomiao,rutongpingkongdanshengdejingling,congneiyinsexiaohededingduan,zhouranshengtengerqi!
neihuomiao!chunjing!wending!meiyouyisiheiyan!buxiangtanhuoneibanpiaohubuding、yanqiqiangren!tajiuzaineili,jingjingdi、jiaoaodiranshaozhe,sanfazheyizhonglingrenxinjide、chuncuide“huo”zhililiang!
“shen……shenhuo!”wangdachuidenaozi“weng”deyisheng,shunjianyipiankongbai!tashuangtuiyiruan,“putong”yishengzhijietanzuozailedishang,shouzhongde“tiechi”guangdangyishengdiaozaiqingshibanshang。tashuangyandengdejihuyaoliekai,zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigequantou,lianshangxuesetunjin,zhishengxiajizhidekongjuhewufalijiedezhenhan!
tianhuo!zheishizhenzhengdetianhuo!zheiyaoren……bujinnengzhaohuantianhuo(zaxialaineici),hainengbazheitianhuo……xunfuzaizhangxin?!yongyigeyinsedexiaohezi?!zhei……zheiyijingbushiyaoguaile!zheishi……zheishihuoshenxiafan?!haishi……yanwangyepailaishoutade?
judadekongjurutongbinglengdechaoshui,shunjianyanmeilewangdachui。tahunshendoudexiangshaikang,liangundaipadixiangwanghousuo,queyinweituiruanzenmeyenuobudong,zhinengtanzaineili,yongyizhongkanshenzhi(huomogui)deyanshen,sisidingzhelinxiaoleshouzhongneicutiaoyuedejuhuangsehuoyan,houlonglifachuhehede、rutongpofengxiangbandechouqisheng。
linxiaolewanquanmeizhuyidaowangdachuideyizhuang。cike,tadequanbuxinshendoujizhongzaishouzhongderoukuaihedahuojidehuoyanshang。jieheduijishudezhizhe,rangtahulvelezhouzaodeyiqie。
tazuoshouwenwendituozheneikuaishilulu、sanfazheshanweideshengyangrou,youshouzexiaoxindidiaozhengzhedahuojihuoyandejiaoduhejuli,rangneichunjing、wendingdejuhuangsehuomiao,junyunditianshizheroukuaidebiaomian!
“滋啦——!”
shengrouyuhuoyanjiechudeshunjian,shuifenbeijijuzhengfa,fachuyizhenduancuerxiangliangdebaoxiang!yigudaizheshengxingqideshuiqishengtengerqi!
linxiaoleyanshenzhuanzhudekepa,shouwanjiqiwendingdihuanhuanyidongzheroukuai,ranghuoyanjunyundilveguoroukuaidemeiyigemian。tazaijinxingzuijichude、yeshizuiguanjiande——**fengbiansuozhi**!
xiandaikaoroujishudehexinzhiyi!yongshunjiandegaowen,kuaisuzhikaorouleibiaomian,shidanbaizhixunsubianxingninggu,xingchengyicengjiaohesedewaiqiao,suozhuneibuderouzhihefengwei!zheikansijiandandecaozuo,quexuyaojingzhundehuohoubakonghewendingdeshoufa!
juhuangsedehuoyanwenrou(xiangduitanhuoeryan)erwendingdibaoguozheroukuai。zailinxiaolejingzhundekongzhixia,yangroudebiaomianyirouyankejiandesudufashengzheshenqidebianhua:shiluludeshengrousexunsutunqu,querdaizhideshiyizhongyourende、daizheyouguangdeqianjinse!bianyuanchukaishiweiweijuanqu,sanfachuyizhong……yuzhiqianchuncuishengxingweijieranbutongde、gengjianongyu、gengjiazhijiedezhikaoxiangqi!
zheixiangqi,suiranyijiujiazazheyangshandedizi,danqizhongneishuyugaowenmeiladefanyingchanshengde、lingrenyuyuedejiaoxiangrouwei,zhengzaiyiyizhongbadaodefangshi,xunsuzengqiang!tachuantouleliezhimutandeyanxunqi,chuantoulezhiqiancanliudejiaohuwei,rutongyibawuxingdegouzi,kaishiqiaoqiaoliaobozhekongqi!
tanzaidishangdewangdachui,bizibushoukongzhidichoudongleyixia。tayijiuchenjinzai“shenhuo”dailaidejudakongjuzhong,shentihaizaibushoukongzhidizhandou。danneilvzuanrubiqiangde、daizheqiyijiaoxiangderouwei……hetazhiqianwenguoderenheweidaodoubutong!meiyouqiangrendeyanxun,meiyounongliedejiaohu,zhiyouyizhong……chuncuide、reliede、fangfolaizihuoyanbenshende……rouxiang?
zhei……zheishigangcaineikuaishengroufachulaide?beinei“shenhuo”yiliao,jiu……jiubiandezheimexiangle?wangdachuidedanaochedidangjile。kongju、zhenhan、yijiyizhongbeidianfurenzhidemangran,hunzazheneiyuelaiyueqingxi、yuelaiyuegourenderouxiang,rangtatanzaineili,xianggebeishiledingshenfademuou。
linxiaolequanshenguanzhu。tazixiguanchazheroukuaibiaomiandeyansebianhua,ganshouzhehuoyandewendu。chabuduole!fengbianwancheng!zaikaoxiaqu,neibujiuyaoguoshengle!
tamuzhiyisong,“ca”deyishengqingxiang,neicuwendingranshaodejuhuangseshenhuo,shunjianximie,suohuileneigebinglengdeyinsexiaoheli。zhenggeguochengkuairushandian,ganjingliluo。
yikuaibichengnian**toulvexiao、biaomianchengxianchupiaoliangjunyundeqianjinjiaohese、bianyuanweiweijuanqu、zheng“zizi”maozhexixiaoyoupaodeyangroukuai,chuxianzailinxiaoleshouzhong!reqitengteng,sanfazheyizhongyuanshieryourendezhikaoxiangqi!suiranyijiunengwendaoshanwei,dancike,neijiaoxiangderouweiyijingchengweilejueduidezhudao!
chengle!jichudehuohouchuliwancheng!linxiaoleyanzhongshanguoyisixingfendeguangmang。suirantiaojianjianloudaojizhi(meiyoudaoqiekuai,meiyouxiangliaoazhi,zhiyouzuiyuanshidezhikao),danzheikuairoude“dizi”,yijingbeitayongxiandaijishuqiangxingtishenglehaojigedangci!
tapobujidaidizaicinieqiwangdachuineigecubuyandai(wangdachuicikewanquanbuganzuzhi),zheici,tashaoweidafangleyidian,nieleshaoduodeyixiaocuohuibaicuyan,junyundi、xixidisazaineikuaiguntangyourende、sanfazhejiaoxiangderoukuaibiaomian!
“zila……zila……”
yanlijiechuguntangroumiandeshengyingengjiamijiyueer,yigugengjianongyu、daizhexianxianqixidezhengqiniaoniaoshengqi,shunjianjiangneiyourenderouxiangyoutuishangleyigetaijie!
linxiaoleyanlekoutuomo,jieganrutongmengshoubanpaoxiao。tagubushangtang,yegubushangpangbianneigehaitanzaidishang、yanshendaizhidewangdachui,zhangzuijiuduizheneikuaijiaoxiangsiyideroukuai,henhendiyaoleyidakou!
yachichuantouweijiaosucuidebiaoceng,neibushiguntang、shirun、daizhejingrendanxingderouzhi!culidexianweishunjianzaikouzhongbaokai,qiangshidizhonghezheyangshandediwei!erneijingguojingzhunhuohouzhikaochanshengde、nongyuchuncuidejiaoxiangrouwei,rutongxiongyongdelangchao,shunjianxijuanlesuoyoudeweilei!
“唔——!!!”
yishengmanzudaojinhu**detanxi,bushoukongzhidiconglinxiaolehoulongshenchuyichu。tabizheyan,lianshangluchulechuanyueyilaidiyigezhenzhengyiyishang、chuncuiyoushiwudailaide、jiduxiangshouhexingfudebiaoqing!
香!真他娘的香!
suiranshanweiyijiucunzai(quefaquxingshouduan),suiranxianweicucaodanyi(zhiyoucuyan),suiranrouzhiyinweizhengkuaikaozhierneibushaoxianren(meiyouqiekuaiazhi),danzheiguzuiyuanshi、zuikuangye、zuizhijiedehuoyanyuroujiaorongchanshengdejiaoxiang,zheibaomanfengyingderouzhi,zheiculiqueqiadaohaochujifachurouweidexianxian……jianzhishitaliangbeizichiguozui“yexing”、zui“chuncui”dekaoroutiyan!shishengcunyujieshuangzhongyalixia,beijishudianliangdeweijueqiji!
taihaochile!genzheikuairoubiqilai,gangcaineikuai“gailiangbanjiaotanrouhe”jianzhijiushilaji!
linxiaolesanxiawuchuer,rutongesiguitoutai,jikoujiujiangneiquantoudaderoukuaikendezhishengxiaguangliuliudegutou。tayiyouweijinditianletianzhanmanyouzhiheyanlideshouzhi,ganjueyigunuanliucongweilishengqi,xunsuqusanleshentidepibeihehanyi,liandaizhekanzheigezaoxindegudaishijiedoushunyanlebushao。
tamanzudihuchuyikoudaizhenongyurouxiangdereqi,zheicaiyougongfukanxiangpangbian。
zhijianwangdachuiyijiutanzuozaidishang,danlianshangdebiaoqingyijingcongchuncuidekongjuhezhenhan,bianchengleyizhonghunhezhejiduzhenjing、wufalijiehe……nongliedaojihuhuaweishizhidehaoqiyukewang!
tadeyanjing,xianglianggetanzhaodeng,sisididingzhelinxiaoleshouzhongneigenbeikendeganganjingjing、haimaozhereqideyanggutou!neiyanshen,chongmanleduigangcaineiguqiyixiangqidetanlan,yijiduinei“shenhuo”liliangdewujinjingweihe……yisisifengkuangdexiangwang?
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linxiaolekanzhewangdachuineifushihunluopoyouchanxianyudideyangzi,zaikankanzijishouzhongneigenguangliuliudegutou,yigeniantourutongshandianbanhuaguonaohai。
tazuijiaogouqiyimojiaoxiade、daizhejueduizixindexiaorong。tawanyao,jianqiwangdachuidiaozaidishangdeneiba“zuchuantiechi”,dianliangleyixia,ranhouzoudaoanbanqian,zhizheneikuaishengxiade、wangudeshengyangrou,youzhilezhitaopenliyijiubansibuhuodetanhuo,zuihou,muguangrujudikanxiangtanzuozaidi、yanshenzhigougoudewangdachui。
tabuzaixuyaofuzadebihua。
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tadeyanshenruilirudao,shengyinbuda,quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyide、fangfolaizihuoyanzhishendezhiyi:
“你!起来!”
“生火!要旺!”
“肉!给我!”
“看好了——”
“laozijiaoni,shenmejiaozhenzhengdekaorou!”
**(xuannianjiewei)**
linxiaoledeshengyinzaimimanzhexinshengrouxiangheliezhitanhuoqidekongqizhonghuidang,daizheyizhongburongzhiyideweiyan。tanzuozaididewangdachui,shentimengdiyizhan,fangfobeineishengyinzhongyunhandehuoyanzhilitangleyixia。tataitou,duishanglinxiaoleneishuangranshaozhejishukuangrehejueduizixindeyanjing,youxiayishidipieleyiyanduifangsuiyiwozaishouli、neigenengzhaohuanbingxunfu“shenhuo”deyinsexiaohe。
judadekongjuyijiupanjuzaixinkou,xiangyikuaibinglengdeshitou。dancike,lingyizhonggengyuanshi、gengqiangliedechongdong,rutongdidibenyongdeyanjiang,zhengwanqiangdichongjizhezheikuaijianbing——neishibeigangcaineiguqiyirouxiangchedigouqide、shenrugusuidejiegan!yijiduinei“shenhuo”liliangwufayizhide、jinhubennengdejingweiyu……kewang!
“gululu……”wangdachuideduzi,zaisijizhongfachuleyishengxiangliangde、chongmankewangdehongming,zaizheijijingdejiaoluoxiandegewaiqingxi。
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“hu……hu……”wangdachuidehuxibiandecuzhongqilai。tazhengzhazhe,yongneishuanghaizaiweiweizhandoude、bumanhoujiandedashou,chengzhulebinglengchaoshidedimian。yici,liangci……tayaozheya,etouqingjinbaoqi,zhongyu,yaoyaohuanghuangdi、jiqijiannandicongdishangzhanleqilai!
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“hao!”linxiaolediheyisheng,buzaifeihua。tajiangneibahaowuyongchude“tiechi”suishoudiuzaianbanshang,fachu“kuangdang”yishengxiang。tazuoshouzaicishenxiangneikuaiwangudeshengyangrou,youshouzejiqiziran、fangfoyanlianguoqianbaiciban,zaiciwojinleneigebinglengdejinshufangkuai——dahuoji!
tademuzhi,xiguanxingdi、daizheyizhongxingyunliushuibandemeigan,qingqingdazailedahuojidegunlunshang。
raner,jiuzaitazhunbeizaicibodonggunlun,zhaohuanneijuhuangsedeshenhuojinglingshi——
“咔哒……嘶……”
yishengqingweide、daizhedianzuzhigandejinshumocashengxiangqi。
neicushuxide、wendingdejuhuangsehuoyan,bingmeiyourutongyuqibanshunjianyuechu。
dahuojidingduan,zhimaochuleyixiaocuweiruoderutongfengzhongcanzhubande、lanyouyoudexiaohuomiao,shanshuoleliangxia,fachu“pu”deyishengqingxiang,suiji……chediximie!
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“kada……kada……”
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没……没气了?!
linxiaoledexin,rutongbeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanzhu,shunjianchendaolebinglengdegudi!tamengdixiangqilai——chuanyueqian,tazhengzhunbeiwanshangchutan,queshigangjizheigebeiyongjijiamanyoubujiu!danshi!danshigangcaiweilefengbianneikuaishengrou,tazhishaochixuranshaolejiangjinbanfenzhong!zipposuiranfangfeng,danchixuranshaodehaoyouliang……yuanchaotadeyugu!
完了!
tazuihoudedipai,weiyideyizhang,ganggangzhenshezhuwangdachui、dianranhezuoxiwangdeshenqi……ranliaohaojinle!
linxiaoledelianse“shua”deyixiabiandecanbai。tajiangyingditaiqitou,kanxiangganggangzhengzhazhezhanqilai、yanzhonghairanshaozhejieyuyisifengkuangqidaidewangdachui。
wangdachuiyelengzhule。tayanzhengzhengkanzhenei“yaoren”bainongzheneigeyinsehezi,quezaiyezhaohuanbuchuneilingtakongjuyoukewangde“shenhuo”。talianshangdebiaoqing,congqidai,manmanbianchenglekunhuo,ranhou……yisibeiyunongdefennuheganggangbeiqiangxingyaxiaqudekongju,rutongdusheban,zaicichanraoshangtadeyanmou。
“ni……nideshenhuoni?”wangdachuideshengyinsiya,daizhenongzhongdehuaiyihezhongxinshengtengdejuyi,taxiayishidihoutuilebanbu,muguangzailinxiaolecanbaidelianheneigebuzaipenhuodeyinsehezizhijianjingyibudingdisaoshi,“ni……nizaishuaan?”
binglengdejuewang,rutongbianliangchengchudongdehanfeng,shunjianchuantoulelinxiaoledanbodechongfengyi,cirugusui。
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