人在小巷，我怼天怼地怼老登
《人在小巷，我怼天怼地怼老登》 小说介绍
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zhuangxiaosutingjianzhoubianyipiancaoza，mengdizhengkaiyanjing，lengzhule。
nanhaixinaosheng，darenliaotiansheng，laorenzaifanzhuoshangzezechengqideshengyinyongshangerduo。
“alingzaichufangmangleyixiawu，xinkule。”zhongjiandelaorendao。
huanglingshoujiaomalidibahongzaoshougaofangzaixiaofangzhuodezhongjian，xiaozheqianxu：
“不辛苦，妈。”
不辛苦……
吗？
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她哪一点比男人差？
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mamazuolezheimeduohuo，pingshenmemamahe**bunengshangzhuo，yaoquchufangchishengcai？
“dui！zheiduimamabugongping！”
图南站起来大声说。
“我也支持妈妈！”
zhuangxiaotingbaozhulehuanglingdedatui。
huanglinggandongdereleiyingkuang。
haihaoyoutamenzheixiehaohaizi。