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diyizhang：binglengdeyuzhaolinwanbazuihouyishaowenredezhoudidaojianglinzuibianshi，tapiantouduokaile，
muguangshizhongnianzaiwengwengzhendongdeshoujishang。pingmuliangqi，yigemingziyishanerguo——suqing。
linwandeshoujiangzaibankong，xinzangyegenzheneizhendongyiqichenchenxiazhui。
neiwantashouzheshaguoxiaoxinweilesangexiaoshidejunguzhou，cikemaozheweiruodereqi，
quenuanbuletazhouranbingliangdeshouzhi。taweichuxuezhuyuansantian，tayibujiedaidipeilesantian。
tatudehuntianandishi，shitayibianbianqingliwuhui，yongwenmaojintitacashietouhebojing；tayintengtongquansuoshi，
shitazhengyewozhetabingliangdeshou，shituchuandiyidianweibuzudaodenuanyi。kejiuzaigangcai，
hushihuanyaoshisuikoukualeju“nitaitaizhenxixin”，tabizheyan，xiangshimeitingjian，xiahexianbengdejinjinde。
shoujizaicixiangqi，zheicitajiele，shengyinshikeyiyadiderouhe，
yutashuohuashiguanyoudelengdanjieranbutong：“ng，nidaole？……lushangxinkuma？……hao，worangrenqujieni。
”liaoliaoshuyu，neifenzangbuzhudeguanqiequexiangxizhen，zhajinlinwandeermo。guaduandianhua，
takanxianghaijuzheshaozidelinwan，meitouxiguanxingdicuqi，daizheyisibuyichajuedefanzao：“biemangle，
shoushiyixia，wanshanghuilaozhaichifan。”yuqipingchang，quedaizheyizhongbutongxunchangdejinbeng，
fangfoyoushenmezhongyaodeshiqingjijiangfasheng，erzheijianshi，yutawuguan。linwanmomoshouhuishou，wanyanguntang，
quebujitazhijianchuanlaide，neidianbinglengdema。taditoukanzhewanlizhujianshiquwendudezhou，
fangfokandaolezijizheishinianzhujianlengquedereqing。tazhidao，suqinghuilaile。neigemingzi，xiangyidaomozhou，
guanchuanletahejianglinzaiyiqidezhenggeshinian。zaitazuijiudeninanli，zaitashiyidechenmoli，
shenzhizaitaouerwangzhetachushen、queyouxunsuyikaidemuguangli，wuchubuzai。tazhidao，youshenmedongxi，
yaobianle。erqie，shichaozhetawufakongzhi、yewufawanhuidefangxiang。
dierzhang：“yijiaren”dewancanneiwanzuizhongmeinengweichuqudezhou，manmanliangtouzaichuangtoujushang，
ningchuyicengnihuademo。linwanchenmodishoushizhewanshao，dongzuohenqing，taocipengzhuangdeshengyinjihuweibukewen，
xiangshipajingraoleshenme。jianglinyijingxiankaibeizixiachuang，jinguanlianseyinshixuehaiyouxiecangbai，
dandongzuojianyijinghuifuleguanyoude、burongzhihuideliluo。tazoujinyushi，guanshangmen，
limianhenkuaichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng，yangailekenengcunzaide、suoyouweimiaodeqingxu。
linwanduanzheliangtoudezhouzhanzaibingfangzhongyang，xiaodushuideweidaowukongburu，zuanjinbiqiang，
hunzhexindineiguhuizhibuqudeliangyi。
laozhai……taxiangqineizuoweiyubanshan、zhuangxiushehuaqueyongyuanxiandekongkuangbinglengdezhaizi，
—neiweiyongyuanzhuangrongjingzhi、yanshentiaotideguifuren——meicikantashineizhongshenshide、daizhedandanbiyidemuguang。
meiciqulaozhai，douxiangshiyichangrennailidekaoyan。erjintian，yinweisuqingdeguilai，
zheichangkaoyankongpahuijiabeijiannan。shuishengtingle，jianglincazhetoufazouchulai，fashaodizheshui，luozaibinghaofulingkou，
yinkaishensedehenji。tameikanta，
jingzhizoudaoyijuqiannachuzijidechangfu——yijianyuntiedebaisechenshanhejiancaihetidexiku。
“ni……yishengjianyizaiguanchayitian。”linwanhaishimeirenzhu，dishengshuoleyiju，shengyinganse。“sibule。
”tayuqidanmo，liluodihuanshangchenshan，kouziyisibugoudixidaolingkou，zhezhulebingfangdehenji，
yezhongxinpishangletajiangshizongcaideshenfenwaiqiao，“suqingganghuilai，madeyisi，yijiarenyiqichidunfan，
jitajiefeng。”yijiaren。linwanchuixiayan，kanzhezijizhijianbeiwanbiantangchudeneidianhonghen，xianzaiyijingbutengle，
zhiliuxiayigeqianqiandeyinzi。tazaizheige“jia”li，suanshenmeni？shinianle，congqingsedaochengshu，
zuihaodenianhuadouhaozaizheili，quehaoxiangshizhongshigewairen，yigekeyoukewudebaishe。huiqudelushang，
cheliqifenyayi。jianglinkaozheyibeibimuyangshen，meiyujiandaizhebinghoudepibei，
danjinmindezuijiaoquexieluleyisi……linwanshuobuqingdaobumingdeqidai？shiweilejiandaosuqingma？tabuganshenxiang，
zhuantoukanxiangchuangwaifeisudaotuidejiejing，chengshidenihongchushang，liuguangyicai，goulechufanhuadelunkuo，
queyisiyezhaobujintaxindidehuian。laozhaidenghuotongming，wanrubaizhou。tamengangdaomenkou，
jiutingdaolimianchuanlaiyizhenrongqiadexiaoyu，qizhongjiazazheyigeqingcuiyueer、jiuweiqueyoukegushuxidenvsheng。
jianglinjiaobujibukechadidunleyixia，suijijiakuaibufazoulejinqu，shenzhiwangledengyidenggenzaitashenhoudelinwan。
linwangenzaitahoumian，xianggechenmodeyingzi，yibubutaruneikansiwennuan、shizebinglengderenaozhizhong。ketingli，
jiangmuzhengqinredilazhesuqingdeshouzuozaiangguidejinkoushafashangshuohua，
lianshangshilinwancongweijianguode、zhenqieercanlandexiaorong。suqingchuanzheyishenjingzhideoufenselianyiqun，
chendejifushengxue，zhangfaweijuan，zhuangrongwanmei，jinianbujian，tatunquledangniandeqingse，
gengtianlejifenchengshuzixindefengyun，cikezhengyanxiaoyanyan，buzhishuoleshenme，doudejiangmukaihuaidaxiao。
kandaojianglinjinlai，suqingyanjingyiliang，likezhanqishen，dongzuoyouyayoubushiqinqie，
shengyindaizheqiadaohaochudejingxiheguanqie：“alin！nizenmeyangle？liansehaizheimecha，tingshuoniweichuxuezhuyuan，
kedanxinsiwole！”taziranerrandizoushangqian，shenshouxiangqupengjianglindeetou，xiangshiyaoshishitiwen，
dongzuoshurendefangfotamencongweifenkaiguo。jianglinmeiyouduokai，fanerweiweiqingshenpeiheleyixia，
shengyinshiqiansuoweiyoudewenhe，shenzhidaizheyidianbuyichajuedezongrong：“meishile，xiaomaobing，biedanxin。
”tamuguangluozaisuqinglianshang，neilimianyouyizhonglinwanhenjiuhenjiuweicengjianguodezhuanzhu。
linwanjiuzhanzaijianglinshenhouyibuyuandedifang，xianggetoumingdebaishe。suqingfangfozheicaikandaota，
xiaorongyijiuwanmeiwuxia，daizheyisishulide、shuyushenglizhedelimao：“linwanjie，haojiubujianle，
xinkunizhaogualin。”neisheng“jie”jiaodeziran，quewuxingzhonghuaqinglejiexian。“yinggaide。
”linwantingdaozijideshengyinganbabadihuiying，xiangshiyitaishengxiudejiqi。wancandeqifen，biaomianhexie，
neiliqueanliuyongdong。zhangzhangdecanzhuoshangbaimanlejingzhidecaiyao，jiangmubutingdijisuqingjiacai，
hualihuawaidoushiduitazheixienianzaiguowaifazhandezanshang，yijiduitahuiguodingjudexinxi。“haishisuqingdongshi，
zhidaohuilaifazhan，buxiangyouxieren，zhizhidaoshouzheyanqianyimusanfendi。
”jiangmuyiyousuozhidipielelinwanyiyan。suqingyingduideti，bushiqiaomiaodipengyipengjiangmu，
youhanxudibiaodaduiguonei、duijianglinshiyedeguanxin。“ayininguojiangle，woyeshixiangkankanguoneidejihui。
alinxianzaibagongsizuodezheimeda，shenbianmeigezhigenzhidi、nengbangchenderenzenmexing？youxiechanghe，
haishixuyaotimianrenchumiande。”tashuozhe，yanboliuzhuan，ruoyousiwudisaoguojianglin。jianglinditouchizhecai，
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lilifenming，queweitongjiaola。takanzhecanzhuozhongyangneipanyoumendaxia，xiangqijianglinweibuhao，chixiarongyibushi，
taconglaidouhuixixindibangtabohao，zhanshangyidiandiancu。ercike，
suqingzhengxiaozheshuoqiguowaimougepaimaihuidequwen，shunshouzitaiyouyadiboleyizhixia，
jiqizirandifangdaolejianglinmianqiandediezili。“changchangzheige，henxinxian。”suqingxiaozheshuo。
jianglindongzuodunledun，ranhou，jiaqilai，chile。meiyouyisiyouyu。neiyike，
linwanjuedexiongkouxiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzaoleyixia，menmendeteng，jihurangtachuanbuguoqi。tamengdidixiatou，
sisidingzhewanlixuebaidemifan，payanlidesuansehejijiangbengkuideqingxuhuibushoukongzhidiyongchulai。
zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，liuxiajigeyueyaxingdehonghen。shinianle。tapeitazhuguolouyudedixiashi，
xiatianmenredongtianyinleng；zaitabeisuoyouhezuohuobanbeiqi、zhongpanqinlishi，shitajiandingdizhanzaitashenbian，
gaosuta“meiguanxi，womenkeyizhongtouzailai”；taweichuxuetudetianhundian，shitayibianbianqingliwuhui，
bumianbuxiushouzhetazhidaotianliang，tamihujianzuanzhetadeshou，handequeshi“qingqing，
biezou”；tachuangyechuqizijinlianduanlie，jiaotoulane，shitamanzheta，toutouqumaileliangcixue，
couleyibibusuanduo、quezuyijieranmeizhijideqianjita，tanadaoqianshizhiwenleju“ninalaide”，
tatangsaishuoshizhaopengyoujiede，tayejiumeizaizhuiwen，zhuanshentourutadeshanghaifuchen。
neixiejiannande、kanbudaoguangderizi，shitalinwan，yongzijideqingchun、rexuehehaowubaoliudeai，
peizhetayicunyicunaoguolaide。tayiwei，jiusuanshikuaishitou，yegaiwurele。kesuqingyihuilai，suoyouzheixie，
tashiniandefuchuhepeiban，haoxiangdoubiandeqingpiaopiaode，buzhiyiti，xiangyigekexiaodexiaohua。
disanzhang：rangweifanhou，jiangmulazhesuqingqupiantingkanxinpaidezhubaotuce，shangliangzhedinghunyanshangpeidainataoheshi，
jianglinyegenzhequle。linwanyigerenliuzaikongkuangdeyouxieherendeketing，yongrenguolaichenmodishoushicanju，
yanshenlidaizhejifenbuyichajuedetongqing，zheitongqingbichaofenggengrangtanankan。tazoudaoyuanzili，wanfengchuilai，
daizhechuxiazhiwudeqingxinqixi，quechuibusanxintoudezhimenheneihuizhibuqudeexingan。
shenhouchuanlaichenwendejiaobusheng，shijianglin。tadianleyizhiyan，xinghongdehuodianzaiyeselimingmingmiemie，
xiangtacikenanyizhuomodexinqing。“linwan，”taxileyikouyan，shengyinzaiyanwuliyouxiemohu，
quedaizheyizhongxiadingjuexindeqingxi，“womentantan。”tazhuanguoshen，kanzhetabeiyanwulongzhaodecelian，
dengdaizhetajiexialaidehua。xinlineidianweiruode、lianzijidoutuoqideqidai，xiangfengzhongdecanzhu，pinmingyaoyezhe，
quejijiangximie。“suqinghuilaile。”tazhongfulejintianzaibingfanglishuoguodehua，danzheici，yuqigengjiaqingxi，
daizheyizhongrushizhongfude、shenzhishipobujidaideyiwei，“nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenme。”linwanmeishuohua，
zhishijingjingdikanzheta，xiangcongtalianshangzhaodaoyisiyihaodekuijiuhuoburen，danshimeiyou。
tadeyanshenlengjingdejinhucanku。tadanledanyanhui，
muguangkanxiangyuanchuheiququde、xiangzhengzhecaifuyudiweideshuying，
sihuzheiyangnengrangtagengrongyishuochukou：“dangchuwomenzaiyiqi，hendachengdushangshiyinwei……womendouchuyudigu，
huxiangqunuan。”tadunledun，sihuzaizhenzhuoyongci，“woshiqulesuqing，
ni……nineishihouyexuyaoyigeyikao。xianzai，yiqiedouhuidaozhengguile。suqinghuilaile，
womenzhijian……”huxiangqunuan？linwanzaixinlikuxiao，neixiaoyidaizhexuexingwei。
conglaidoushitaranshaozijiwennuanta，zaitabingfengdeshijielitulaodihezheqi，hecengbeitazhenzhengwennuanguo？
tasuoweide“yikao”，buguoshizaitaxuyaoshiqiahaochuxiandeyigeyingzi。“suoyini？
”tatingdaozijideshengyin，pingjingdekepa，fangfozaitaolunbierendeshiqing。“suoyi，”tazhuanguotou，
zhongyukanxiangta，yanshenlimeiyoulewangridelengmo，querdaizhideshiyizhongjinhucanrendelengjinghelisuodangran，
“womenlihunba。suqingta……tayinggaizaiwoshenbian。nigaibaweizhirangchulaile。
”“rangchulai……”linwanqingqingzhongfuzhezheisangezi，xiangshizaijujiaoyimeiguozhetangyidekuguo，tangyihuajin，
zhishengxiamanzuidekusehechuanchangduyao。duomeqingqiaodesangezi。fangfotazhanzhedebushiqizidemingfen，
ershigonggongqicheshangdeyigezuowei，yuanzhulaile，tajiudeshiqudizhanqilaizoukai。“tiaojiansuinikai。
”jianglinbuchongdao，yuqigongshigongban，xiangshizaichuliyibiwuguanjinyaodezichanqingsuan，“fangzi，chezi，qian，
zhiyaonitichulai，wodoumanzuni。shizhongxinneitaogongyu，huozhechengjiaoneidongbieshu，doukeyijini。
suanshiwo……duinizheishiniandebuchang。”buchang？shinianqingchun，shinianhaowubaoliudefuchu，
yiketaoxintaofeizuizhongbeiniandefensuidexin，yongshenmebuchang？
yongzheixielengbingbingde、haowushengmingdegangjinshuiniheshuzima？takanzheyanqianzheigeshuxiyoumoshengdenanren，
kanzhetameiyujianneidianyinweijijiangyinghuibaiyueguangernanyiyanshideqingsongheqidai，turanjuedewubipibei，
yizhongcongguzilitouchulaide、shenrugusuidepibei。zhenglun，kunao，zhiwen，doumeiyouyiyile。tadexin，
congweizaitazheilitingliuguo。“hao。”tatingdaozijishuo。meiyourenheyouyu，meiyoukunao，meiyouzhiwen，
shenzhilianyinliangdoumeiyoutigaoyifenbei。zhiyouyigezi。qingxi，gancui，liluo。jianglinsihulengleyixia，
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shituyongwuzhilaidixiaoneixindeneiyidiandianbushi，cikedouduzailehoulongli，xiandeduoyuerkexiao。
“woshenmedoubuyao。”linwanjixushuo，shengyinqingdexiangtanxi，queyoudaizheyizhongzhandingjietiede、juejuedelidu，
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jianbangwufakongzhidiweiweizhandou。danmeiyouyanlei，yanjinggansedefateng，
xiangshisuoyoudeshuifendouzaiguoqushinianlibeihaojinle。xinsile，yuanlaishizheizhongganjue。bushisixinliefeidetong，
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xietachuyukuijiu、huoshiouerxingzhi、huoshiweileyingfumouxiechangheermaijitadezhubao、mingpaibao、angguiyiwu，
tayijianmeipeng，yijiuzhengqidiliuzaiyimaojianyuanlaideweizhi，xiangshiwushengdechaonong。
tazhidaizoulejijianzijimaide、chuanguanledeshushiyiwu，jibenjingchangfankandejiushu，
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nachuleyigexiaoxiaode、kanqilaiyouxieniantoudetiepibingganhe，hezishangyinzhezaoyitunsedekatongtuan，
yuzheijianzhuangxiuxiandaideshehuashufanggegeburu。taxiaoxinyiyidiyongshoucalecahezishangbingbucunzaidehuichen，
ranhousaijinlexinglixiangdejiaceng。neilimiandedongxi，shitashinianhuangtangaiqingdejianzheng，