他用十年把我变成笑话林间阁主-著

小说简介

linjiangezhudexiaoshuo《tayongshinianbawobianchengxiaohua》yiqijingcaideqingjieheshenduderenwukehuaxiyinleguangdaduzhe。gushizhong，linwanjianglinsuqingjinglileyiduanlingrennanwangdelvcheng，faxianlezijineizaidelilianghejiazhi。tongguomianduikunnanhetiaozhan，linwanjianglinsuqingzhujianbaituoshufu，zhanxianchuwuxiandeqianli。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlexiwangyuchengzhang，gejueleneigetaaileshinian、quezhongjiushijinghuashuiyuedenanren，tacaiyunxuzijizhongzhongdikaozaifangxiangpanshang，jianbangwufakongzhidiweiweizhandou。danmeiyouyanlei，yanjinggan……bijiangjiduzheliuxiashenkedeyinxiang。

精彩章节

diyizhang：binglengdeyuzhaolinwanbazuihouyishaowenredezhoudidaojianglinzuibianshi，tapiantouduokaile，

muguangshizhongnianzaiwengwengzhendongdeshoujishang。pingmuliangqi，yigemingziyishanerguo——suqing。

linwandeshoujiangzaibankong，xinzangyegenzheneizhendongyiqichenchenxiazhui。

neiwantashouzheshaguoxiaoxinweilesangexiaoshidejunguzhou，cikemaozheweiruodereqi，

quenuanbuletazhouranbingliangdeshouzhi。taweichuxuezhuyuansantian，tayibujiedaidipeilesantian。

tatudehuntianandishi，shitayibianbianqingliwuhui，yongwenmaojintitacashietouhebojing；tayintengtongquansuoshi，

shitazhengyewozhetabingliangdeshou，shituchuandiyidianweibuzudaodenuanyi。kejiuzaigangcai，

hushihuanyaoshisuikoukualeju“nitaitaizhenxixin”，tabizheyan，xiangshimeitingjian，xiahexianbengdejinjinde。

shoujizaicixiangqi，zheicitajiele，shengyinshikeyiyadiderouhe，

yutashuohuashiguanyoudelengdanjieranbutong：“ng，nidaole？……lushangxinkuma？……hao，worangrenqujieni。

”liaoliaoshuyu，neifenzangbuzhudeguanqiequexiangxizhen，zhajinlinwandeermo。guaduandianhua，

takanxianghaijuzheshaozidelinwan，meitouxiguanxingdicuqi，daizheyisibuyichajuedefanzao：“biemangle，

shoushiyixia，wanshanghuilaozhaichifan。”yuqipingchang，quedaizheyizhongbutongxunchangdejinbeng，

fangfoyoushenmezhongyaodeshiqingjijiangfasheng，erzheijianshi，yutawuguan。linwanmomoshouhuishou，wanyanguntang，

quebujitazhijianchuanlaide，neidianbinglengdema。taditoukanzhewanlizhujianshiquwendudezhou，

fangfokandaolezijizheishinianzhujianlengquedereqing。tazhidao，suqinghuilaile。neigemingzi，xiangyidaomozhou，

guanchuanletahejianglinzaiyiqidezhenggeshinian。zaitazuijiudeninanli，zaitashiyidechenmoli，

shenzhizaitaouerwangzhetachushen、queyouxunsuyikaidemuguangli，wuchubuzai。tazhidao，youshenmedongxi，

yaobianle。erqie，shichaozhetawufakongzhi、yewufawanhuidefangxiang。

dierzhang：“yijiaren”dewancanneiwanzuizhongmeinengweichuqudezhou，manmanliangtouzaichuangtoujushang，

ningchuyicengnihuademo。linwanchenmodishoushizhewanshao，dongzuohenqing，taocipengzhuangdeshengyinjihuweibukewen，

xiangshipajingraoleshenme。jianglinyijingxiankaibeizixiachuang，jinguanlianseyinshixuehaiyouxiecangbai，

dandongzuojianyijinghuifuleguanyoude、burongzhihuideliluo。tazoujinyushi，guanshangmen，

limianhenkuaichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng，yangailekenengcunzaide、suoyouweimiaodeqingxu。

linwanduanzheliangtoudezhouzhanzaibingfangzhongyang，xiaodushuideweidaowukongburu，zuanjinbiqiang，

hunzhexindineiguhuizhibuqudeliangyi。

laozhai……taxiangqineizuoweiyubanshan、zhuangxiushehuaqueyongyuanxiandekongkuangbinglengdezhaizi，

—neiweiyongyuanzhuangrongjingzhi、yanshentiaotideguifuren——meicikantashineizhongshenshide、daizhedandanbiyidemuguang。

meiciqulaozhai，douxiangshiyichangrennailidekaoyan。erjintian，yinweisuqingdeguilai，

zheichangkaoyankongpahuijiabeijiannan。shuishengtingle，jianglincazhetoufazouchulai，fashaodizheshui，luozaibinghaofulingkou，

yinkaishensedehenji。tameikanta，

jingzhizoudaoyijuqiannachuzijidechangfu——yijianyuntiedebaisechenshanhejiancaihetidexiku。

“ni……yishengjianyizaiguanchayitian。”linwanhaishimeirenzhu，dishengshuoleyiju，shengyinganse。“sibule。

”tayuqidanmo，liluodihuanshangchenshan，kouziyisibugoudixidaolingkou，zhezhulebingfangdehenji，

yezhongxinpishangletajiangshizongcaideshenfenwaiqiao，“suqingganghuilai，madeyisi，yijiarenyiqichidunfan，

jitajiefeng。”yijiaren。linwanchuixiayan，kanzhezijizhijianbeiwanbiantangchudeneidianhonghen，xianzaiyijingbutengle，

zhiliuxiayigeqianqiandeyinzi。tazaizheige“jia”li，suanshenmeni？shinianle，congqingsedaochengshu，

zuihaodenianhuadouhaozaizheili，quehaoxiangshizhongshigewairen，yigekeyoukewudebaishe。huiqudelushang，

cheliqifenyayi。jianglinkaozheyibeibimuyangshen，meiyujiandaizhebinghoudepibei，

danjinmindezuijiaoquexieluleyisi……linwanshuobuqingdaobumingdeqidai？shiweilejiandaosuqingma？tabuganshenxiang，

zhuantoukanxiangchuangwaifeisudaotuidejiejing，chengshidenihongchushang，liuguangyicai，goulechufanhuadelunkuo，

queyisiyezhaobujintaxindidehuian。laozhaidenghuotongming，wanrubaizhou。tamengangdaomenkou，

jiutingdaolimianchuanlaiyizhenrongqiadexiaoyu，qizhongjiazazheyigeqingcuiyueer、jiuweiqueyoukegushuxidenvsheng。

jianglinjiaobujibukechadidunleyixia，suijijiakuaibufazoulejinqu，shenzhiwangledengyidenggenzaitashenhoudelinwan。

linwangenzaitahoumian，xianggechenmodeyingzi，yibubutaruneikansiwennuan、shizebinglengderenaozhizhong。ketingli，

jiangmuzhengqinredilazhesuqingdeshouzuozaiangguidejinkoushafashangshuohua，

lianshangshilinwancongweijianguode、zhenqieercanlandexiaorong。suqingchuanzheyishenjingzhideoufenselianyiqun，

chendejifushengxue，zhangfaweijuan，zhuangrongwanmei，jinianbujian，tatunquledangniandeqingse，

gengtianlejifenchengshuzixindefengyun，cikezhengyanxiaoyanyan，buzhishuoleshenme，doudejiangmukaihuaidaxiao。

kandaojianglinjinlai，suqingyanjingyiliang，likezhanqishen，dongzuoyouyayoubushiqinqie，

shengyindaizheqiadaohaochudejingxiheguanqie：“alin！nizenmeyangle？liansehaizheimecha，tingshuoniweichuxuezhuyuan，

kedanxinsiwole！”taziranerrandizoushangqian，shenshouxiangqupengjianglindeetou，xiangshiyaoshishitiwen，

dongzuoshurendefangfotamencongweifenkaiguo。jianglinmeiyouduokai，fanerweiweiqingshenpeiheleyixia，

shengyinshiqiansuoweiyoudewenhe，shenzhidaizheyidianbuyichajuedezongrong：“meishile，xiaomaobing，biedanxin。

”tamuguangluozaisuqinglianshang，neilimianyouyizhonglinwanhenjiuhenjiuweicengjianguodezhuanzhu。

linwanjiuzhanzaijianglinshenhouyibuyuandedifang，xianggetoumingdebaishe。suqingfangfozheicaikandaota，

xiaorongyijiuwanmeiwuxia，daizheyisishulide、shuyushenglizhedelimao：“linwanjie，haojiubujianle，

xinkunizhaogualin。”neisheng“jie”jiaodeziran，quewuxingzhonghuaqinglejiexian。“yinggaide。

”linwantingdaozijideshengyinganbabadihuiying，xiangshiyitaishengxiudejiqi。wancandeqifen，biaomianhexie，

neiliqueanliuyongdong。zhangzhangdecanzhuoshangbaimanlejingzhidecaiyao，jiangmubutingdijisuqingjiacai，

hualihuawaidoushiduitazheixienianzaiguowaifazhandezanshang，yijiduitahuiguodingjudexinxi。“haishisuqingdongshi，

zhidaohuilaifazhan，buxiangyouxieren，zhizhidaoshouzheyanqianyimusanfendi。

”jiangmuyiyousuozhidipielelinwanyiyan。suqingyingduideti，bushiqiaomiaodipengyipengjiangmu，

youhanxudibiaodaduiguonei、duijianglinshiyedeguanxin。“ayininguojiangle，woyeshixiangkankanguoneidejihui。

alinxianzaibagongsizuodezheimeda，shenbianmeigezhigenzhidi、nengbangchenderenzenmexing？youxiechanghe，

haishixuyaotimianrenchumiande。”tashuozhe，yanboliuzhuan，ruoyousiwudisaoguojianglin。jianglinditouchizhecai，

meijiehua，danyemeiyoufanbo，morendezitaixiangyibaruandaozi，gezailinwanxinshang。linwananjingdichizhebaimifan，

lilifenming，queweitongjiaola。takanzhecanzhuozhongyangneipanyoumendaxia，xiangqijianglinweibuhao，chixiarongyibushi，

taconglaidouhuixixindibangtabohao，zhanshangyidiandiancu。ercike，

suqingzhengxiaozheshuoqiguowaimougepaimaihuidequwen，shunshouzitaiyouyadiboleyizhixia，

jiqizirandifangdaolejianglinmianqiandediezili。“changchangzheige，henxinxian。”suqingxiaozheshuo。

jianglindongzuodunledun，ranhou，jiaqilai，chile。meiyouyisiyouyu。neiyike，

linwanjuedexiongkouxiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzaoleyixia，menmendeteng，jihurangtachuanbuguoqi。tamengdidixiatou，

sisidingzhewanlixuebaidemifan，payanlidesuansehejijiangbengkuideqingxuhuibushoukongzhidiyongchulai。

zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，liuxiajigeyueyaxingdehonghen。shinianle。tapeitazhuguolouyudedixiashi，

xiatianmenredongtianyinleng；zaitabeisuoyouhezuohuobanbeiqi、zhongpanqinlishi，shitajiandingdizhanzaitashenbian，

gaosuta“meiguanxi，womenkeyizhongtouzailai”；taweichuxuetudetianhundian，shitayibianbianqingliwuhui，

bumianbuxiushouzhetazhidaotianliang，tamihujianzuanzhetadeshou，handequeshi“qingqing，

biezou”；tachuangyechuqizijinlianduanlie，jiaotoulane，shitamanzheta，toutouqumaileliangcixue，

couleyibibusuanduo、quezuyijieranmeizhijideqianjita，tanadaoqianshizhiwenleju“ninalaide”，

tatangsaishuoshizhaopengyoujiede，tayejiumeizaizhuiwen，zhuanshentourutadeshanghaifuchen。

neixiejiannande、kanbudaoguangderizi，shitalinwan，yongzijideqingchun、rexuehehaowubaoliudeai，

peizhetayicunyicunaoguolaide。tayiwei，jiusuanshikuaishitou，yegaiwurele。kesuqingyihuilai，suoyouzheixie，

tashiniandefuchuhepeiban，haoxiangdoubiandeqingpiaopiaode，buzhiyiti，xiangyigekexiaodexiaohua。

disanzhang：rangweifanhou，jiangmulazhesuqingqupiantingkanxinpaidezhubaotuce，shangliangzhedinghunyanshangpeidainataoheshi，

jianglinyegenzhequle。linwanyigerenliuzaikongkuangdeyouxieherendeketing，yongrenguolaichenmodishoushicanju，

yanshenlidaizhejifenbuyichajuedetongqing，zheitongqingbichaofenggengrangtanankan。tazoudaoyuanzili，wanfengchuilai，

daizhechuxiazhiwudeqingxinqixi，quechuibusanxintoudezhimenheneihuizhibuqudeexingan。

shenhouchuanlaichenwendejiaobusheng，shijianglin。tadianleyizhiyan，xinghongdehuodianzaiyeselimingmingmiemie，

xiangtacikenanyizhuomodexinqing。“linwan，”taxileyikouyan，shengyinzaiyanwuliyouxiemohu，

quedaizheyizhongxiadingjuexindeqingxi，“womentantan。”tazhuanguoshen，kanzhetabeiyanwulongzhaodecelian，

dengdaizhetajiexialaidehua。xinlineidianweiruode、lianzijidoutuoqideqidai，xiangfengzhongdecanzhu，pinmingyaoyezhe，

quejijiangximie。“suqinghuilaile。”tazhongfulejintianzaibingfanglishuoguodehua，danzheici，yuqigengjiaqingxi，

daizheyizhongrushizhongfude、shenzhishipobujidaideyiwei，“nizhidaozheiyiweizheshenme。”linwanmeishuohua，

zhishijingjingdikanzheta，xiangcongtalianshangzhaodaoyisiyihaodekuijiuhuoburen，danshimeiyou。

tadeyanshenlengjingdejinhucanku。tadanledanyanhui，

muguangkanxiangyuanchuheiququde、xiangzhengzhecaifuyudiweideshuying，

sihuzheiyangnengrangtagengrongyishuochukou：“dangchuwomenzaiyiqi，hendachengdushangshiyinwei……womendouchuyudigu，

huxiangqunuan。”tadunledun，sihuzaizhenzhuoyongci，“woshiqulesuqing，

ni……nineishihouyexuyaoyigeyikao。xianzai，yiqiedouhuidaozhengguile。suqinghuilaile，

womenzhijian……”huxiangqunuan？linwanzaixinlikuxiao，neixiaoyidaizhexuexingwei。

conglaidoushitaranshaozijiwennuanta，zaitabingfengdeshijielitulaodihezheqi，hecengbeitazhenzhengwennuanguo？

tasuoweide“yikao”，buguoshizaitaxuyaoshiqiahaochuxiandeyigeyingzi。“suoyini？

”tatingdaozijideshengyin，pingjingdekepa，fangfozaitaolunbierendeshiqing。“suoyi，”tazhuanguotou，

zhongyukanxiangta，yanshenlimeiyoulewangridelengmo，querdaizhideshiyizhongjinhucanrendelengjinghelisuodangran，

“womenlihunba。suqingta……tayinggaizaiwoshenbian。nigaibaweizhirangchulaile。

”“rangchulai……”linwanqingqingzhongfuzhezheisangezi，xiangshizaijujiaoyimeiguozhetangyidekuguo，tangyihuajin，

zhishengxiamanzuidekusehechuanchangduyao。duomeqingqiaodesangezi。fangfotazhanzhedebushiqizidemingfen，

ershigonggongqicheshangdeyigezuowei，yuanzhulaile，tajiudeshiqudizhanqilaizoukai。“tiaojiansuinikai。

”jianglinbuchongdao，yuqigongshigongban，xiangshizaichuliyibiwuguanjinyaodezichanqingsuan，“fangzi，chezi，qian，

zhiyaonitichulai，wodoumanzuni。shizhongxinneitaogongyu，huozhechengjiaoneidongbieshu，doukeyijini。

suanshiwo……duinizheishiniandebuchang。”buchang？shinianqingchun，shinianhaowubaoliudefuchu，

yiketaoxintaofeizuizhongbeiniandefensuidexin，yongshenmebuchang？

yongzheixielengbingbingde、haowushengmingdegangjinshuiniheshuzima？takanzheyanqianzheigeshuxiyoumoshengdenanren，

kanzhetameiyujianneidianyinweijijiangyinghuibaiyueguangernanyiyanshideqingsongheqidai，turanjuedewubipibei，

yizhongcongguzilitouchulaide、shenrugusuidepibei。zhenglun，kunao，zhiwen，doumeiyouyiyile。tadexin，

congweizaitazheilitingliuguo。“hao。”tatingdaozijishuo。meiyourenheyouyu，meiyoukunao，meiyouzhiwen，

shenzhilianyinliangdoumeiyoutigaoyifenbei。zhiyouyigezi。qingxi，gancui，liluo。jianglinsihulengleyixia，

jiazheyandeshouzhiweiweiyidun，yanhuidiaoluozaidi。tadagaimeiliaodaotahuidayingderucigancuililuo，

shenzhimeiyouliuluchuyisiyihaodebushehetongku。tazhunbeilegengduodeshuoci，gengduode“buchang”fangan，

shituyongwuzhilaidixiaoneixindeneiyidiandianbushi，cikedouduzailehoulongli，xiandeduoyuerkexiao。

“woshenmedoubuyao。”linwanjixushuo，shengyinqingdexiangtanxi，queyoudaizheyizhongzhandingjietiede、juejuedelidu，

“wozhidaizouwozijidedongxi。”tazhuanshen，meizaikantayiyan，jingzhizouxiangtingzaiyuanzilideche，

lakaichemenzuolejinqu。gejuelewaimianneigelingrenzhixideshijie，

gejueleneigetaaileshinian、quezhongjiushijinghuashuiyuedenanren，tacaiyunxuzijizhongzhongdikaozaifangxiangpanshang，

jianbangwufakongzhidiweiweizhandou。danmeiyouyanlei，yanjinggansedefateng，

xiangshisuoyoudeshuifendouzaiguoqushinianlibeihaojinle。xinsile，yuanlaishizheizhongganjue。bushisixinliefeidetong，

ershiyizhongwannianjuhuidekongdonghemamu。disizhang：posuidehongyuzhenduanshudiertian，

jianglinhanjiandimeiyouqugongsi。tazuozaiketingkuanchangquebinglengdezhenpishafashang，kanzhelinwanxiangyimoyouhunyiyang，

anjingdishoushixingli。tadedongxizhendehenshao，zaizheigezhulehaojiniande、beichengwei“jia”dedapingcengli，

shuyutadehenjishaodekelian。yigeershibacundexinglixiang，haimeiwanquanzhuangman。

xietachuyukuijiu、huoshiouerxingzhi、huoshiweileyingfumouxiechangheermaijitadezhubao、mingpaibao、angguiyiwu，

tayijianmeipeng，yijiuzhengqidiliuzaiyimaojianyuanlaideweizhi，xiangshiwushengdechaonong。

tazhidaizoulejijianzijimaide、chuanguanledeshushiyiwu，jibenjingchangfankandejiushu，

haiyouyixielingsuidegerenyongpin。zuihou，tazoujinshufang，congshujiazuidiceng，

nachuleyigexiaoxiaode、kanqilaiyouxieniantoudetiepibingganhe，hezishangyinzhezaoyitunsedekatongtuan，

yuzheijianzhuangxiuxiandaideshehuashufanggegeburu。taxiaoxinyiyidiyongshoucalecahezishangbingbucunzaidehuichen，

ranhousaijinlexinglixiangdejiaceng。neilimiandedongxi，shitashinianhuangtangaiqingdejianzheng，