《愚人节,全家找人扮流氓把我拖进深巷》 小说介绍
《yurenjie,quanjiazhaorenbanliumangbawotuojinshenxiang》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeyanqingxiaoshuo,youzuojiamingqiannailvqingqingdazao。gushizhujiaoshenyanlinxiaomandemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghefuchoujiujiezaiyiqi,yinfalewujindexijuxinghejinzhanggan。benshuyiqijingrendeqingjiezhuanzhehebizhenderenwuxingxiangertuoyingerchu。womayefuhe:“dui,shenyan,kuaiji**meidaoqian,rangtayuanliangni。”......wodaoqian?wotamayoushenmeke……。
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“xibuwannijintianjiubieshuile。”
menbeizhongzhongdeguanshang,wozhanzaiyuandileishuixiangguanbuzhudeshuifa。
wobumingbai,weishenmewodemamabuaiwo。
zheigeniantoucongxiaojiuyizhizhemozhewo,
wobuzhiyicidexiangguozisha,neihaoweishenmepianpianshiwo。
kezhujiandewokaishimingbai,
bushisuoyoudefumudoupeizuofumu,yebushisuoyoudefumudouaizijidehaizi。
wozaiyebuxiangchengshoutamenwuqudeezuoju,
zaiyebuyaoweileqiqiuneimeyidianai,taohaotamenmeiyigeren。
linxiaomanjiuzaizheishipaoleguolai,tazhizhezijixiongkoushangdeyouzi:
“shenyanjie,mafannibangwoxileba,wochifannongzangle。”
tayuqiqiaopidebianshuobianbawaitaotuolexialai,
ranhouhenhenzadaolewolianshang。
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fanshoubatazhongzhongdezazaileshuili。
linxiaomanzhenjingdekanzhewodedongzuo,dunshiyanleixialaile,kanxiangwodeyanjinglimanshieyi:
“a!shenyanjie,niweishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo。”
tadaizhekuqiangdesangyincidewodanaofateng。
mamaqichongchongdichongjinlai,bufenqinghongzaobaidejiushuailewoyierguang。
“shenyan,niganqifu**mei,sheijinidedanzi。”
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wotuchuyikouxueshui,renbuzhudaishanglekuqiang,
“mama,wobushinideqinshengnverma?weishenmeniyaozheiyangduiwo?”
mamakanzhewobeitongdeyanshen,yishiyouxieshuobuchuhua。
kezheishilinxiaomanqueturanzhandouzhedakuleqilai:
“wohaonanshou,mama,wodejuebanwaitao,wodunlehaojiunizhidaode,mama,wohaonanshou!”
wohaimeilaidejishuohua,wogeyijingchonglejinlai。
“shenyan!**fengle?”
tayijiaochuaizaiwoxiaotuishang,bawozhenggerendouchuaidaozailexiyipenpang,shuijianleyishen。
“xiaomanshengbinglenibuzhidaozhaogu,haiganqifuta?nizenmezheimeedu?”
womazheishiyehuanguolaile,lianmangqukanxiaoman,zuihouchongguolai,yibazhangshuaizaiwohounaoshaoshang:“shenyan,nishibushixianghaisi**mei?tayouyiyuzhengnibuzhidao?tayaoshixiangbukaile,nishiyaowodemingma?!”
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“wokannizuijinyouxiedengbizishanglianle,bujiaoxunniyidunnishibuzhidaocuole。”
woxiayishiwanghousuo,kenaliduodekai?
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“nihaiyoulianduo?”tayibajiuzhuwodetoufa,yingshengshengbawocongdishangtuoqilai。
头皮撕裂一样剧痛,
wopinmingdezhengzha,dannannvliqidechayidadaowowulifankang。
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“xiaoman,biekeqi,nixiangzenmeshoushitadouxing,bierangzijishouweiqu。”
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wodelianshunjian**laditeng,erduowengwengzuoxiang。
tadadehaibujieqi,zuoyoukaigong,youshijibazhangjielianshanxialai。
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womayefuhe:“dui,shenyan,kuaiji**meidaoqian,rangtayuanliangni。”
......wodaoqian?
wotamayoushenmekedaoqiande!
woxiangzheiyangshuo,danwozhidao,ruguowoxianzaifankang,tamenyidinghuidasiwode。
erqietamenbuhuishoudaozhuize,
tamenshiwodeqinren,tamenzenmeshuodoukeyi。
kewobuyuanyizheiyang,woyidingyaorangtamenfuchudaijia。
woyaozheya,manmanguizaidishang:
“xiaoman,duibuqi......wobushiguyide......”
“wo,wopeiniyifu......”
linxiaomanditoukanwo,meiyoushuohua,
gegejianzhuang,limatuileyixiawohounaoshao:“zaikea,meijianxiaomandoumeidayingyuanliangnima?”
woshenshendedizhetou,yangaizhumanyandehenyi,
linxiaomanqueturankaikoule:“suanle,woyuanliangnilejiejie。”
“buguoshuoqilai,wojintianhaidasuansongniyigeliwuni,nikankannixibuxihuan?”
wenyan,woyouxiebujiedetaitou,
kekanqingtashouzhongdedongxishi,queshunjianzhengdayanjing。
 
                 愚人节,全家找人扮流氓把我拖进深巷
                                愚人节,全家找人扮流氓把我拖进深巷