愚人节，全家找人扮流氓把我拖进深巷
《愚人节，全家找人扮流氓把我拖进深巷》 小说介绍
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我愣住了。
weilifanyongzheqiangliedeexin。
“这是你发的？”
zhangsongxiaodegengkaixinle：“biezheimejidong，shenyan，bujiushigewanxiaoma？”
tayilianwusuowei，shenzhihaidiankaipinglun，wangxiafanlefan：
“ai，yourenwennishibushibendiren，kanlainihaitingshouhuanyinga。”
tashuozhejuqishouji，jiuyaopaiwo：
“lailai，wojitamenkankannixianzaidezaoxing。shuobudinghaizhenyourenhaozheikouni。”
wodingzhetaneizhanglengmoyoudeyidelian。
wozhenxiangbatadeshoujizadaodishang，nabadaochulaihetatongguiyujin。
但我不能。
wozhishishangqianyibu，shenshoubadamenfansuo。
zhangsongyileng，“niganshenme？”
womeiyouhuida，zhijiebotonglebaojingdianhua。
“wei，110ma？”wodeshengyinfadou，danqueqiansuoweiyoudijianding，
“woyaobaojing，wozaodaolewuru、feibangheqinfan......”
“niyoubingba？”zhangsongpuguolai，shenshoujiuyaoduowoshouji。
wosisidizuanzheshouji，duizhedianhuaneitoudashenghan：
“wobeiqinfanle！woxianzaihenweixian，qingnimenkuaidianlai！”
“nishibushizhaosi！”zhangsongyibazhuazhuwodeshouwan，henhenyiniu，
shoujituoshoudiaozaidishang，pingmuchaoshang，dantonghuahaizaijixu。
worenzhetengtong，sisidingzheta：“niwanle，jingchamashangjiulaile。”
xiayimiao，zhangsonghenhenshuailewoyibazhang。
wodetouzhuangzaimenkuangshang，yanqianyizhenxuanyun，xueshunzheejiaoliulexialai。
“chou**！niyiweijingchalailejiuyouyong？”taqiazhewodebozi，
“xinbuxinwoxianzaijiunongsini？ranhoushuonizijizishale？”
wopinmingzhengzha，zhijiahenhendiwangtashoubeishangzhua，taijiaoshituquchuaitaxiashen。
我知道我打不过他。
danwoyebuxuyaodaguota，wozhiyaotuoyanshijian，dengdaojingchashangmen。
shijifenzhong，yekenengzhishijifenzhong。
worenshouzhebeiqiabozi，beishanerguang，beiquandajiaotidejudatongchu。
wozhidaowobunengsi，bunenghunguoqu......
直到警察撞开了门。
zhangsonghuangle，duizhejingchalianlianbaishou：
“jingchatongzhi，nimenwuhuile！womenjiushixiaoqinglvnaobieniu，meishenmeshide！”
wolangbeiditanzuozaidishang，lianshanghaidaizhexianhongdebazhangyin，ejiaoliuzhexue。
wopinjinquanlipaqilai，zhizhezhangsong，yiziyijudishuo：
“taduiwojinxingwuru、feibang，shenzhigangganghaixiangshalewo。”
zhangsongdelianseshunjianbianle。
tahahadixiaozhe，xianglazhuwodeshou：
“shenyan，nibiehushuo！womenzhendejiushichaojia，jingchatongzhi，tazuijinyalitaida，jingshenzhuangtai......”
woyaozheya，zhizhedishangdeshouji：
“tazaiwangshangfaletiezi，taguyipaiwozhaopianwuruwo，suoyouzhengjudouzaishoujili！tagangcaihaidalewo，nimenkeyizuoshangqingjianding。”
jingchayijingtaochuleshoukao：“nishexianguyishanghai、wurutaren，qingnigenwomenzouyitang。”
“jingchatongzhi！zhendebuyanzhong！”zhangsongchedihuangle，
“bushide，zheizhendejiushikaiwanxiao！wo，womingtianhaiyouyiliaofabuhuini......”
takanxiangwo：“shenyan，nihejingchashuoshuoa！woshinideweihunfu，nizhenyaorangwoquzuolao？”
wodingzheta，jintiandiyicixiaole：
“zhangsong，wobuzhiyaorangniquzuolao。”
“haiyouwoma，woge......haiyounimenpengzaishouxindelinxiaoman。”
“nimenyigedoubiexiangpao。”
zhangsongdeliansechedishabai，zuichunduosuozhe：
“bushizheiyangde！zhei......zheijiushigewanxiaoa！shenyan，qiunile，qiunihetamenjieshiyixia......”
“wo，wocuole......zheibushiwodezhuyi，zheidoushinijiarenrangwozheimezuodea！”
“womenyaojiehunle，nibunengzheiyangduiwo！”
jingchabunaifandizhuaizhuta：“biefeihuale！daizou！”
tazhengzhazhexianghuitoukanwo，kejingchayijingbatatuochulemen，diujinlejingche。
woanzhaojingchadejianyi，quzuoleshangqingjianding。
danzheijianshi，quebuxiangwoxiangdeneiyangjiandan：
congwotineitiquchudedna，bingbushizhangsongde。