我的躺平人生：从相亲蹭饭开始
《我的躺平人生：从相亲蹭饭开始》 小说介绍
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tuikaizijianeishanshuxidezhutiedamen，xiaxiaomaiyiyanjiuqiaojianxizhesuihuaweiqundemama，zhengzuozaixiaomazhashang，zaiyuanzilizhaizhewanshangyaochaodeqingcai。
“ma，wohuilaila！”tayangshenghandao，muguangzaiyuanzilisaoleyiquan，“wobani？”
xiamamashoulidedongzuodunledun，taiqitou：“nibaa，quhoumiancaidichucaole，ei，buduia，jineryoubushizhoumo，nizaturanpaohuilaile？”
“ma！”xiaxiaomaijiangxinglifangdaoyibian，“wocizhile。”
“shenme？！”xiamamashoulideqingcaizhijiediaojinlelanzili，shengyinshunjianbagao，“nishuoshenme？haoduanduandecishenmezhi？zhaohaoxiajiale？gongzizhangleduoshao？”
“meixiajia！”xiaxiaomaizouguoqu，yebanlegexiaomazhazuoxia，“jiushibuxiangganle，tailei，qianyoushao，buxiangzaipinle。”
“aiyowodexiaozuzongyo！”xiamamayipaidatui，“xianzaizhaogeheshidegongzuoduonannibuzhidaoa？nishuobuganjiubugan？nianqingrenchidiankusuanshenme？nayouyibeizishunfengshunshuide！tinghua，ganjinjinimenlaobandagedianhua，jiushuoninianqingbudongshi，baneicizhixinshouhuilai！”
xiaxiaomaihoutouyigeng，chadianjiubazijijiabanyundaohaibeiwulikougongzideweiqushuochulai。
kehuadaozuibianyouyanlehuiqu，zhongjiushibuxiangzijibamadanyou。
tadengmamalianzhupaosideshuluozangaoyiduanluo，caibujinbumandikaikou：“ma，wojidewoshangchuzhongneihuier，nigenwobashibushibachenglineitaoxiaoliangjujimaile，ranhouhuizheilaojiagailezheidonglou？”
xiamamadunshiyusai，yanshenyouxieshanshuo：“……nei、neiqingkuangnengyiyangma？”
“zenmebuyiyangle？”xiaxiaomaiwaizhetoukanzhexiamama，“nikannimenxianzai，zhuzhesancengxiaobieshu，qianyouyuanzikeyizhonghua，houyoucaidikeyizhongcai，meitianliuliugou、dadamajiang、tiaotiaoguangchangwu，tiqianguoshangletuixiujiyanglaodexingfushenghuo，wozenmejiubunenghuixiangxiatangpingle？”
“womenneishihou……neishiweilenihenididi！”xiamamamingxiandiqibuzu，“dangnianchenglijihuashengyuzhuadejin，yaobushihuixiangxia，nengyounidima？”
xiaxiaomaihaobuliuqingdijiechuan：“delebama，wojiubidididawusui！nimendaiwomenhuixiangxiadeshihou，wodouzhuxiaozhenghaoshanggaoyile，bawomencongshilidexuexiaozhuanhuixianli，mingmingjiushikanzhunlefangjiagaodiantaoxian，huilaojiahuayibanqianjiunenggaidafangzi，hainengshengxiayidabiyanglaoqian，tiqianxiangshoushenghuo！bielaonawohedididangjiekoula！”
beinveryiyudaopotianji，xiamamalianshangguabuzhule，naoxiuchengnudichuozhexiaxiaomaideetou：“xiaxiaomai！nichibangyingleshiba？ganzheimegenwoshuohua！wogennibaneishifendouledabanbeizi，gaixiangfule！nicaiduoda？ershiwujiuxiangtangping？nicunkuanyouliuweishuma？youfangyouchema？youduixianglema？shadoumeiyoujiuganxuerenjiatangping？”
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“ni……ni……”xiamamaqidezhichuanqi，zhijieshichushashoujian，“fanzhengwobutongyi！niganhuilaitangping，wojiutiantianrangzhangayitamenjinianpaixiangqin！wokannihaitangbutangdezhu！”
“xiangqinjiuxiangqin！sheipasheia！”xiaxiaomaizuishangchengzheqiang，xinlixiangdequeshixianbayanqianzheiguanhunongguoquzaishuo。
tayanzhuyizhuan，turanbaozhumamadegebo，shengyintiandenenghousiren：“ma！woqinaidemama！woxiangtongle，ninshuodedui，woshigaiduorenshidianpengyou，jijijiejuegerenwenti。zheiyangba，ninrangzhangayitamenjinguanbangwoanpai，duoduoyishan，wolaizhebuju！”
xiamamabeizheituruqilaidezhuanbiannongmengle，yihuodidaliangzhenver：“nizheihaizi……zhiqianyitizhaoduixiangjiugenyaonimingside，xiangqingengshidasibuqu，zheicigezhihuilai，shizhongxiele？”
xiaxiaomaijianmamajiangxinjiangyi，ganjinjiama，zhangkaishuangbeijilemamayigejieshideyongbao，zuixiangmolemi：“ma，zheijiaoyushijujin！xianzaichengxiangyitihuale，xiangxiashiyijushengtaibaodi！ninhewobaneishizhenyouyanguang，tiqianshinianjiubujule！wozheishihuiguibenyuan，xiangnimenkanqi！”
xiamamabeitadoudekuxiaobude，zuihouzhinengwunaidichuotaetou：“jiuniwailiduo！xingle，xianbaxinglinashanglouqu。duile，xiangqindeshier，wodaihuierchiwanfanjiuquzhaonizhangayishuodaoshuodao……”
zheishi，xiababakangzhechutouconghouyuanzoulejinlai。
tingdaohoubanju，fangxiachutou，yibianzaimenkoucaizhexieshangdeni，yibianwen：“xiangshenmeqin？sheiyaoxiangqin？”
xiamamameihaoqidipielexiaxiaomaiyiyan：“hainengyoushei？nijiazheibaobeiguinv！cizhihuilaile，haishuoyaozaixiangxiatangping，worangtaquxiangqinrenshidianren，biezhengtianwozaijiali。”
xiababaxileshou，zoudaofanzhuopangzuoxia，naqichabeiheleyikou，kanxiangxiaxiaomai，yuqiwenhe：“xiaomai，zhenbuxiangzaichengliganle？yaoshitailei，xiexieyexing。”
tadunledun，“zhiyuxiangqin，buxiangqujiubiequ，bayangnijinianhaiyangdeqi，buyongtingnimaxiazheji。”
xiaxiaomaixinliyinuan，lianmangqishencouguoquwanzhubabadegebo：“ba，haishininzuihao！buguozheiciwoshizhenxiangqujianjian，wanyiyanyuandaoleni？”
tachaobabazhazhayan，yifuguaiqiaodongshideyangzi。
xiababakanzhenver，hanhoudixiaolexiao：“nizijixiangqingchujiuxing，biemianqiang，rizishizijiguode，shuxinzuizhongyao。”
xiamamazaiyipangtingzhebuleyile：“ai，woshuolaotouzi，nizheihuashuode，haoxiangwobitaside，wozheibushiweitahaoma？ershiwudedaguniangle……”
“haohaohao，weitahao。”xiababaxiaozhedayuanchang，“xianchifan，xianchaocaichifan。”
wanfanhou，xiaxiaomaigangfangxiawankuai，yuanmenwaijiuchuanlailezhangayixiangliangdedasangmen：“laoxiajiade！zaijiabu？haoshierlaila！”
zhijianzhangayifengfenghuohuodizoujinlai，lianshangduimanlexiao，lazhexiamamadeshoujiushuo：“aiya，wogangchiwanfanjiuganguolaile！cundongtoulaolijianeixiaozi，liqiang，jidebu？zaixianligaozhuangxiude，shouyihao，yitiannengzhengzheigeshuni！”
tashenchusangenshouzhi，“rentebielaoshi，jialixingaidesancengxiaolou，liangtangzheni！wokangenzanmenxiaomaitingbanpei，yaoburanglianghaizijianjian？”
xiaxiaomaigangxiangkaikou，xiamamaqueqiangxianyibu，mianlunanse：“tazhangyi，zheige……gaozhuangxiude，shibushibutaishihewomenjiaxiaomaia？bijingwomenxiaomaishidaxuesheng……”
xiaxiaomaiweilerangmamaxiangxintayouchengyixiangqinzhaoduixiang，ganjinshangqianyibu，luchuyigewubiguaiqiaotianmeidexiaorong：“ma，meishide，zhangayiyeshiyipianhaoxin，jianjianma，jiudangduorenshigepengyou！xiexiezhangayi，mafanninanpaile！”
xiababazaiyipangchouzheyan，huanhuanshuoleju：“xiaomai，yaoshibuxiangqu，zanjiubuqu，meiguanxide。”
“ba，wozhenxiangqu！”xiaxiaomaiyuqijianding，jilefuqinyigefangxindeyanshen。
xiababadiandiantou，bianbuzaiduoshuo。
xiangqinjiudingzailediertianzhongwu，cunkouxinkaideneijianaichadian。
diertian，xiaxiaomaizhunshifuyue。
duifangliqiang，guoranruzhangayisuoshuo，heiheishoushou，huabuduo，xiandeyouxiemiantian。
liangrenganbabadiliaolebanxiaoshitianqi、shouchenghexianlidewujia，yibeinaichabeixiaxiaomainaxiguanjiaodedoukuaimeilemo。
shizaizhaobudaogongtonghuati，xiaxiaomaiyingzhetoupikaikou：“neige……liqiang，wojuedewomenliang……kenengxinggebutaiheshi。”
liqianglengleyixia，daoyemeiduoshuoshenme，zhishidiandiantou：“e，xingba！nei……neiwoxianhuiqule。”
tazhanqishen，congtingxindeniuzikudoulitaochuyigehongbao，saidaoxiaxiaomaishouli，“zheige……nibiexianshao。”
xiaxiaomaichedimengle：“a？zhei……zheishiganshenme？buyongbuyong……”
liqiangnaonaotou，youdianbuhaoyisi：“womenzheierdouzheiguiju，diyicijianmian，buguanchengbucheng，nanfangjiadoudejinvfangfenggeliangbaikuaiqiandehongbao，dangshichemafei，ninazheba！”
shuowan，tazhuanshenjiukuaibulikailenaichadian。
xiaxiaomaizhanzaidianmenkou，weifengchuifuzhetadefasi，taniezheneigechaikaidehongbao，limianshiliangzhangzhanxindebaiyuanchaopiao，zhenggerenzaifengzhongxianrulingluan。
还有……这种操作？
mianfeiheleyibeinaicha，hainengbainaliangbaikuaiqian？
xiayimiao，tanaozilidesuanpanshunjianpilipaladixiangleqilai：
yaoshiyitianxiangyigeqin，jiushiliangbaikuai。
yaoshiyitiannengxiangliangge，neijiushisibaikuai！
yigeyueansanshitiansuan……sibaichengyisanshi……tianna，yiwaner？！
neiyinianxialai……bujiushishisiwansiqiankuai？！
xiaxiaomaideyanjing“shua”diyixialiangle，kanbiyekonglizuiliangdexing！
qutade996！qutadenanchanjiafang！qutadewulikougongzi！
zheinalishirangrentoutengdexiangqin？
zheifenmingshiyitiaofajiazhifu、benxiangxiaokangshenghuodekangzhuangdadaoa！
erqiehaishiwanquanhefa、fuhebendifengsuxiguande！
zhiqianneixieyinweicizhierchanshengdexiexumimanghejiaolv，shunjianbeizheigejingrende“faxian”chongshuadeyiganerjing。
yigeweidade、zuyizhichengtaxiaosatangpingrenshengdehongweijihua，zaixiaxiaomaixinzhongzhengshixuangaodansheng：
职业相亲师，启动！