我的躺平人生：从相亲蹭饭开始山竹榴莲荔枝一起吃-著

小说简介

shanzhuliulianlizhiyiqichiweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《wodetangpingrensheng：congxiangqincengfankaishi》。gushizhujiaoxiaxiaomaisuyudechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。taanzhao“xingjiabizuigao”yuanze，tiaoleyitiaokanqilaiqingshuangyoubushilimaodeqianlvselianyiqun，shulegeguaiqiaodedimawei，danzhuangsumo。……。

精彩章节

zaixiamamadejijizhangluoxia，xiaxiaomaide“xiangqinyewu”kaizhandexiangdangshunli。

diertianxiawu，tajiujiedaolexinde“dingdan”，yiweizaixianyizhonggaozhongjiaoshuxuedeyanglaoshi，yuezaiwanshangliudianban，xianchengyijiakoubeibucuodezhongdangcanting。

“xiaomaia，zheiweiyanglaoshikeshiniwangayizhongdiantuijiande！youbianzhi，gongzuowending，fulihao，xianchenghaiyoutaofang！jiushinianjishaoweidaledian，sanshiyile，buguonanrendadianzhidaotengren！”xiamamamazhengshuodetianhualuanzhui。

xiaxiaomaiyibianngngaadiyingzhe，yibianxinlikuaisupansuan：wancan！biaozhunyinggaibinaichagao！hongbaobuhuidiyuliangbai！hainengchidunhaode！wanmei！

tahuanletiaokanqilaiwenrouxiedebaiselianyiqun，hualediandanzhuang，qizhexiamamadexiaotailingjiutututudiwangxianchengqule。

daoleyuedingdecanting，huanjingguoranbinaichadianshangdangcixie。

fuwuyuanyintadaoyigekazuo，duifangyijingdaole。

yanglaoshidaizhejinsiyanjing，chuanzheyuntangdeyisibugoudechenshan，toufashudezhengzhengqiqi，zhengditoukanzheshouji，meiyujiandaizheyizhonglaoshiteyoude、shenshibandeyansu。

kandaoxiaxiaomaiguolai，tazhanqishen，limaodanlvexianshulididiandiantou：“xia**？woshiyangwentao。”

“yanglaoshinihao，woshixiaxiaomai。”xiaxiaomaiweixiaozhezuoxia。

diancaihuanjie，yanglaoshibacaidandijita，yuqigongshigongban：“xia**kankanxiangchishenme，buyongkeqi。”

huashizheimeshuo，danneiyanshenfenmingzaishuo“biediantaiguide”。

buguotadanxinguotoule，taxiangqinkeshiyouxingjiabiyuanzede：zonggongbudianchaoguoyibaidecai，zainaichadiandehuabudiangaoyu15kuaiqiandenaicha。

xiaxiaomaikuaisudisaoleyiyancaidan：“ng…laigeqingchaoshishu，sanxiantang，zaiyaogexiaochaorouba，womenlianggerengouchile。”

zonggongcai78yuan，feichangfuhetade“zhiyedaode”。

yanglaoshimeixiangdaotahuizheiyangdiancai，youjialegeliangbanzhuerduo，bianrangfuwuyuanxiadanle。

dengcaiqijian，biaozhundexiangqinwendahuanjiekaishi。

“tingshuoxia**zhiqianshizaishenzhengongzuo？”yanglaoshituiletuiyanjing，jingpianhoudemuguangdaizhekaoliang。

“shide，zaineibianzuolejinian。”xiaxiaomaibaochiweixiao。

“jutishizuoshenmexingyeni？weishenmexuanzehuilaojiafazhan？”tadewentikaishishenru。

“zuodeguanggaocehua，taileile，shentiyoudianchibuxiao，jiuxianghuilaixiuxiyixia，diaozhengdiaozheng。”xiaxiaomaibanzhenbanjiadihuida。

yanglaoshidiandiantou，biaoshilijie：“neimexia**muqianshichuyulizhizhuangtai！duiweilaiyoushenmejutidezhiyeguihuama？shidasuanzaixianchengzhaogongzuo，haishi…youbiededasuan？”

lailelaile！xiaxiaomaixinliandao，jiuzhidaohuiwenzheige。

taguzuoqingsongdishuo：“zanshihaimeixiangneimexi，xianxiuxiyiduanshijianzaishuoba！gongzuoma，zongzhaodedaode，buji。”

zheihuaxianranmeinengrangyanjindeyanglaoshimanyi。

taweiweicumei：“xia**，shuojubuhaotingde，nixianzaihainianqing，kenengjuedexiuxiyixiameishenme。danshijianshibudengrende，youqishinvxing，zhiyefazhandehuangjinqijiuneimejinian，meiyouwendingdegongzuo，duiweilaiquefaguihua，zheizaiwokanlaishiquefazerenganheshangjinxindebiaoxian。”

tadunledun，kanzhexiaxiaomaishenshangneitiaokanqilaibingbuangguidequnzi，yijitashoupangbianfangzhedeneibadiandongcheyaochi。

tajixushuodao：“erqie，xiandaishehuijingjiyalihenda，youqishizujianjiatinghou，shuangzhigongshijibenpeizhi。ruguoyifangmeiyouwendingdeshourulaiyuan，huiduijiatingshenghuozhiliangzaochenghendayingxiang。wozheigerenbijiaozhijie，xihuanbashiqingbaizaitaimianshangshuoqingchu。”

tadehuayingangluo，xiaxiaomaidexinlishunshixiangyaofangyanhua！

xianqidehaoa！yanglaoshi！ninkezhenshiwodeguiren！

tajiuxuyaozheizhongzidaiyouyuegan、kanbushangta、ranhoushuangkuaijihongbaozourendeleixing！shengdetahaiyaofeinaozibianliyoujujue！

tanuliyaxiaxiangyaoshangyangdezuijiao，zhuangchuyifubeishuodeyoudianjiongpoyouyoudianbufuqideyangzi，qingshengdishuodao：“gongzuoyebushirenshengdequanbuba…erqie，woxianzaiyemeishenmejingjiyali…”

“没有经济压力？”

yanglaoshifangtingdaozheihua，yuqigengyansule，“neishijianlizaiyikaofumudejichushangba？xia**，chengnianrendedulishouxianshijingjiduli，yizhitangpingkenlaobingbushizhangjiuzhiji！wokannitiaojianyebucha，weishenmebunengjijiyidianni？birukaogejiaoshizigezheng？huozhegongwuyuan？suirannankao，danbijingshitiefanwan…”

takaishitaotaobujuedijixiaxiaomaiguihuarensheng，congzhiyexuanzetandaoxianchengfangjia，zaitandaoweilaizinvjiaoyuwenti，fangfoyijingmorenxiaxiaomaishigexuyaotazhengjiudeshizuqingnian。

xiaxiaomaiyibianngngaaditingzhe，yibianzhuanxinzhizhidichicai。

ng，zheixiaochaorouweidaozhenbucuo，sanxiantangyetingxian。

fanzhengduifangkanbushangta，zheidunyoubuyongtataoqian，deduochidian！

dengdaoyanglaoshiderenshengjiangzuozangaoyiduanluo，yechidechabuduole。

xiaxiaomainachushoujikanlekanshijian，shishidibiaoxianchuyidiandiandebunaifan。

yanglaoshixianranyezhuyidaole，tazijuegaishuodedoushuole，duifangsihuyebushinengtingjinquangaoderen，naqishuibeiheleyikoushui。

“xia**，wojuedewomenkenengzairenshengguanhejiazhiguanshangcunzaiyixiechayi。woqiwangdelingyiban，shinengyouwendinggongzuo、jijixiangshang、nenggongtongfendoude！suoyi…”

“womingbaide，yanglaoshi!”xiaxiaomailikejiehua，biaoqingfeichang“yihan”danyoudaizhe“lijie”，“ninshuodehenyoudaoli，shiwohaibugouchengshu，kenengzanshidabudaonindeyaoqiu。jintianhengaoxingrenshinin，yexiexienindezhidian!”

tarucishuangkuaiyou“zibei”detaidu，fanerrangzhunbeileyiduzi“jujue”shuocideyanglaoshilengleyixia，suijisonglekouqi，kanlaiduifanghenyouzizhizhiming。

“ninenglijiejiuhao。”yanglaoshiliansehuanhelebushao，“neijintianjiudaozheili？”

tashuozhe，henzirandizhaoshoujiaofuwuyuanmaidan。

fuwanqian，taguoranyecongqianbaolinachuyigezhunbeihaodehongbao，dileguolai：“yidianxinyi，danwunishijianle。”

“zheizenmehaoyisi…”xiaxiaomaizhaolituiciyixia，dongzuoliuchangziran。

“yinggaide!”yanglaoshibahongbaosaijita，ranhouqishengaocidehaobuliulianwangmenwaizouqu。

xiaxiaomainazhehongbao，weixiaozhemusongtalikai。

dengneitingzhiyoulvedaikebandebeiyingxiaoshi，talikeditouchaihongbao。youshiliangzhanghongpiaozi！zhengzhengliangbaikuai！

“yesi！”taxiaoshenghuanhu，xiaoxindibaqianshouhao。

zheidunwanfanmeihuaqian，haijingzhuanliangbai，bingqiexiangshouleyichangmianfeiderenshengzhidaoke，xuezhuan！

taxinqingdahaodibashengxiadecaidabao，kaizhezhexiaodianlvhengzhexiaogewangjiadefangxiangshiqu。

xianqita？meigongzuo？meishangjinxin？

太好了！

要的就是这种效果！

xiwangjiexialaidexiangqinduixiang，dounengxiangyanglaoshizheime“mingshili”！

tadetangpingjijin，zhengzaiyikexidesuduzengzhangni！