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manbohajide《wo，beiguipengcile！》zheibenshuxiedehenhao！yuyanfengfu，henshizhidekan，linfengxuanjizishibenshudezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:bujingenzhetahuijia，haitangerhuangzhidizaitaketingli“anyingzhazhai”le！jiuxuanfuzaitaneizhangyonglewuniandelaojiushafashangfangbanmichu，yidongbudong，gengebeigongqilai……

精彩章节

1jiabanzhuanggui，shesikaiduanwanshangshiyidianlingsanfen，linfengdalegehaqian，yongliroulerousuansedeyanjing。

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”linfengmomotanlekouqi。dianti“ding”deyishengtingzaileyilou。datingli，zhiyoubaoandayezaidakeshui，

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dantacongxiaojiuyouyizhongguaiyidenengli——ouernengkandaoyixiechangrenkanbudaode“dongxi”，xiangtoumingdelunkuo，

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taliangundaipadiwanghoutuilehaojibu，yi**dunzuozailebingliangdedimianshang。

“ni……ninini……shishenmedongxi？！”tashouzhizhandoudizhizheneizhangguilian。zheixia，

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zheishigui？zheishipengciba？！difuxianzaiyewudouzheimeguanglema？haidaidajiede？“ni……nizaishuoshenme？

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”linfengdeneixinos：jinligepi！woyaoshijinlihainengjiabandaobanye？

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lingliqueshisunhaoyanzhong，jixubuchong。”linfeng：“……”dadushule？nidangwosansuixiaohai？“suoyini？

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ruoniganfanhui，hengheng……”guimeiyoushuowan，danneiyinsensendeyanshenyijingranglinfengbuhanerli。

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“nihaiyaogenzhewodaoshenmeshihou？”linfengshengwukeliandikanzhepiaozaitashenhoudeguzhuanggui。zheihuo，

bujingenzhetahuijia，haitangerhuangzhidizaitaketingli“anyingzhazhai”le！

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guizhengkaineishuangheidongdongdeyanjing，manyouyoudishuodao：“wudengjiyidijiemengyue，ziranyaoxingyingbuli。

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neitemeshinizaipengci！haiyou，shenmejiaoruzhijusuoyishiwuzhijusuo？wotemeshizude！womeifangchanzhengjini！

”guibuweisuodong，shenzhihaipiaoqilai，zaitaneizhanweiyideluodidengpangbianzhuanleyiquan，pingjiadao：“cichuyangqi，

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haobuhao？”guiyongkanshaziyiyangdeyanshenkanzheta：“niyiweiyangqishijiucai？xiangzhangjiuzhang？zaizhe，

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niwohulihuhui，qibumeizai？”linfengdejinliliandoukuainingchengkuguale。hulihuhui？

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“ninini……nishenmeshihoulaide？！”xuanjizidandingdipiaodaotashenbian，

zhilezhiyagaoheyashua：“ciwuheyong？weihejichuruciguaiyizhiwu？”linfengbengkuile：“zheishiyagao！

shuayayongde！niyigegui，yaoshuayama？”xuanjizi：“e，yuanlairuci。bendarencongweijianguo。

”tahaoqidipiaojin，shenchushouzhi，xuxudichuoleyixiajingzishangdeyagaomo。“pu——”linfengwuyuningye。

suanle，genguijiangshenghuochangshi，shitafengle。tasuishoumodiaojingzishangdeyagao，feikuaidishuawanya。

chizaocandeshihou，xuanjizirengranyiyanbufadipiaozaitashenpang，yanshenzhigougoudidingzhetashoulideniunaihemianbao。