《我,被鬼碰瓷了!》 小说介绍
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1jiabanzhuanggui,shesikaiduanwanshangshiyidianlingsanfen,linfengdalegehaqian,yongliroulerousuansedeyanjing。
diannaopingmushangmimimamadebaobiaorengjiushanshuozhemoxingdeguangmang,fangfozaichaoxiaotajinwanyoudehekafeiweiban。
“youshijiabandeyewan,youshibeizibenjiayazhadeqingchuna!”taxiaoshengdiguzhe,shenlegelanyao,
gutoufachu“kaka”deshengxiang,xiangshiyitailaojiudejiqijijiangbaofei。tasuozaideshiyijiaguanggaogongsi,
meiqimingyue“chuangyiwuxian”,shize“jiabanwudu”。jinwan,weileganyigekehucuideyaosidecehuaan,
zhenggebumenzhishengxiatayigedaomeidan。lingdaozoudeshihouhaipailepaitadejian:“xiaolina,
nianqingrenduochidiankushihaoshi,weilaishishuyunimende!”qunideweilai!linfengzaixinlifanlegebaiyan,
weilaishishuyunengzhunshixiabanderen。zhongyu,zai**deqianglizhichengxia,tawanchenglejintiande“shiming”。
baocunwendang,guanji,yiqihecheng。yeseyishen,zhenggebangongloujingqiaoqiaode,
zhiyoutajianpanqiaojideshengyinhaizaikongqizhonghuidang,momingdidaizheyisiguiyi。zuodiantixialoudeshihou,
taxiguanxingditaochushouji,shualehuierpengyouquan。gaozhongtongxueshaiwa,daxueshiyoushengzhi,
haiyougefaxiaoxuanyaogangmaidexinche……“guoran,zhiyouwo,zaiwuyedediantili,shigegududedagongren。
”linfengmomotanlekouqi。dianti“ding”deyishengtingzaileyilou。datingli,zhiyoubaoandayezaidakeshui,
dianshilibozhekangrishenju,beijingyinlekangkaijiang,daoshijizheifenjijingzengtianlejifenrenqi。
linfengchaozhebaoanshidefangxianghuilehuishou,shiyitayaozoule。baoandayemimihuhudi“ng”leyisheng,
suanshihuiying。tachugongsidamen,yiguliangfengpumianerlai。linfenglajinlewaitao,
jiakuaijiaobuwangditiezhanfangxiangzouqu。zheigedian,mobanchegujiyekuaitingyunleba。zouchugongsiyuanqu,
shiyitiaoxiangduipijingdexiaolu,ludenghunhuang,liangpangzhifanyemaodedashuzaifengzhongyaoye,touxiabanbolulideyingzi,
yingyingchuochuo,xiangjilezhangyawuzhuadeguiguai。linfengxinlifanqiledigu,pingshihuijiasuiranyezouzheitiaolu,
dandawanshangde,zongjuedeyoudianfamao。tajiakuailejiaobu,xinxiangganjintaolizheitiao“guijie”。jiuzaizheishi,
tayanjiaoyuguanghuranpiejianlubiandeyikelaorongshuxia,sihuyougedongxiyishanerguo。“shenmewanyier?
”taxinligedengyixia,tiaojianfansheditingxialejiaobu。zuoweigenzhengmiaohongdeweiwuzhuyizhe,
linfengxianglaiduiguiguaizhishuochizhiyibi。
dantacongxiaojiuyouyizhongguaiyidenengli——ouernengkandaoyixiechangrenkanbudaode“dongxi”,xiangtoumingdelunkuo,
huoshimohudeguangying。tayizhiyiweishizijitaileiyanhuale,huoshiguangxianjiaoduwenti,congmeiwanglingyizheifangmianxiang。
tazhuangzhedanzi,chaoneikelaorongshudefangxiangkanleguoqu。shuxiakongwuyiwu,zhiyoujipianluoyesuifengdazhuan。
“guoranshiyanhualeba。”linfengsonglekouqi,zichaodixiaoxiao,zhengzhunbeijixuganlu。turan,
yiguyinlengdehanyicongbeihouxilai,daizheyigufuxiudechaoshiwei。tahanmaodaoshu,mengdihuitou!
yizhangcanbaidaojinhutoumingdelian,tiezhetadehounaoshao,jinzaizhichi。neizhanglianjiaaoxian,yanwoshensui,
heidongdongdetongkongzhigougoudidingzheta,meiyouyisishengqi。“ma……maya——!
”linfengfachuyishengkanbishazhudejianjiao,shoujiyingshengluodi,pingmushuaidexisui。
taliangundaipadiwanghoutuilehaojibu,yi**dunzuozailebingliangdedimianshang。
“ni……ninini……shishenmedongxi?!”tashouzhizhandoudizhizheneizhangguilian。zheixia,
nei“dongxi”zhongyuluchulequanshen。neishiyigechuanzhexidefabai,shenzhiyouxiepodongdegujiuzhangpaodenanren,
shenxingshouxue,piaohubuding。tajiaobuzhandidixuanfuzaibankongzhong,yimeiwufengzidong,sanfazhesensenguiqi。
erzuirangtabengkuideshi,zheigui……zhangdeyetaizhenshiledianba?!gendianyingliyandeyimoyiyang!
neiguilianzhabaleyixia,fachushayadichendeshengyin:“heng,renlei,nihaomeilimao。jiandaoguren,
jingzheibanjinghuangshicuo?”“gugugu……guren?”linfenghededoukuainiaole,gu**agu!
tazheibeizidoumeijianguozheime**de“guren”!guijianlinfenghedelianseshabai,
jingranluchuleyigerenxinghuade“buyue”biaoqing,piaodaotamianqian,jugaolinxiadifushizheta。
“bendarenzaicidenghouniliangjiu。niguozhenmeirangwoshiwang,zhongyulaile!”linfeng:“……”dengwo?
deng**shenme?!jiabangoucanle,haiyaobeiguidingshang?!taqiangrenzhexinzhongdekongju,
jiejiebabadiwen:“ninini……daodixiangganshenme?”guishenchuyizhicangbaideshou,zhilezhilinfengdekoudai,
shengyindaizheyisiburongzhiyi:“jiqian。”linfeng:“???”tahuaiyizijishibushiheshale,huantingle。
zheishigui?zheishipengciba?!difuxianzaiyewudouzheimeguanglema?haidaidajiede?“ni……nizaishuoshenme?
”linfengnulibaochizhending,zhixiwangzheiguishilaigentakaiwanxiaode。guidexuyingningshilejifen,
mianmuyeduoleyisixiongli:“bendarenkanniyintangfaliang,zhoushenhongguangliaorao,dingshiminggebufandejinlitizhi。
”linfengdeneixinos:jinligepi!woyaoshijinlihainengjiabandaobanye?
lingdaoshikanwojiabanxiangjinyuzaiganglitupaopaocaizheimeshuodeba!guijixudao:“erbendarenmingtuduochuan,
beikuncidishubainian,jihanjiaopo,linglikujie。jinridejiantianxuanzhiren,zidang……”“dazhu!
”linfengmengdicongdishangtiaoqilai,tasuanshitingmingbaile。zheinalishigui,
zheifenmingshigehuotuotuodepengcizhuanyehua!tazhizhegui,qideshengyindoudoule:“ni!nishigui!
bushiqiangjiefan!haijihanjiaopo?niyigegui,chishenme?heshenme?yaolingli?nizhaogedaoshigennidayijia,
xidianyuanqibushigengkuai?nizhaowo?woyigedagongren,nengjinidezhiyoujiabanbaogao!
”guibeilinfengdeturanbaofanongdeyileng,meixiangdaozheigerenleijuranbuantaoluchupai。tadeyanshenshanshuoleyixia,
yuqiruanlexialai:“ke……renlei,niyousuobuzhi。bendarenbuyuanyurenzhengdou,gengbuxiexishiyuanqi。
bendaren,tangtangzhengzheng,guangmingleiluo!zhishi……zhishibushenyurendadushule,beikuncichu,
lingliqueshisunhaoyanzhong,jixubuchong。”linfeng:“……”dadushule?nidangwosansuixiaohai?“suoyini?
”linfengbaobei,baichuyifu“nijintianbujigehelijieshi,wofenfenzhongsongnihuilaojia”dezitai。
guipiaodaotamianqian,yuqibiandekenqieqilai:“suoyi,bendarenxuyaoyidian‘yangqi’ziyang。
nishenshangyangqiwangsheng,rutongyikexingzoudetaiyang!zhiyaonimeirijiebendarenyidianyangqi,zhubendarenhuifuxiuwei,
bendarenbiankezhonghuoziyou。jieshi,niwoenyuanliangqing,jingshuibufanheshui。”linfengdezuijiaochouchu:“jieyangqi?
nidangwochongdianbaoa?haiyou,zenmejie?
nibuhuishixiang……”tadunshinaobuleyichuguipianlidejingdianqiaoduan:guifushen,xiyangqi,
ranhouzhujiaojingqihaojin,bianchengrengan。guikandaotalianshangdejingkongzhise,fangfomingbaileshenme,
youxiebuxiedihengleyisheng:“nizheirenlei,sixiangzenshengruciwochuo?bendarenshihedengshenfen,
qihuixingneidengxiazuozhishi?jieyangqi,ziranshiyouwoguizudutedefangshi。”tashuozhe,raozhelinfengzhuanleyiquan,
ranhoushenchuneizhicangbaideshou,qingqingdi,xiangshiyumaoyiyang,penglepenglinfengdejianbang。
linfengzhijuedeyigubinglengdehanqishunjiantongguojianbangmanyanzhiquanshen,hunshendalegeduosuo。danchuleleng,
bingmeiyoushenmeqitabushideganjue。“haole,jinrifenyangqiyijie。”guishouhuishou,shengyinzhongdaizheyisimanzu。
linfengdairuomuji。jiuzhei?pengyixiajiuwanle?taganjuezijixiangshibeirenzhanlebianyi,danyoushuobuchugesuoyiran。
“buguo!”guideyuqiyoubiandeyansuqilai,“jiranniwoyijingyoule‘yangqizhiyuan’,neibianshihuxiangbangding。
nimeirixuxiangbendarengongjiyangqi,zhidaobendarenwanquanhuifu。zaiciqijian,bendarenzihuihunizhouquan。
ruoniganfanhui,hengheng……”guimeiyoushuowan,danneiyinsensendeyanshenyijingranglinfengbuhanerli。
zheitemeshishenmeguidajiea!zheishiqianlemaishenqiba?!haizihuihutazhouquan?nibiegenzhewowoxietianxiedile!
linfengyukuwulei。zijidejinlirensheng,kanlaiyaogenzheigebuzhidaohuoleduoshaoniandeshadiaogui,kunbangzaiyiqile。
taganjue,taderensheng,congjinwankaishi,chedichaozhebukeyuzhidefangxiang……shesile。2wodeguishiyou,
bujiangguide!linfengdejia,shizulaideliangjushi。buda,danshoushidehaisuanganjing。tayigerenzhu,
riziguodeyesuanyouzai。raner,congzuowanqi,zheifenyouzaijiuchedibeidapole。
“nihaiyaogenzhewodaoshenmeshihou?”linfengshengwukeliandikanzhepiaozaitashenhoudeguzhuanggui。zheihuo,
bujingenzhetahuijia,haitangerhuangzhidizaitaketingli“anyingzhazhai”le!
jiuxuanfuzaitaneizhangyonglewuniandelaojiushafashangfangbanmichu,yidongbudong,gengebeigongqilaidepaiweiside。
guizhengkaineishuangheidongdongdeyanjing,manyouyoudishuodao:“wudengjiyidijiemengyue,ziranyaoxingyingbuli。
ruzhijusuo,yishiwuzhijusuo。”linfengqidechadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai:“shenmemengyue?!
neitemeshinizaipengci!haiyou,shenmejiaoruzhijusuoyishiwuzhijusuo?wotemeshizude!womeifangchanzhengjini!
”guibuweisuodong,shenzhihaipiaoqilai,zaitaneizhanweiyideluodidengpangbianzhuanleyiquan,pingjiadao:“cichuyangqi,
shenshiweibo。ruzhishenghuo,zheshiqingku。”linfengdeqingjinbaoqi。zheigui,bujinbujiangguide,
haixuehuirenshengongjile?!“niyigegui,bushiyinggaizhuyinqisensendedifangma?wojiayangqizaiweibo,
yebinineiguiqisensendelaorongshuqiangbaibeiba?!”guiyouyouditanlekouqi:“ai,neishiniyousuobuzhi。
bendarenzhisuoyilinglikujie,bianshiyinweibeikunyuyangqizhidi,wufaxinayinqihuifu。
rujindelenizheijinlitizhideyangqiziyang,cailveganshutan。danyaochedihuifu,shangxushiri。”tashuozhe,
haiguzuozitaidiyongneizhicangbaideshouxuwuleyixiaxiongkou,yifuruobujinfengdeyangzi。
linfengkanzhetapiaohubudingdeshenti,chadianxiaochusheng。ruobujinfeng?niyigenengbawohedepigunniaoliudegui,
genwoshuoniruobujinfeng?dantazhuannianyixiang,zheiguishuodesihuyeyouneimeyidiandiandaoli。
ruguotazhendeyizhibeikunzaiyangqiwangshengdedifang,neiqueshikenengnanyihuifu,
suoyicaixuyaotade“yangqichongdianbao”?ke,zheibingbuyiweizhetayaogenyigegui“tongju”a!“wei,guixiong,
nikanzheiyangxingbuxing?”linfengnulijichuyisixiaorong,“nibushiyaoyangqima?womeitianduochidianrou,
duoshaishaitaiyang,jiniduochandianyangqi。ranhounixiwanlejiuhuiqushuijue,zanliangjingshuibufanheshui,gezianhao,
haobuhao?”guiyongkanshaziyiyangdeyanshenkanzheta:“niyiweiyangqishijiucai?xiangzhangjiuzhang?zaizhe,
bendarenhuifuqijian,yishouqitabuguizhituqinrao。ruonizaipangbian,neixiexiaoxiaozhibeizihuituibisanshe。
niwohulihuhui,qibumeizai?”linfengdejinliliandoukuainingchengkuguale。hulihuhui?
wozenmekandoushiwokuidale!“nei……nijiaoshenmemingzi?”linfengjuedejiranshi“shiyou”le,
zongdezhidaoduifangdechenghuba。guibishangyanjing,fangfozaihuiyimanzhangdesuiyue:“bendarenxingzouyangjianzhishi,
shirenjiezunchengyisheng‘xuanjizi’。naishiyidaixuanmenzongshi,tuiyantianji,qujibixiong,
wusuobuneng……”“xinglexingle!”linfenglianmangdaduanta,“xuanjizi?
niquedingbushixuanjidaozhangpangbiandesaodixiaotong?wokannizheipengcizhaoshu,daoshitingyou‘xuanji’de。
”xuanjizixuyingyizhi,sihubeitadekeboyanyuyezhule。“heng!fanren,xiudefangsi!bendarensuiranluopo,
danyuweiyoucun!”linfengfanlegebaiyan,landegenguizhengbian。fanzhengjintianshangbanshibiexiangle,tadehaohaoxiangxiang,
zenmebaituozheizun“dafo”。diertianyizao,linfengdingzhelianggeheiyanquanqichuang。tafaxianxuanjizibujianle,
xinlidunshiyixi。nandaozheiguishiliangxinfaxian,zhongyuzoule?taxingchongchongdipaoquxishu,zhunbeiqushangban。
jieguogangbayashuajishangyagao,yushidejingzili,yigecangbaideguiyingzaitashenhouruoyinruoxian。“zaoa,renlei。
”xuanjizideshengyinyouyouchuanlai。“a——!”linfengyoushihedeyiduosuo,yagaozhijiependaolejingzishang。
“ninini……nishenmeshihoulaide?!”xuanjizidandingdipiaodaotashenbian,
zhilezhiyagaoheyashua:“ciwuheyong?weihejichuruciguaiyizhiwu?”linfengbengkuile:“zheishiyagao!
shuayayongde!niyigegui,yaoshuayama?”xuanjizi:“e,yuanlairuci。bendarencongweijianguo。
”tahaoqidipiaojin,shenchushouzhi,xuxudichuoleyixiajingzishangdeyagaomo。“pu——”linfengwuyuningye。
suanle,genguijiangshenghuochangshi,shitafengle。tasuishoumodiaojingzishangdeyagao,feikuaidishuawanya。
chizaocandeshihou,xuanjizirengranyiyanbufadipiaozaitashenpang,yanshenzhigougoudidingzhetashoulideniunaihemianbao。
我,被鬼碰瓷了!