zailinyuanxianfeiyudexiaoshuo《balingshayanle，kongjiangchangzhangshiwoqianfuge》zhong，jiangsuizhishenheguishiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang，renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。jiangsuizhishenheguimianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing，tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan，yijiduirenxingdesikao，genzuozeixinxuyiyang，tiaojianfanshe，taxiaopaozhechongxiangwuliaokefangxiang。shenheguimizheyan，wangzhenvzhigongdebeiyingruoyousuosi。kanleyiyanshouwanshangdeyinsebiaopan，……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。
“nigechuxile，xiageyuekaishijinshengchengtangchangdexunluoduiduizhang，gongzicongyigeyueliushiwukuaiqianzhangdaolejiushikuaiqiangongzi，zhideqingzhu。”
yehongmeideyidixuanyaoerzichuxile，ranhouxiangqilaishenme，zhuiwen：
“nijintianshishixiqizuihouyitian，zenmeyang？xiageyuekeyizhuanzhenglema？”
jiangsuizhikandaoyenvshiyandideqipan，xintouyigeng，yingzhetoupihui：
“yinggaimeishenmewenti，zuzhangshuoxiabanjiujiwobanzhuanzhengshouxu。”
wentishi，benyinggaishixishangjiaxidehaorizi，taquekaixinbuqilai！
guoran，hegedeqianrenjiugaianjingditangzaiguancaili，biechulaibengda！
“neinizenmeyifubansibuhuodebiaoqing，sheiqifunile？”
yehongmeihuyidiwanglenveryiyan，suiranmunvxiangchubuguowunian，danshiduibicidepixing，neishixiangdanglejie。
nverdezhuangtai，butaizhengchanga。
“ai，jiuzhidaomanbuguoma，qishishi，jintianwomenchangkongjianglexinchangzhang，tingshuoyiqianneigechangzi.......”
jiangsuizhishayouqishidizhuanyihuati，bingchenggongdaipianyenvshidezhuyili。
jiulianzaibuzhiwankuaidesaozi，yetingdejinjinyouwei。
八卦嘛，谁都爱听。
yehongmeiyiweinvershipazouhoumenhuaqianmaidegongzuobeixinchangzhangfaxian，dangjianwei：
“qiaonineidianchuxi，pashenme？nigongzuobuchucuo，buxiedai，tianwanglaozilaile，yexiuxiangzhaochakaichuni。”
“jiushijiushi，zhizhibiepa，xianzainagechangmeiyoumaoni？
sheibaozhengsheidegongzuojiushilaoziniangchuanxialaide？
zheizhongmaimaigongzuodinggangdeshiduolequle，shipinjiagongchangyoubushineigekongjiangchangzhangjiakaide，taguanbuleneimekuan。”
xumeiligenzhepopoyiqianweixiaoguzi，shizaishixiaoguzishenshishicana！
gangchusheng，jiubeizhongnanqingnvdenainaidiule。
ranhoujijingnianzhuan，beiyiqizaixiangxialubian。
houlaijianlexiaoguziderenjia，yebushishenmehaodongxi。
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yijiarenwozaizheigexiaofangzi，henyongji，danshiyijiarenxinhenqi，yiqikefukunnan。
zhongyu，zaixiaoguzishengchanhoudeneigeyue，tangchangyoufenfangle。
zheiyici，tamenjiafendaoleyitaoliangshiyitingdefangzi，tamenliangkouzibanquxinfang。
jialidetiaojian，kaishimanmanbianhao。
xiaoguziyinweimeiyouxueliwenping，zuolegezhongzanghuoleihuo，zaiquanjiadehuxiangfuchixia，xiaoguzidelianggehaizizhongyuyaoshangyueryuanle。
gongpodelaopengyouyaotuixiule，zhudongzhaogongpo，yaoleyigediyushichangdejiage，jianggongzuojilexiaoguzi。
xianzai，xiaoguzizhuanzhengle，tazhangfugongzuoyoujinshengle，yijiarenzhongyuaochutoule，kebudemaidianrou，qingzhuqingzhuzheigehaorizi！
“shuoshenmeni，zheimerenao。”
jiuzaijiangsuizhibuzhidaozenmehuidasaozidehuashi，taqinaidelaobahuilaile。
laobaweipang，youdianpijiudu，wanxingnaodaihaimeituding，buranyenvshiyidinghenxianqi。
re，yenvshiyiyanshensaoguo，fenfu：
“jiangjianjun，quxishou。”
“得嘞。”
jiangjianjunmangquxishou，yigepiyebuganfang。
youlaopoderencaidong，beilaopoguan，shiyizhongduomexingfudeshi~
“爸爸！”
jiangyunlanchongmenkouhanleyisheng，shiyibabakuaihuijiaxishou，chifanle！
jinjiezhe，yigeshengaoyimibawu，moyangyingjun，**shangbanshendenanrenzoulejinlai。
“嗯。”
jianghongxingshizhuanyejunguan，yingjiganbu。
zuoshouyinshangwufajixuliuzaibudui，zhuanyehoufenpeidaoletangchangzuoanbaorenyuan。
yijinchang，jiushizhengshigong，wushikuaiqiangongzi。
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xianzai，chengleduizhang，jiushikuaiqiangongzi。
shijiangjiamingfuqishidedingliangzhu！
bujinxiaoshunfumu，chongqi，haichongmei。
tajiangmeimeibeinainaidiuqidezuianzaizijishenshang，zaizhaodaojiangsuizhizhiqian，douhuozaizizeneijiuli。
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keyishuo，jiangsuizhinengzuozheifengongzuo，maigongzuodeqian，datoujiushitazheigedagechude。
“大哥~”
yinweishixiongmei，tianshengdexuemaiqinqing，jiangsuizhiduizheigedageshitianrandeqinjin。
gengbieshuo，dasaoduitahao，yeshidagexinliduitadetaidu。
“嗯。”
jianghongxingmeiyanwenrou，duimeimeihanshou，jiezhejieguoqizidilaidemaojin，jiangshenshangdehangenranshangdehuichencaleca，jiezhequnazijideshangyi，zhongxinchuanhao。
jiangjianguozuoxiahou，zhaohudao：
“renqile，menguanshang，chuanghukaizhe，kaifanle。”
“昂。”
julimenbianbijiaojindejiangyunlan，dongzuofeichangzirandihuaxiadengzi，guanmen，shangsuo，yixiliedongzuosihuajile，fangfozuolewushubian。
zhuoshangderoucaifenliangzu，baozhengmeigerendounengchizhe。
danshimeigedaren，doubuyueertongdijialeroucaifangdaojiangsuizhiwanli。
zheishitamenzheixieniandexiguan，xiguanxing，xiangmibuta。
“gouleduole，wochibudiaozheimeduo，nimenyechia，biedoujiwojiacai，dage，nijiwoqinqindasaojiacaia。
wodasaobujinmaomeiruhua，haishangletingtang，xialechufang，ninengqudaowosaozi，zhenshibabeizixiudaodefufen~”
“chidenirou，haiguannidagetoushangle，shenmeshihouxiangtongle，jiwozhaogenvxuhuijiakankan？”
“ma，haonanrendoubeirentiaozoule，woyigepoxiangguafu，haidailiangwa，nalizhaodaotouhunhaileyidangyuandatoudehaonanrenya？”
“mama，nibuchou，nipoxiangle，yeshizuipiaoliangdemama~”
“mama，womenshibushituoyouping？yeyenainaishibushibuxihuanwomenle，xiangganwomenzou？”
yenvshiwuzhexinkou，xingenglezenmehuishi？
wangledadebuhaogao，lianggexiaodeyeshiguijingling！
“ma，bieshuozheishile，meimeideshi，rangmeimeizijizuozhu，napameimeiyibeizibujiaren，wogenmeiliyehuizhaoguta，yangta。”
“dui，wogenhongxingyigeyisi，meimeichileneimeduoku，jiarenbujiaren，haishikanmeimeizijidexiangfaba。”
“nainai，wozhangdale，yehuiyangwoxiaogugu，nibuyaoganxiaogugujiarenhaoma？”
“老婆，这、”
“闭嘴，吃饭。”
“哦。”
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