开局乌鸦嘴，警局却邀我入编上岸
《开局乌鸦嘴，警局却邀我入编上岸》 小说介绍
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《开局乌鸦嘴，警局却邀我入编上岸》 第二章 打出屎来 免费试读
“waimaiyuandeyitian”zhibojian。
zheigezhibojian，ziranjiushiyeshiyukaide。
zheiniantou，zhibobaohuo，yeshiyuyexiangkankanzijinengbunengchengweiyizhibeifengkouchuiqilaidezhu，yushijiukailezheimeyigezhibojian，zhuyaojiushizhibosongwaimaiderichang。
shoujijiufangzaishangyikoudaili。
绝对的第一视角。
benlaixixilalazhiyoujishigerendezhibojian，zaiduanzandejingmolejixizhihou，danmushunjianqingxieruyu。
“wocao？！wokandaoleshenme？neigerenbuhuizhendeshandaoshetouleba？！buhuiba？buhuiba？buhuiba？”
“shuiyoumen，sheidonga，wobenlaiyiweishanleshetoujiushiyijuwanxiaohua，jieguoshangwangchaleyixia，haizhenyoushanshetouzheigebing。fushangwochadaodeshanshetoudingyi，linchuangshangchengweishetoujixingniushang。shetouzhuyaoshiyoujirougouchengde，erjirou、rendaizuzhisiliedejieguojiushijixingniushang。”
“zhende？hahaha……taigaoxiaole，wohaishidiyicijiandaoyourenshanleshetou。duibuqi，wobuxiangxiaode，woshizhendemeirenzhu。”
“zhubozheizuishikaiguoguangdema？”
“yinggaizhishiqiaoheba，burankejiuliledapule！”
“feihua，womenkedoushizhangzaihongqixia，congxiaojieshoudebianshidawuweigemingjingshenheweiwuzhuyiwushenlunjiaoyu，haishiyaoxiangxinkexueha。”
……
yeshiyuyeburenweishizijiyijuhuadaozhide。
kandaobaoanqingniantuzheshetou，yeshiyuhaoxinwendao“wei，nishetoumeishiba？！”
baoanqingniandeshetoutengtongwubi，tengdexinzangdouyichouyichoude。cikeyeshiyudehua，yutalaishuo，daobuxiangshiguanqiedewenhou，fanergengxiangshixingzailehuodekantaxiaohua。
baoanqingnianyoutuileyeshiyuyiba，shetoulaihuihuanglehuang，faxianshetoujurannengdongle，likemashengdao“gunyibianqu！nizheigechousongwaimaide，laozikannijiumeianhaoxin。”
yeshiyumeitouyizhou，“nibulingwodehaoxinjiubale，meibiyaomarenba？songwaimaidezenmele，meichinijiadami，yemeihenijiatang，yongdezhezheimemarenma？meiyousongwaimaide，nayounima？meiyounima，nayouni？！”
baoanqingniancpudou***shaole。
yeshiyushuodeqingshengxiyu，xinpingqihe，yifujiangdaolideyangzi。
danshitazongjuedebujiandan。
youqishitaminruidebuzhuodaole“nima”lianggezi。
虽然没有证据。
danpingzheguomafengfudeshijianjingyan，tazhijuehaoxiangbeimale。
“laozijiumanile，ninengzenmezhe？bieshuomanile，wojiushimaniquanjia，niyounengnaiwohe？gun，tingdaomeiyou，fouzebieguaiwoduinibukeqi。”
baoanqingnianjuzhequantou，zuoshiweixieyeshiyu。
“ai，nizheiyangsuibianmaren，zaowandaomei。”
“我特么……”
baoanqingnianshouzhizheyeshiyu，huameiweishuowan，jiujiantayanbiyazi，“si……aiyou***！”
yeshiyuganmangtaitoukanqu，jiukandaobaoanqingnianjingranzijiyaozhezijishetoule。
甚至咬出了血。
zheidaomeilaideyetaijishileba？
“咳……呸……”
baoanqingnianzhijuedeyigutiexiuweizaichunchijianmiman，tazhidao，zheishichuxuele。xiangdaoyeshiyugangcaidehua，baoanqingniansuanshichedibayeshiyujihenshangle。
tasaibangzimengsuo，qichendantian，kechuleyidakounongtan，suihoushenxiyikouqi，baofuxingdechongzheyeshiyutuleguoqu。
yeshiyulingqiaodewangpangbianyiduo，haoqiaobuqiao，zheigeshihou，houbianzhenghaozoulaiyigeren。
啪！
xuezihuladeyikounongtan，ruojifeng，ruolijian，shunjianguanchuankongjian，zhengzhonghoulaineirendeetoumeixin。
shunzhebiliang，zuihoupanjuzailebijian。
xuanranyudi，hongyunbianbu，wanruyikuaipandebaolejiangdehongyu。
“a……neigezhu……zhuge，wo……wobushiyaotuni，zhei……zheizhendeshiyigewuhui。”
baoanqingnianshixiaoqubaoan，rendezheibeitatuleyiliande，zhengshixiaoqudeyezhu，erqiehaishifujinjianshenhuisuodejianshenjiaolian。
kankanneifamianmantouyibandegongertouji，zaikankanneigugunangnang，bicbeidouyaokuazhangdexiongdaji，baoanqingnianjiujuedexinhuang，tuiruan，ganzhan。
tusheishenshangbuhao，piantulezheimeyigerenxingguaishoushenshang。
neimedadequantou，buhuidazaitashenshangba？！
baoanqingnianganmangcoushangqian，faxianzijishenshangmeidaizhi，yegubudeexin，zhijienazheshoujiuwangzhugelianshangmo。
zheiyimobuyaojin，modezhugemanliandoushile。
“a……nige**，woyaoshaleni。”
zhugenule，mengdiyitui，zhijiebabaoanqingniantuidaozailedishang。youzibujieqi，zhugejibushangqian，yijiaochuaixianglebaoanqingniandeduzi，ganjuebuguoyin，youlianzhecailesanjiao，zuizhonggengshikoutufenfang。
tingzheneipengpengpengshidashidezhuangjisheng，yeshiyunapazaipangbiankanzhe，doujuedeteng。
yeshiyuyanlekoutuomo，youyuleyixiakaikoudao“zheiweidage，nixiaoxiaoqi，biezaidale。zaidaxiaqu，shidouyaobeidachulaile。”
叶时予话音刚落。
只听得。
“噗！”
zhijianbaoanqingniandekudangxiamian，jingshimengdituqiyikuaixiaoshanqiu！
baoanqingnianturanmanlianzhengningde，wangshangtailetai**。
sihuxiaoshanqiuzhangdaleyixie。
小风一吹。
臭气扑鼻。
正是屎的味道。
jingranzhendebashidachulaile！
zhugelikewuzhukoubi，xianqideganmangtuihoulesanbu。
zhibojianlidewangyoumen，jingdiaoleyidiyanzhuzi。
叶时予也惊呆了。
yinweitadenaohailituranchuanlaiyigeshengyin。
“ding！jiancedaoheshidesuzhu，xitongzhengzaibangdingzhong！”