《重生到春节妈妈用僵尸肉招待我这天》 小说介绍
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第一章
jinnianchunjieqiahaowomashengri,
tayongbingxianglicunfangduoniande‘jiangshirou’zhaodaiwohenver,
woquanbudongta,lazhenverzhijiechumen。
quebeiwogelanxia,shuowohenverjiaoqi。
zhengzhizhijian,tajingjiangwohenverdoutuixialoushuaisi。
zaicixinglai,wozhongshengdaomamashengrizheitian。
yijiarendougaogaoxingxingdechizhe‘jiangshirou’manyan。
woxiaozhejizhizijialehaojikuai‘wunianhongshaorou’:
“baobeiduochidian,chiwanzhanggaogao。”
......
wozhongshengdaochunjiemamashengrizheitian。
womazhengzaibingxianglifanxiangdaoju,neixiechenniande‘wuhuarou’、‘dazhouzi’、‘sixiwanzi’、‘zhengwan’.......
yiliuyandedoubeitafanchulaile。
shenzhiwojiehunzhiqianbaixiliuxiadedongyu,tayecunfangduonian,yibingnalechulai。
“tiana!meixiangdaobingxianglijingranyouzheimeduohaodongxi!”
shuoba,tayouchaowobaishou,rangwoyikuaiguoqukan:
“kuaipanyixia,zheixienengzuoduoshaocai?wokanzheyouzheixiejiuchabuduole,zenmeyenengcoushigeroucaile!”
shangyishi,tajiangzheixiechennian‘jiangshirou’xianbaosidechaowoxianbai,
kanzhedongdeyijingbiansederouzhi,womingquegaosuta:
“‘jiangshirou’zhiai,bunengchi,xinwenzhiqianjiubaodaoguo,yourenchilebingxiangliliangniande‘jiangshirou’,zhijiesongzoule。”
jieguowomafeidanbuwangxinliqu,fanershuowojiaoqing。
“nongcunrennayouneimeduojiangjiu,douzaibingxiangliyizhifangzheni!”
“bingxiangdedongxinayouhuaide?maixindenijiwoqiana!”
wotingzheihua,shunjianmingbailemadeyisi。
dangjitaochushouji,jitazhuanlesanqian,“zou,womenchuquchi,yaomejiumaixinde。”
womajianleqian,xiaodehebulongzui。
“buqu,zheiqianliuzhejinigecoushoufu。”
wodangshixinliyijing,danshimianshangmeishuoshenme。
jianwomazheiyang,wozhinenglaqiniuniuzhuanshenzou。
“‘jiangshirou’jiuliujinimenchiba,haizihaizaizhangshenti,chihuailejiumafanle。”
jiuzaiwolakaimenyaozoushi,wogechongleshanglai。
zhijiejiangmenzhongzhongguanshang,duizhewojiushiyibazhang。
“jintianjiurangwotimajiaoyujiaoyuni!majintianguoshengri,taqinshouzuofannihaitiaosanjiansi!”
zheiyibazhangbawodadenaoguawengwengzuoxiang,zuiliyemimanzhexingtiandeweidao。
yipangdenverzhijiebeiheku。
taiyanwangqu,saozizuozaishafashangkeguazi,yifukanhaoxidemoyang。
womashouzheneixie‘jiangshirou’,zenmeyebukencouqian。
xiaozhizizaiyipangdayouxi,butingdechongzheshoujijiaoxiao:
“dasita!dasita!”
yishijian,wofenbuqingtashuodeshilimianderenwu,haishishuodewo。
zhiyouwodeniuniu,weiwoxinteng,dashengkuhanzhebuxudamama。
“chuqujinian,jiuwanglenidegenshizainongcunle?!xianzailiandaizhexiaoyatoupianziyezheimejiaoqi!”
wotunxiayikouqi,bijingwoheniuniuzaizheiliguerguamu,
ruguozaiqichongtu,zhinengshiwomenchikui。
wowuzhuzhongqidelianjia,renzhuruanleyuqi:“ge,wokeyinaqian,jintianmashengri,womenquwaimianchi。”
“quwaimianchi?”wogelengxiaoyisheng:“niyouqianquwaimianchi,meiqianjiejiwocoushoufu?”
“wojiujieershiwan,nibuyuanyi,xianzaisuishoujimazhuansanqianchifan,kanlainipingshiriziguodetingziruna!”
wodehuoqichengyixiajiushanglaile,yuanlaishizaizheidengwoni!
kongpajintianjiaowohuilaijimaguoshoushiyinzi,xiangrangwojigenaqianzuoshoufucaishiguanjian。
“wojimazhuansanqian,shiyinweimajintianguoshengri,woyebuxiangtataicaolao,suoyishuochuquchi,wonaqian。”
“bingxianglide‘jiangshirou’nengbunengchi,nizuoweiyigeshangguoxuedechengnianren,nandaoxinlibuqingchu?”
“haiyou,jiehunzhiqiandecailiwoyifenmeiyao,quanbeinimenkouxiale,zheijiniannihesaoziyongdetingtongkuaiba?”
“nimenyigeyuesanqiandegongzi,haiyaoyanghaizi,ershiwandechequeshuomaijiumai,nandaorizibubiwoguodezirun?woxianzaihaizaiqidiancheni!”
“haiyou,buyaozaidawocaichandepu,woxianzaishoulideqian,doushiniuniubayongminghuanlaide。nixiangyaoqian,zijiquzheng!”
tiqiniuniuba,worenbuzhuhongleyankuang。
qianliangniantayingongxunzhi,jipeileyibiqian,ganggouwomenguerguamushenghuo。
wogemeixiangdaowonengyilianchuandefanbo,shunjianlengzaiyuandi。
yipangkeguazidesaozichulaidayuanchang:
“aiya,yijiarenshuoshenmeliangjiahuaa!rerenaonaojimaheshoujiuxingle,shenmenidewode,budoushiyijiarenma!”
zaisaozide‘tixing’xia,wogezaici‘kaiqiao’le。
“hunzhangdongxi,congxiaowozheimehuzheni,shangxueshihou,ninacizaiwaimianreshi,bushiwoqujinibaiping!”
“xianzainijiwofen,nidewode?”
shuobayoujuqipushanbandebazhang,zhunbeixiangwohuilai。
zheiciwoshizhenshengqile,zhijielanxiatahuixiangwodeshou。
“goulewangchao!niyaozhenzheimeyanewo,dakeyihewoduanjueguanxi!”
wozheijuhuagangshuowan,wangchaochuxianyisangzihaojiao。
yuanlaishiniuniukanbuguotajiujiuyoudawo,zhijieyikouyaozaiwangchaodeshoushang。
wangchaotongjiaochusheng,zhijiejiangniuniushuaixiangdimian。
抡起手来就开始打。
woziranbuhuikanzhenveraizou,yushiyejiaruzhandou。
zuizhongjieguokexiangerzhi,2v4,womenwanbai。
jiulianwoma,douyizhijiaorangzhe:
“dasizheilianggexiaojiantizi,zhenshifanle!”
xiaozhiziyezhuaizhenverdebianzi,butingdehanzhe“xiao**”,
nverman**dexiaolian,beixiaozhizishandehongzhongchuxue,
buduandekuhanzhemamajiuwo。
wozaibenxiangnverdeshihou,beisaoziconghoumianzhuazhu,
对着我的腰部狂踹。
zuizhongzaituisangzhiji,gegeyijiarenjiangwoheniuniutuixialou。
nverdiaoxialouhou,zhijieyanleqi。
erwozailinsizhiqian,haikanzhegegeyijia,zaichuangtailengxiao。
 
                 重生到春节妈妈用僵尸肉招待我这天
                                重生到春节妈妈用僵尸肉招待我这天