重生到春节妈妈用僵尸肉招待我这天粥一不喝粥-著

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《zhongshengdaochunjiemamayongjiangshirouzhaodaiwozheitian》wenzhangxiedehao，qingjiebizhen，neirongganren，wangchaoxiaozhizidengrenwumiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，zheiyangdexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuobeizhouyibuhezhouxiedekanchengwanmei。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“bingxiangdedongxinayouhuaide？maixindenijiwoqiana！”wotingzheihua，shunjianmingbailemadeyisi。dangjitaochushouji，jitazhuanlesan……

精彩章节

第一章

jinnianchunjieqiahaowomashengri，

tayongbingxianglicunfangduoniande‘jiangshirou’zhaodaiwohenver，

woquanbudongta，lazhenverzhijiechumen。

quebeiwogelanxia，shuowohenverjiaoqi。

zhengzhizhijian，tajingjiangwohenverdoutuixialoushuaisi。

zaicixinglai，wozhongshengdaomamashengrizheitian。

yijiarendougaogaoxingxingdechizhe‘jiangshirou’manyan。

woxiaozhejizhizijialehaojikuai‘wunianhongshaorou’：

“baobeiduochidian，chiwanzhanggaogao。”

......

wozhongshengdaochunjiemamashengrizheitian。

womazhengzaibingxianglifanxiangdaoju，neixiechenniande‘wuhuarou’、‘dazhouzi’、‘sixiwanzi’、‘zhengwan’.......

yiliuyandedoubeitafanchulaile。

shenzhiwojiehunzhiqianbaixiliuxiadedongyu，tayecunfangduonian，yibingnalechulai。

“tiana！meixiangdaobingxianglijingranyouzheimeduohaodongxi！”

shuoba，tayouchaowobaishou，rangwoyikuaiguoqukan：

“kuaipanyixia，zheixienengzuoduoshaocai？wokanzheyouzheixiejiuchabuduole，zenmeyenengcoushigeroucaile！”

shangyishi，tajiangzheixiechennian‘jiangshirou’xianbaosidechaowoxianbai，

kanzhedongdeyijingbiansederouzhi，womingquegaosuta：

“‘jiangshirou’zhiai，bunengchi，xinwenzhiqianjiubaodaoguo，yourenchilebingxiangliliangniande‘jiangshirou’，zhijiesongzoule。”

jieguowomafeidanbuwangxinliqu，fanershuowojiaoqing。

“nongcunrennayouneimeduojiangjiu，douzaibingxiangliyizhifangzheni！”

“bingxiangdedongxinayouhuaide？maixindenijiwoqiana！”

wotingzheihua，shunjianmingbailemadeyisi。

dangjitaochushouji，jitazhuanlesanqian，“zou，womenchuquchi，yaomejiumaixinde。”

womajianleqian，xiaodehebulongzui。

“buqu，zheiqianliuzhejinigecoushoufu。”

wodangshixinliyijing，danshimianshangmeishuoshenme。

jianwomazheiyang，wozhinenglaqiniuniuzhuanshenzou。

“‘jiangshirou’jiuliujinimenchiba，haizihaizaizhangshenti，chihuailejiumafanle。”

jiuzaiwolakaimenyaozoushi，wogechongleshanglai。

zhijiejiangmenzhongzhongguanshang，duizhewojiushiyibazhang。

“jintianjiurangwotimajiaoyujiaoyuni！majintianguoshengri，taqinshouzuofannihaitiaosanjiansi！”

zheiyibazhangbawodadenaoguawengwengzuoxiang，zuiliyemimanzhexingtiandeweidao。

yipangdenverzhijiebeiheku。

taiyanwangqu，saozizuozaishafashangkeguazi，yifukanhaoxidemoyang。

womashouzheneixie‘jiangshirou’，zenmeyebukencouqian。

xiaozhizizaiyipangdayouxi，butingdechongzheshoujijiaoxiao：

“dasita！dasita！”

yishijian，wofenbuqingtashuodeshilimianderenwu，haishishuodewo。

zhiyouwodeniuniu，weiwoxinteng，dashengkuhanzhebuxudamama。

“chuqujinian，jiuwanglenidegenshizainongcunle？！xianzailiandaizhexiaoyatoupianziyezheimejiaoqi！”

wotunxiayikouqi，bijingwoheniuniuzaizheiliguerguamu，

ruguozaiqichongtu，zhinengshiwomenchikui。

wowuzhuzhongqidelianjia，renzhuruanleyuqi：“ge，wokeyinaqian，jintianmashengri，womenquwaimianchi。”

“quwaimianchi？”wogelengxiaoyisheng：“niyouqianquwaimianchi，meiqianjiejiwocoushoufu？”

“wojiujieershiwan，nibuyuanyi，xianzaisuishoujimazhuansanqianchifan，kanlainipingshiriziguodetingziruna！”

wodehuoqichengyixiajiushanglaile，yuanlaishizaizheidengwoni！

kongpajintianjiaowohuilaijimaguoshoushiyinzi，xiangrangwojigenaqianzuoshoufucaishiguanjian。

“wojimazhuansanqian，shiyinweimajintianguoshengri，woyebuxiangtataicaolao，suoyishuochuquchi，wonaqian。”

“bingxianglide‘jiangshirou’nengbunengchi，nizuoweiyigeshangguoxuedechengnianren，nandaoxinlibuqingchu？”

“haiyou，jiehunzhiqiandecailiwoyifenmeiyao，quanbeinimenkouxiale，zheijiniannihesaoziyongdetingtongkuaiba？”

“nimenyigeyuesanqiandegongzi，haiyaoyanghaizi，ershiwandechequeshuomaijiumai，nandaorizibubiwoguodezirun？woxianzaihaizaiqidiancheni！”

“haiyou，buyaozaidawocaichandepu，woxianzaishoulideqian，doushiniuniubayongminghuanlaide。nixiangyaoqian，zijiquzheng！”

tiqiniuniuba，worenbuzhuhongleyankuang。

qianliangniantayingongxunzhi，jipeileyibiqian，ganggouwomenguerguamushenghuo。

wogemeixiangdaowonengyilianchuandefanbo，shunjianlengzaiyuandi。

yipangkeguazidesaozichulaidayuanchang：

“aiya，yijiarenshuoshenmeliangjiahuaa！rerenaonaojimaheshoujiuxingle，shenmenidewode，budoushiyijiarenma！”

zaisaozide‘tixing’xia，wogezaici‘kaiqiao’le。

“hunzhangdongxi，congxiaowozheimehuzheni，shangxueshihou，ninacizaiwaimianreshi，bushiwoqujinibaiping！”

“xianzainijiwofen，nidewode？”

shuobayoujuqipushanbandebazhang，zhunbeixiangwohuilai。

zheiciwoshizhenshengqile，zhijielanxiatahuixiangwodeshou。

“goulewangchao！niyaozhenzheimeyanewo，dakeyihewoduanjueguanxi！”

wozheijuhuagangshuowan，wangchaochuxianyisangzihaojiao。

yuanlaishiniuniukanbuguotajiujiuyoudawo，zhijieyikouyaozaiwangchaodeshoushang。

wangchaotongjiaochusheng，zhijiejiangniuniushuaixiangdimian。

抡起手来就开始打。

woziranbuhuikanzhenveraizou，yushiyejiaruzhandou。

zuizhongjieguokexiangerzhi，2v4，womenwanbai。

jiulianwoma，douyizhijiaorangzhe：

“dasizheilianggexiaojiantizi，zhenshifanle！”

xiaozhiziyezhuaizhenverdebianzi，butingdehanzhe“xiao**”，

nverman**dexiaolian，beixiaozhizishandehongzhongchuxue，

buduandekuhanzhemamajiuwo。

wozaibenxiangnverdeshihou，beisaoziconghoumianzhuazhu，

对着我的腰部狂踹。

zuizhongzaituisangzhiji，gegeyijiarenjiangwoheniuniutuixialou。

nverdiaoxialouhou，zhijieyanleqi。

erwozailinsizhiqian，haikanzhegegeyijia，zaichuangtailengxiao。