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kongqilipiaozheliezhixiangyan、chennianhuichenhemouzhongnanyiyanyudemenzhuoqiwei。wobeidizhebinglengdefanghuomen,
jinshudehanyitouguobobodechenshanbuliao,sheyiyangzuanjinjizhui,jiqiyipianxixiaodezhanli。
anquantongdaodeloutiguaijiao,chenglezheizuoboligangjinsenlinliweiyide、angzangdebinansuo。
wodeshouzhisisikoujinmenkuangbianyuan,cucaodeyouqikeliqianjinzhijiafengli,xiweidecitongmianqianglahuiyisishenzhi。
louxiachuanlaideshengyin,xiangcuiledudezhen,yigengenzhajinerduoli。「……qianzhenwanque!」
yigekeyiyadiqueyanbuzhukangfendenansheng,worendezheigeshengyin,shidongleiming。「zhougeqinyankanjiande!
jiushanggeyue,kaiyuejiudiandatang,neinvde,wanzhelaobangebo,niwaideyo……zeze,liandoutieyikuaierle!
buranniyiweipingshenme?lunzili,lunjiaban,lundedaota?」yizhenweisuoyayidexiaoshengwengwengxiangqi,
xiangyiquncangyingzaifulanwushangpanxuan。「hai,donggezhankaishuoshuobei?xijieni?」
lingyigeshengyindaizhepobujidaidejike,「laoban……zheishilaodangyizhuang?huanfadierchunle?」duanzandetingdun,
daizhemouzhongeyidedeyi。ranhou,lingyigeshengyinxiangleqilai,
niannidexiangpaguoyouwudebitichong:「zheihaiyongwen?jiuneiwanqinggongyanzhihoubei……laobanneiyanshen,zeze,
zhantashenshangjiumeixialaiguo!sanchangle,ranhoutamenliang,yiqianyihou,chedoumeikai,
zhijieliudazhewangkaiyueneibianqule……heihei,gunanguanv,shengengbanye,qujiudianganma?kaifangtangongzuoa?」
「hahaha!tangongzuo?chuangshangtanba!」「baitiantankehu,yelipeilaodu!」「neikebu,」
shengyinbagaolejifen,daizheyizhongniuqudexuanyao,「suoyishuoa,nimenhaizhenbiexianmutaneigeweizhi。
zenmeshangqude?tangshangqudebei!zhentoufengchuidehao,bishenmekpidouguanyong!neidianhuoer,
sheiganbushigan?guanjiandekanrenjiahuobuhuodechuqu……」tafachuyichuanxialiude、jimeinongyanbandeguaixiao。
zhijiazaimenkuangshangmengdihuaguo,fachu「cila」yishengqingxiang,zaihunzhuodekongqiliyichangjianrui。
xinzangzaileiguhoumianfengkuangleidong,zhuangdexiongqiangshengteng,meiyicibengxuedoudaizhezhuoshaobandetongchu。
huxijiannandijiyazhehoulong,meiyicixiqidouxiangtunxiaguntangdeshali。neixiewuhuibukandeciyu,
neixieniezaodexijie,meiyigeyinjiedouxiangcuidudegangzhen,fanfuchuancizhezaoyiqianchuangbaikongdeshenjing。
yanqianyizhenzhenfahei,weilifanjiangdaohai。wosisiyaozhuxiachun,zhidaochangdaoyisixingtiandetiexiuwei,
caimianqiangyaxianeiguexindexuanyungan。fennu?dangranyou,xiangdidibentudeyanjiang,shaozhuozhewuzangliufu。
dangengduodeshiyizhongbinglengde、chendiandiandejuewang,fangfozhuiruwuguangdeshenjing,
sizhouzhiyouhuanide、sanfazheechoudejingbi。pingshenme?wozuanjinlequantou,zhijiagengshendixianjinzhangxin。
fangdiaonandaobengkuibianyuanyouqiangchengqixiaorongdeshike……zuihoudoubianchenglebierenkouzhongqingpiaopiaodeyiju「tangshangqude」
?pingshenmewodenuli,wodejiazhi,yaobeizheiyangyipenwuhuibukandezangshuichedijiaomie,lianyidianhuoxingdoubusheng?
loudaozhongneixiesiwujidandehongxiaohewuyanhuiyu,xiangwushuzhibinglengchaoshideshou,ezhuwodehoulong,
tuozhewoxianggengshendeninaoxiachen。feiyebeiwuxingdezhongwujiyazhe,meiyicihuxidoudaizhesiliebandetongchu。
zheixiazhai、angzangdeanquantongdao,sihuchenglezhenggegongsieyifajiaodewenchuangsuoying,
neilingrenzuooudeyanweihunhezhechenfudehuichen,jiushiliuyanfeiyuzuizhenshideechou。buxing。
bunengjiuzheiyangbeiyanmei。bunengrenyouzheizangshuibazijinibi。yigeniantou,
daizheguzhuyizhidehenliheyushijufendebingleng,mengdicichuanleneipianjuewangdeheian。
xiangnishuizhezhuazhuzuihouyigenfumu,bu,gengxiangzhuazhuleyikuailengjiaofenmingdeshitou,chendiandiande,
daizhezasuiyiqiedejuexin。wopingzhuhuxi,dongzuojiangyingquedaizheyizhongqiyidejingzhun,
manmancongkudailimochushouji。binglengdejinshuwaiqiaotiezhehanshidezhangxin。zhijianzaipingmushanghuadong,weiweizhandou,
danmubiaomingque。pingmuyoulandeguangzaihunandejiaoluoliyishanershi,luyinjiemianwushengditiaolechulai。
pingmushangneigexiaoxiaode、shanshuodehongseyuandian,xiangyidininggudexue,youxiangyizhibinglengdeduyan,
chenmodizhushizhexiafangneipianwuhui。wobataqingqingtuijinmenfeng,quebaoneidianhongguangbuhuibeixiamianderenchajue。
neilingrenzuooudeshengyin,guoxiezhegengduobukanruerdexijieheeyidechuaice,yuanyuanbuduandiyongshanglai,
qingxidizuanjinshoujideshiyinkong,yezaicihenhennianguowodeermo。qitarendefuhe、hongxiao,
xiangbeijingyinlidequchong,gongdongzhefulandeturang。shijianzaiwuyanhuiyuzhonghuanmanpaxing,
meiyimiaodouxiangzaigunyoulijianao。zhidaodongleimingneijudaizhexialiuzhanyinde「huobuhuodechuqu……」zaicixiangqi,
xiangyibadundaogekailezuihouderennaixian。goule。womengdixileyikouqi,
neihunzazheyanchouhechenaidekongqiqiangdehoulongfayang。yanshenlizuihouyisiyouyubeichedishaojin,
zhishengxiayizhongjinhufengkuangdelengjing。shouzhiyichangwending,meiyousihaozhandou,diankailebohaojiemian,
anxialeneisangezaoyikezaigusuilideshuzi:1—1—0。binglengdemangyinzhixiangleyixia,
jiubeiyigechenwendenanshengqudai:「ninhao,110zhihuizhongxin。」「jingchatongzhi……」
wodeshengyinchongkouerchu,jianli、posui,daizheyizhongbeibidaoxuanyabiandejudajingkong,
shunjiansilieleloutiguaijiaodewuzhuokongqi。「jiuming!wo……wokenengzaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiabeirenminvganle!」
shengyinzaikongkuangdeloutijiandaizhehuixiang,xiangyikuaijushitourusishui。louxianeiwengwengdeyilunsheng、weisuodexiaosheng,
jiaranerzhi。siji。jueduide、lingrenzhixidesiji。wowozheshouji,houbeisisidizhebinglengdefanghuomen,
xinzangzaixiongqianglikuangtiao,jihuyaozhuangsuileigu。
wonengxiangxiangchuxiamianjizhanglianshunjiantunquxuese、xiemanjingehekonghuangdeyangzi。neiduanzande、zhenkongbandejijing,
bigangcaidewuyanhuiyugengrangrenzhixi。「tongzhi?ninshuoqingchu,ninxianzaizainali?anquanma?」
dianhuaneitoudeshengyinmingxianningzhongjicuqilai。「anquan……zanshianquan,wozaigongsi,dizhishi……」
wobaochugongsidexiangxidizhi,meiyigezidouxiangcongyafenglijichulai,qingxidekepa。「womeiyourenhejiyi!
bujiderenheguocheng!danshi……danshiwoyouzhengren!tamennengzuozheng!qiuqiunimenkuailai!tamenxianzaijiuzaizheili!
」dianhuaneitoukuaisujiluzhedizhi,shengyinchenwenyouli:「baochilengjing,daizaianquandedifang,
womenlikepairenguoqu!baohuhaoziji!」「hao……hao……kuaidian……」woshengyindoudebuchengyangzi,
guaduandianhuadeshunjian,neijudade、beiqinfandejingkonghejuewangganjihujiangwoyanmei。danwozhidao,zheizhishikaishi。
menbeiwomengdituikai,chenzhongdejinshufachu「kuangdang」yishengjuxiang,zaisijideloutijianlirutongjinglei,
woyibutalejinqu。loutiguaijiaodepingtaishang,yanwuliaorao,sangenanrenrutongbeishiledingshenzhou。
yigetongshizuilidiaozhedebanjiexiangyan「pada」diaozaidishang,jianqijidianhuoxing。
pangbiandetongshimenyigegedelianseshabai,yanjingdengdeliuyuan,xiangjianlegui。
erzhanzaizhongjian、gangcaihaituomohengfeidezhujiaodongleiming,gengshimianrusihui,zuichunduosuozhe,yanshenhuansan,
fangfolinghundoubeigangcaineitongdianhuachouzoule。neibaokailekoudeyanhe,kelianditangzaitajiaobian。
shijianninggulejimiao。zhiyouyancaoranshaodeqiangrenweidaozaiwushengdimiman。wodemuguangxiangcuilebingdedaozi,
zhizhicixiangdongleiming。lianshangdexuesetundeyiganerjing,shentikongzhibuzhudijuliezhandou,
fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosanjia。woliangqiangzhepuguoqu,dongzuodaizheyizhongbinsidefengkuanghejuewang,
shuangshousisizhuazhudongleimingdegebo,zhijiagezhebobodechenshanjihuyaoqiajintaderouli。「dongge!」
wodeshengyindaizhelingrenxinjidekuqiang,posuiyougaokang。「wotingdaole!wogangcaidoutingdaole!woyijingbaojingle,
nibangwozuozheng!qiuqiunibangbangwo!zhiyouninengbangwole!woshibei**le,wobeilaobanminvganle,
nimenshuodezheixieshiwoshenmedoubujide,qiuqiunibangbangwo,bangwozhirenlaobanneigechusheng!」
woshunjianxijingfuti,yanleixiongyongerchu,juedibangunluo,shunjiandashilelianjiaheyijin。
dongleimingbeiwozhuadeyigelieju,geboshangchuanlaijutong,taxiangshibeitangdaoyiyangmengdixiangchouhuishou,
yanshenlichongmanlejudadejingkonghejiyupieqingdehuangluan。「bububu!genwomeiguanxi!」tajihushijianjiaoqilai,
shengyinpilecha,pinmingniudongzheshentixiangzhengtuowodeqianzhi。「shizhouchangyou!shita!doushitagaosuwode!
tashuotaqinyankanjiande!laobandainiqujiudian!doushitashuode!」「bu!wobuxin,nishuodeyoumoyouyangde,
kendingshiniqinyansuojianduibudui!nibuyaodanxinhuibeilaobancitui,qingyidingbangwozuozheng,baituole!」
「wozhenmei!zhendeshizhouchangyoujiwoshuode!」dongleimingjideshoujiaodoubuzhidaowangnalifangle。
turantarumengchuxingbanjiaodao:「zhouchangyoushuodeshihouzhangcanweiyezaipangbian,tayetingjianle!buxinniwenzhangcanwei!
laoli,kuaiqua!bazhouchangyouyejiaoguolai!」shuozhe,tadejiaohaiqingqingtileyixiapangbiandetongshi,
shiyiganjinbangwojiewei,woxiexienibabeizuzong!tongshiyigejiling,liangundaipadichongxiangloutixiafang,
jiaobushengzaikongkuangdetongdaolihuangluandihuidang。woyijiusisizhuazhedongleimingdegebo,shentishaikangbandouzhe,
kushengqilijuewang,muguangquexiangdingziyiyanglaolaosuozailoutikou。xinlineigenjinbengdexian,
zaitingdaotongshicanghuangpaokaidejiaobushengshi,zhongyushaoweisongdongleyidiandian。diyibu,chengle。meiguoduojiu,
yizhenjicuzaluandejiaobushengconglouxiachuanlai。tongshiqichuanyuyudizhuaizheyigerenchongleshanglai。
beizhuaishanglaidezhouchangyouyilianmangranhenaonu,toufayouxielingluan,xianranshibeiyingtuoguolaide。
「zhangcanweimashangjiudao!」「gaoshenmegui?lizhongwang**zenmexiangtiaogouside……」
tamamalieliedeshengyinzaikandaowodeshunjianjiaranerzhi。dangtakanqingwosisizhuazhedongleiming,kudejihutuoli,
erdongleimingxiangjianleguiyiyangzhizhetadeyangzi。zhouchangyoulianshangdemangranxunsubeiyizhongbuxiangdeyuganqudai,
yanshenshanshuoqilai,xiayishidijiuxiangwanghoutui。「zhouge!」wofachuyishenggengjiaqilidekuhan,
fangfokandaoleweiyidexiwangzhiguang。womengdisongkaidongleiming,xiangzhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocaoyiyangpuxiangzhouchangyou,
shuangshouzaicijinjinzhuazhutadegebo,liqidaderangtayigeliangqiang。yanleigengjiaxiongyong,
shengyindaizhesixinliefeideaiqiu,「zhouge!shini!shinikanjiandeduibudui?
nikanjianlaoban……kanjiantaduiwo……qiuqiuni!niyidingyaobangwozuozheng!woyijingbaojingle,jingchamashangjiulai,
qiunishuochulai!chushenga!bunengfangguoneigechushenga!」woyaohuangzhetadegebo,
shentideliliangfangfodouyazailetashenshang,yanshenlishijudade、beicuihuihoudejingkongheweiyizhuazhu「mujizhe」
dejuewangxiji。zhouchangyoubeiwoyaohuangdezhanlibuwen,lianshangxuesejinshi,zuichunduosuodegenglihaile,
yanshenlidehuangluanjihuyaoyichulai。tapinmingxiangzhengtuowodeshou,shengyindoubianlediao:「ni……nihushuoshenme!
meiyoudeshi!woshenmedoubuzhidao!nifangkaiwo!」「zhouchangyou!」dongleimingzaiyipangjidetiaojiao,
weilechedibazijizhaiganjing,tazhijiehoulechulai,shengyinjianlicier。「**zhuangshenmesuan!
mingmingjiushiniqinkougaosuwode!jiuzaizuotianxiawuchashuijian!
nishuoniqinyankanjianlinxxhelaobanyiqicongkaiyuejiudianchulaide!nihaishuo……」
tapieleyiyanzhuangruofengdiandewo,houmiangenglugudehuayingshengshengyanlehuiqu,danyisizaimingbaibuguo。「zhangcanwei!
lailejiubiezhuangsi!dangshiniyezai!shibushitashuode?」beidianmingdezhangcanweihunshenyiduosuo,
zhihenzijizoudetaikuai,haiyiweitongshijiaozijichouyanni!taliansecanbai,
zaidongleiminghewosisidingzhedemuguangxia,zuichunxidonglejixia,zuizhongjiannandidianlexiatou,
shengyinxiruwenrui:「……shi,shizhougeshuode。」zhouchangyoudelianseshunjianyoubaizhuanqing,zaiyouqingzhuanzi,
xiangdafanlediaosepan。tazhangzhezui,houlonglifachu「hehe」deshengyin,xiangfanbo,xiangdilai。
danzaidongleimingjiqiedezhizhenghezhangcanweinuoruodediantoumianqian,
zaizhouweijigetongshijingkongyoujiyupieqingdemuguangbaoweixia,taneidianjiaobiandeliqishunjianbeichouganle。
tazuichunjuliediduosuozhe,yanshenjuewangdisaoguozhongren,zuihoudinggezaiwosisizhuazhutagebo、chongman「xiji」
deshoushang。chengle!woxinzhongneigenbinglengdexianmengdiyisong,suijiyoubeigengqiangliede、baofuxingdehuoyandianran。
yanleiliudegengxiong,kuhaoshengbagaodaocierdechengdu:「zhouge!nitingdaole!dajiadoutingdaole!nikanjianle!
qiuqiuni!jingchalaileniyidingyaoshuoshihua!biepa!biepalaobankaichuni!falvhuibaohuwomende!
qiuqiunishuochuzhenxiang!neigechusheng……neigechushengdaodiduiwozuoleshenmea?!」woyaohuangzhetadegebo,
shentideliliangfangfoyaobatatuokua。「bu!bushi!meiyouminvgan!」zhouchangyoubeiwokudehunfeiposan,
zhongyuchedibengkuile.tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou,zhenggerenxiangbeichoudiaolegutouyiyangwanghousuo,
shuangshoupinmingzaishenqianhuiwu,shengyindaizhekuqiang,yuwulunci.「jiade!doushijiade!laobanmeiyou!
shiwo……shiwohushuode!doushiwohushuode!shiwoxiabiande!nibiezhaowo!genwomeiguanxi!」
tajingkongdihoutui,houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaibinglengdeqiangbishang,fachuchenmendexiangsheng。takaozheqiang,
shentishunzheqiangbiwangxiahua,yanshenhuansan,
zuilizhishengxiawuyishidenannan:「jiade……doushijiade……wobiande……」jiuzaizheishi,
louxiachuanlaileqingxierjicudejingdisheng,youyuanjijin,yuelaiyuexiang,zuihouzailouxiajiaranerzhi。
neijianruide、daibiaoguojiajiqideshengyinchuantoulelouceng,xiangyidaowuxingdeshandianpikailezheiwuzhuohunluandejiaoluo。
chenzhongdejiaobushengkuaisuyanzheloutixiangshangbenlai。loutijiandemenbeimengdituikai,
liangweichuanzhezhifudeminjingchuxianzaimenkou,muguangruiliruyingsun。
shunjiansaoguozheihunluanbukandechangmian:kudesixinliefei、jihutanruanzaididewo。
mianwurense、suozaiqiangjiaodourushaikangdezhouchangyou。jiyupieqing、lianseshabaidedongleiminghezhangcanwei。
yijipangbianjigeshouzuwucuo、jinruohanchandenantongshi。「sheibaodejing?」weishoudeminjingshengyinchenwen,
daizheburongzhiyideweiyan,muguangzuizhongluozaiwoshenshang。woxiangshikandaolejiuxing,zhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai,
shentiqueyijiudoudelihai,yanleijuedibanyongchu。「jingchatongzhi……shiwo……」shengyinsiyaposui,
daizhejudadejingkonghewuzhu。「wo……wokenengbei……beiminvganle……」huaweishuowan,
woyoushiyizhenchouqi,tongshihaibansuishentidejuliedoudong,fangfosuishihuiyunjueguoqu。「meiyou!jingchatongzhi!
meiyoudeshi!」zhouchangyouxiangshibeizhenzhaleyiyang,mengdicongdishangdanqilaiyidian,kaozheqiang,shengyindaizhekuqiang,
jiqiedijieshi。「doushijiade!shiwo!shiwozijihubianluanzaode!genbenmeiyoudeshi!laobanmeiyouminvganta!
doushiwoxiashuode!」tayusufeikuai,shengpashuomanlejiuzuoshileshenmekepadezuiming。minjingmeitoujinsuo,
muguangzaiwohezhouchangyouzhijianlaihuisaoshi,zuihoudinggezaizhouchangyouneizhangxiemanjingkongdelianshang。「nibaodejing,
shuoyourennengzuozheng?」minjingkanxiangwo,yuqiyansu。「shita!」wochouyezhe,
shouzhizhandouquewubijiandingdizhixiangsuozaiqiangjiaodezhouchangyou。yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuzi,「zhouchangyou!
tashuotaqinyankanjiande!kanjianlaobandaiwoqujiudian……jiushi……jiushineitianwanshang……」woqibuchengsheng,
fangfohuiyineige「bucunzai」deyewanbenshendoushiyizhongjudadetongkuzhemo。「haiyoutamen!」
woyouzhilezhidongleiminghezhangcanweidengren,「jiushitamengaosuwode,wocaiyishidaozijikenengbeiminvganle,
haiqingjingchatongzhiweiwozuozhua!」shuozhe,wodeleishuibushoukongzhidipenyongerchu。
minjingdemuguangrushizhibanyaxiangzhouchangyou:「niqinyansuojian?」zhouchangyoubeineimuguangcideyisuo,
lenghanshunjianjintoulehoubeidechenshan,niannibingliang。tayanshenfengkuangshanshuo,zuichunduosuozhe,houlonglifachu「gege」
deshengxiang,xiangshizaijinxingjiliedesixiangdouzheng。taxiayishidiyouxiangfouren,
muguangsaoguowoneizhangbumanleihen、chongman「xiji」delian。
saoguopangbiandongleiminghezhangcanweijiyupieqingdejinzhangshenqing,
saoguominjingneidongxiyiqiebanderuiliyanshen……「zhouchangyou!**daoshishuohuaa!」
dongleimingzaiyipangjidejihuyaotiaoqilai,shengyinjianlidicuicu,daizhehaobuyanshidekongju。「jingchatongzhi,
jiushitashuode!taqinkoushuode!youliaotianjilu!zhangcanweiyenengzhengming!niganjinchengrena!biehaiwomen!」
zaidongleimingjiqiedecuicuheminjingwushengdeweiyaxia,zhouchangyoudexinlifangxianchedibengtale。tamengdidixiatou,
jianbangjuliedisongdongqilai,fachuyayide、bengkuidewuyan。「shi……shiwoshuode……」tashengyinhanhun,
daizhenongzhongdebiyin,meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulai。
「shiwo……shiwozaoyao……woxiabiande……laobanmeiyou……meiyouminvganta……」
「nijutishenmeshijian、shenmedidiankandaode?zainagejiudian?jidianjinchu?」minjingzhuiwen,
yuqimeiyousihaofangsong。zhouchangyouchedihuangleshen,tanalibiandechuzheixiexijie?yanshenhuangluandisichuluanpiao,
zhizhiwuwu:「wo……wojibuqingle……keneng……kenengkancuole……」「zhouchangyou!」
minjingdeshengyindouranyanliqilai,daizhezhenshe。「zhiqingbubao,zuoweizheng,doushiyaofufalvzerende!
xiangqingchuzaihuida!」zheiyishengliherutongdangtoubanghe,chedijisuilezhouchangyouzuihouyisijiaoxing。
tamengditaiqitou,lianshangtileihengliu,shengyindaizhechedidejuewanghekuqiang:「meiyou!zhendemeiyou!jingchatongzhi!
doushijiade!quanshiwozijibianchulaide!wo……wojiushijiduta!
tagongzuonengli……shibiwoqiang……laobanjitashengzhijiaxin……wo……woxinlibupingheng!」tayuwulunci,
shengyinyuelaiyueda,daizheyizhongpoguanziposhuaidebengkui。「wojiushixiangrangtazaigongsidaibuxiaqu!
xiangrangtashoubulecizhi……neigeweizhi……neigeweizhijiugaishiwode!shiwoxiabiande!doushiwoxiabiande!
wogaisi!wo**!」tayibiankuhan,yibianyongquantouhenhenzazhezijidenaodai。「bushide!jingchatongzhi!」
wolikejianshengfanbo,shengyindaizhejudade「weiqu」he「buxin」。「zhougenibiepa!
shibushilaobanweixienile?jingchatongzhizaizheili,tabuganbanizenmeyangde!qiunishuoshihua!
wo……wozhendeshenmedoubujidele……」wokudejihuchuanbushangqi,shentiyaoyaoyuzhui。「meiyouweixie!
zhenmeiyou!jiushiwoxiabiande!」zhouchangyoujidezhiduojiao,yanleibitihuleyilian,langbeibukan。
minjingkanzheyanqianzheichangnaojubandeduizhi,meitouzhoudegengjin。tanachujingwutong,kuaisucaozuolejixia,
ranhouduizhehuatongshuodao:「nihao,qingtongzhixxgongsifuzerenduxx,
rangtalikehuigongsiyitangpeihediaocha。dui,shejiyiqi……kenengdeqiangzhiweixieanjian,
xuyaotabenrendaochangshuomingqingkuang。jinkuai。」dianhuaguaduan,
loutijianlizhishengxiazhouchangyoubengkuidewuyanhewoyayidechouqisheng。kongqifangfoningguchenglechenzhongdeqiankuai,
yademeigerendouchuanbuguoqi。dongleiminghezhangcanweidengrensuozaijiaoluo,henbudebazijibianchengkongqi,
lianhuxidoufangdaolezuiqing。shijianzailingrenzhixidechenmozhongyifenyimiaodipaxing。
meiyimiaodouxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。zhouchangyoudechouqishengjianjiandilexiaqu,zhishengxiajianbangouerdesongdong。
woyijiudichuizhetou,leishuiwushengdihualuo,dizaibinglengdeshuinidishang,yinkaiyixiaopianshensedeyinji。
zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin,neidianjianruidetengtongtixingzhewobaochiqingxing,
baochizheshouhaizheneiyaoyaoyuzhuide、beijudachuangshangjikuadebiaoxiang。zhongyu,
louxiachuanlaileqicheyinqingdehongminghejichachedeciershengxiang。chenzhongdejiaobushengzaicizailoutijianxiangqi,
bigangcaigengjiajicu,daizheyiguyayibuzhudenuhuohemangran。jiaobushengzailoutiguaijiaochutingxia。
laobanchuxianzaimenkou。taxianranlaidejiqicongmang,pingriliyisibugoudexizhuangwaitaokouzidoukoucuoleyige,
lingdaiwaixiediguazaibozishang。talianshanghunhezhejinge、nanyizhixinhebeiwuduanjuanruxuanwodefennu,
muguangsaoguozheihunluanbukandechangmian:kuqidewo,bengkuidezhouchangyou,lianseshabaidedongleiminghezhangcanwei,
yijiliangweibiaoqingyansudeminjing。「zenmehuishi?jingchatongzhi?」
laobandeshengyindaizhejilikezhidekunhuoheyisibuyichajuedezhandou,muguangzuizhongluozaiminjingshenshang。
「nishiduxx?」minjingquerenshenfen。「shiwo。」laobandiantou。「zheiweinvshibaojing,」minjingzhixiangwo,
yuqipingzhi,「chengkenengzainibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxia,zaoshouleqiangzhiweixie。tabiaoshimeiyouxiangguanjiyi,
danyouzhengren,」minjingdemuguangzhuanxiangqiangjiao,「zheiweizhouchangyoushengcheng,taqinyanmudunidaitajinrujiudian。」
「shenme?!」laobandeyanjingshunjiandengda,tongkonglibaofachunanyizhixindejingnu,shengyindouranbagao,
xiangbeicaileweibadeshizi。tamengdizhuantou,muguangrutongshaohongdeluotie,
henhendingzaizhouchangyouneizhangtileijiaojia、langbeibukandelianshang。「zhouchangyou!」
laobandeshengyinyinweijizhidefennuerniuqubianxing,daizheyizhongyaojiangrensisuidehenli。
tajibuchongdaozhouchangyoumianqian,shouzhijihuchuodaoduifangdebijian。「nitamfangshenmegoupi!
 
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