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《zaowohuangyao？wozhijiexianzhuozibaojing！》shiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youshuawodikaqinglichuangzuo。gushiyizhouchangyoudongleimingweizhongxinzhankai，jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin，zhouchangyoudongleimingbuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibulingrenjingtandezuilizhishengxiawuyishidenannan：「jiade……doushijiade……wobiande……」jiuzaizheishi，louxiachuanlaileqingxierjicudejingdisheng，youyuanjijin，yuelaiyuexiang，zui……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong，wufaziba。

精彩章节

kongqilipiaozheliezhixiangyan、chennianhuichenhemouzhongnanyiyanyudemenzhuoqiwei。wobeidizhebinglengdefanghuomen，

jinshudehanyitouguobobodechenshanbuliao，sheyiyangzuanjinjizhui，jiqiyipianxixiaodezhanli。

anquantongdaodeloutiguaijiao，chenglezheizuoboligangjinsenlinliweiyide、angzangdebinansuo。

wodeshouzhisisikoujinmenkuangbianyuan，cucaodeyouqikeliqianjinzhijiafengli，xiweidecitongmianqianglahuiyisishenzhi。

louxiachuanlaideshengyin，xiangcuiledudezhen，yigengenzhajinerduoli。「……qianzhenwanque！」

yigekeyiyadiqueyanbuzhukangfendenansheng，worendezheigeshengyin，shidongleiming。「zhougeqinyankanjiande！

jiushanggeyue，kaiyuejiudiandatang，neinvde，wanzhelaobangebo，niwaideyo……zeze，liandoutieyikuaierle！

buranniyiweipingshenme？lunzili，lunjiaban，lundedaota？」yizhenweisuoyayidexiaoshengwengwengxiangqi，

xiangyiquncangyingzaifulanwushangpanxuan。「hai，donggezhankaishuoshuobei？xijieni？」

lingyigeshengyindaizhepobujidaidejike，「laoban……zheishilaodangyizhuang？huanfadierchunle？」duanzandetingdun，

daizhemouzhongeyidedeyi。ranhou，lingyigeshengyinxiangleqilai，

niannidexiangpaguoyouwudebitichong：「zheihaiyongwen？jiuneiwanqinggongyanzhihoubei……laobanneiyanshen，zeze，

zhantashenshangjiumeixialaiguo！sanchangle，ranhoutamenliang，yiqianyihou，chedoumeikai，

zhijieliudazhewangkaiyueneibianqule……heihei，gunanguanv，shengengbanye，qujiudianganma？kaifangtangongzuoa？」

「hahaha！tangongzuo？chuangshangtanba！」「baitiantankehu，yelipeilaodu！」「neikebu，」

shengyinbagaolejifen，daizheyizhongniuqudexuanyao，「suoyishuoa，nimenhaizhenbiexianmutaneigeweizhi。

zenmeshangqude？tangshangqudebei！zhentoufengchuidehao，bishenmekpidouguanyong！neidianhuoer，

sheiganbushigan？guanjiandekanrenjiahuobuhuodechuqu……」tafachuyichuanxialiude、jimeinongyanbandeguaixiao。

zhijiazaimenkuangshangmengdihuaguo，fachu「cila」yishengqingxiang，zaihunzhuodekongqiliyichangjianrui。

xinzangzaileiguhoumianfengkuangleidong，zhuangdexiongqiangshengteng，meiyicibengxuedoudaizhezhuoshaobandetongchu。

huxijiannandijiyazhehoulong，meiyicixiqidouxiangtunxiaguntangdeshali。neixiewuhuibukandeciyu，

neixieniezaodexijie，meiyigeyinjiedouxiangcuidudegangzhen，fanfuchuancizhezaoyiqianchuangbaikongdeshenjing。

yanqianyizhenzhenfahei，weilifanjiangdaohai。wosisiyaozhuxiachun，zhidaochangdaoyisixingtiandetiexiuwei，

caimianqiangyaxianeiguexindexuanyungan。fennu？dangranyou，xiangdidibentudeyanjiang，shaozhuozhewuzangliufu。

dangengduodeshiyizhongbinglengde、chendiandiandejuewang，fangfozhuiruwuguangdeshenjing，

sizhouzhiyouhuanide、sanfazheechoudejingbi。pingshenme？wozuanjinlequantou，zhijiagengshendixianjinzhangxin。

fangdiaonandaobengkuibianyuanyouqiangchengqixiaorongdeshike……zuihoudoubianchenglebierenkouzhongqingpiaopiaodeyiju「tangshangqude」

？pingshenmewodenuli，wodejiazhi，yaobeizheiyangyipenwuhuibukandezangshuichedijiaomie，lianyidianhuoxingdoubusheng？

loudaozhongneixiesiwujidandehongxiaohewuyanhuiyu，xiangwushuzhibinglengchaoshideshou，ezhuwodehoulong，

tuozhewoxianggengshendeninaoxiachen。feiyebeiwuxingdezhongwujiyazhe，meiyicihuxidoudaizhesiliebandetongchu。

zheixiazhai、angzangdeanquantongdao，sihuchenglezhenggegongsieyifajiaodewenchuangsuoying，

neilingrenzuooudeyanweihunhezhechenfudehuichen，jiushiliuyanfeiyuzuizhenshideechou。buxing。

bunengjiuzheiyangbeiyanmei。bunengrenyouzheizangshuibazijinibi。yigeniantou，

daizheguzhuyizhidehenliheyushijufendebingleng，mengdicichuanleneipianjuewangdeheian。

xiangnishuizhezhuazhuzuihouyigenfumu，bu，gengxiangzhuazhuleyikuailengjiaofenmingdeshitou，chendiandiande，

daizhezasuiyiqiedejuexin。wopingzhuhuxi，dongzuojiangyingquedaizheyizhongqiyidejingzhun，

manmancongkudailimochushouji。binglengdejinshuwaiqiaotiezhehanshidezhangxin。zhijianzaipingmushanghuadong，weiweizhandou，

danmubiaomingque。pingmuyoulandeguangzaihunandejiaoluoliyishanershi，luyinjiemianwushengditiaolechulai。

pingmushangneigexiaoxiaode、shanshuodehongseyuandian，xiangyidininggudexue，youxiangyizhibinglengdeduyan，

chenmodizhushizhexiafangneipianwuhui。wobataqingqingtuijinmenfeng，quebaoneidianhongguangbuhuibeixiamianderenchajue。

neilingrenzuooudeshengyin，guoxiezhegengduobukanruerdexijieheeyidechuaice，yuanyuanbuduandiyongshanglai，

qingxidizuanjinshoujideshiyinkong，yezaicihenhennianguowodeermo。qitarendefuhe、hongxiao，

xiangbeijingyinlidequchong，gongdongzhefulandeturang。shijianzaiwuyanhuiyuzhonghuanmanpaxing，

meiyimiaodouxiangzaigunyoulijianao。zhidaodongleimingneijudaizhexialiuzhanyinde「huobuhuodechuqu……」zaicixiangqi，

xiangyibadundaogekailezuihouderennaixian。goule。womengdixileyikouqi，

neihunzazheyanchouhechenaidekongqiqiangdehoulongfayang。yanshenlizuihouyisiyouyubeichedishaojin，

zhishengxiayizhongjinhufengkuangdelengjing。shouzhiyichangwending，meiyousihaozhandou，diankailebohaojiemian，

anxialeneisangezaoyikezaigusuilideshuzi：1—1—0。binglengdemangyinzhixiangleyixia，

jiubeiyigechenwendenanshengqudai：「ninhao，110zhihuizhongxin。」「jingchatongzhi……」

wodeshengyinchongkouerchu，jianli、posui，daizheyizhongbeibidaoxuanyabiandejudajingkong，

shunjiansilieleloutiguaijiaodewuzhuokongqi。「jiuming！wo……wokenengzaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiabeirenminvganle！」

shengyinzaikongkuangdeloutijiandaizhehuixiang，xiangyikuaijushitourusishui。louxianeiwengwengdeyilunsheng、weisuodexiaosheng，

jiaranerzhi。siji。jueduide、lingrenzhixidesiji。wowozheshouji，houbeisisidizhebinglengdefanghuomen，

xinzangzaixiongqianglikuangtiao，jihuyaozhuangsuileigu。

wonengxiangxiangchuxiamianjizhanglianshunjiantunquxuese、xiemanjingehekonghuangdeyangzi。neiduanzande、zhenkongbandejijing，

bigangcaidewuyanhuiyugengrangrenzhixi。「tongzhi？ninshuoqingchu，ninxianzaizainali？anquanma？」

dianhuaneitoudeshengyinmingxianningzhongjicuqilai。「anquan……zanshianquan，wozaigongsi，dizhishi……」

wobaochugongsidexiangxidizhi，meiyigezidouxiangcongyafenglijichulai，qingxidekepa。「womeiyourenhejiyi！

bujiderenheguocheng！danshi……danshiwoyouzhengren！tamennengzuozheng！qiuqiunimenkuailai！tamenxianzaijiuzaizheili！

」dianhuaneitoukuaisujiluzhedizhi，shengyinchenwenyouli：「baochilengjing，daizaianquandedifang，

womenlikepairenguoqu！baohuhaoziji！」「hao……hao……kuaidian……」woshengyindoudebuchengyangzi，

guaduandianhuadeshunjian，neijudade、beiqinfandejingkonghejuewangganjihujiangwoyanmei。danwozhidao，zheizhishikaishi。

menbeiwomengdituikai，chenzhongdejinshufachu「kuangdang」yishengjuxiang，zaisijideloutijianlirutongjinglei，

woyibutalejinqu。loutiguaijiaodepingtaishang，yanwuliaorao，sangenanrenrutongbeishiledingshenzhou。

yigetongshizuilidiaozhedebanjiexiangyan「pada」diaozaidishang，jianqijidianhuoxing。

pangbiandetongshimenyigegedelianseshabai，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，xiangjianlegui。

erzhanzaizhongjian、gangcaihaituomohengfeidezhujiaodongleiming，gengshimianrusihui，zuichunduosuozhe，yanshenhuansan，

fangfolinghundoubeigangcaineitongdianhuachouzoule。neibaokailekoudeyanhe，kelianditangzaitajiaobian。

shijianninggulejimiao。zhiyouyancaoranshaodeqiangrenweidaozaiwushengdimiman。wodemuguangxiangcuilebingdedaozi，

zhizhicixiangdongleiming。lianshangdexuesetundeyiganerjing，shentikongzhibuzhudijuliezhandou，

fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosanjia。woliangqiangzhepuguoqu，dongzuodaizheyizhongbinsidefengkuanghejuewang，

shuangshousisizhuazhudongleimingdegebo，zhijiagezhebobodechenshanjihuyaoqiajintaderouli。「dongge！」

wodeshengyindaizhelingrenxinjidekuqiang，posuiyougaokang。「wotingdaole！wogangcaidoutingdaole！woyijingbaojingle，

nibangwozuozheng！qiuqiunibangbangwo！zhiyouninengbangwole！woshibei**le，wobeilaobanminvganle，

nimenshuodezheixieshiwoshenmedoubujide，qiuqiunibangbangwo，bangwozhirenlaobanneigechusheng！」

woshunjianxijingfuti，yanleixiongyongerchu，juedibangunluo，shunjiandashilelianjiaheyijin。

dongleimingbeiwozhuadeyigelieju，geboshangchuanlaijutong，taxiangshibeitangdaoyiyangmengdixiangchouhuishou，

yanshenlichongmanlejudadejingkonghejiyupieqingdehuangluan。「bububu！genwomeiguanxi！」tajihushijianjiaoqilai，

shengyinpilecha，pinmingniudongzheshentixiangzhengtuowodeqianzhi。「shizhouchangyou！shita！doushitagaosuwode！

tashuotaqinyankanjiande！laobandainiqujiudian！doushitashuode！」「bu！wobuxin，nishuodeyoumoyouyangde，

kendingshiniqinyansuojianduibudui！nibuyaodanxinhuibeilaobancitui，qingyidingbangwozuozheng，baituole！」

「wozhenmei！zhendeshizhouchangyoujiwoshuode！」dongleimingjideshoujiaodoubuzhidaowangnalifangle。

turantarumengchuxingbanjiaodao：「zhouchangyoushuodeshihouzhangcanweiyezaipangbian，tayetingjianle！buxinniwenzhangcanwei！

laoli，kuaiqua！bazhouchangyouyejiaoguolai！」shuozhe，tadejiaohaiqingqingtileyixiapangbiandetongshi，

shiyiganjinbangwojiewei，woxiexienibabeizuzong！tongshiyigejiling，liangundaipadichongxiangloutixiafang，

jiaobushengzaikongkuangdetongdaolihuangluandihuidang。woyijiusisizhuazhedongleimingdegebo，shentishaikangbandouzhe，

kushengqilijuewang，muguangquexiangdingziyiyanglaolaosuozailoutikou。xinlineigenjinbengdexian，

zaitingdaotongshicanghuangpaokaidejiaobushengshi，zhongyushaoweisongdongleyidiandian。diyibu，chengle。meiguoduojiu，

yizhenjicuzaluandejiaobushengconglouxiachuanlai。tongshiqichuanyuyudizhuaizheyigerenchongleshanglai。

beizhuaishanglaidezhouchangyouyilianmangranhenaonu，toufayouxielingluan，xianranshibeiyingtuoguolaide。

「zhangcanweimashangjiudao！」「gaoshenmegui？lizhongwang**zenmexiangtiaogouside……」

tamamalieliedeshengyinzaikandaowodeshunjianjiaranerzhi。dangtakanqingwosisizhuazhedongleiming，kudejihutuoli，

erdongleimingxiangjianleguiyiyangzhizhetadeyangzi。zhouchangyoulianshangdemangranxunsubeiyizhongbuxiangdeyuganqudai，

yanshenshanshuoqilai，xiayishidijiuxiangwanghoutui。「zhouge！」wofachuyishenggengjiaqilidekuhan，

fangfokandaoleweiyidexiwangzhiguang。womengdisongkaidongleiming，xiangzhuazhuzuihouyigenjiumingdaocaoyiyangpuxiangzhouchangyou，

shuangshouzaicijinjinzhuazhutadegebo，liqidaderangtayigeliangqiang。yanleigengjiaxiongyong，

shengyindaizhesixinliefeideaiqiu，「zhouge！shini！shinikanjiandeduibudui？

nikanjianlaoban……kanjiantaduiwo……qiuqiuni！niyidingyaobangwozuozheng！woyijingbaojingle，jingchamashangjiulai，

qiunishuochulai！chushenga！bunengfangguoneigechushenga！」woyaohuangzhetadegebo，

shentideliliangfangfodouyazailetashenshang，yanshenlishijudade、beicuihuihoudejingkongheweiyizhuazhu「mujizhe」

dejuewangxiji。zhouchangyoubeiwoyaohuangdezhanlibuwen，lianshangxuesejinshi，zuichunduosuodegenglihaile，

yanshenlidehuangluanjihuyaoyichulai。tapinmingxiangzhengtuowodeshou，shengyindoubianlediao：「ni……nihushuoshenme！

meiyoudeshi！woshenmedoubuzhidao！nifangkaiwo！」「zhouchangyou！」dongleimingzaiyipangjidetiaojiao，

weilechedibazijizhaiganjing，tazhijiehoulechulai，shengyinjianlicier。「**zhuangshenmesuan！

mingmingjiushiniqinkougaosuwode！jiuzaizuotianxiawuchashuijian！

nishuoniqinyankanjianlinxxhelaobanyiqicongkaiyuejiudianchulaide！nihaishuo……」

tapieleyiyanzhuangruofengdiandewo，houmiangenglugudehuayingshengshengyanlehuiqu，danyisizaimingbaibuguo。「zhangcanwei！

lailejiubiezhuangsi！dangshiniyezai！shibushitashuode？」beidianmingdezhangcanweihunshenyiduosuo，

zhihenzijizoudetaikuai，haiyiweitongshijiaozijichouyanni！taliansecanbai，

zaidongleiminghewosisidingzhedemuguangxia，zuichunxidonglejixia，zuizhongjiannandidianlexiatou，

shengyinxiruwenrui：「……shi，shizhougeshuode。」zhouchangyoudelianseshunjianyoubaizhuanqing，zaiyouqingzhuanzi，

xiangdafanlediaosepan。tazhangzhezui，houlonglifachu「hehe」deshengyin，xiangfanbo，xiangdilai。

danzaidongleimingjiqiedezhizhenghezhangcanweinuoruodediantoumianqian，

zaizhouweijigetongshijingkongyoujiyupieqingdemuguangbaoweixia，taneidianjiaobiandeliqishunjianbeichouganle。

tazuichunjuliediduosuozhe，yanshenjuewangdisaoguozhongren，zuihoudinggezaiwosisizhuazhutagebo、chongman「xiji」

deshoushang。chengle！woxinzhongneigenbinglengdexianmengdiyisong，suijiyoubeigengqiangliede、baofuxingdehuoyandianran。

yanleiliudegengxiong，kuhaoshengbagaodaocierdechengdu：「zhouge！nitingdaole！dajiadoutingdaole！nikanjianle！

qiuqiuni！jingchalaileniyidingyaoshuoshihua！biepa！biepalaobankaichuni！falvhuibaohuwomende！

qiuqiunishuochuzhenxiang！neigechusheng……neigechushengdaodiduiwozuoleshenmea？！」woyaohuangzhetadegebo，

shentideliliangfangfoyaobatatuokua。「bu！bushi！meiyouminvgan！」zhouchangyoubeiwokudehunfeiposan，

zhongyuchedibengkuile.tamengdishuaikaiwodeshou，zhenggerenxiangbeichoudiaolegutouyiyangwanghousuo，

shuangshoupinmingzaishenqianhuiwu，shengyindaizhekuqiang，yuwulunci.「jiade！doushijiade！laobanmeiyou！

shiwo……shiwohushuode！doushiwohushuode！shiwoxiabiande！nibiezhaowo！genwomeiguanxi！」

tajingkongdihoutui，houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaibinglengdeqiangbishang，fachuchenmendexiangsheng。takaozheqiang，

shentishunzheqiangbiwangxiahua，yanshenhuansan，

zuilizhishengxiawuyishidenannan：「jiade……doushijiade……wobiande……」jiuzaizheishi，

louxiachuanlaileqingxierjicudejingdisheng，youyuanjijin，yuelaiyuexiang，zuihouzailouxiajiaranerzhi。

neijianruide、daibiaoguojiajiqideshengyinchuantoulelouceng，xiangyidaowuxingdeshandianpikailezheiwuzhuohunluandejiaoluo。

chenzhongdejiaobushengkuaisuyanzheloutixiangshangbenlai。loutijiandemenbeimengdituikai，

liangweichuanzhezhifudeminjingchuxianzaimenkou，muguangruiliruyingsun。

shunjiansaoguozheihunluanbukandechangmian：kudesixinliefei、jihutanruanzaididewo。

mianwurense、suozaiqiangjiaodourushaikangdezhouchangyou。jiyupieqing、lianseshabaidedongleiminghezhangcanwei。

yijipangbianjigeshouzuwucuo、jinruohanchandenantongshi。「sheibaodejing？」weishoudeminjingshengyinchenwen，

daizheburongzhiyideweiyan，muguangzuizhongluozaiwoshenshang。woxiangshikandaolejiuxing，zhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai，

shentiqueyijiudoudelihai，yanleijuedibanyongchu。「jingchatongzhi……shiwo……」shengyinsiyaposui，

daizhejudadejingkonghewuzhu。「wo……wokenengbei……beiminvganle……」huaweishuowan，

woyoushiyizhenchouqi，tongshihaibansuishentidejuliedoudong，fangfosuishihuiyunjueguoqu。「meiyou！jingchatongzhi！

meiyoudeshi！」zhouchangyouxiangshibeizhenzhaleyiyang，mengdicongdishangdanqilaiyidian，kaozheqiang，shengyindaizhekuqiang，

jiqiedijieshi。「doushijiade！shiwo！shiwozijihubianluanzaode！genbenmeiyoudeshi！laobanmeiyouminvganta！

doushiwoxiashuode！」tayusufeikuai，shengpashuomanlejiuzuoshileshenmekepadezuiming。minjingmeitoujinsuo，

muguangzaiwohezhouchangyouzhijianlaihuisaoshi，zuihoudinggezaizhouchangyouneizhangxiemanjingkongdelianshang。「nibaodejing，

shuoyourennengzuozheng？」minjingkanxiangwo，yuqiyansu。「shita！」wochouyezhe，

shouzhizhandouquewubijiandingdizhixiangsuozaiqiangjiaodezhouchangyou。yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuzi，「zhouchangyou！

tashuotaqinyankanjiande！kanjianlaobandaiwoqujiudian……jiushi……jiushineitianwanshang……」woqibuchengsheng，

fangfohuiyineige「bucunzai」deyewanbenshendoushiyizhongjudadetongkuzhemo。「haiyoutamen！」

woyouzhilezhidongleiminghezhangcanweidengren，「jiushitamengaosuwode，wocaiyishidaozijikenengbeiminvganle，

haiqingjingchatongzhiweiwozuozhua！」shuozhe，wodeleishuibushoukongzhidipenyongerchu。

minjingdemuguangrushizhibanyaxiangzhouchangyou：「niqinyansuojian？」zhouchangyoubeineimuguangcideyisuo，

lenghanshunjianjintoulehoubeidechenshan，niannibingliang。tayanshenfengkuangshanshuo，zuichunduosuozhe，houlonglifachu「gege」

deshengxiang，xiangshizaijinxingjiliedesixiangdouzheng。taxiayishidiyouxiangfouren，

muguangsaoguowoneizhangbumanleihen、chongman「xiji」delian。

saoguopangbiandongleiminghezhangcanweijiyupieqingdejinzhangshenqing，

saoguominjingneidongxiyiqiebanderuiliyanshen……「zhouchangyou！**daoshishuohuaa！」

dongleimingzaiyipangjidejihuyaotiaoqilai，shengyinjianlidicuicu，daizhehaobuyanshidekongju。「jingchatongzhi，

jiushitashuode！taqinkoushuode！youliaotianjilu！zhangcanweiyenengzhengming！niganjinchengrena！biehaiwomen！」

zaidongleimingjiqiedecuicuheminjingwushengdeweiyaxia，zhouchangyoudexinlifangxianchedibengtale。tamengdidixiatou，

jianbangjuliedisongdongqilai，fachuyayide、bengkuidewuyan。「shi……shiwoshuode……」tashengyinhanhun，

daizhenongzhongdebiyin，meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulai。

「shiwo……shiwozaoyao……woxiabiande……laobanmeiyou……meiyouminvganta……」

「nijutishenmeshijian、shenmedidiankandaode？zainagejiudian？jidianjinchu？」minjingzhuiwen，

yuqimeiyousihaofangsong。zhouchangyouchedihuangleshen，tanalibiandechuzheixiexijie？yanshenhuangluandisichuluanpiao，

zhizhiwuwu：「wo……wojibuqingle……keneng……kenengkancuole……」「zhouchangyou！」

minjingdeshengyindouranyanliqilai，daizhezhenshe。「zhiqingbubao，zuoweizheng，doushiyaofufalvzerende！

xiangqingchuzaihuida！」zheiyishengliherutongdangtoubanghe，chedijisuilezhouchangyouzuihouyisijiaoxing。

tamengditaiqitou，lianshangtileihengliu，shengyindaizhechedidejuewanghekuqiang：「meiyou！zhendemeiyou！jingchatongzhi！

doushijiade！quanshiwozijibianchulaide！wo……wojiushijiduta！

tagongzuonengli……shibiwoqiang……laobanjitashengzhijiaxin……wo……woxinlibupingheng！」tayuwulunci，

shengyinyuelaiyueda，daizheyizhongpoguanziposhuaidebengkui。「wojiushixiangrangtazaigongsidaibuxiaqu！

xiangrangtashoubulecizhi……neigeweizhi……neigeweizhijiugaishiwode！shiwoxiabiande！doushiwoxiabiande！

wogaisi！wo**！」tayibiankuhan，yibianyongquantouhenhenzazhezijidenaodai。「bushide！jingchatongzhi！」

wolikejianshengfanbo，shengyindaizhejudade「weiqu」he「buxin」。「zhougenibiepa！

shibushilaobanweixienile？jingchatongzhizaizheili，tabuganbanizenmeyangde！qiunishuoshihua！

wo……wozhendeshenmedoubujidele……」wokudejihuchuanbushangqi，shentiyaoyaoyuzhui。「meiyouweixie！

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minjingkanzheyanqianzheichangnaojubandeduizhi，meitouzhoudegengjin。tanachujingwutong，kuaisucaozuolejixia，

ranhouduizhehuatongshuodao：「nihao，qingtongzhixxgongsifuzerenduxx，

rangtalikehuigongsiyitangpeihediaocha。dui，shejiyiqi……kenengdeqiangzhiweixieanjian，

xuyaotabenrendaochangshuomingqingkuang。jinkuai。」dianhuaguaduan，

loutijianlizhishengxiazhouchangyoubengkuidewuyanhewoyayidechouqisheng。kongqifangfoningguchenglechenzhongdeqiankuai，

yademeigerendouchuanbuguoqi。dongleiminghezhangcanweidengrensuozaijiaoluo，henbudebazijibianchengkongqi，

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「nishiduxx？」minjingquerenshenfen。「shiwo。」laobandiantou。「zheiweinvshibaojing，」minjingzhixiangwo，

yuqipingzhi，「chengkenengzainibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxia，zaoshouleqiangzhiweixie。tabiaoshimeiyouxiangguanjiyi，

danyouzhengren，」minjingdemuguangzhuanxiangqiangjiao，「zheiweizhouchangyoushengcheng，taqinyanmudunidaitajinrujiudian。」

「shenme？！」laobandeyanjingshunjiandengda，tongkonglibaofachunanyizhixindejingnu，shengyindouranbagao，

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laobandeshengyinyinweijizhidefennuerniuqubianxing，daizheyizhongyaojiangrensisuidehenli。

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