老婆为救人溺水，我就在旁边淡定直播
《老婆为救人溺水，我就在旁边淡定直播》 小说介绍
yueliangde《laopoweijiurennishui，wojiuzaipangbiandandingzhibo》limianyouyixiechuodaonineixinde，henganren。henxihuanfengxingaoshi，qianglietuijianzheibenxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“yinweiligepingchanglaoshimangduilimiandeshi，wohaipaligegubushangxinxinjie，bangligeduozhaoguyixiaxinxinjie。”gaoshiweizijizhaobu。……
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laopozuoweisoujiuyuanqujiunishuidehaizi，shenweisoujiuduizhangdewoquedandingkaiqilezhibo。
jifenzhonghou，haizichenggonghuojiushangan，erlaopoquebeishuicaochanzhu，chenruhaidi。
“nikuaiqujiunilaopoa！nilaopoyinweitilibuzhichendaoshuilimianqule。”
zhouzaodequnzhongkanxiangwodeyanshenshifenpoqie，bijingwoshixianchangrenzhongsoujiushuipingzuizuigaoderen。
我却不甚在意，
“woquganshenme？nibuzhidaowogangheguojiu，bunengxiahai？”
shuoba，wohaidalegejiuge。
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zhouzaoyuanbenxuanxiaodequnzhong，beijingdeshuobuchuhua，
yuanbenyinluoshuiyishishifenxuannaodehaitan，shashibiandeanjingwubi。
renquncuyongzhewowanghaibianzouqu，faxianqizideshenyingzaihaishuizhonghuanhuanxiachen，
qizifengxinnulidexiangshangpa，danyiranshangbulean。
woyikanjiuzhitabeishuicaochanzhu，
zhiyinwoduizheipianshuiyuzuishuxi，fangyanxiadezheipianhaishuicaozuiduo，zuizhangyezuinanchan。
gaoshijidongdiqiazhewodegebo，mianmuzhengning：
“bukenenga！duizhang，nishuoguode，zuowomenzheiyixingyaobaochishikeqingxing，zaigangshangbunenghejiu。
nidangshirangwoshikelaoji，dannizenmenengwangleni？lige，xinxinxianzaibinsichuiwei，zhiyouninengjiutaa。”
shuowangaoshihaipawobuxinnachufengxindeshengmingzhuangkuang。
yiqishangxianshi，fengxindegexiangzhibiaodouchuzaiweixiandeshuiping，hongxianhejingbaoshengrangsuoyourendouxinjingroutiao。
一个大爷指着我说：
“nihaishibushigenanrena？neilimiankeshinilaopoa，zhenmeidandang！gankuaixiaqujiurena！momocengcengganshenme？”
“jintianyoubushiwozhiban，wopingshenmebunenghe？haiyouwoshitalaogongdoumeiyouzheiwanyier，nizenmehuiyoufengxindeshengmingzhuangkuanga。”
shuoba，wonachuhebierenhuangangdeliaotianjilu，
shangmianqingqingchuchudexianshilewohelingwaiyigerenhuangangle。
gaoshigangadizhanzaiyuandi，danrengbusixindao：
“neiyoushenmede，duizhangnizheimelihaijiusuanhelejiuyeyidinghuibaxinxinjiushanglaide。”
“yinweiligepingchanglaoshimangduilimiandeshi，wohaipaligegubushangxinxinjie，bangligeduozhaoguyixiaxinxinjie。”gaoshiweizijizhaobu。
“duiliguidinglehejiuzhihoubunengxiahai，weizhemianzhi。
zenme，nixiangrangwobeimianzhi，ranhounizijishangweia？
youquanwoneigongfu，nizaobawolaopoconghailijiushanglaile。
haiyouwozijidelaopo，wonengzhaoguhao，buyongnicaoxin。”
shuohuaqijianwoyizhizaibainongshouzhongdeshouji，quanxinquanyidikanzhezhibojianlidepinglun。
gaoshiquebeiwodehuayezhule，lengzaiyuandi，buzhigaizuohehuida，jumianjiangchibuxia。
zheishiyizhizaipangbianweiguandezhangmuniangcongrenqunzhongzouchulaile，biankubianshuo，
“xiaolia，nidegongzuojiuneimezhongyaoma？neilimiankeshinideqizia。nimensanniandeqingfenhaibibushangnidegongzuoma！niyijinghaisiwoyigehaizile，nihaixiangzaihaisidiergema？”
tadelianyinweiguodubeitongersangshilebiaoqingguanli，xiandeshifenzhengning。
tachaowozoulai，guochengzhongshenzhiyintaiguobeishangerxianxieshuaidaozaiwomianqian，
huotuotuoyigeainvshenqiedehaomuqinxingxiang。
kandaozheiyifuganrenzhishendechangmian，zhoubianderendoumianlutongqing，shifendongrong，
shenzhiyouxielaorendidichuoqichusheng。
“woyehenxiangqujiuxinxina，danwohejiule，zhendebunengxiahai。kenengzheijiushixinxindemingba。haiyounideerzibushiwohaisi。”
wosuiyaotoutanxidao，danyanjingrengranmubuzhuanjingdekanzheshoujipingmu，
kanzheriyizengzhangdezhibojianrenshu，woqingxiaochusheng。
zhibojiandabufenderendoushiyinweiqiziluoshuizheijianshijinruzhibojiande，
danmulichongmangezhongmapinghequangao，danwowusuowei，youliuliangjiuxing。
kandaolaopokuaisile，wohaiyoulianxiaochusheng，weiguanqunzhongqunqingjifen。
yigedaizhenverdemuqinzhixiangwoduinvershuo：
“haier，zanjihao，yihoukebunengzhaozheiyangdenanren。shuobudingnatianyoushideshihoujiubanipaoqile。”
“nixingnishanga！wohejiule，wozaxiaqua？feirangwosizaihailijiwolaopoxunqingnicaigaoxinga？”
wocongshoujijiemianzhongtaiqitou，yilianwusuoweidekanzhemawodedaye。
pingchangbalianmiankandebiminghaizhongyaodezhangmuniang，zaidatingguangzhongzhixiaxiangwoguixia，
“xiaolia，woqiunile。zaihailidebushibieren，shinilaopoa。
niliangjiehundeshihou，niyiqiongerbai，xinxindangshijiugenwoshuo：
“ma，wobututaqian，wojiututazheigeren。jiusuannihejiule，danniduizheipianhaiyuzuishua。nigenzhegaoshixiaqu，jiubuleren，yenengbangmangzhizhilua。”
“duia，duizhang，niduizheipianhaiyuzuishule。nifangxin，youwozai，yidingbuhuirangniyujianweixiande。”
高时在一旁帮腔。