重生后我送老婆黄历
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第1章
laopomixin，meitiansuangua。
tarenshileyigewanghongdashi，huabawankuaiqianmaifuguazaidamenkou。
dashishuotamaobiheben，zhiyaoantadezhidaoqianchengshanggong，dingnengchengweiguojimingxing。
tatingxindashi，bujinmeiyueshanggongshuwanyuanmailaji，zuihouhaitouguangwodequanbujixujita。youshuowomabuxiang，xinnianyebawomaguanzaimenwaishoudong。
zuihou，tashuozhiyaobawoxianji，tajiunengchudaodangmingxing。tapianwohexiaguhuifushui，lingwoshenhuanguaibing，tongbuyusheng。tahedashiheli，bawolesizaijiazhongchuangshang，huitoubianmailewojiadefangchan，rangwofumuliuluojietou。
zaicizhengyan，wohuidaolehetajiehunzhiqian......
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「laogong，zanmenhunhoubunenghenimazhuyiqi。」
「hunfangxiewomenlianggerendemingzi，zhuangxiunichu。wojiemeidehunfangliangbaipingmi，womenjiayeyaoanzheigebiaozhun，wohaiderangdashibangwosuanyisuannazhongfangxinggenghao......yaoshiqianbugou，jiumailenibamadefangzimaiba。」
「duile，woshenghaizishiweilejinijiayanxuxianghuo，suoyimeigeyue，nijiadedajiwobawandehuaiyunfei。wohaiyaozhuzuigaojideyuezizhongxin......」
「jiehunhounibunengzaidayouxile，dashishuole，nanrendayouxipowodecaiyun。」
老婆邬琳滔滔不绝。
jianwohuanghu，tabunaifandituilewoyiba。
「nitingjianwoshuohuameiyou？」
wozhengzaikaiche，beitatuidechadianzhuangzailubianxingdaoshushang。
yuanlairuci，wozhongshengle。
huidaolehetaqukanhunfangdeneitian。
那这婚可不能结啊！
zaishoulouchu，wulinrouzhetaiyangxue，xinbuzaiyanditingzheshoulouxiaogedejieshao，turandaduanleta：「nishushenme？」
xiaogeyileng：「shuji......」
wulinzhouqimeitou，yaoleyaotou：「shujibuxinga，jichongwominglicaiyun。niquranggeshuzhudeguolai。」
shoulouxiaogeyiliancuoe，peizhexiaolianquzhaotadetongshi。guoleyihuier，yigeshaoweinianzhangdeshoulouyuanzouleguolai：「ninhao，woshuzhu。」
wulinmanyididiandiantou，yongshouzhiqiasuanzhe，ziyanziyudiniantao：「shuzhudehewoxiangsheng，zaijiashangzheigeyuedecaiyun........ng，bucuo。」
wozhanzaiyipang，kanzhetadeqiguaijudong，xinlianziqingxingzhongshenghoudejihui。wulinzhuantoukanlewoyiyan，jixushuodao：「nitingzhe，hunfangdebujuhenzhongyao，womendeanzhaodashishuodelaixuanfang。」
shoulouyuanmianqiangjichuyigexiaorong，wendao：「neininjutiyoushenmeyaoqiuma？」
wulindiandiantou，congbaolinachuyizhanghuangzhi，shangmianhuamanleqiguaidefuhaohexiantiao。
tapukaihuangzhi，zhizheshangmiandetushishuo：「woshibixuchaodong，zheiyangnengbaowocaiyunhengtong。chengzhongqiangyaozaizheili，buranhuiyawodeyun。haiyou，cesuoyaoshezaizheigejiaoluo，bunenghechufangaizhe，huipohuaifengshui。」
shoulouyuankandeyitouwushui，danhaishidiandiantou，jixiazheixiemomingqimiaodeyaoqiu。wulinyouzhuantoukanzheshoulouyuan：「nimenzheieryoumeiyouzhuanyedefengshuishi？」
shoulouyuanweinandishuo：「baoqian，xiaojie，womenzheilimeiyoufengshuishi。」
wulindunshibianlelianse，fennudihandao：「meiyoufengshuishizenmexing？！nimenzheiyangdeshoulouchuzhenshitaibuzhuanyele！」taturanguixia，shuangshouheshi，kaishiduizhekongzhongketou，zuilihainiannianyouci：「dashibaoyou，ciwohaoyun。」
wokandemudengkoudai，buzhidaotahaihuinaochushenmeyaoezi。zhouweidekanfangkeheshoulouyuanmenyedoulengzhule，muguangqishuashuaditouxiangwulin。
jiuzaizheishi，wulinturanzhanqilai，mengdituodiaoleshangyi，luchulimiandehongseneiyi。tazhuantouduiwodahan：「hongsenengwangwoyun，jintianwojiuyaozaizheiershishixiaoguo！dashishuozheiyangzuo，jiunengmaidaozuihaodefangzi！」
takaishizaishouloudatinglidabuzoudong，zuiliniannianyouci，fangfozaizuoshenmeshenmideyishi。
zhouweiderenyuelaiyueduo，gangcaineigeshujideshoulouxiaogeyezouleguolai：yiliangangadiquanshuodao：「zheiweixiaojie，ninyoushenmewentiwomenkeyishangliang，ninzheiyangzuobutaituodang。」
wulinjingtididajiao：「nibieguolai！wodoushuole，wojintianheshujiderenbazibuhe，nishibushiguyiyaohuaiwoyunshi？」
woshizaishipashoulouchuderenbawoyedangchengshenjingbing，ganjindongshoutuozouleta。
tazaishoulouchuwaimianhenhenshanlewoyigeerguang。
「nifenglema？」tanushizhewo，yanshenchongmanlehuoyan，「wokeshiweilewomendeweilaizainuli，nijurangantuowozou！」
woxinlifangunzhenuhuohewunai，danhaishijinliangbaochilengjing：「wulin，nizheiyangnaozhihuirangbierenjuedewomenshifengzi。」
wulingenbenbuting，jixudashengrangrang：「nizhidaoshenme？！nigenbenbudongdashidezhidianyouduozhongyao！womenjiehunyihou，yaoshimaidaolelanfangzi，womenzenmeguoxiaqu？yibeizidouhuile！」
shuozhe，tajingranputongyishengguizaidishang，kaishiyonglidiketou，zuilibutingdihanzhe：「dashibaoyou，ciwohaoyun，ciwocaiyun！」
tayouchongwohan：「niyeguixiaketou！xiangdashishuoniwuyimaofan！」
我无意冒犯？
我可太有意冒犯了！
wozheibeizijiushiweilemaofancaihuilaide。
zhongyu，wulinketoukegoule，tazhanqilai，pailepaixigaishangdehuichen，mamalieliedishuo：「zheixierenzhenshibudongshi，liangefengshuishidoumeiyou。jintianzheimedaomei，doushinihaide！」
taehenhendidenglewoyiyan：「kaiche，zanmenhuijia！」
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huidaozhuchu，tapobujidaidifankanhuangli：「tianna，yuanlaiwojintianzhushibuyi。douguaini，chumenqianzenmebutixingwo？」
怪我，又怪我了。
tashoufuzhexiongkou，zuozaishafashang，mochuletadeshenjingpinghengzhiliaoyidaishang。
zheishidashiyigeyueqianmaijitade，hualeliangwanba。mingziqidehualihushao，qishijiushigeposuliaokuangshangmianqianlejigebutongyansededeng，haimeidianchi，dechadiancainengliang。
shenmehongdengbiaoshijiaozao，landengbiaoshipingjing。
放屁。
jiushizhudayigesuiyuanliang。
erqiechadianyeyouliyou，shibaochirentihedianliudeliudongxingpingheng。
taxiangshoudidaizheneixiaosuliaokuang。
wozuozaitaduimian，huixiangzhewodeshangyishi。
wocaiyinggaizuojingshenzhiliao，yanjiuyixiawoweishenmehuihetajiehundewenti。
wulinhewoshidaxuetongxue，shitazhuidewo。
tashixueshenghuizhuxi，haishibanzhang，helaoshimenguanxidoubucuo。womenjiaowang，yeshijiaoshouqiandexian。
jiaoshoushuotawenzhongyounuli，shigehaonvhai，rangwobiecuoguo。
她确实很努力。
nulicongbierenkoudailitaoqianheziyuanjiziji。
shangyishi，womengangjiehun，tajiuyidulidemingyi，balaibangwomenzuofandewomaganchulejia。dantabatamaquemeinianyaolaiwojiazhushangbannian。
wozhiyitayiju，tajiushuotashitianshengdemabaonv，woburangtamalaizhu，jiushibuxiao。
womenzaijiazhongyanqingcanjiahunlidetongshi，taqinzixiachu，jitongshizuoleyizhuo「fengshuidiaolican」。
shoulerenjiashangqiandecaili，zhuoshangdecaizhiyouliangdao。
jinyudunmuer，lajiaochaotudou。
wokanbuxiaqu，xiangduodianjidaocai，wulinlanzhulewo：「buxing，jintianzhinengchijinmushuihuotuzheiwuxingdeshiwu，ruguoduomai，jiushipohuailepingheng。」
「shenmejinmushuihuotu？」
「nishaa？jiushijinyu、muer、shui、lajiaohetudou。」
tongshiyongkuaiziboleyixiacai：「linjie，nizheijinyu......shiguanshangdeneizhonga？」
「duia，jiushizanmenyuganglide。」
wodajingshise，neishiwojiqiankuaimailaideguanshangyu！
wulinjianwoliansebudui，buxiedijialeyikuaidundeniannianhuhudeyutoufangjinzuili：「biezheimexiaoqi，zheishiweilewomenjia。」
womensuoyourendoumeirenheweikou，jiukanzhewulinzijichiwanlezheifengshuidiaolican。
zheihaimeiwan，tazhiqianmishangle「nengliangliaoyu」，tamaileyiduisuoweidenengliangshi，yingshiyaobazheixieshitoumaijiwotongshi，shuoshitouhetamenyouyuan。
tongshimenyigegezhaojiekoupaole。diertianshangban，hewoguanxizuihaodexiongdichongwobaoyuan：「bushiwoshuo，guyouge，nilaopohaodaiyeshi985biyede，zenmebiwomahaishenjing？」
deque，hetabushuderen，queshihuibeitazhei985gaocaishengdezhixingrensheqipian。
dengtabenxingbaolu，douduitabizhibuji。
suoyitabiyehouzheixienian，yigepengyoudoumeiyou。
taduicihenbuxie：「doushiyinweiwotaiyouxiule，tamenjiduwo。」
ebudui，tadaoshiyouyigepengyou。
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就是她的卜卦大师。
dashimingzijiaochenyuzhu，shigequanwangyoubaiwanfensidewanghong。
danhudongliangweiling，zanyebuzhidaoneibaiwanfensishimaileduoshao。
wulinsheiyebuxin，jiuxinta。
我百思不得其解。
wulinzuowanlesuliaokuangshenjingzhiliao，kaishihedashidaqiledianhua。
tapingshiduiwoshuohuayizhiqishi，duidashijiujiaziyin。
dawandianhuatatongzhiwo，mingtianwanshangyaoqingdashilaijialichifan，rangwomaguolaizuofan。
womashinisuibianchaqiande？
woyaotou：「zuobule。」
taguoranjile：「weishenme？shangcijiannimadeshihou，tabushishuosuishizhaotabangmangma？」
「neishiwomadekeqihua，nihaizhenbukeqi？」
「suanle，neinizuoba。dashishuole，tazheizhouchisu，dantakeyichiroudanyu，nihaohaozuo。」
bushi，chisu，dankeyichiroudanyu？nigaosuwozheilimianluojini？
「wobuzuo，niyaozhaodaizijichuquzhaodai。」
「neizenmexing！wodouhedashishuole，wonanpengyouyezai。nituranbujianta，dashihuijuedeshiwoduitabuzunzhong。」
wulinkenengshizijuelikui，youkenengshijuedechifanhaiyaoshuawodeka，zhudonglazhulewodeshoubeiyaohuang。
「haobuhaoma，laogong。zuiainile。」
shangyishiwowuzhi，haishitingchinvrensajiaoneiyitaode。
danwomingbailetadesajiaozhishiweilehuanqugengduodeliyi，jiuzhijuedeexin。
wozhengkaileta，meiyouhuiying。
「neiwojiudangnidayingwola！」wulinkaixindizaiwolianshangqinleyikou。
yeba，zheicibufangrangwohuihuizheiweidashi。
jieguojianlemian，wozhongyumingbaiwulinweishenmeduitashenxinbuyile。
wulinshigefeichangxurongderen。
yongrenhuashuojiushitaxihuanbierenkuata。
tamaiyigebaoyaohuayangshaiyigeyuedexiaohongshu，chiyidunhaodeyaoxiesanpianxiaozuowen，shangxuedeshihouhuolegejiang，fengrenjiushuo。henbudebajiangzhuangtienaomenshang。
dantarenyuantaicha，kuataderenbuduo。
她很不平衡。
erzheigedashijianzhibiyankua，congtoufasikuadaojiaozhijia。
tazuijinshiye，youyangaoshoudizhaobudaogongzuo，wendashinengbunengbangtazhuanyun。
chisudedashikenyangpaikendemanzuiliuyou，yimozui：「nia，shuoshihua，nizaishangbanzheitiaolushangzhuanbudaoshenmeqian。niburuliyongyixianiwaimaodeyoushi，quchuangyulequan，niyidinghuizhuandaqiande。」
wulinshuangyandoufangguangle：「zhende？」
dashichengkendidiantou：「neidangran。meiyourenhenishuoguo，nizhangdexianghebenma？」
哎哟我他妈。
赫本。
dashi，wokanniquanjiahukoubenyoudiandiaoye。
dashijiezheshuo：「woyaoshini，jiuzhuanxinyuxiulianzijidemei。zonghuiyoudaoyanfaxiannide。」
wulinbeihongdetounaofayun：「nei，dashi，shenmeshihoucainengyoudaoyanfaxianwoni？youmeiyoushenmebanfarangdaoyankuaidianlai？」
dashiyixiao：「zheigea，qishiyoudiannanban。yaobuzheiyangba，woxiangbanfajininongyizhangfu。jiageni，yinweizanmendoushizijiren，woyetebiexihuanni，woyidingsuannibianyidian。」
wulinjingxidilianliandiantou：「neizhendetaimafandashile！」
zheigeshihou，tacaihaoxiangzhongyukandaolewo：「yo，zheishininanpengyouba，tashizuoshenmegongzuode？」
wulintiwoshuo：「tashizijichuangye，zuoyouxide。」
dashijixumanzuiliuyoudikenyangpai，ruoyousuosideyangzi。
wozixidaliangzheta。anzhaowulindeshuofa，zheidashishiquanwangbaiwanfensidedawanghong，daoyanxibiye，hexianzaideyulequandingliujinyangshipengyou。
anlishuozenmeyedeshigexianqipiaopiaodeyang。
jieguojiayifujiakuzijiaxiejiabiao，logohaijuda，shengpabierenbuzhidaotashigejiahuo。
hekuangdingliujinyang，kezhenshitaiqiaole。
neishiwochuanyitiaokuzizhangdadexiongdi。