重生后我送老婆黄历明前奶绿-著

小说简介

doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhongshenghouwosonglaopohuangli 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo，guyouwulinchenyuzhushiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu，“mingqiannailv”dadanaodongdakai，chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan：wulinjingxidilianliandiantou：「neizhendetaimafandashile！」zheigeshihou，tacaihaoxiangzhongyukandaolewo：「yo，zheishininanpengyouba，tashizuoshenmegongzuode……

精彩章节

第1章



laopomixin，meitiansuangua。

tarenshileyigewanghongdashi，huabawankuaiqianmaifuguazaidamenkou。

dashishuotamaobiheben，zhiyaoantadezhidaoqianchengshanggong，dingnengchengweiguojimingxing。

tatingxindashi，bujinmeiyueshanggongshuwanyuanmailaji，zuihouhaitouguangwodequanbujixujita。youshuowomabuxiang，xinnianyebawomaguanzaimenwaishoudong。

zuihou，tashuozhiyaobawoxianji，tajiunengchudaodangmingxing。tapianwohexiaguhuifushui，lingwoshenhuanguaibing，tongbuyusheng。tahedashiheli，bawolesizaijiazhongchuangshang，huitoubianmailewojiadefangchan，rangwofumuliuluojietou。

zaicizhengyan，wohuidaolehetajiehunzhiqian......

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「laogong，zanmenhunhoubunenghenimazhuyiqi。」

「hunfangxiewomenlianggerendemingzi，zhuangxiunichu。wojiemeidehunfangliangbaipingmi，womenjiayeyaoanzheigebiaozhun，wohaiderangdashibangwosuanyisuannazhongfangxinggenghao......yaoshiqianbugou，jiumailenibamadefangzimaiba。」

「duile，woshenghaizishiweilejinijiayanxuxianghuo，suoyimeigeyue，nijiadedajiwobawandehuaiyunfei。wohaiyaozhuzuigaojideyuezizhongxin......」

「jiehunhounibunengzaidayouxile，dashishuole，nanrendayouxipowodecaiyun。」

老婆邬琳滔滔不绝。

jianwohuanghu，tabunaifandituilewoyiba。

「nitingjianwoshuohuameiyou？」

wozhengzaikaiche，beitatuidechadianzhuangzailubianxingdaoshushang。

yuanlairuci，wozhongshengle。

huidaolehetaqukanhunfangdeneitian。

那这婚可不能结啊！

zaishoulouchu，wulinrouzhetaiyangxue，xinbuzaiyanditingzheshoulouxiaogedejieshao，turandaduanleta：「nishushenme？」

xiaogeyileng：「shuji......」

wulinzhouqimeitou，yaoleyaotou：「shujibuxinga，jichongwominglicaiyun。niquranggeshuzhudeguolai。」

shoulouxiaogeyiliancuoe，peizhexiaolianquzhaotadetongshi。guoleyihuier，yigeshaoweinianzhangdeshoulouyuanzouleguolai：「ninhao，woshuzhu。」

wulinmanyididiandiantou，yongshouzhiqiasuanzhe，ziyanziyudiniantao：「shuzhudehewoxiangsheng，zaijiashangzheigeyuedecaiyun........ng，bucuo。」

wozhanzaiyipang，kanzhetadeqiguaijudong，xinlianziqingxingzhongshenghoudejihui。wulinzhuantoukanlewoyiyan，jixushuodao：「nitingzhe，hunfangdebujuhenzhongyao，womendeanzhaodashishuodelaixuanfang。」

shoulouyuanmianqiangjichuyigexiaorong，wendao：「neininjutiyoushenmeyaoqiuma？」

wulindiandiantou，congbaolinachuyizhanghuangzhi，shangmianhuamanleqiguaidefuhaohexiantiao。

tapukaihuangzhi，zhizheshangmiandetushishuo：「woshibixuchaodong，zheiyangnengbaowocaiyunhengtong。chengzhongqiangyaozaizheili，buranhuiyawodeyun。haiyou，cesuoyaoshezaizheigejiaoluo，bunenghechufangaizhe，huipohuaifengshui。」

shoulouyuankandeyitouwushui，danhaishidiandiantou，jixiazheixiemomingqimiaodeyaoqiu。wulinyouzhuantoukanzheshoulouyuan：「nimenzheieryoumeiyouzhuanyedefengshuishi？」

shoulouyuanweinandishuo：「baoqian，xiaojie，womenzheilimeiyoufengshuishi。」

wulindunshibianlelianse，fennudihandao：「meiyoufengshuishizenmexing？！nimenzheiyangdeshoulouchuzhenshitaibuzhuanyele！」taturanguixia，shuangshouheshi，kaishiduizhekongzhongketou，zuilihainiannianyouci：「dashibaoyou，ciwohaoyun。」

wokandemudengkoudai，buzhidaotahaihuinaochushenmeyaoezi。zhouweidekanfangkeheshoulouyuanmenyedoulengzhule，muguangqishuashuaditouxiangwulin。

jiuzaizheishi，wulinturanzhanqilai，mengdituodiaoleshangyi，luchulimiandehongseneiyi。tazhuantouduiwodahan：「hongsenengwangwoyun，jintianwojiuyaozaizheiershishixiaoguo！dashishuozheiyangzuo，jiunengmaidaozuihaodefangzi！」

takaishizaishouloudatinglidabuzoudong，zuiliniannianyouci，fangfozaizuoshenmeshenmideyishi。

zhouweiderenyuelaiyueduo，gangcaineigeshujideshoulouxiaogeyezouleguolai：yiliangangadiquanshuodao：「zheiweixiaojie，ninyoushenmewentiwomenkeyishangliang，ninzheiyangzuobutaituodang。」

wulinjingtididajiao：「nibieguolai！wodoushuole，wojintianheshujiderenbazibuhe，nishibushiguyiyaohuaiwoyunshi？」

woshizaishipashoulouchuderenbawoyedangchengshenjingbing，ganjindongshoutuozouleta。

tazaishoulouchuwaimianhenhenshanlewoyigeerguang。

「nifenglema？」tanushizhewo，yanshenchongmanlehuoyan，「wokeshiweilewomendeweilaizainuli，nijurangantuowozou！」

woxinlifangunzhenuhuohewunai，danhaishijinliangbaochilengjing：「wulin，nizheiyangnaozhihuirangbierenjuedewomenshifengzi。」

wulingenbenbuting，jixudashengrangrang：「nizhidaoshenme？！nigenbenbudongdashidezhidianyouduozhongyao！womenjiehunyihou，yaoshimaidaolelanfangzi，womenzenmeguoxiaqu？yibeizidouhuile！」

shuozhe，tajingranputongyishengguizaidishang，kaishiyonglidiketou，zuilibutingdihanzhe：「dashibaoyou，ciwohaoyun，ciwocaiyun！」

tayouchongwohan：「niyeguixiaketou！xiangdashishuoniwuyimaofan！」

我无意冒犯？

我可太有意冒犯了！

wozheibeizijiushiweilemaofancaihuilaide。

zhongyu，wulinketoukegoule，tazhanqilai，pailepaixigaishangdehuichen，mamalieliedishuo：「zheixierenzhenshibudongshi，liangefengshuishidoumeiyou。jintianzheimedaomei，doushinihaide！」

taehenhendidenglewoyiyan：「kaiche，zanmenhuijia！」

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huidaozhuchu，tapobujidaidifankanhuangli：「tianna，yuanlaiwojintianzhushibuyi。douguaini，chumenqianzenmebutixingwo？」

怪我，又怪我了。

tashoufuzhexiongkou，zuozaishafashang，mochuletadeshenjingpinghengzhiliaoyidaishang。

zheishidashiyigeyueqianmaijitade，hualeliangwanba。mingziqidehualihushao，qishijiushigeposuliaokuangshangmianqianlejigebutongyansededeng，haimeidianchi，dechadiancainengliang。

shenmehongdengbiaoshijiaozao，landengbiaoshipingjing。

放屁。

jiushizhudayigesuiyuanliang。

erqiechadianyeyouliyou，shibaochirentihedianliudeliudongxingpingheng。

taxiangshoudidaizheneixiaosuliaokuang。

wozuozaitaduimian，huixiangzhewodeshangyishi。

wocaiyinggaizuojingshenzhiliao，yanjiuyixiawoweishenmehuihetajiehundewenti。

wulinhewoshidaxuetongxue，shitazhuidewo。

tashixueshenghuizhuxi，haishibanzhang，helaoshimenguanxidoubucuo。womenjiaowang，yeshijiaoshouqiandexian。

jiaoshoushuotawenzhongyounuli，shigehaonvhai，rangwobiecuoguo。

她确实很努力。

nulicongbierenkoudailitaoqianheziyuanjiziji。

shangyishi，womengangjiehun，tajiuyidulidemingyi，balaibangwomenzuofandewomaganchulejia。dantabatamaquemeinianyaolaiwojiazhushangbannian。

wozhiyitayiju，tajiushuotashitianshengdemabaonv，woburangtamalaizhu，jiushibuxiao。

womenzaijiazhongyanqingcanjiahunlidetongshi，taqinzixiachu，jitongshizuoleyizhuo「fengshuidiaolican」。

shoulerenjiashangqiandecaili，zhuoshangdecaizhiyouliangdao。

jinyudunmuer，lajiaochaotudou。

wokanbuxiaqu，xiangduodianjidaocai，wulinlanzhulewo：「buxing，jintianzhinengchijinmushuihuotuzheiwuxingdeshiwu，ruguoduomai，jiushipohuailepingheng。」

「shenmejinmushuihuotu？」

「nishaa？jiushijinyu、muer、shui、lajiaohetudou。」

tongshiyongkuaiziboleyixiacai：「linjie，nizheijinyu......shiguanshangdeneizhonga？」

「duia，jiushizanmenyuganglide。」

wodajingshise，neishiwojiqiankuaimailaideguanshangyu！

wulinjianwoliansebudui，buxiedijialeyikuaidundeniannianhuhudeyutoufangjinzuili：「biezheimexiaoqi，zheishiweilewomenjia。」

womensuoyourendoumeirenheweikou，jiukanzhewulinzijichiwanlezheifengshuidiaolican。

zheihaimeiwan，tazhiqianmishangle「nengliangliaoyu」，tamaileyiduisuoweidenengliangshi，yingshiyaobazheixieshitoumaijiwotongshi，shuoshitouhetamenyouyuan。

tongshimenyigegezhaojiekoupaole。diertianshangban，hewoguanxizuihaodexiongdichongwobaoyuan：「bushiwoshuo，guyouge，nilaopohaodaiyeshi985biyede，zenmebiwomahaishenjing？」

deque，hetabushuderen，queshihuibeitazhei985gaocaishengdezhixingrensheqipian。

dengtabenxingbaolu，douduitabizhibuji。

suoyitabiyehouzheixienian，yigepengyoudoumeiyou。

taduicihenbuxie：「doushiyinweiwotaiyouxiule，tamenjiduwo。」

ebudui，tadaoshiyouyigepengyou。

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就是她的卜卦大师。

dashimingzijiaochenyuzhu，shigequanwangyoubaiwanfensidewanghong。

danhudongliangweiling，zanyebuzhidaoneibaiwanfensishimaileduoshao。

wulinsheiyebuxin，jiuxinta。

我百思不得其解。

wulinzuowanlesuliaokuangshenjingzhiliao，kaishihedashidaqiledianhua。

tapingshiduiwoshuohuayizhiqishi，duidashijiujiaziyin。

dawandianhuatatongzhiwo，mingtianwanshangyaoqingdashilaijialichifan，rangwomaguolaizuofan。

womashinisuibianchaqiande？

woyaotou：「zuobule。」

taguoranjile：「weishenme？shangcijiannimadeshihou，tabushishuosuishizhaotabangmangma？」

「neishiwomadekeqihua，nihaizhenbukeqi？」

「suanle，neinizuoba。dashishuole，tazheizhouchisu，dantakeyichiroudanyu，nihaohaozuo。」

bushi，chisu，dankeyichiroudanyu？nigaosuwozheilimianluojini？

「wobuzuo，niyaozhaodaizijichuquzhaodai。」

「neizenmexing！wodouhedashishuole，wonanpengyouyezai。nituranbujianta，dashihuijuedeshiwoduitabuzunzhong。」

wulinkenengshizijuelikui，youkenengshijuedechifanhaiyaoshuawodeka，zhudonglazhulewodeshoubeiyaohuang。

「haobuhaoma，laogong。zuiainile。」

shangyishiwowuzhi，haishitingchinvrensajiaoneiyitaode。

danwomingbailetadesajiaozhishiweilehuanqugengduodeliyi，jiuzhijuedeexin。

wozhengkaileta，meiyouhuiying。

「neiwojiudangnidayingwola！」wulinkaixindizaiwolianshangqinleyikou。

yeba，zheicibufangrangwohuihuizheiweidashi。

jieguojianlemian，wozhongyumingbaiwulinweishenmeduitashenxinbuyile。

wulinshigefeichangxurongderen。

yongrenhuashuojiushitaxihuanbierenkuata。

tamaiyigebaoyaohuayangshaiyigeyuedexiaohongshu，chiyidunhaodeyaoxiesanpianxiaozuowen，shangxuedeshihouhuolegejiang，fengrenjiushuo。henbudebajiangzhuangtienaomenshang。

dantarenyuantaicha，kuataderenbuduo。

她很不平衡。

erzheigedashijianzhibiyankua，congtoufasikuadaojiaozhijia。

tazuijinshiye，youyangaoshoudizhaobudaogongzuo，wendashinengbunengbangtazhuanyun。

chisudedashikenyangpaikendemanzuiliuyou，yimozui：「nia，shuoshihua，nizaishangbanzheitiaolushangzhuanbudaoshenmeqian。niburuliyongyixianiwaimaodeyoushi，quchuangyulequan，niyidinghuizhuandaqiande。」

wulinshuangyandoufangguangle：「zhende？」

dashichengkendidiantou：「neidangran。meiyourenhenishuoguo，nizhangdexianghebenma？」

哎哟我他妈。

赫本。

dashi，wokanniquanjiahukoubenyoudiandiaoye。

dashijiezheshuo：「woyaoshini，jiuzhuanxinyuxiulianzijidemei。zonghuiyoudaoyanfaxiannide。」

wulinbeihongdetounaofayun：「nei，dashi，shenmeshihoucainengyoudaoyanfaxianwoni？youmeiyoushenmebanfarangdaoyankuaidianlai？」

dashiyixiao：「zheigea，qishiyoudiannanban。yaobuzheiyangba，woxiangbanfajininongyizhangfu。jiageni，yinweizanmendoushizijiren，woyetebiexihuanni，woyidingsuannibianyidian。」

wulinjingxidilianliandiantou：「neizhendetaimafandashile！」

zheigeshihou，tacaihaoxiangzhongyukandaolewo：「yo，zheishininanpengyouba，tashizuoshenmegongzuode？」

wulintiwoshuo：「tashizijichuangye，zuoyouxide。」

dashijixumanzuiliuyoudikenyangpai，ruoyousuosideyangzi。

wozixidaliangzheta。anzhaowulindeshuofa，zheidashishiquanwangbaiwanfensidedawanghong，daoyanxibiye，hexianzaideyulequandingliujinyangshipengyou。

anlishuozenmeyedeshigexianqipiaopiaodeyang。

jieguojiayifujiakuzijiaxiejiabiao，logohaijuda，shengpabierenbuzhidaotashigejiahuo。

hekuangdingliujinyang，kezhenshitaiqiaole。

neishiwochuanyitiaokuzizhangdadexiongdi。