活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧
《活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧》 小说介绍
《huodiehuoma，rangfudaoyuananshenghuiba》cishuzuoweiqingjiaowomakeximudeyibendoushixiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“neidanglaoshiyoushenmebuhaodedifangme？”“danglaoshi？nixiangxiangnidechugaozhonglaoshi，huozhezuijiandande，niquhetamenliaoliao，nijiunengzhidaohenduodongxilea。”……
《活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧》 第2章 免费试读
“chailaoshi……wo……”
wangqiancongbeizilimanmantanchutoulai，leiyanposuodekanzhechaimingyang，liangyanjingkudegentuziyiyanghonghongde。
“keleeleba，neishazhuyu，nongbeishuilaixian，chuanyifulemeni，xianxialaibalucaichile，aishuozhende，wodouyourizimeichile，yihuiwoyequlaiyidunzheigequ。”
chaimingyangzhidao，zheigeshihounigentaliaoshenmegongzuoajiuyea，neichuncuizijijizijiwakeng，jiushixianmanmandeshuobiedeshier，zhuyilixianzhuanyichulai，ranhouzaijiaodaijixinlijiankangzhongxindequgan，bijingzhuanyedeshier，haishiderangzhuanyederenqugan，nirangchaimingyangyigexueyuyandequjirenjiazuoxinligongzuo，neiwanyishuodaodi，zijisuiranpeixunguodanshiyebushineigeluzia。
“chailaoshi，wo……wojiushixiangbumingbai。weishenme？”
“xiangbumingbaishenme，douburunixianbayanqianzheiwanfanchile，yongyuanjizhuyijuhua，tiandadida……”
“吃饭最大……”
zheijuhuashichaimingyanggenxueshengmenshuodezuiduodeyijuhua，bijingzuoweiyigebiaozhunchihuo，chaimingyangdekoutoushanxianglaijiushi：“shiyizhici，xianchifanba。tiandadida，chifanzuida。”
wangqianyezhidaochaimingyangdezheigekoutoushan，yushizijikaishiditouchifan。zheigeshihouchaimingyangtaochulaishoujijixinlijiankangzhongxindelaoshiyangchangfalegexinxi：“xiwu，206，sulaijiejiu。”
yanglaoshishichaimingyangbenkedeshihouzaiquanxiaoxueshenghuizhuxidahuishangrenshide，dangshitagangdangshangwaiguoyuxueyuandexueshenghuizhuxi，zheigeyangshishixinlixueyuandezhuxi，bichaimingyangdayinian，lianggerenhaihezuobanguojicidahuodong，jiuzheimeshurenleqilai。benkebiyezhihouzhijiebaolewenhuadaxuebenzhuanyedezhuanshuo，shuoshibiyejiubeidaoshizhijietuijianliuxiaodaolexinlijiankangzhongxindanglaoshile。zhangzhezheigeguanxichaimingyangjibenshangyoudianshashieryedouzhijiezhaotale。
wenhuadaxuedexinlijiankangzhongxinlizhesushequbuyuan，meibangexiaoshi，sushewaimianjiuxiangqileqiaomensheng。wangqianzhengzaimaitouchifanni，zhuyuzhenghaoshiyouyijiekejiuxianzoule。chaimingyangzouguoqudakaimen：“yangdaoergoukuaidea。”
“nichaishujizhaohuanwo，woganmanme？”yanglaoshixiaodao。
chaimingyangxianzaihaishixuexiaotuanweideyanjiushengfushuji，yangchangyeshibankaiwanxiaodejiaozhetachaishuji。
“nilailejiuxingle，wozheidouyijingmeihuazhaohuale，wangqian，nizhidao，jiaojinilea。tuanweilaolizhaowo，wodeganjinguoqu，gualetahaojigedianhuale。”
“bushi，zheicizheigeshierdebeijingqingkuangnidejiwoshuoyixiaa。”
“nikanwoxiangzhidaode？shiyoushuoshizaoshangjielegedianhua，ranhoujiubazijimengbeiziliyizhengtian，juwotuice，zhaogongzuobeijujuele，zijishunfengshunshuizheimezhangshijianjieshoubulele。”chaimingyangyadishengyinshuodao。
“ze……xingba，jiaojiwoba。aiduinizenmejinlaidenvshengsushe？”
“dajie，wohaodaiyeshiwomenyuandefudaoyuan，youzhengerde。”
“nibupazijileicusia，wojinishushu，nixianzaishixiaotuanweideyanjiushengfushuji。”
“对啊。”
“nishixiaoyanjiushenghuizhuxi。”
“是我。”
“nihaishiwaiguoyuxueyuan**fudaoyuan。”
“正是在下。”
“chaimingyangachaimingyang，nishizhenyaofenga。niyansanlea！”
“woyanbayounengzayang，nijuedeqianmianliangshenfenneishiwonengsuisuibianbianjiunengbugande？laolinengneimejiandandefangwozou？buchebiededanle，zheigejiaojinilea，woganjinqutuanweile，gangcailaolijiujiwodadianhuarangwoguoquwoyizhiguale。”
“dedede，nichaishujishidamangren，ganjinquba。nishuoniyebuliuxiao，ganmani。”
“qianjinnanmaiyeleyiyou，shouleibaxuejie，zheixuesheng，duofeixinba。”
chaimingyangcongsushechulai，zhijiejiuqulexingzhenglou，jiuxiangqianmianshuode，tachuleshifudaoyuanzhiwai，haishixuexiaotuanweideyanjiushengfushuji，jibenshangmeitianyedouyaoqutuanweineibiandayihuangde。
“shuji，shashieryigejingjiwodadianhua。”
“nixiaozixianzaixinglea，guawodianhua，haiyiguaguahaojige，biegaosuwonixielunwenni，wokelejieni。nibushineicailiao。”
“daidexuesheng，zhongdianguanzhude，xinliyoudianwenti，peileyihui，gangjiaoxinlijiankangzhongxindeguoqutibanle，wozheibuganjinjiuzhaoninlaorenjialaipeizuileme。”
“没啥大事儿吧？”
“shunfengshunshuipengjiwan，yixiaziguaibuguolaile，xinlizhongxinchumianle，yinggaimeishadashier。”
“ng，jiaonilaishiyougeshiera，nikankanzheige？”
shuozhehua，lishujituiguolaiyifenwenjian
《guanyukaizhanxingzhengbaoyangongzuodetongzhi》
“shuji，zheiwenjian，ninsannianqiandijiwo，wogaoxingdehen，woxianzaiyanjiushengdoukuaibiyele，haibaoyan，zadeshuangxueweia，wokebunian。”
“nizixikankan，jinnianzheigewenjianbuyiyang。”
chaimingyangjieguolaiwenjianyikan，haizhenbuyiyang，jinnianchulezhengchangdexingzhengbaoyanzhiwai，haiduoleyige，guqiejiaotaxingzhengbaobo。yeshizoude‘2+3’deluzi，shuoshibiyezhihouzaixuexiaodangliangnianquanzhifudaoyuan，anzhaoaleihetonggongqiandinglaodonghetong，heshiyebiantonggongtongchou，liangnianzhihoubaosongniduyigezaizhidesixiangzhengzhijiaoyuboshi，duwanbiyezhihoujishiyebianpinyong。
“您意思是……”
“xiaochaia，nishuonicongbenkedeshihou，jiugenwoyiqile，benkedeshihounizuikaishizhaogongzuo，woyemeiquannizouxingzhengbaoyan，benlaineigeshihouwojiuhouhuizuikaishimeihenishuozheigeshier，xianzainidetingwodea。”
“shujia，suanlewoyebiejiaonishujile，laolia，nizhidao，wojinhairen，zheishizaishi，xianghuijiaa。”
“huijiazhongyaohaishiqiantuzhongyaoa，biedewobushuo，nizaiwenhua，houmianzheijiniannikendingnengshunfengshunshuia，wozheigeweizhi，guojinianjiushinidea，zhengchujia。nihuijinhai，haidequkao，wozhidaoxianzaifudaoyuandouyaosizheng、malilun、xinlixueshenmede。niyebushizheigezhuanyedea。”
“laoli，wozhidaonishiweilewohao，danshiwohaishixianghuijiaa。”
“nizheihaizizhouni，wozhidaonimenjinhaigaokaoshenmedeyouyoushi，danshinixiang，nizaiwenhualiuxiaolezhihou，zanwenhuadefuyou、fuxiao、fuzhong，youqishifuzhong，neizaiquanguodoushipaimingqianwude，nihaidanxingeguidegaokaoa。”
“laoli，nifangxin，wohuilejinhai，yebuhuiwangleninlaoduiwodejiaodao，woyongyuanjidewoshiwenhuaderen。zaishuole，jinhaichulegaokao，gongjijinhaigaoni，wochule12%zhiwai，haiyoulingwaide30%ni。neiwanyiwenhuabujiba。”
“nizheihaizi……ai……”
lishujizhidao，jinerjiusuanshishuopodatian，chaimingyangyebuhuiliuxialaile。
“duile，shuji，shuozhengshier。mashangjiushizandexinlijiankangyuele，yanjiushengdexinlijiankangzanshuoshihua，pingchangwomenzuodebuduo，danshishijishang，yanjiushengdexinlizhuangkuang，shenzhishiboshisheng，haishiyouhenduoyinhuande。muqianwomenzhishizhenduibenkeshengkaizhandexinliceping，danshiyanjiusheng，womenconglaimeiyouguo，suoyiduiyuzheixieshiqing，womendoushibuzhangwode。”
“你的意思是？”
“quanmianmochayanjiushengdexinlijiankangqingkuang，youzhenduixingdekaizhanxinlijiankangbangfujiaoyugongzuo。”
“zheigeshierniquzhaolaoluobujiudeleme，wotingshuotayexiangrangniliuxiaoni。”
laoluoshiyangongbudefubuzhang，zhuanmenguandeyeshiyanjiushengdexueshenggongzuo，yesuanshiwenhuadelaorenle，liuxiaogongzuozhihoucongxueyuanfudaoyuan、tuanweishuji、dangweifushuji、yangongbufubuzhangyiluganshangqude。
“nikan，woshiyanhuizhuxi，danshicongpaiweishanglaishuo，woshixuexiaodeyanjiushengfushujia，neiwokendingxianzhaonia。qingniangongzuonibudiantou，wozhaolaoluoneijiushixingzhenggongzuolea。”
“xing，suanniyouliangxin。zheigeshierwojixiale，nixianhelaoluoliaoliao，ranhouwogentashuo。”
“delei，neiwoxianzoule。”
“zheigeshiernizhenbuzaikaolvkaolv？”lishujihuanglehuangshoulidehongtouwenjian。
“nixinbuxin，yihuiwoquyangongbu，laoluoyedegenwoshuozheigeshier。”
“woxin，neinijiuzaibatayejueleba。”
chaimingyangcongtuanweidebangongshichulai，daolehoumiandefulouquleyanjiushengyuan。wenhuadaxueduiyuxueshengdeguanli，benkeyouzhuanmendebenkeshengyuan，yanjiushengyouzhuanmendeyanjiushengyuan，fenbiepeibeibutongdebanzi，chuledangtuangonghuidoushixuexiaozhishudebumen，shengxiadebaokuoxuegong（yangong）、jiaowudoushifenkaide。
“罗叔，忙着呢？”
“aiyou，xiaochainilaile。nizuoyixia，wobazheigewenjiankanwanlede。”
chaimingyangshentoukanleyiyan，luobuzhangkandehaijiushineigexingzhengbaoyandetongzhi。
“xingleluoshu，biekanneiwenjianle，gangcaituanweilaolijiwokanguole。”
“你咋想？”
“zheigemingehenbaoguia，haishiliujiyouxuyaodetongzhiba。”
“made，zheibushinifayangfenggedeshihoua！”
“aiyouluoshu，wonihaibuzhidaome，dawojinwenhuadediyitian，wojiushiyaohuijinhaigongzuode。”
“nibenkeyoubushiwodaide，wonazhidaoqu。”
“neininxianzaizhidaoa，woshizhenxianghuijinhaiqu。”
“ganma，kaojinhaideshiyebian？zanzhei5nianzhihoujiuzhijiejinibianzhia，qianmianyeshialeigong，meiqubiedea。zaishuole，zaiwenhuazheimeduonian，zheiliangdongloulinagewunimeijinquguo，huilejinhaiconglingkaishi，zhongxindapin，neibushishuoshuodea。”
“luoshu，bolezheimeduonianle，wenhuajilewobushaorongyule，goule，yeleile，houmianjiuxiangananshengshengdedangyigefudaoyuan，jiutinghaodele。”
“nixiaozi……xingba。youshashierme？”
“woganghelaolishuole，jiushizanmenyanjiushengdexinlijiankangqingkuang。zanmendoumeiyouyigemingquedezhangwoa。nikanbenkejinlai，meigerendouyaoxinliceping，ranhouxinlijiankangzhongxinzaijinxingfuhe，ranhouliechulaizhongdianguanzhu，danshizanmenyanjiusheng，meiyoua。erqieyanjiusheng，youqishiboshi，zheigekeyanyaligengdaa。nibaobuqizhendesheixinlidaidianshenme，zhenyaochuleshier，neiwanyiyeshizhenbeidonga，zanbunengshimeichushierjiugaozhenwuyou，shierzandebandaoqiantoua。”
luobuzhangyiweishenzhangdekanlechaimingyangyiyanshuodao：“woshuozhende，niliuxialaiba。niliuxialaibiedewobushuo，niboshibiyechengleshiyebianzhihou，zuiduosannian，wozheigeweizhijiushinidea。”
“zheigehua，gangcailaoliyegenwoshuoni，shuotaneigeweizhichizaoshiwode。ninshuo，taneizhengchuwujiwodoumeiyingxialai，ninzheifuchuliuji，jiamabutaigoua。”
“made，laozihaideshengni。”
“xingleluoshu，woyaoshizhengaobudingle，wojiusuankaozanmenxuexiao，buyedegaokanwoyiyanme？”
“neiniganjingaobudingba。daoneigeshihou，wozhaolaoliyikuaishangrenshichuquyaoniqu。”