活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧
《活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧》 小说介绍
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《活爹活妈，让辅导员安生会吧》 第5章 免费试读
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“ai，mazong，nishashihouyoushijiana，laiyitangzuogejiangzuobei。feiyongwodoujinishenqingwanle。nidaoshihoubashenmexingchengdanliujiwo，wojinibaoxiaoa。”
“你来真的啊？”
“niyiweigenninaozhewannia。”
“neixing，zheizhoumo？zhouzhongwokendingmeikonga。”
“zhouliu？nidingpiaojiudele，jiudianwojinidingxuexiaodejiudian。”
“zhouliuxing。neiwozhouwuwanshangguoqu，zangejigeheyiqi，zhouliujiangzuowanlewohuishidakankanqu，jifabuzhidaotazayangle。”
“toujitianwogentaliaoni，tagangkaishiduyan，huanlegezhuanye，qusizhengle。yihoujiushiganfudaoyuandele。”
“nimenzheiweilaidoushixuexiaodangweishujideyoulijingzhengrenxuana。”
“pi，womendangdangweishuji，neihaiburuxinnijiushijingweihangkongdongshizhangle。”
“hahaha，niganjinzuoxuanchuanquba，biedaoshihoumeirenlaitingjiangzuo，neijiuchedange。”
chaimingyangfangxiadianhua，chenyinleyixia，benzheyoufutongxiangdeyuanze，zaijiashangzheigeshierba，tashushishigehaoshierle，guangxiangzhewaiyuandexuesheng，shizaibushichaimingyangzheigexiaotuanweifushujiyinggaizuodejudong。suoyichaoqidianhuajituanweilaolidalegedianhuaguoqu。
“laolia。yougehuodongganxingqume？”
“shashier，nineigeyanjiushengxinlijiankangde？neigehaibudaoxinlijiankangyuele，haibangeyueni。”
“bushi，lingyigeshier。benlaiwojiuxiangzaiwomenyuangao，xianglexianghaishibianyiniyiba。”
“chouxiaozizenmeshuohuani。”
“wopasha，yihouwoyoubuzaiwenhua，bupaninaniewole。”
“neitianlaoluohailaizhaowo，shuoniyaoshikaobushangjinhaidexuexiaohuitoukaozanmenxuexiaodehua，yaolazhewoquzhaorenshichuyaorenqu。”
“那您几个意思？”
“我当然是……”
chaimingyang：“yizhengyancidejujue。”
laoli：“xinrandejieshoule。”
俩人一起说道。
“laolitongzhi，haolaiyeshidangdeganbu，nizheimegaoqingniangongzuokebuxinga，yuanzeni？”
“pideyuanze，jiangyuanzerencaidoumeile。nishuozhengshier。”
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“danshijiuyigeren……changziyoudianxiaoba。”
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“zheigeshier，nixiawuyoushierme，meishierlaituanwei，kaigehuilunyilun，zanmennachugezhangchenglai，woquzhaojiuyezhongxinqushuoqu。”
“neixingba。xiawuwoguoqu。”
fangxiadianhua，chaimingyangjimafanyouqulegedianhua，dagaiyisijiushizheigehuodongyaotijibie，xianbiezhejidingpiao。tamenyiwanlejimafanxiaoxi。
“nimenzheitizhilimianazhendeshier，kanwomensiqi，naneimeduomaobing。”
“nineibianliangkuailiangkuaiquba。wozheibushiweileninengyoudianzhimingdu，duojiniyaodianlaowume。”
“delei，laobanniyaoshenmeshihounijiushuoshenmeshihou，xiaodiwotinghaoling。”
“nimenzheixiebeizibenfushiderena。”
“neizale，laozixianzaiyigeyueyiwansandegongzi，lehedehen。”
“aduiduidui，niniubi，nilihai，huijiangchengniqingke。”
gualedianhua，daolezhongwu，chaimingyanggangzhunbeiquchifan，kanjianzijixiamianriyubandebanzhangjiangwenqichuanyuyudepaoleguolai。
“daoer，buhaole，neige……neige……”
“nimandianshuo。zale。”
“liangboheyangjiedaqilaile。”
“**nibuzaoshuo！ganjinzou！”
dajiazheigeshier，buguanzaina，buguanshenmeshihou，doujueduishidashijian，hekuanghaishiliangtongbantongxue，zheiwanyinaodaozuihouhenyoukenengyanbianchengyigewufayugudeexingshijian。
waiguoyuxueyuanshizijiyoujiaoxueloude，bangongloujiuzaijiaoxueloudehoumianfuloulimian。suoyichaimingyanghejiangwenmeijifenzhongjiudaolejiaoxueloudeyiloudatingli，liangrenhaizaidishanggunzheni。weishameirenlajia，yinweizheigeshihoubiedebandouhaizaishangkemeixiake，zaijiashangriyuzheigeban……jiuzheiliangnansheng。nvshengyebuganla。
“duoduoduoduokai。”chaimingyangtuikaiweizheyiquandenvsheng，ranhoudaozhongjianyishouyigelinzhehoubolingzijifenkaile，yezhangzhechaimingyangmeishijiuquxuexiaojianshen，zaijiashangzijipingchangyexihuandagebojishenmede，lidaohaishizugoude。
yishouyigebalianggerengelikaizhihou，lianggerenzuihaibuxianzhe。
“made，yangjienishangletadexin！tiantianhaizheimexiaoyao！niyidiankuijiudoubujuedeme！”
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chaimingyangyishoulinzheyigezhuanshenqulebangonglou，huitouhejiangwenshuo。
“jiangwen，saotingyixiazenmegeshier，ranhoudaizhezhiqingrendaowobangongshidengwo。”
daolebangonglou，chaimingyangzhaolelianggekongfangjian，balianggerenyirenyigefangzaifangjianli。ranhouzijihuidaobangongshi，jiangwendaizhelianggerenyijingzaidengzhele。
“怎么个事儿？”
“shizheiyangdedaoer，yangjieyikaishideshihouhedeyuxidewangyangliangrentanlianai，shiwangyangzhuideyangjie。”
“zheigewozhidaoa，liangbujiushitongxinglianme。genliangboyoushaguanxi。”
“nintingwoshuoa，houlaiba，fanyixideyigedasandenvdebuzhidaozadejiukanshangyangjiele，jiugezhongdaozhui，ranhoujiuhaoxiangbayangjiejibaizhile……ranhouyangjiejiugenwangyangfenshoule，jushuonaodehaitingneigeshade。”
“然后呢？”
“ranhouzheigeliangboa，wangyangbeishuailezhihoujiuzhaodaoleliangbo，jiushineizhongbeiyiduanlianqingshanglezhihoujiuyaoyonglingyiduanlianqinglaizhiyuyixiayiyang，aiyadaoernimeitanguolianaibuqingchuzheige。fanzhengjiushizheiyangliangrenjiucoudaoyiqile，ranhoujinershangkezuoqingjingduihua，yangjieheliangboliangrenshuozheshuozheyebuzhidaonajuhuajiupengzheliangbodeshenjingle，yiquanjiushangqule。jiuzheiyangle。”
“denghuidenghuidenghuia。wolvlv。”chaimingyangtingzhejiangwenheqitalianggenvshengniyizuiwoyizuideshushiyoudianluan。
“yejiushishuo，yangjiehewangyang，liangrentanlezheiliangnianbawomeijicuodehua，ranhouni，yinweiyigexuemeibayangjiebaizhile，ranhoubawangyangchuaile，wangyangni，zhaodaoleliangboliangrenzaiyikuaile，ranhoujinerzheishierni，jiusuanshiliangbojiwangyangchutoule？”
“e……zheimeshuoyemeimaobing。danshidaoerhaiyougenibuzhidaodeshier。”
“啥事儿？”
“yangjieheliangboliangrenzaidayideshihouhaoguo。”
“啥玩意？！”
chaimingyangyongshouchengzhenaodai，tazhidaowangyangheyangjieliangrenshitongxinglian，danshibenzhexinshiqifudaoyuanzonghuijiandaoyixiexinshiqidexinsixiangxuesheng，suoyiyemeiyouqugansherenjia，bijingzheigewanyineijiushirenjiaziyou。buchushierjiudelebei。danshimeixiangdaozheilimianhaiyouzheimeluandeguanxi。
“neige，nimenzhidao，jiuzheisanweia，youmeiyouyebuguisudeqingkuang。”
“zheigehaoxiangmeiyouguoba，womenmeitingshuoguo。”
chaimingyangxianzaituranhaipa，kaixueqian，xiaoyiyuanhejiangchengjikongzhongxindegangjitamenzuowanhivdepeixun，nantongzhendeshihivdegaofadidaile。zuikaishichaimingyanghaibuzhidaozheigejigeguanxizheimeluan，yinweizhiqianyangjiehewangyangliangrentahaiyizhiguanzhuzhe，meiyouyebuguisudeqingkuang，xinliyejiuduoshaofangxinledian。danshixianzai……zhenyaochuleyigehivyangxing，neizhendezijiyishiyingminga，chediwanduzile。
chaimingyangyezhishigeputongren，taduiyuhivzheigebingyouzhetianrandekongju，suiranshuolilunzhishitadouzhidao，yejieshouguogezhongpeixun，danshizhendezheigeweizhidekongjufangzaitamianqian，tayemianbulefahuang，erqiezheigedongxinihaidekaolvxueshengzijideyinsi，yebunengdazhangqigudelazhetamenqujikonghuozhexiaoyiyuanzuojiancha。
“xing，nimenxianzouba。zheigeshier，biesuibianshuo，zheishirenjiadeyinsi，banimenneibaguadezuijiwofengyanshile。”
“fangxinbadaoer，zheigeshier，dajiazaodouzhidaole，womenzaichuanyeshizheiyangle。”
“我……行吧……”
chaimingyanglaidaoleyangjiedefangjianmenkou，shenhuxiyikouqi，ranhoudakaimenzoulejinqu。ranhoubayangjiedaidaoliangbodefangjian。
“能聊聊了么？”
……
“还不想说？”
……
“neiniliangzaidaihuiba。danshiwohuashuotoulia，sheigandongshou，biyezhengjiubiexiangyaole。”
qishizheigeshichaimingyanggenyigexiangshenglixuede，zheijiaodundunxing，liangrenxianzaidouzaiqitoushang，yikaishibaliangrenfenzheguanqilaijiushipaliangrendouzaiqitoushang，fangyikuaizaiganyijia，guoleyihuiqiershunleyidianni，baliangrenzaifangdaoyikuai，ranhourangliangrenzijimanmandequshuo。youshashiershuokailezhihou，yejiumeishenmedashierle。
zaijiashangzheigefangjianyuanbenjiushiyoushexiangtoude。zheigewuzijiushixueyuanlimiandeyigeshoufashiwaidaixiaohuiyishi，limiandeshexiangtouyeshiweilezheixiexinxianga，kaihuizuohuiyijiyao，liuhuiyijiluzuozhunbeide。
“mingyangnijiubataliangfangyigewuzilile？bupazaidaqilai？”
“nifangxinba，zheiliang，dabudongle，nilaikan。”
chaimingyangjiaoduimiandelaoshiguolaikanjiankongshuo：“yikaishi，liangrenyirenyigejiao，sheiyebulishei，xianzainikan，daozhuozishangle，suiranhaishiyirenyibiana。danshixiangbizhiqian，julihaishijinle。guoyihuiliangrenjiugaijiaoliule。zheishihouzanchumianfanershidaluanlezheigejindu，jiurangtaliangxianzijijiejueba。fanzhenghaiyoushijian，buzheji。xianzaigangdiyixiaojiexiake，haidabashijianni。”
“wogangtingshuo，zheijigehaizidoushitongxinglian……yaobujiaoxiaoyiyuanguolaiba。”
“ganma，jiaoguolaifandaoshihuaishierle，wowenlexuesheng，meiyouyebuguisudeqingkuang。wentibuda。zaishuoxianzaidexiaohai，bizanmenximingdeduo。yihuiwodiantamenyiju，huitourangtamenzijiqu。aidui，baneigedanzijiwoyixia。wozheizhaobudaole。”
“nage？hivjianchashenqingdan？”
“duiduidui，jiuneige。”
“nizhijiezaioashangtianjiuxingle，jiuzaineigejiankangguanlilimian，youyigejianceshenqing，limianjiuyou。”
“啊，我看到了。”
chaimingyangjisangerentianwanledanziranhoutijiaoleshenpi。qishiyejiushitijiaojidangweifushujishenpiyixia，chaimingyangjidangfudalegedianhuashuoleyixiaqingkuang，dangrandajiadeshierjiumanlexialaile，zheigeshierhaishibushuodeweihao。
piwanzhihoudayinchulai，gaishangxueyuandegongzhang，huitouxueshengdaizhezheigezhijiequxiaoyiyuandejianyankejiuxingle。nongwanzheixie，chaimingyangyoudakailejianshiqi，zhunbeikankanzheiliangrenzenmeyangle。