爱我？这是最好的笑话
《爱我？这是最好的笑话》 小说介绍
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“都给我闭嘴。”
jianglinyuezuozaiyizishangwuzheyaozhakaidenaodainuhouyisheng，zhengkaiyankanleguoqu。
孙玉梅？陆振平？
tabushidaizheneiyijiaziyiqixiadiyulema？xiadiyuhouhuibiandezheimenianqing？
buguozheibuzhongyao，chourenjianmianfenwaiyanhong，jiusuanshizaidiyuyedexiandayidun。
jianglinyueshuangyantonghongdichaoliangrenpuguoqu，papajibazhangchouzailiangzhang**lianshang，zhijiaguaqihonghen，zaiyishouqiayigebozi，wangsiliqia。
“都给我死！”
liangrenwanquanmeifanyingguolai，jianglinyuejiuyijingbatamenqiazaidishangtangzhe，tazuozailuzhenpingdeshenshang，yizhijiaocaizaisunyumeideshenshang，ranglianggerendoudongbule。
sunyumeihuxikunnan，kuaichuanbushangqile，nanshoudihanzhe，“yue...yue，kuai...fangshou...wo..shiyumeia...”
“keke——yueyue，ni....zenmele，kuaifangkai...”
luzhenpingjiannandibalazhebozishangdeshou，zhengzhanglianyinqueyangchongxuezhanghong，danshibozishangdeshouxiangshiyibaqianzijiazaishangmian，tayigenanrenyebaibukai。
“ma...ma...”
wangcuizhitingdaodongjingcongliwupaochulai。
“tiana，yaosileyaosile！zhenping，wodeera！”
tajinghuangdipaoguoqupaidatuisangjianglinyue：“jianglinyue，jiwofangshou，fangshou！”
jianglinyuechongmanshahongdeshuangyanhedaolewangcuizhi，tataiqideshousuohuiqu。
zheixiaotizishuigewujueshimeishuixingma？yanshenxiangshiyaochirenside，shuohaolewenshuntinghuanenggan，zheicaiquhuilaijitianjiuzheiyang，yihouhainengzhiwangtashenme？bixujiaoxun。
wangcuizhifanu，zaicitaiqishou，shouhaimeiluoxia，jianglinyueyijiaotifanleta。
“哎哟！”
wangcuizhiyige**dunzuozaidishang，wuzhexinkourou。
“fanletianle，nigexiao...”
jianglinyuebinglengderangrendanzhandeyanshenrangtabazuilidezanghuayanlehuiqu，bingdanqiediwanghounuoleliang**。
zheixiaotizihunshenshaqi，xiangshicongdiyupachulaideegui，rangrenkanzhehaipa！
yeshizheishi，jianglinyuekandaonianqingbandewangcuizhi，kandaosizhoudechangjingcaihuangranfajuezheibushidiyu。
tasishiwangcuizhimeiyousi，yebushizheimenianqing，erzheilihaoxiangshitayiqiandefangzi。
jianglinyuehuangyankandaowangcuizhishenhoudeqiangshangguazhedegualiben，zhenglengzhule。
1976年5月？
tazheishizhonghui20suile？
jianglinyuekanxiangshoushangqiazhedelianggeren，xiangdaolegangcainaodaihunchenshitingdaodehua。
tajidezheijianshiqing，zheishiluzhenpinghesunyumeiyijingzhunbeijiasi，jintianjiushisunyumeikuzhepaoguolaiyijiuluyangdemingyicongtashoushangpianqiandekaishi，houtianwanshangjiuhuichuanchuluyangweigongchangcaigouwuzishibeishanhongchongzou。
disitian，chuanchusunyumeiweierzidebingquzhaodaxinxiangyigechijiaodafudelushangdieluoshanyabeihongshuidaizoule。
diwutian，wangcuizhiyijiajiuhuiyijierziliugehouweiyou，zaidaodebangjiatahoushouyangluyang。
houmianhaiyougengduoexindeshiqingdengzheta，lujialaodexiaodedouruanfanyingchi，pazaitashenshangqiangyingdexixue，batashenshangsuoyoujiazhizhagan，jieguoquanshibaiyanlang。
hao，henhao！zheiyishitayaorangzheiyijiazifuchudaijia！
“yue..yue...xing..xing...”luzhenpingkuaifanbaiyanle，zhijuejianglinyuebuduijing，yongjinliqihanchuzheiyisheng。
jianglinyuekanxiangleluzhenping。
bunengzaiweilezheiliangge**peishangzijizhonglaideyisheng，debazijizhaideganganjingjing，neijiuqiedengsitian，rangtamenjiasi，tayaodashasifang！
danzheisitianyebunengren，bunengtui，tuiyibubushihaikuotiankongershiruxiannangzhonghejiejie。
dingdeyixia，jianglinyuenaozhongyipianqingming，gaiqiaweidahezhua，chaoliangrendelianyitongpapaluanda，zhijialuanzhua，dagoulehouyouqia，laotaiposhangqianlaibangmang，youshiyijiaotiguoqu。
daleilehougancuishunzheluzhenpingdehuazhuangchengbeimengyanzhecaixinglaideyangzi，songkaishou，yanjingzhizhidewanglimianzou。
“咳咳咳——”
dedaohuxideluzhenpinghesunyumeilangbeidipazaidishangfengkuangkesouzhe，dakoudakouxizheqi，lianheboziguahuayanzhong。
“erzi！”wangcuizhiyizhishouanzhetengtongdexinwo，jihuanghuangpaguolaifuren。
erjianglinyuezoudaoyuanlaipazheshuijuedezhuobianzuoxiahouroulerouyan，haipadesichuzhaoren。
“zhenping，nizainaer，wohaohaipa，wogangcaizuomengmengdaosantiaofenggouchaowopuguolaiyaowo，woqiazhetamenda，zenmedoudabupao，kebawohesile，xinghaogangcaitingdaonihanwo，buranwodouxingbuguolaile！”
hanzhedetongshishunbianchelejigeqiangbishangdeganchaotianjiaozaishoushangniansui，suixiechuaidaoledouli。
tingshuolajiaomodaoshangkoushangtengtongjia5beiyishang，neijiushishi，zaishoudianlixi！
“tiana！zhenping、yumeinimenzenmezaidishang，lianhebozizenmele，sheigande，sheigande！”
jianglinyuejianjiaoyisheng，kanzhunwangcuizhifangzaidishangdeshoujiaojidipaoleguoqu，yizhijiaojingzhuncaizaitashoubeishang。
“啊！”
yidaoshazhubancanjiaoshengxiangchezhenggeyuanzi。
“a，maduibuqiya！wotaizhejimeikandao，niyeshi，bashoufangdishangganshenme。”
jianglinyuehuangmangdiwanghoutuiyibu，zaicizhongzhongnianleyijiao，budengwangcuizhijiaochusheng，youzhuantoudashengzhiwen。
“ma，shibushinidalezhenpingheyumei，niweishenmedatamena，doudadaodishangle，shangzheimeyanzhong，madexinzhenhen，ma，nizenmenengzheiyang！”
wangcuizhishuaizhetongshou，zhenjingdikanxiangjianglinyue，yanzhongshibuganzhixin：“ni，nishuoshenme，wodade？”
“ma，niyebieduoshuole，dajiudaleba，nishizhangbei，womenxiaobeiyebunenghenijijiaoshenme，jiushikulezhenpingheyumeile。”
jianglinyueyilianxintengdidunxia，shenshouguoqu：“zhenping，yumei，tongbutonga，rangwokankan！”
luzhenpinghesunyumeihedewuzhezijidelianhebozi，jichongchongwanghounuozhebikai，**douyaocamaoyanle。
“不用！”
luzhenpingshayadeshengyinzhongdaizhebuyuedeqingxu。
“luzhenping，woguanxinni，niquehouwo，zheicaijiehunyizhou，nijiuhouwo，nishuohaoleduiwoyibeizihao，nizenmezheiyang！”jianglinyueyaozhetou，yanjinglimianmanshishiwang。
sunyumeipaqianchuwenti，yanshenshiyiluzhenpinghongren。
luzhenpingxiangdaozijidejihuawanshijubeizhiqiandongfengle，zhinengrenzheqi，nuoleguoqu，fanghuanshengyinhongzheren，haibabozishenleguoqu，“yueyue，duibuqi，wobushixiongni，nikanba，womeishide！”
made，zhei**haizuoemengmengyou，batamendanggouqiale，tayidingyaobaqianquannongguolai，rangzheige**jitamenjiadangniuzuomafengxianyibeizi，riziguodezhugouburu。
wangcuizhikanbuxiaqu，houdao：“jianglinyue，zheishiniqiade，nigangcaideyizhengdade！”
“什么？我打的？”
jianglinyueyanhankuijiudikanxiangluzhenping，qiaguolajiaodeshoufumozailuzhenpingbozineibeitashouzhijiaqiashangdehenjishang，liuxiayikekelajiaosu。
zizedeshuo：“duibuqi，womeixiangdaowozuoemenghuishanghaidaonimen。”
“meishi，zhiyaoyueyuenimeishijiuhao，wobuaishide，weilenishouzaiduokudouzhide。”luzhenpingrenzhetong，shenqingdikanzhejianglinyue。
“ng！”jianglinyueexindegeyefandouyaotuchulaile。
sunyumeiyandishanguobuyue。
jianglinyueqialeqiadoulidelajiao，limashenshoumosunyumeihoulonghelianshangdehonghen，guanxinta：“yumei，duibuqi，tongbutonga！”