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“ma，gongzuomaile1100kuaiqian，jiashangwonei200kuaicunkuan，qiandouzaizheili，yigongshi3871yuan。”

jianglinyuecongbaoliba“qian”nachulai，wangcuizhidengbujidebaqianqiangguoqushu，lulaogenhezhananjiannvandiliyanzhuzidoukuailuodaoqianshangle。

lulaogenyindiulegongzuohouheizhedelianzhongyufangqingle。

wangcuizhiyueshishuyuegaoxing，tadeqiankesuanshijitaxialezaizihuilaile！

sunyumeiyandiyisideyiyishanerguo，zheigechunhuobamailegongzuodeqianjiuzheimenaguolaile，yihoudoushitadele，haha！

luzhenpingzeshiduizijixiangdejihuamanyidebuxing。

pazaiqiangshangkanxidelinjuyaotou，zheiyatouhaizhenbagongzuomailejizheigesunyumeia，sheijiahaizishengbingyaozheimeduoqian，zheihaiziyeshitaishanliangledian，bierenshuoshenmejiuxinshenme。

jianglinyuezhuangzuoshayebuzhidao，kusangzhelianshuo：“keshizheixieqianyuanyuanbugou，liyumeishuodejinechayuanle，zheikezenmebana！”

sunyumeitanxinqian，tingdaojianglinyuezheimeshuo，zhijuedeshikeshuilailesongzhentou，tashibiyaobajianglinyuedejiazhijiyazhaganjing，doulideqiantaowan。

limapazaiyangyangdeshenshangkuqilai。

“wuwu，wokeliandeyangyanga，yueyue，ninengliqiang，kuaibangwoxiangxianghaiyoushenmebanfacouqiqian，meiyouyangyangwokezenmehuoa，yueyue，niyidingdebangwoa！”

“yumei，woyidingbangnixiangbanfa！”jianglinyuehongzheyankuangshijingdiantou，peihezhetadeyanchu，zhuanshenjiukanxiangwangcuizhi，“ma，wojidenineierhaiyou1qian5baiduo，nikuaibaqiannachulai，youdianshidian，jiuhaiziyaojin。”

jianglinyueyebucui，zhishiyilianjiaojidikanzhewangcuizhi，shibushizaixintengdikanyiyandanjiashangtangzhedeyangyang，xiyixiabizi。

yidianbudanxinlujiarenbushangdang，yinweizheiyijiazidoushitandewuyandezhu。

wangcuizhilianshangxiaorongdanle，henbuqingyuan，luzhenpingqiaoqiaolalelatadeyijiao。

naozhongxiangqigangcaierzihetashuodehua：bunengrangjianglinyueqiyi，jinliangbajianglinyueshoushangdeqianjihongchulai，shaobulejialide。

lulaogenyoudianlediantashoushangnazhedeqian，yisihenmingxian，shebudexiaoqiantaobudaodaqian，genghekuangzheiqianzhishichuquhuangyiquan，huijiabeihuilaide。

lulaogengancuikaikouhan：“cuizhi，qubaqiannachulai，xianzaizuizhongyaodeshijiuhaizi。”

wangcuizhiyiyaoya，huochuqule，“hao，wozheijiuquna。”

wangcuizhibashoushangdeqianjiaojiluzhenping，zhuanshenwangtaneiwuzouqu。

jianglinyueyongyishihexitongjiaoliu：【tongzi，nigenshangqukankantafangqiandedifang】

【好，交给我！】

xitong4444henkangfendishanzhechibanggenleshangqu，jintiantashibiyaoweisuzhukanqingzangqiandedifang，heihei，yiguoduan！

meiyihuier，wangcuizhinazheqianchulaile，jianglinyuexianhexitongdeyanjingduishangle，zhidaotanachulaideqianshiduoshao，buguanqitaren，xianshangqianqu，xuezhewangcuizhigangcaiqiangtashoushangqianyiyang，chuqibuyidebaqianzhuadaozijishoushang，zhuanshenzheiyike，jianglinyueyijingbaqianjidiaohuanle。

“ma，duoshaoqian，shiyiqianwuma？wolaishushu，kanwomenhaichaduoshaoqian。”

hualuo，kongjianlidehuozhishaoleyixiaodie，duolezhenzhengdeyiqianwubaiyuan。

wangcuizhixianqididenglejianglinyueyiyan，“shi，wohainengqueyifenbucheng！”

qiandaoshoule，jianglinyuexiaolexiaomeidingzui，bashoushangde“qian”dijilesunyumei，“shuhaole，queshishiyiqianwu，yumei，zheixieqiannidounahao，quedebufenhoumianzaijinixiangbanfa。”

luzhenpingbashoushangneiyidieyedijilesunyumei，kuanweiliangju：

“yueyueshuodedui，womenyijiarendouhuijinixiangbanfade，niyebietaizheji，haohaozhaoguhaizi，houmiandeqianjiaojiwomenxiangbanfa，yueyuedeganerzijiushiwodeganerzi，jiushiwomenlujiadehaizi，womenlujiayidingbangdaodi。”

“yueyue，yaobuzheiyang，rangyangyangjinwanzhuzailujiaba，womenjiarenduo，hainengbangzhezhaokanyixia，miandeyumeitongzhihuijiahouyigerenzhaogubuguolai，nishuoni？”

luzhenpingweizhuangchengyigehenzunzhongqizideren，mingmingshizijixiangyaoliuzheiduimuzizailujia，danhaijiazhuangxunwentadeyijianwenyixia，haizhenshixuweizhiji。

buwaihushifangbiantamentouqing，fangbiantamenxiangbanfakengtashoushangdeqian，fangbiantamenzhixingjiasijihui，gengfangbiantamenbahaizishunlichengzhangdeliuxiajitafuyang。

jianglinyuediantou：“haishizhenpingnixiangdezhoudao，neixinkuniqubangyumeishoushiyijianfangchulai，wozhongwumeixiuxihao，naodaixianzaihaizaitong，nimenzibian，wojinwanshangjiubuchulaichifanle，woqushuiyijue。”

“月...”

“peng”deyisheng，jianglinyueguanlemen，liuchuzugoudeshijianjitamensikao。

menwaijirenbiaoqinggebuyi。

wangcuizhijiudingzhesunyumeishoushangyidadieqiankanzhe，chenzhejianglinyuebuzaichang，ganjinbaqianxianqiangdaozijishoushangnazhe，fangzaisunyumeishoulitabufangxin。

luzhenpingkanleyiyanjianglinyueneiwu，hanzhewangcuizhiyiqiqushoushiwuzi，shoushinagelijianglinyueneiwuzuiyuandefangjian。

andunhaoyangyanghou，luzhenpingzoudaojianglinyuemenwaihanleyisheng，meirenhuiying，youkaileyigefengxiwanglimiankan，quedingjianglinyueshuijuele，tacaifangxindehuidaosunyumeizhuneiwu。

jianglinyuezhengkaileyan，yige“xiaoji”zhengdaguangmingdegenleguoqu。

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wulimian，wangcuizhihelulaogendengzheta。

wangcuizhipobujidaidilazheluzhenpingzuoxia，jiaojicuicu：

“erzi，nikuaiquwenjianglinyuedehuaa，tamenjiayiqiantiaojianneimehao，wojiubuxintafumumeiyoutoutouliujitahaodongxi，nizhiqianbushishuohaoxiangliuyouhuangjin，nidaoshinongguolaia！”

lulaogenshouqiaozaizhuozishang：“weilenimen，wohe**gongzuodoudajinqule，nidezhuajinle。”

sunyumei：“bamashuodedui，bixuzhuajin，jihuafangzaizheier，nimingtianxiawujiuyaoquchucha，zaizheizhiqianbixudebaneijinzisuozaiditaochulai，gainadenadaoshou，bunengtuoxiaqule，cuoguolezheigejihuijiumeixiacile，woduzilidehaiziyedengbule。”

lulaogenpaerzibeisunyumeiguhuobiangua，youqiangdiao：“tadeliangzuofangzishuohaolebixuliuxia，haidejinididimeimeijiehun，nimenbuzhundafangzidezhuyi。”

wangcuizhi：“haiyoujinziyedejiwomenliudian。”

“bama，nifangxin，fangzishuolejinimenliuzhejiuliuzhe，buhuidong，nongguolaidehuangjinyehuijinimenyixie，nimenfangxin，woyihuierjiuquwen。ma，jinwannizuofan，zhuwantangdan，woyihuierduanguoqujiaotaqichuangshijiuwen。”

wangcuizhiyouyijiandedunang：“haiduanshenmetangdan，duojinguidedongxijitachi，suibianduandianchideguoqujiudele！”

luzhenpingquandao：“ma，jinzizhongyaohaishineiyilianggedanzhongyao？yiqiedoushiweilejinzi。”

lulaogenhentiebuchenggang：“nigemeinaozide，tingerzide，nizuojiushi，yihouyoudeshijihuirangtabachijinqudehaihuilai。”

luzhenpingkandaomuqindiantou，paiban：“xing，jiuzheiyang，ma，nikuaiquzhu，sanle。”

xitongbiantingbianjijianglinyuezhuanshuzheibiandeshiqing，shuowanhaifennudeshuo：

“tamenzhenbuyaolian，douyijingjiaoshangbamale，haibasuzhunidedongxilisuodangrandedangchengzijidedongxi，yijiarendouzaisuanjisuzhuni！”

jianglinyuetingwanyidiandoubuyiwai，yidianyebufennu，zhihuiyuefajiandingtabaochoudejuexin。

“zangqiandedifangnikanqingchulema？”

xitong：“kanqingchule，zangzaichuangdixiadeyikuaishibanxia，haoxianghaiyoubushaoqitadongxi，suzhu，womenshenmeshihouququ？”

jianglinyuechunjiaoguaqiyimolengxiao，“buji，tamenlingcunwomenzhengqu，woneixiaoguzihexiaoshuziyaofagongzile，meigeyuehuibasanfenzhiyideqianjiaojitabaoguan，zanmenxianzaizhidaoweizhijiuxing，xiaxiangqianzaiququgangheshi。”

“ma，niquba，woyigerenjinqu。”luzhenpingbawangcuizhishoushangdelaozaotangshuidanjieguolai。

jianglinyuetingdaowaimiandedongjing，bishangyanjing，tingzhilenaozhonghexitongdejiaoliu。