《全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天》 小说介绍
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“**,sheibawojisuishile?zenmedongyikuaixiyikuainiyikuaiwoyikuaide?!”
【一辆大运半挂。】
“zhenshicaocaocaocaocaocaocaocaocao。”
【woganjuenishenshangshaolediandongxi。】
“少什么?”
tadousuichengneiyangle,hainengshaoshenme?
【道德素养。】
“wodoubeichezhuangchengneiyangle,haibunengqinjinqinjindaziranle?”
【meishi,suirannisile,danwokanguanggaobanifuhuole!】
“好老的梗。”
【wozheibushixiangkaigewanxiao,rangnicongbeisuishidebeishangzhongzouchulaima。haoba,qishinichuanshule。】
“wufang,fanzhengyebushihenxianghuo。”lintongqingze,“buguozenmelaoshichuanshua,meidianqitaxinyima?”
xianzaichuanshuxiaoshuomantianfei,tadoukanguoshangbaibenle,taoludoudong。
jixieyinturanshenchenqilai:
【chuanshuhaoachuanshumiao,xianshilideneixiecuoguo、wuhui,neixieburuyi、buyuanman,neixieneihaojiaolv、xiesidili,neixiexiangyaoerbukede、shuyujingerfengbuzhi……dounenggouzaishuzhongpingjingnidejiaoxiaozaodong,xiaosannidefennutongku,dedaorangnipinganxiledeyuanmanjieju。】
“转人工。”
【chuanshutaolu,shouzhongmianguang,bijiaohaoxie。】
yuanshuwanwanraoraodejuqingbitadachanghaiquzhe,danjiandanlaishuojiushizoudiudezhenqianjinbeihaomenrenhui,jiaqianjinmengdaorihouzhenqianjinhuiduozoubengaishuyuzijideyiqie,zoushangrenshengdianfeng。
jiaqianjinbumanjudadeluocha,yinciheihua,tiqianshejixianhaizhenqianjinheyangfumu。
zuihouzhenqianjinluodegehuanaiyiyuerzhong,linjiayefenbenglixi,bingdebing、shangdeshang、sidesi。
erjiaqianjinqueshiyeaiqingshuangfengshou,chengweirenshengyingjia。
“lintong”jiushineigebeicanhaidezhenqianjin。
lintongtingdeyiguwuminghuo。
tazheizhongwuhaoqingnianhaizaigongweileisileihuoyikanyuexinsanqianba,jieguozheizhonglanrenjuranzoushangrenshengdianfengle?
【zheishizuozhezhuanmenchuangrendefangfeizhizuo,suoyibujiangluojibufenshane,yinciduzheyuanqihenzhong。
niderenwujiushigaixiejuqing,ranghuairendedaochengfa,haorenyuelaiyuehao。
nimuqianxibaokaishiaibian、qiguankaishishuaijie。zailianzongshanghaibeijiaqianjinxianhai,beizhongrenwangbaoeryiyu,shenxinjupidenizaiyinianneijiuhuisi。
suiranxiandaiyixuewufayizhi,danmeiguanxi,womenchuanshujukeyinitiangaiming!
zhiyaonizaiyinianneijiqishiyikaixinzhi,jiunengzhonghuoxinsheng!】
lintongmolesanmiao,zhizheqiangshangxiangxiaanshuidejiantou:“nimenshizheige。”
【?】
“**。”
【……】
“yaowolaidagongjiusuanle,haiyaowozijizhuanqiankanbing?zheishi**bule,nimenzhaobierenba。”
xieezibenjia,bianbuquanyuzhou。
【nizaiyuanshijiedousiqiaoqiaole,buzuojiushisi。
danzhiyaowanchengrenwu,nijiushihaomenzhenqianjin,zuoyongshuyijiacai!】
“zheihe‘yishaoshi10wan,chiduoshaojiduoshao,nichibuchi?’deruozhixuanzetiyoushenmequbie?
youderenchushengjiuzuoyongshuyijiacai,erwojiusuanzuobairimengzhuangeshiwanyeyaochishaoshicaixing。
zheibshijiebrizirangwohuodexiangge**。”
zaijiabanxiabantuzhongbeichezhuangsidelintongyuanqidideshangyibaigexiejianxian。
zhenggeshushanlailedoushoubuzou。
“fanzhengyebushihenxianghuo,silejiusileba。”nvrenanxiangdibishangleyan。
【shengerweiren,leguanyidian。】
“我想安乐死。”
【……】
xiangdaolingdaozhiding“lintong”laizuorenwudesimingling,jixieyinyihenxinyiyaoya:
【shiyikaixinzhijimanhou,nenggouhuanchenglaiyuanganjinghefadeshiyiyuansongnidangbaochou!
zuihouwozaimianfeisongniyigedudangjinshouzhi,haifudaiyigemianfeidangwei!zheiyangzongxingleba?】
“读档金手指?”
【mashangnijiunengzhidaotadehaole!】
“neinimenyoumeiyourenshengweige?jiushineizhongmeiciganjuezijikuaibuxingle,yichijiunenglaijinger,hainengzaigansantiansanyedeneizhongdongxi?”taxianzaizhendehenxuyao。
【womenshizhengguigongsio.o?】
“xingba,zuogeziwojieshao。wo,lintong:renkesuxinggao,shanyugoutongdandaxinxi,weirentanlvxinggezhishuang,jianduoshiguangyuelifengfu,reaiwenxuexinggexini,xiangshoumeishipinweirensheng。”
【meiyouyoudianshayebuhui,reaibaguahuaduoailao,daochuliudaaicourenao,aikanxiaoshuoaizhuiju,zuihaichandeyaosi?】
“xu,haole,zaishuojiubulimaole。”
【……】
lintongchuanshujiedianfeichangqiaomiao,ganghaozailianzongzhengshikaishizhiqian,waimianjiushijiemuzuhejiabin,eryuanshenyinweizhongdudaozhishentibushishangcesuo,dajiadouzaidengta。
zhengzaisikaozhishi,waimianchuanchujicudeqiaomensheng,chaoderangrenxinfan。
lintongyitikuzi:“jishenme?haimeichuguoni。”
门外:“……”
lintongchulaihou,gongzuorenyuandijitayipenshui:
“linlaoshi,niyouyigeyinzangrenwu。
jiangzheipenjialebaicudeshuiduandaoqitajiabinmianqian,rangdajiayongcixishou,renwuwanchenghou,ninjiunenghuoqu50jifen。”
“OK。”
taduanzheshuipenzouxiangjiabinsuodaidecaodi。
haimeidenglintongzoujin,yimingshenzhezhangqundenvshengkaixinqueyuedichaotapaolai:“jiejie~jiejie~jiejie~”
rangtahuanshihuluwade“yeye~yeye~yeye~”
zhayandegongfu,jiaqianjinlinanluojiupaodaolelintongmianqian。
xiayimiao,tazhijuedeshouzhongdepenbeizhongliyida,xiayishihualuofandao,yidapenshuishunjianqingdaozailinanluodebaiqunshang。
erbianchuanlainvrendejinghusheng。
baozaodezebeinanshengyesuizhixiangqi:
“lintongnishixinfengleba?zaibuxihuanluoluoyemeibiyaobashuipozaitashenshanga?”
“bushidebushide,bushijiejiedecuo,shiwobuxiaoxinpengdaolepenzi,shuicaibeidafanle…bieguaijiejie…”
“tayigechengnianrenhaiduanbuwenyixiaopenshuima?!jiujingshiyinweiniqingqingpengyixiajiufanle,haishitaguyirangpenfande?
zhiqianzaijiali,tabuyezheiyangguyishejizhenduini,ranglinshushulinayizebeini……”
“goule,mingsheng!jiejiebushineiyangderen!buyaozaishuole!”
“wojiushuo,wojiushiyaoshuo!
luoluonijiushitaishanliangle,tazoudiuyoubushinidecuo,niweishenmeyaoduitakuijiu,weishenmeyaochuchurenrangta?”
zhibodanmushang,jihuyedoushiduilintongdeshengtaomanmaheduilinanluodetongqinglianxi:
【lintonghuilaidezheijigeyueli,luoluorouyankejiandeqiaocuilehaoduo,yiqianzhendeshitebiewenroushanliangjiediqi,aihewangyoufenxiangshenghuo、anlizhuangronghaicongbujieguanggaocongbuxuanfudedidiaoda**,jieguoxianzai……】
【dangchudeshiyoubushiluoluodecuo,yaoguaiyeshiguaifumushize,pingshenmeguailuoluo?luoluoheqiwugu!?kuiluoluohaizaizhiboligezhongkualintong,gezhongweitazhengbian……zhenshiliangxinweigoule。】
【woshilintongchuzhongtongxue,tacongxiaojiushiguer,piqihenguai,henjiduneixiezhengchangjiatingdehaizi。
womenbanyougetongxuefumulihunle,lintongcouguoquxipixiaoliandishuonizenmeyebianchengmeirenyaodeguerlezhileidehua,haixihuangaobalingguli,zhendecongxiaojiuhuai!】
【juranhaiyouzheizhongshi?kanzhetingpiaoliangde,jieguomeirenpixiayikeheixin(ou)】
meidenglintongkaikou,zheiyinanyinvhonglianbailiandedouyanwanyigelaihuile。
erlintonghuanguyiquan,faxianmianduizheichangyiwaihelumingshengdemanma,qiyujimingjiabinyaomeshibuguanjilengyanpangguan,yaomemanlianxingyikaixinkanxi。
568:【biekanle,zheilimeiyouyoujun,doushijiaqianjinderen!zhuajinshijiandudangba!gogogo,chufage~】
“jishenme?jiranyaodudang,dangranyaozuodaoliyizuidahuage~”
568:【?】
lintongbapenduanqilai,jiangcanyudeshuiconglinanluotoushangdaoxiaqu,daowanhaizaitanaodaishangqiaoleqiao,quebaozuihouyididoudidaonvrentoushang。
jieyueyongshui,bunenglangfei。
懵逼的林安落:?
mudengkoudaidezhongren:??
manmagongjidewangyou:???
林瞳疯了?!
装都不装了?!
【**,zheijiemenzhenshinitianle…】
【gangganghaijuedelumingshengmazhongle,xianzaijuedetamaqingle,zheishizhenshixinfenga!】
【zaizenmeshuotayeshinvsheng,juranedudaodashiluoluodeyifu…】
【ganjuetazhendeshineizhonghuibalingbierenderen,guoleneimeduoniankurizi,jieguofaxianzijishizhenqianjin,zijidehaorizibeibierenxiangshouleershiduonian,suoyixintainiuqu…】
【aaahailengzheganshenme,ganjinbalintongzheigefengzizhuazousongjinjingshenbingyuanqua,neilicaishitazuizhongdeguisu!】
lumingshengyejiushilinanluodezhumatiangoufanyingzuikuai,likechongguolaijiangwaitaogaizailinanluoshenshang,nuchi:
“lintongnishibeigouyaolekuangquanbingfazuo,sangjintianliangleba!”
“nihaihuizheigechengyuni?fatingpanjueshushangbushixielenihejiunianyiwujiaoyuyou7nianzhiyang,zaidiqinianlihunle,sishengbufuxiangjianma?”
陆鸣生微愣。
【啥意思?】
【matachuzhongmeibiye。】
fanyingguolaidelumingshengliandouqibaile:
“niyejiuzhihuichengkoushezhilile,congtoudaojiaodoutouluzhekeboedumeijiajiaomeisuzhi,luoluoyounizheizhongjiejiezhenshidaomei!”
“wozheimingmingshinengshuohuidao、lingyalichi、koujiaoshengfeng、nengyanqiaobian。zenmedaonineijiubianchenglekeboedule?
nibujincihuiliangyouxian,lijienenglihaiyouwenti,biaodanengligengshimeiyou,lianmarendouzhinengyongneixiezhibaiqianxiandecihui。
duohuijiafanfanxinhuazidianxuexueba,youbuhuidepinyinkeyiwenwo。”
lumingshenggangyaofanji,jieguolintongyigedudang,zhijiehuidaolegangcongcesuochulaineihuier。
mianduidilaiyipenshuidegongzuorenyuan,nvrenyigetaishou:“tuiding。”
gongzuorenyuan:“???”
yucitongshi,jiabinxizhong——
duibuyuanchushangyandejingcainaojuhaobuguanxin,zhishijingmohezhezhongyaodenanrenhueryanqianyihei。
gangganghewandezhongyao,cishiyoubianchenglemanmandeyibei。
季无声:?
jinguilengmodelianshangdiyicichuxianlejifenyihuo。
tasaoxiangsizhou,gongzuorenyuandouzaimangzhezhenglishebei,qitajiabinyedouwanzheshouji,ganggangnaojudezhurengongzhiyilinanluodebaiqunyewanhaowusun。
neigeyouxieguozaodelintongyemeichuxian。
zuizhongyaodeshi,zheibeizhongyaotamingminghewanle!neizhongkuweidaoxianzaihaizaitakouqiangzhongmiman!
是他的幻觉?
ganggangneiyiqiedoushitadanaodeyixiangme?
zhengzaijiwushenghuaiyirenshengshi,lintongdeshenyingchuxianzaizhuanjiaochu。
她手上端着个盆。
linanluokuaisudibenxiangta:“jiejie~jiejie~”
jiuzaitadidalintongmianqian,jijianghuishoudaluopenzishi,zhuanjiaodelintongyigeyibu,luchushenhoutongyangduanzhepenzidelumingsheng。
“啪嗒——”
penzibeidafanzaidi,linanluodequnzishile。
但林安落懵逼了!
陆鸣生也懵逼了!
lintongzaiyipangjinghu:“lumingsheng,kannigandehaoshi!yigexiaopenzidounabuwen,luoluodequnzidoubeininongshile!
suiranxianzaishixiatian,dantayigenvhaizijiajiade,wanyizhelianggonghanfengshizhongshengbuyunbuyuzenmeban?!”
看戏众人:“……”
倒也没有这么严重。
lintongbianshuo,bianbaxizhuangwaitaotuoxialaigaidaolinanluoshenshang,daitaquhoumianhuanyifu。
mengbimangrandelinanluo:?
buduia,jihualibushizheigezouxianga?
buzhisuocuodelumingsheng:?
buduia,zongganjuecuodelingyouqirenni?
gongzuorenyuanshuoyougeyinzangrenwu,jiaotaquduanshui,tajiuzuole,danzenmeganjuebeituranbiandehaochenzhonga!?
muduzheiyiqiedejiwusheng:?
buduia,hetazhiqiankandebuyiyanga?
全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天