《全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天》 小说介绍
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《全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天》 第3章 免费试读
【姐们有点抽象了】
【bierendouzhengchangjieshao,jiunigaoteshu,zheishizaijizijijiashenmexini(liuhan)】
dajiazaishoujishangnimingmiaoshuleduiqiyuqirendediyiyinxiang。
wufenzhonghou,neirongbeitoupingzhanshichulai。
lintong——guozao;buyaolian;exin;henhaodejiejie。
【taoyanlintong,renzhichangqing】
【neige“henhaodejiejie”yikanjiushiluoluoxiede,nvezhendehaoshanlianghaowenrouaaa!】
【fengkuanganliluoluo,pingshideshipinpaishejianjiwenanjiaobendoushitazijinongde,chaojiyoucaihua,erqierenyefeichanghao,henqinqie,yidianjiazidoumeiyou,niganxinqianyihaomenqianjinpingshiyeaichilubiantanyongbianyihuazhuangpin?!】
linanluo——xihuan;wenrou;shanliang;woermasuliaodai
【第四个啥意思?】
【骂人是装货吧】
【zheimehen,rangwocaicaishisheipingjiadeni?haonancaia】
【dangranshimou(yanjing)jianrenge,luoluokuatahaojiejie,taquemaluoluozhuanghuo,sheihaosheihuaisheiyousuzhizhenshilifengaoxia(liuhan)】
【kuiwogangganghaijuedelintonghewangchuandexinggeyouwu,jieguoxianzaiyiniming,tayandoubuyanle(tu)】
【shijieshangzenmehuiyouzheimedaiduderen…mianduibierenduinijiyudeshanyibuhuibaojiusuanle,juranhaifanyaoyikou…langxingoufeimeilianmeipi!】
lumingsheng——henhaohenhaoderen;chaoxiongge;bushu;dengdaolegounianzaiqutianba,shuobudingkanzainibenmingniandefenshang,nixihuanderennenglayituojini。
nanrenjingzhiniutoukanxianglintong,manlianfennu:“lintongniyoubingba?nicaitiangou,niquanjiadoushitiangou!”
lintongbingmeiyoufouren,bijingtaganxiegandang,zhishixiaorongcuoediwangleyanlinanluo:
“woquanjiadoushitiangouma?”
“……”
nanrenjiaojijieshi:“luoluowobushishuoni!wobushizheigeyisi!”
“neinideyisishiluoluohewobushiyijiaren?nidadan!
suiranluoluomeiyoulinjiaxuemai,danwohebabamamagegeyizhibatadangzuoqinnverqinmeimei!
womenzhijiannonghouqinmidelianxiqishiniyijuhuajiunengzhanduande?!”
“wobushi…wobushi…”
linanluoshenqingweining,tazuijihuidejiushibeishuohelinjiameiguanxi。
dannvrenhenkuaichechuyimoxiao:“wodangranzhidaonibushizheigeyisi,jiejie,nikuaibieweinantale。”
lintong:“wobushizaiweinanta,woshizaiweihumeimeinia,buyaoxiaokanwomenzhijiandejibana!”
“shiwoshuocuohuale,xiexiejiejie。”
“zhicuonenggai,shanmodayan,kuhaiwuya,huitoushian,haohaogaizao,zhongxinzuoren。”
“……”
linanluodixiatou,bimianrangdajiakandaotakuaiguabuzhudexiaorong。
nandaoxiadeduyijingyingxiangdaolintongdedanaoshenjingle?
lumingshengzaicitingshenerchu:“lintongninengbunengbuyaodudubiren?”
lintonghaoxinjiuzheng:“shiduoduobiren。”
lumingshengbuhuishitabamadangchubaotaibaoxialaideba?
kejihaishitaifadale,chushenglvtigaodetongshi,chushenglvyegaole。
【hahahahabuhaoyisi,kandaozheilimeirenzhuxiaoleyixia】
“wodangranzhidao,ganggangzhishitaishengqizuipiaole!”
linanluoyongshouzhoucengleyixiananren,rouruoyoupibei:“haolehaole,bieshuole,doushiwodecuo。”
“niyoushenmecuo?nishenmecuodoumeiyou,doushilintongdecuo!”
【jiushia,luoluoyoushenmecuo?mingmingdoushilintongdecuo!】
【nvehaokelianhaoqiaocui,tanshangzheimegezuotianzuodidejiejieyezhenshi……】
【dengdeng,lintongyemeishuolinanluoyoucuoba?ganggangbushilumingshengxianfananma?shitazijizhudongzhaoshangmende,helinanluomeiguanxi。
weishenmetayaozheimezhejibacuowulanzaizijishenshang?youdianqiguaia。】
【mingmianshangmeizhenduieryi,danyizhiweizheluoluowakeng!】
yunqiu——wugan;bushu;suiranyouxielengdanwojuedeshihenhaohenhaoderen;ganjueshanrenshibazhangdaiqidefengdoushixiangde。
【disigeshishenmebiantaimawoqingwenni?】
yunqiumianwubiaoqingdekanwanqiansange,zaikandaodisigeshi,meitouweicu。
tawaitoupieleyanlintong,budenghouzheyoufanying,biandanmodishouhuileshixian。
【qingwenlintongshixiangtaohaoyunqiu,suoyiguyizheiyangxiedema?bijingqitajiweijiabindoushiluoluohaoyou,taxiangbazhonglideyunqiulaguoqu。】
【deleba,meikandaorenjiayunqiuduitadetaohaobajiedoushierbujianma?】
jiwusheng——shuai;miantan;bujiuchengjihaodianma?;zaigaolengderen,**haibudoushirede?
jiwushengyuanbenmeikantouping,yinweitabuguanxin,zaishenpangchuanlailumingshengdehongxiaohejiangyiningdedaxiaoshi,tacaitaimoukanleyiyan。
xiayimiao,fenglilengliedeshixianluozailelintongshenshang。
houzhetanshou:“daoyanshuoliqiuzhenshi,wozhishishihuashishuobale,zhishikenengyuyanxiangduibijiaohuixieyoumo,shanyongxiucishoufa。
meibanfa,woheneixiedudubirenderenbuyiyang,wocongxiaoshubeipinyin,changkanxinhuazidian。”
lumingsheng:“niyoubinga?wodoushuoleganggangshizuipiaolecaishuodedudubiren!”
“haolehaole,zhidaole,zuibaduduge。”
“……”
【hahahahazuibaduduge】
【meirenshuoma,suiranlintongmeisuzhi,dantaxingrongrenhaimanzhunde,woxiangxintachangkanxinhuazidianle(bus)】
【jibierenqiwaihao,haomeilimaoa】
【suirandanshi,lumingshengyezaimaren,bailingeduishangzuipaojie,lianggerenbanjinbaliangbale】
jiwushengmeiyouhuiyinglintong。
tabingmeiyouweicishengqi,shenzhijuedezheizhongxingweiyouxieyouzhihehaoxiao。
meiyourenheshijinengli,zhinengtongguoyanyulaigongji,chengdiankoushezhili。
【haishijiwushengniubi,duifulintongzheizhongren,wushijiushizuidadeqingmiehahaha】
【yiwujiangyiwu,zongyourenlaijianglintong!kantahaizenmetiao!】
zhouze——tiantianxiaoxiaoxiao,buzhidaogouyinsheini;bushu;wugan;nimingyounibuyoutian。
jiangyining——meidiyundebaofahu;bushu;jingchangbeiwujiedanhenhaoderen;shihuashishuo,zaichangsuoyourenli,wozuixianmuni。
luomingting——sishengzijiubiechulaidiulianle;bushu;wugan;gemenshitianshengweixiaochunma?
jiexialai,meiweinanjiabinfendaoleyizhihongmeigui。
daoyan:“qingnanjiabinmenjiangshouzhongdehongmeiguisongjizijixiangyaozuduidenvjiabin,nvjiabinkejinxingfanxuan。”
【wocailuoluodedaodemeiguikendingshizuiduode!】
【neiwojiucailintongkendingmeidedaomeigui】
【zheihaiyongcaima?zheibushijidingdeshishima?】
huayingangluo,luomingtinghelumingshengdouzouxianglelinanluo,jiangmeiguidijileta。
zhouzekanleyanyijingyouliangrenxuanzedelinanluo,bianbameiguihuatoujilejiangyining。
houzheshuangshouchayao:“wei,nishenmeyisia?tuierqiuqicixuanben**shiba?”
zhouzeshizhiluozaichunqian:“xu,nibushici,zhishinihebenshaoyezhijiandejibanhaibugouqiang。”
jiangyiningrenbuzhufanlegebaiyan:“douchuannixiaoshihouweilecezijiyoumeiyoutietougong,zhuanmenbanaodainadaomenlijia,jiaduoledaozhiniruozhi,kanlaichuanwenbuxu。”
zhouzemengdiditou:“keea,zhongyuhaishibeifaxianlema?!”
姜以宁:“……?”
不是哥们…
nanjiabinhaishengxiajiwusheng,ernvjiabinhaishengxiayunqiuhelintongliangwei。
dajiadouhenhaoqi,jiwushenghuixuanshei?
                
                                全员恶人?我读档发癫送他们上天