手撕奇葩舍友
《手撕奇葩舍友》 小说介绍
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「呕！」
yidazao，kandaomatonglidepiaofuwu，wochadianmeibazaofantuchulai。
黑脸按下冲水键。
wozouchuxishoujianmeijibu，youchadianbeidishangdexinxiangoushibandao。
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weilejigouzhaochide，wodakaibingxiang。
yigunongliedefajiaomeichouwei，yingmianpulai。
zhongyu，womeirenzhu，wanxiayaoganouqilai。
gonggongbingxiangli，shuyusheyoudegeyewaimaiyiranfangfamei。
haiyoujigelanchuzideshuiguoyebujianbeidiudiao。
renwukeren，wojigangchumendeliyingyingdaquweixindianhua。
caijietong，tajiuduiwopokoudama：「dazaoshanggaoshenmeduominglianhuancalla，niyoubingshibushi？」
woqiangrennuqi，jiushilunshi：「yingying，wozhidaonigongzuomang，danshinibugaibujiangweisheng，rangbierenweinishanhou。」
liyingyingzhuangshabiaoshi，genbenbuzhidaowozaishuoshenme。
wonieleniebiliang：「nihaojitianbuliugou，tadouzaijialilashile。haiyou，zheishiwodiercifaxiannibuchongmatong，haiyoubingxianglidechouweininandaowenbudaoma？」
tameitianbuqingzinawodesuannaizuozaocan，zenmekenengbukaibingxiang。
yuexiangyueqi，wojiliyingyingxiazuihoutongdie：「nixianzaimashanghuilaishoushiganjing，fouze……」
budengwobahuashuowan，liyingyingbunaifandaduan：「fouzeninengbawozenmeyang？wojintianchumenji，dajiadoushisheyou，nibangwochongyixiahuisima？zaizheshuo，fangziyoubushinide，zangbuzangdegenniyoushenmeguanxi？zhenshigounahaoziduoguanxianshi。」
fachuyishengchixiao，liyingyinghaobukeqiguaduantonghua。
liyingyingbingbuzhidaozheidongsanshiyitingdegongyushiwode。
lianggeyueqian，zhongjiedailiyingyinghelinxiuxiangkanfangshi，woganghaozaiwailvyou。
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disanzhoulundaoliyingyingshi，wofaxiantadasaodehenfuyan。
zheiyejiusuanle，yaobushilinxiuxiangsixiazhaowotucao，henshaoshiyonggonggongweishengjiandewodoubuzhidaoliyingyingyoubuchongmatongdechoumaobing。
zuijin，liyingyinghaiweifanheyue，daihuiyizhiguibinquan。
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meixiangdaotayanggouzhishiweilepaizhaofapengyouquanxuanyaoyouqian。
xiaogoumeitianedeyizhijiao，woyibuzhibangtaweiguoduoshaoci。
zheizhongren，zaibujitadianjiaoxun，wopashiyaobeitaqichuruxianzengsheng！
dangtianwanshang，wozaifangjianli，baiwuliaolaishuashouji。
pengpengpeng！yourenbafangmenchuidezhentianxiang。
dakaimen，lairenguoranshiliyingying。
tapangbianhaizhanzhezuijinduiwomomingyoudiyidelinxiuxiang。
dabanjingzhideliyingyingzhizhewobizi，mamalieliede：「chou**，shibushinibagoushihebingxianglidelajidiudaowochuangshangde？」
linxiuxiangyinyangguaiqijiehua：「zheiwulijiuwomensangeren，chuletahainengyoushei。」
linxiuxiangyanshenqingmie，shangxiadaliangwo：「yaowoshuo，nizaizenmejiduyingyingzhangdehaokanhuidaban，yebugaizuozheizhongshia，zangsile。」
我嫉妒李莹莹？
woneixinyilianditielaorenkanshouji。
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suiranbuzhidaolinxiuxiangshinaozilinagenjinliandao**shang，caifachuzheizhongnaocanyanlun，danwokandoulandekantayiyan，zhiduiliyingyingshuo：「shiwodiude，sheirangnibuhaohaoqingli。」
liyingyinggenbenbusuomen，wobalajidiujitajiuzoule。
liyingyingqideyayangyang：「xing，niganrenjiuxing。wodebingsichuangdanshiwaiguohuo，haiyouwofangzaichuangshangxinmaidepingguoshouji，yebeiniguyishuaihuaile，liangyangjiaqilaiyigongsanwan，**！nixianzaimashangzhuanqianjiwo。」
linxiuxianggenliyingyingeryuyiju，liyingyingyoushuo：「duile，nihaishanziweiwodegou。wojiabaobeiconglaizhichigaojiguantou，nizheizhongqiongbizenmedongdepinzhonggoudechangweiyouduocuiruo，peiwoliangwanchongwuyiyaofei，yigongwuwan。」
wojiazhuangbeitatichudejinehehuai：「wuwan？dajienimeigaocuoba？woshenmeshihoupengguonishouji？haiyou，nidegouzaiwaimianhuobengluantiaode，daodishitachangweicuiruo，haishiniqianbaocuiruo，xiangchenjidalaoyibi？」
tingdaodajieliangzi，zixunianqingshishangdeliyingyingdunshiqiji：「**xiangwanlaideshiba。」
liyingyingqichongchongxiangjiwoyibazhang，beiwoduoguobushuo，haibeiwojiuzhuletajingxinbaoyangdezhangfa。
nvrenchitongdecanjiaoshengxiangcheyekong。
linxiuxiangxiangshangqianbangmang，**cuibaliyingyingdiushuaijita。
「你敢打我？！」
liyingyinghanleikanzhewoshoushangcanliudehaojishigentadetoufa。
整个身体都气红了。
woqidingshenxian：「wozheijiaozhengdangfangwei。」
liyingyinghelinxiuxiangananduishiyiyan，dangzhewodemian，jiayiyaobotongbaojingdianhua。
ranerwobuweisuodongdeyangzi，zhongjiupoletamendexi。
shouhuishouji，dabuguowo，youbuganqingjuwangdongdeliyingying，yaoyaqiechidao：「suanle！kanzaisheyouyichangdefenshang，nipeiwosanwankuaishoujiqian，mingtiangunchuquzhongxinzhaofang，wojiubuzaigennijijiao。」
jianwosikaopianke，dianlexiatou，liyingyingbujinxingxiyuse。
taxianranmeiliaodaozijisuibiankongheyixia，jiunengbaizhuansanwankuai。
jiuzaitagangyaodakaishoukuanmazhiji，woxiaoyingyingdao：「wojuedingle，nimenlianggejinwanjiulingzhaofangzi。zheifangzinimenbupeizhu。」
benlaiwozhidasuanrangliyingyingtuizu，rujinjianshidaolinxiuxiangzheifubangxiongzuilian，zenmekenengrangtajixuzhuxiaqu。
cihuayichu，liyingyinghelinxiuxiangxianshilengzhu，suijihahadaxiao。
「shuoshenmefenghuani？aiya，kannizhengtianyingoulaoshuyiyangzhaizaijiali，womenhaiyiweinishishangcineigechuanmenlaotoubaoyangdexiaosanni。kanlaishiwomenxiangduole。」
linxiuxiangdanshouwuzui，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
「woshuoni，youqianlaonanrenyoubushishazi，zenmekenenghuizainizheizhongchunhuoshenshanghuaqian。」
tamenkouzhongdechuanmenlaotou，shijiwosongguotutechandelaoba。
neitian，wobakandaotamenzaiketing，patamenbuzizai，fangxiadongxijiuzoule。
linzouqianhaizhufuwobiexiaoqi，fenxiesongrongrencanjisheyou。
huiyizhici，wolenglengkanzhelinxiuxiang。
「xinzangderenkanshenmedouzang。linxiuxiang，zufanghetongxiedehenqingchu，jinzhidainanrenhuijia，nilvciweifan，liuninanpengyouguoye。zenme？worangnigunyoucuoma？」
linxiuxiangmeixiangdaowohuitizheicha，qijibaihuaihonglelian：「nisuanshenmedongxiganguanwo？dui，wojiushiaidainanpengyouhuilaishuizenmele？yaobushinizheisaotizichengtianchuanzheduankuzaiketinghuangyou，wobenlaihaidasuanrangnanpengyouzhuxiade。hehe，niyouzhongjiuqugenfangdonggaozhuangbei。」
「duia，niqugaowomenhaole，wofanzhengmeijianguoxiuxiangdainanrenhuilai，fandaoshini。」liyingyinghuaixiao：「nibawomendejiadangcheng**fang，meitiandoudaibutongnanrenjinfangjian，zheikeshiwohexiuxiangqinyansuojian。」
tingdaozheihua，wozhongyumingbaizheiliangrenzaojiushanglianghaoshuoci，yaohelibawoganchuqu。
woditou，jianbangyisongyisongde。
xiaosi，liangweidajiekezhenshiguirenduowangshi，wojiashiyoujiankongde。
tamenpoxiangwodesuoyouzangshui，tongtongwufachengli。
liyingyingyiweiwoqifengle，zhigaoqiangdeliaoleliaotoufa。
「ganjinpeilaoniangsanwankuai，ranhoubawofangjiandasaoganjing。duile，jirannizheigejiangutouzheimexihuangoushi，yihoubuguannizhunadoujiwopahuilailiugou。」
wozhenchengwenta：「niquedingyaowopeiqian？」
sanwankuaikebushixiaoshumu。
liyingyingbunaizhoumei：「xianglaizhang？wogaosuni，renzhengwuzhengwodouyou，buxiangchilaofanjiuguaiguaisile。」
wenyan，womomotanlekouqi。
好言难劝饿死鬼。
我选择报警。
两个警察来的很快。
liyingyinghelinxiuxiangmianmianxiangqu，meixiangdaoshiqinghuifazhanchengzheiyang。
danshitamenbingbuhuang，ziyiweierduiyi，baidedounengshuochengheide。
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youyuwolandegentamenzhenghuatou，yikaishi，jingchalejiedaodesuoweizhenxiang，quanshitamenzhengxiankonghouxugoude。
weici，jingchayanlipipingwo：「pohuaitarencaiwushiweifaxingwei！yanzhongzheshiyaobeijuliude。」
linxiuxiangjiarenjiayiquanwo：「baobei，nihaohaorengecuo，bayingyingshoujipeijita，yingyingtahuiyuanliangnide。」
jingchaxianglinxiuxiangtouquzanxumuguang，erhoushuo：「wokannimendoushinianqingxiaoguniang，zheiyang，nixianzaibaqianpeijita，xiangtazhengzhongdaoqian，zaixiegedaoqianliangjieshu……」
liyingyingdaduanjingchadehua，taizhexiabajian，mieshiwo：「woyaotabaliangjieshufadaopengyouquan，buranwobujieshouhejie。」
kanzhezheiliangrensidaolintou，haiyigebailianyigehongliandepianjingcha，wozhongyurenbuzhufanlegedabaiyan：「**jiushihuayangduo。」
liyingyingganmanggaozhuang：「gegenimenkan，tayizhizheizhongxiaozhangtaidu，gangcaihaidongshoudarenni，zhenlingrenhanxin。」
shuozhe，liyingyingjingbatayinbeiwenziyaoernaohongdehoujing，luchulai，yingshengshengshuoshiwodade。
cishicike，woshizailandefeihua，zhijiebashoujishangdeketingjiankongjiludiaochulai。
点击播放。
zuoshangjiaoderiqizhengshijintianzaoshangbadian。
huamianzhong，yigenvrenzaixuanguanchu，yibianchuanxie，yibianjietingdianhua。
yizhikeaixiaogouzaitatuibianhuanraomaimeng。
「aiyafansile，gunkai！」
nvrenmengtiyijiaoxiaogou，suizhishiqupingheng，shentiyiwai。
haozaitafanyinggoukuai，liangqiangliangxiabianbaochilepingheng，ranertadeshoujiyuanmeizheimehaoyun。
「a？！woxinmaideshoujisuipingle！nizheigejianchu！」
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shipinbofangdaozhei，liyingyingzhenggerenmianwuxuese，jianguisidekanzhewo。
「别再放了！」
turanjian，liyingyingchongshanglaixiangduowodeshouji，haozaiyiweinianqingjingchaceshendangzhuwo，bingyongyanshenhetuita。
houxushipin，qingxijiluleliyingyingdafapiqi，manwuzizhuidaxiaogoudeguocheng。
lianggejingchahewoyuekanyuegandaofennu。
yaobushiliyingyingdangshizhejishangban，kongpatazhenhuibagoujiuchulaihuoshengshengchuaisi。
jingchazhiwenliyingying：「nibushishuonidepingguoshoujiyizhifangzaichuangshang，genbenmeiyounachuguofangjianma？」
etoumaohan，liyingyingkuangzhashuangyan，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
zheishi，linxiuxiangturankaikou：「tajingransizianzhuangjiankong！jing，jingchagege，womendoubuzhidaoyoushexiangtoude，zheishi**fanzuimeicuoba？」
buganhuidajingchafangcaidewenhua，linyingyinghuangbuzeyan，yingwuxueshe：「duia，womenzhujinlailianggeduoyue，genbenbuzhidaoketingyoushexiangtou！」
我失笑。
zheiliangrenzhenshibujianguancaibuluolei。
nachuzaoyizhunbeihaodehetong，woxiangjingchajieshi：「yinweishihezu，fangdongweilebimiangonggongquyuwupinshiqieyijibubiyaodejiufen，anzhuanglehefajiankong，zheishibuguangzhongjiehuishuo，hetongliyexiedeqingqingchuchu。」
wozheimeyishuo，liyingyinghelinxiuxianghenkuaixiangqilai，zhongjiequeshitijiguo。
yinweishinvfangdong，ruzhudeyequanshinvsheng，dangshitamenhaigantanyoujiankong，ganjuegenganquan。
tiezhengmianqian，liyingyingyachidazhan，yaranshisheng。
linxiuxiangnaozidaoshizhuandegengkuaixie，tahenkuaifaxiannalibutaiduijing：「jiusuanyoujiankong，niyoubushifangdong，nizenmehuiyouzheixieshipin？wozhidaole，niheilejialideshexiangtou！」
tingdaozheihua，liyingyingfangfozhuadaozuihouyigenjiumingdaocao，dengdagouyanzhizewo：「nizheiyangzuoduojiule？！pingshenmetoukuiwomen？taiexinle！jingchagege，doubuzhidaowogenxiuxiangderichangshipinbeizheigebiantainvrengaojiamaijiguoduoshaoweisuonan。」
cishi，linxiuxiangtiyijiaolaifangdong，diaochaqingchushexiangtoushiruhebeiwoheide。
budengjingchafahua，liyingyingziguzipaojinfangjian，nachutadezufanghetong。
她眼含挑衅瞪着我。
dangzhesuoyourenmian，shurufangdongdianhua，dianjibotong。