手撕奇葩舍友狂暴荷包蛋-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《shousiqipasheyou》shi“kuangbaohebaodan”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuyiliyingyinglinxiuxiangweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：dangzhesuoyourenmianjiwobeiweixiagui。「fangdongjiejie，qiuqiunile，rangwojixuzhuzaizheiliba。wohuibafangzianzhaonideyaoqiudasaodegengganjingde，woyebuhuizaigenni……

精彩章节

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dianhuabotongdeneiyimiao，wodefangjianli，chuanchuyizhenyueer**。

yikaishi，suoyourendoumeifanyingguolai，zhiyiweishigeqiaohe。

raner，dangwohuifangnachushouji，xuanzejieting，bingbuxianbudanshuoleyiju「liyingying，nimasile」zhihou。

liyingyingdebeiyongshoujixiude！congtashouzhonghualuo。

tazuibadazhang，lianggeyanzhuzidengzhidaojihuyaodiaodaodishang，

tazheifuruzaoleipidejingkongbiaoqing，zheshidoudewoxiangxiao。

更好笑的是林秀香。

tabuxinxieyiban，paoqunazijidezufanghetong，youyicibodalewodeshoujihaoma。

tingwen**zaicixiangqi，linxiuxiangdelianshabaideheren。

「yuanlaizheishinidefangzia。」

lianggejingchaxianranyemeiliaodaohuiyourucixijuxingdehuamianzaitamendezhiyeshengyazhongshangyan。

yanguizhengchuan，zheimeyilai，wonengnachuketingjiankongluxiang，bianchengleshifenhelizhishi。

cishi，shaoleliyingyinghelinxiuxiangyichangyihedeershezaozayin，wozongsuannengxinpingqihedegenjingchajiandanjiangshu，zhenzhengdelailongqumai。

jingguanmentingwenliyingyingbuchongmatong，budiulajideguangrongshiji，douxiangliyingyingtouqulebiyixianedemuguang。

zuizhongyaodeshi，liyingyingzaoshangshuaisuileshouji，wanshangquepaodaowozhei，shizidakaikou，yaoqiushoujidesanbeipeichang。zheishicongshehuidaodecengmianshanglaishuo，zujianliyingyingrenpinzhijiaohuabeilie。

ercongguojiafazhicengmianeryan，tuotuode「qiaozhalesuoweisui」meidepao。

lianggejingchazouxiangliyingying：「linvshi，niliyongzijinonghuaideshouji，xiangnidefangdongjinxingwulisuopeidexingwei，yijingmingquegouchengleqiaozhalesuozui。」

shisuizhici，liyingyingyijiubuzhihuigai：「douguaitaxiannongzangwochuangdan！wo，wozhishijixingbutaihao，wanglezaoshangdeshiqingeryiajingguan。」

wolengxiao：「wochengrenshiwobagoushidiunichuangshang，chuangdandeqianwohuipeijini。zhiyuniwumiewononghuainishouji，kaikouqiaozhawoyoushilingwaiyihuishi。」

wodangjixiangjingchabiaoshi，woyaoyibeilesuozhedeshenfenbaoan，qiebujieshourenhediaojie。

「jiranruci，liyingying，qingnigenwomendaojulizouyitangba。」

manlianjingkongdeliyingyingbeijingchadaizou，woyegenzhequleyitangjingchaju，luleyifenbilu，nadaoanjianbeishoulidehuizhidan。

jingchagaosuwo，anzhaoyibandeyiliandeqiaozhalesuozhixingbiaozhunlaishuo，sanwandelesuojinesuanshihengaole。

liyingyingyouyidinggailvhuibeichuyusannianyixiayouqituxing。

zhiyuzuizhonghuipanduojiu，haidedengfayuankaitingjueding。

shenye，chuliwancishidewo，gangdakaijiamen，bianjiandaolinxiuxiangguizaixuanguanchu：「fangdongjiejieduibuqi！woshibeiliyingyingneigeedunvrendeshuocijimihuode，douguaiwoergenziruan，tingfengjiushiyu。zhendeduibuqi。」

linxiuxianggongzuodedifangliwodefangzihenjin，jiashangwozheixiaoquhuanjinggaodang，zujinshihui，zheimehaodedifangjiusuanshidasitatayebuyuanyiban。

woduilinxiuxiangxiaolexiao，jianzhuang，tayiweitaoguoyijie，lianshangdejingxiyilanwuyi。

ranerwojiexialaidehua，zhijiejiangtadajinleshibacengdiyu：「xianzaizhiyouwomenlianggerenzai，bubigenwolaizheiyitao，nishishenmehuosenixinlihenqingchu。xiannimingtianzhongwuzhiqian，shoushihaonidedongxi，youduoyuanjiujiwogunduoyuan。」

林秀香傻了。

zidatabanjinlai，woyizhiduitahaoyanhaoyu。

ruguobushitajinwanbangzheliyingyingdiandaoshifei，yexuwobuhuiduitaruciqiangying。

zhiyutaheliyingyingfangzaiwozhei，yaliufusan，yigongyiwanduodezufangyajin，woyimaoqiandoubuhuituijitamen。hetonglixiedehenmingbai，fanyouweiyue，yajinyigaibutui。

weiliuwanliyingyingliuxiadewuguxiaogou，woyijueshuidaogetianxiawucaixing。

yidakaifangjianmen，jiukandaowojiazhengmendakai。

ketingli，chulelinxiuxianghetananpengyou，haizuozhehaojigewoburenshidenazhedianshitaicaifangqicaidenanren。

wogangxiangguanmen，linxiuxiangdenanpengyou，zhengjianyanjishoukuaishenjiao，yongxietoukazhumenfeng。

zhayandegongfu，neixiemoshengrenyigunaochongjinlai，zhijienasheyingjingtouduizhuwo。

yigechuanzhepoloshandezhongniannanshouchihuatong，koushuiluanfei。

「nihao，woshijingtailaojiudiaojiejiemudezhuchiren。woxiangqingwennizuoweifangdong，bazuhulinxiuxiangganchufangzideyijushishenme？」

「linxiuxiangnvshishuonibujinbataganchuqu，haibutuihaitajinideyiwanduokuaiqianyajin，zheishizhendema？」

tingdaoyajinmeibeituihai，zhengjianhongzheyishuangniuyan，yifuyaoshangqianzouwo，quebeibierenlanxiadejidongmoyang：「wuliangfangdong！niyiweiniyougekaokennidielaodelaidepofangzijiulebuqileshibushi？nipingshenmeqishiwomenzheixiexinxinkukuxiangzaichengshizhagendenongcunren！」

zaisheyingjimianqian，qianyimiaohailengyanpangguannanpengyouyaodawodelinxiuxiang，xiayimiaojiukuhandeshangqibujiexiaqide。

dangzhesuoyourenmianjiwobeiweixiagui。

「fangdongjiejie，qiuqiunile，rangwojixuzhuzaizheiliba。wohuibafangzianzhaonideyaoqiudasaodegengganjingde，woyebuhuizaigennidingzuile。wofashiwoyixiabanjiumashanghuilaijinimianfeizuofan，niqianwanbieganwozouwuwuwu。」

haojiahuo，womubuzhuanshikanzhelinxiuxiang。

jingyayutabixianzaidianshishangdedaduoshuliuliangyirenhaihuiyanxi。

shenmejiaoanwoyaoqiudasao？

gonggongketingquyu，meirenzhoumolunliudasaoyici，nandaobushihenzhengchangdema？

haiyoumianfeizuofanshishenmeyisi？

tadeyanwaizhiyishi，wozhiqianyizhizaiyazhatazuoniuzuoma，batadangmianfeinvyong？

haoyichuedufangdongwudixianqiyawailaizuhudenianduhaoxi。

nanguaizheixiedianshitaiderenhuiyuanyitilinxiuxiangfasheng。

zhiyutananpengyouzhengjian，wokanzheixiaozishizhenjian。

linxiuxiangbukenengbubazuotianzhenshifashengdeyiqiegaosuta，jiuzheitahaimomingqimiaoyishanglaijiujiwokoushangyiding「qishinongcunren」dedazangmao。

zheiliangkouzishidongliuliangmimade。

lengmocumei，wobakuaiyaochuodaowoyanjingdehuatongtuikaijifen。

「shixiangennimenshengming，zuotianwanshangjingchaganglaiguowojia，woni，gangbayigenaoshidewulizukesongjinquchiguojiamianfeidaguofan。nimenruguodasuanzhangzherenduoshizhongjixuzaiwozheitiaoshi，wobujieyizaibodayicibaojingdianhua。」

cihuayichu，zhongniannanrenlimagaidiaotaneiduoduobirendezhuchifengge，yanshenshiyineixiegongzuorenyuanbuyaoweikaowotaijin。

bijingtamengaomeitide，zaizenmetantusucaixuetou，yebuxiangbashinaodaoguanfangcengmianshang。

「nvshi，niqianwanbuyaowuhui。womenshizhengguidedifangtaimeiti，jintianzhisuoyilaizheilini，zhuyaoshixiangdiaojieyixianihelinxiuxiangnvshizhijiandezufangjiufen。xiwangninengtiliangdicengdagongrendeburongyi，zhengshitamendehelisuqiu。」

zheishihou，wokandaotongloucengdejigelinju，yirantantoujinwu，zaichiwojialiluanzaozaoyiduirendexinxiandagua。

wojiangshixianzhuanxiangyidiyanleidoumeikuhaochulai，haizaineijiaxingxingditoumoyanleidelinxiuxiang。

wowenta：「xing，linxiuxiang，wodaoyaotingtingnidehelisuqiushishenme？」

zhengjianlaolaobalinxiuxianglouzaihuaili，ehenhenfasheng：「dangranshirangwolaopojixuzhuzaizheili。lingwai，xianzaijingjihenbujingqi，nimenzheixiexirenxuedefangdongkenengmeiganjuedao，danshiwomenzheizhongchengshijianshezhezhendeshengcundehenjiannan。niyisiyisi，jianshaoyibanzujin，fanzhengzheimedayijianfangziquanshinide，niyoubuqueqian。」

wohuaiyiwotingcuole，zhuantouquwentongyangyoudianmengbidezhuchiren：「nitingdaotashuoshenmelema？」

神经病啊这男的。

guqiebulunlinxiuxiangnengbunengjixuzhuzaizhei。

zheizhengjianjiujingnalaidedabinglian，ganlizhiqizhuangtichurangwojianshaoyibanzujinde？

zhengdangwobaisibudeqijiezhiji，zhengjiandayilinranyoushuo：「heng，nifangxin，womenzheixielaoshidenongcunwa，buhuizhenderangnizheigeheixinfangdongkuibende。nizheibuhaiyouyijianfangme，woyebanjinlai，wogenxiuxiangmeigeyuedouhuijinifangzu。zheizongxingleba？」

哦，我明白了。

zheizhengjiandeyisishi，tayaokaozhedianshitainaoyinao，haomianfeilingbaoruzhuwodejingzhuangxiugongyu。

wodelianbeizheige**nanrendadesuanpanzhuzibengdaoweiweichouchu。

zhuchirenjianwochenmobuyu，jingzhenyiweiwozairenzhenkaolvzhengjiandesuqiu。

takukoupoxin，huoshangtianyou：「suishuozheizhengjianjianghuashi，e，butaiwenya。danshihuacaolibucaoma。zheixiaoliangkouruciwanqiangnulidexiangyaozaizheigewuqingdedachengshishixianzijidemengxiang，nikannizuoweiyigeshenghuofuzudebendinvfangdong，zanmennachuzanmenreqinghaokedeyimian，nengbangtamendedifang，jiubangyiba。quandangxingshanjidele，zenmeyang？」

wocheleyixiazuijiao：「zhuchiren，jirannizheimexihuanxingshanjide，neiyiwokan，zheiliangweixinhuaimengxiangdenianqingrengancuiruzhunijiahaole，nijuedezenmeyang？」

zhongniannanrenbeiwodehuayezhu，wochenredatiedao：「nishuodedui，zanmenbendirenkebunenghanlezheixiekelianrendexin，zheiyanghaole，ruguonijiashizainuobukaitaiduodi，neijiuzhizhulinxiuxiang，tananpengyoukeyizhuzaisheyingshijiali，fanzhengnimendianshitaizheixieduogongzuorenyuan，fenfenzhongjiunengandunhaotamen。」

shuohuashi，womianrongpingjing，xunshiyiquanzheixiewunaochuangjinwojiadenaocanmeitiren。

meiyouyigerengangenwoduishi。

qishitamenxinlihenqingchu，linxiuxianghezhengjiangenbenjiushizaiwuliqunao。

keshiweileshoushilv，weileyouyinrenyanqiudecaodiannengshangresou，tamenrutongshixuexunchoudewenying，lecibupi，touyebuhuidezhajinlajidui，zhiweizhaodaozuilandeneikuaifurou。

「eyonimenzheixiewuliangmeiti，shenmebendirenwaidiren，dajiabudoushiputonglaobaixingma？」

duimenlinjuayizaimenkouweiguanlequancheng，jianwoyigexiaoguniangmianduizheimeduobuhuaihaoyidemeitiren，renbuzhuzoujinlai，tiwoshuogongdaohua：「zheinandezhangkoujiushijianyibanfangzu，jiuyinweitamenzhubuqi，xiaoguniangjiuyaozhaogutajitajiane？nimenzheishinalaidetufeiluoji。」

「jiushi，zheinvzukewojianguode，laoshizaidiantikouluandiulaji，shangcijiangtahaigenwoyigelaotouzidingzuilie，yaowoshuozheizhongmeisuzhidezuhujiushigaibeiganzoude。」

linjumenqizuibashedezhiyuan，woneixingandaowenrezhiyu，landezaigenlinxiuxiangdengrenlangfeishijian。

wojingzhizoudaolinxiuxiangmianqian，fushen，yongzhiyoutanengtingqingdeyinliangshuo：「zuotianwowanglegennishuo，liyingyingzaikanshousuodeshihou，haixiangwumiewoshixinggongzuozhe，beirenbaoyanglaizhe，jingchajiwokanlenihetadeweixinliaotianjilu，wocaifaxian，zheigeyaoyanyuanlaishicongnineikaishichuande。」

linxiuxiangshenziyidou，wobianxiaodemeiyouzhuacuotade「babing」。

minleminzui，wojixushuodao：「ruguobuxiangbeiwoqisueyifeibang，bingqiebazheishinaodaonidanwei，nini，xianzaimashangjiwoguixiashanbazhangkexiangtourencuo，ranhoumaliugundan，ruruoburan……」

doumeidengwoshuawanhen，zhongmukuikuizhixia，linxiuxiangshuranhuagui，suduzhikuai，lingrenzashe。

taxiangshibeiguituranfushenyiyang，haobuliuqingkuangdazijierguang：「wocuole！wozhendecuole！nidarenyoudaliang！duibuqi！jintiandeyiqiedoushiwozizuozishou，wozaiyebugandaraonile，woxianzaijiubanchuqu！duibuqi！」

nianqingnvrenbuzhudeketourencuo，jiuliantananpengyouxianchouxiangbatacongdishanglaqilai，doumeinengruyuan。

suoyourendoubeinianqingnvrenfengkuangqiuraodejudonghedai。

jiulianqianyikehaizaibangwoshuohuadelinjumen，douyilvzhongzhongkanzhewo。

suoyourendouyixinwojiujingshuoleshenme，cairangduifangruciyingji。

gaibuhuishiweixieyao……sharenquanjiaba？

zongeryanzhi，jingliguozuowandelinxiuxiangzhidaowobushizaigentakaiwanxiao。

tahenqingchuwoyidanzhaoshangtadanwei，taneifenqiudiegaonaidelaidetimianhetonggonggongzuo，zhendehuibubao。

zheihuier，shuangjiazhongtong，etoushenxuedetayiranxinzangkuangtiao，youjingyoupa。

zhengjianhezhongniannanrenlianfanshangzhenquanlinxiuxiangbiejizhebanjia，doumeinengzuzhitadingzheyinaodaigubaohezhongchengzhutoudecanyuanliankaishishoushixingli。

「weiquanzhe」anrantuichang，dianshitaiderenbianzhizheichang「weizhengyifasheng」deyangbanxizaichangbuxiaqu。

linxiuxiangdengrenguojielaoshuban，huiliuliulikaihou，wozoudaomenkou，xiangfangcaitiwoshuohuadejigelaorendaolexie。meiduoshi，wozhaolaishushideqingjieayizhongxindasaoyibianfangzi。

xindezuhu，wozanshibudasuanzaizhao。

yuanbenyiweishenghuozhongyuhuiguipingjing，sheizhihaimeiguoyigexingqi，wodepengyoujiubayigetazaiwangshangshuadao，dianzanguowushiwandebaohuoshipinfajiwo。

我上了地方电视台。

zheibingbuzaiwoyiliaozhiwai。

zhenzhenglingwozhenjingqiewuyudeshi，zheigelaojiubangdiaojielanmujuranjianluanzhengchangdeshipinshunxu，eyijiajiemoxuyoudezuimingjiwo。

tamenbalinxiuxiangzuihouguidiketouqiuraodehuamian，fangdaopiantou。

youjiangzhengjiantichudewuliyaoqiujiandiao，huanchengyiduanzhengjianzailieyangxia，xinkupaoyewudepianduan。

zuihoubianshijiangwoyixiehuajinxingxiaoyinchuli，rangrenwuyiweiwoshuolemarenzanghua。

zhenggejiemuchengxianchuxiandebochuxiaoguobianshi，shenweiwuliangfangdongdewo，wuyuanwuguganzouzuhuhaikoudiaoyajin，bazukebidaolizhiquanwu，zicanqiurao，henbudesizaiwomianqian。

wodelianbingmeiyoubeidama，meiduojiu，shentongguangdadewangminjiubawodegerenxinxiheyixieshejiaozhanghaobalegedichaotian。

wodedianhuawushiwukebubeirenbodasaorao。

jiulianwofumudoukandaoshipin，rangwohuijiayitang，wenwojiujingfashengleshenme。

anfuwanfumu，conglaozhaihuidaogongyuhou，wozuodaodiannaozhuoqian，shenleyigelanyao。

shuliandengshangzijiyunyingduonian，fensiguobaiwandechiguabaguazhanghao。

wojiabanjiadianjizijixielepian「xibai」gongguantie。

〈jiarenmensheidonga，chiguaduonianzhongyuchidaozijitoushang〉

tiezixiedeyanjianyigai，wojiangzijigenlianggezukesibideshijianzhenxiangjingguodazhishuoleyibian。

benzhekoushuowupingdebaguachiguayuanze，wojiangliyingyingshangbanqianshuaihuaishoujibingnvegoudeshipin，liyingyingbeijuliudehuizhidan，linxiuxiangheliyingyingzaoyaochaoxiaowoshixinggongzuozhedeliaotianjilu，haiyoulinxiuxiangnanpengyou，zhengjiancengjingzaiwojiaxiejunei，toutoumomowenwogaogenxiedeweisuoshipin……

shuoqilai，dangshiwuyijianzaijiankongzhongfaxianzhengjianzuochuzheizhongbiantaijudong，wohaianshitixingguolinxiuxiang。

xianzaizixixianglai，congzheizhihou，linxiuxiangduiwodetaidujiudaburuqianle。

haoqiaobuqiao，zhengshiyinweizhengjianyouguodeweisuoxingwei，cairangwoyangchengxiayishichakandangtianzaoshangjiankongdexiguan。

zhengyinruci，wocaijishifaxianliyingyingdexinshoujishitazijishuaihuaide。

wobazheixie「leishenzhichui」xishushangchuangongbu。

dangran，gaidamadangshirenyinsixinxidedifang，wodouyoudama。

jibianruci，suizhewozheipianyouliyoujudejieshitiechongshangweiboremen，yinlaiquanminchiguakanrenao，chengweijinyigexingqideremenhuatihou。

liyingying，linxiuxiang，zhengjiansanrendegerenxinxihegongzuodanweihaishibeiwangshangdechiguaqunzhongbadekuchadoubusheng。

wangluoshijiejiushizheiyang，redianshijiankuaisufanzhuanguohousuodailaideliuliangchaohuxiangxiangdejuda。

wodebaguagongzuohaozhangleyi**fen，shoujiyeshoudaoxuehuabanpiaolaidegezhongdaoqianxinxi。

yuzhixiangfandeshilaojiudiaojielanmu，meiliangtianjiubeima，beijubaodaozhahao。

zheiwuliangjiemufaxiantamentidaowozheigetiebanhou，jijingzhanzhuanchangshilianxiwo，erwoyigeyanshendoulandejitamen，quandangmeikandao。

youtianwanshang，wozaixiaoqulouxialiugou。

zhengjianmengdicongyigecaocongjiaoluochongchulai。

tahunshenjiuqi，yaoyaqiechiduiwohou：「nizheigejiannvren！nitaniangdetingyounengnaia，laozihelinxiuxiangdegongzuodoubeinijigaomeile。」

gouzijingjiedegongqiyao，chongtayizhenkuangjiao。

kandaozhengjianxiayishibeihedehoutuiyibu，wosixiaofeixiao：「hainimenshiqugongzuoderenshinimenziji。」

suhuashuodehao，zizuoniebukehuo。

zhengjianjiaobupiaofuhuangyou，yaotouhuangnaode，chongwobuzhishitiaoxinhaishidaiyoubiedeshenmeyiweidejianxiao，kanyangzitaqueshihelebushaomaniao。

「niyejiuxianzaihainengzuiyingyixia，daihuikanwobubanigaosi。」

yanzhengzhengkanzhezheigeshengaobudaoyimiqi，haimeiwogaodeshouhounandiediezhuangzhuangchongxiangziji。

jianshenduoniandewozaixinlizhibuzhudilengxiao。

woxianshifangkaigousheng，zuochuyigefanggouyaorendejiadongzuo。

ruwosuoliao，zhengjianzheisongrenbennengdemanxialejiaobu，qituraoguokuangjiaodegou，zaichongwoerlai。

chouzhunshiji，wofankeweizhu，dabuyimai，yigetaitui！

jingzhunchuaishangtadezhongdianbuwei。

「wu！」honglianshunjiancanbianbailian，zhengjianwujintongdaotoupibaozhadexialu，zhijieguidaozaiwomianqian。

yifangwanyi，wowanzheqixigai，duizhetaneizhangchoulianzhengzhongxinyoushimenglieyiji。

yankanzhengjianbixuesijian，zhenggerenwanquantangdaozaidishang，zaiwuhaishouzhili，wozhongyujiaolaixiaoqubaoan，rangbaoanjinxingbaojingchuli。

jingchatongzhilaideshifenxunsu。

doubuxuyaowojieshitaiduo，tamenyiwendaonanrenshenshangneinongdaocibideexinjiuqi，yiranzhixiaodagaifashengguoshenme。

zhengjianjiuhounaoshi，yitugongjiwodexingwei，zugourangtazaikanshousuolidaishanghaoyiduanrizi。

jiusuandaoshihoubeifangchulaile，beixiaoqubaoanlieruheimingdandeta，yeyongyuanbunengjinruxiaoqu。

zhengjianbeidaizoumeiduojiu，linxiuxiangzhaoshangmenlai，qiuworaotayici。

woqiaojianlinxiuxiangyanjiaoyouhongyouzi，bozishanghaiyoujichuyifuyangaibudiaodeyuqing。

xianranshibeisheihendaleyidundekelianyangzi，yishijian，buzhidaogaizuohebiaoqing。

woshuo：「tadouduinizheiyangle，nihaijitaqiuqing？」

wenyan，linxiuxiangkudehenshangxin，tazhongyumeifazaiwomianqianyanxi：「woduziliyijingyouletadehaizi，woyounengzenmebanni？！」

wopangfokanguaiwuyiyangkanzheta：「dangchuwofaxianninanpengyouzaixuanguanzuodechoushi，wofenminggaosuguoni，tabushigehaodongxi。」

wozhidaoduilinxiuxiangzheizhongzirenweizhenaiwudidechunhuolaishuo，yueshuotaxuanzhongdenanrenbuhao，tayuehuilaijinggenduifangaidesiquhuolai。

suoyiwoyiliantongxinjishou，quantaganjinchenzhezhengjianbeikouliu，baduzilidehaizinadiao，ranhouhuangechengshizhongxinshenghuo，buranzheiyibeizidoubuhuihaoguode。

guobuqiran，tingdaowobukenqugonganjubazhengjianjiuchulai，bingqierangtaganjinyuanlizhengjian，linxiuxiangshenqingzhongdekelianwuyi，limabeizenghenheyuchunwuyongjingtisuoqudai。

「rangwolikaiwolaogong？zenme？wozoulehaorangnizheigejiannvrenshangweishima？biezhuanglenizheigechou**。zhengjiandougenwoshuole，neitiantadaojialibangwoqudongxideshihou，nizheige**chuanzheneiyiduankuhen**dewentayaobuyaoliuxialaiyiqichifan！tabuken，nijiurangtatinibagaogenxienaguoqu，jinichuanshangzaizou，buranjiutiaobolijianwogentadeganqing……suoyinishoushangcaihuiyouneiduanwumietadeshipin！」

yuanlaizhengjianshizheimexianglinxiuxiangjieshitaneiduanbiantaishipindeyoulaide。

wozheshibeizheidui「chinanyuannv」ji「gandong」dejipigedazhimao。

「nifangxin，zhengjianshiwutianhoujiunenghuiqujixudanile。」

linxiuxianglinzouqian，mamalieliezuzhouwoyibeiziduanzijuesun，yongyuanmeiyounanrenai。

dedaotarucizhenqiedezhufu，wobujinxiaorongmanmianganxieta：「chengnijiyanle。」

houlai，dangwozaitingdaolinxiuxianghezhengjiandemingzi，shibannianzhihou，shuadouyindeshihou。

dangdimeitihaobaodao：「yunfulinmouxiangyinjiatingsuoshijiufen，beiqinanyouzhengmouchidaoliantongshudao，liuchandachuxue，zuoriyibeisongwangyiyuanjinjizhiliaozhong。」

zaishufudekongdiaofangzhong，wohuadongshouzhi，qieyidijixushuakanxiatiaoshipin。