《婚礼上小姑子当众叫我妈后,我杀疯了》 小说介绍
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第1章
hunlishang,wojinanyoubamajingwangaikouchahou,sansuidexiaoguzixiaoxixiduanzhechabeiguolai。
「妈,你喝茶。」
「yueyue,woshinisaozi,nimazaineini。」
wonaixinjieshi,meixiangdaogongpomianseyibian,dangzhongxunchiwo。
「lifang,nihejianyangweihunxianyunjiusuanle,womenbangniyanglesannianguinv,xianzaiyedaonizijifuyangdeshihou。」
「doushiyijiaren,nizenmenengburenniqinshenggurou!」
zhongrenzhenjingdaomudengkoudai,siyiyebuzhisuocuo,woqiuzhudekanxiangnanyou,taqueqinnidibaoqixiaoguzi,yilianzhenchengdeduiwoshuo。
「laopo,jinianqiannishenglebuxiangyangwobuguaini,danwomendoujiehunle,xiaoyueyedaoleshangxuedenianji,nizongyaorangtarenzuguizong!」
kanzhesizhoubinketoulaidebaiyan,worenshale。
我明明还是处女啊!
01
xianchangyilunfenfen,poxie,shuixingyanghua,baiyanlangzheixieziyanxiangdaozihenhenzhawoxiongtang,
我惊讶地张大嘴巴,
popoconghuaiyundaoshengxiaxiaoguzidoushiwozhaogude,zhangyuezenmekenengshiwodehaizi!
zhangyuezainanyouhuailifengkuangdahandajiao,chaowohuishou。
「mama!woyaomama!」
「mama,yihouwotinghuazuoguaixiaohai,nibuyaobaworengjiwaipohaobuhao!」
我下意识反驳。
「bieluanshuohua,wohaishichu…」
「nihaidangzijishihuanghuadaguinvna!hewoerzizaiyiqizhiqianbuzhidaoheduoshaonanrenluangaoguo,zigongbodehezhiyang,dangchuyaobushinikuzheqiuwomenbangnidaihaizi,womenzaotuixiuhuanyouquanguoqule!」
popojianwoyaoshuochuzhenxiang,likedaduan。
公公也跟着帮腔。
「rujindoushiyijiaren,woyebumanzhegeweile,xiaoyueshijianyanghelifangdeqinshengnver,wodewaisunnv!」
「jiehundougaomaiyisongyi?」
「tingshuoxinniangzihaiyaoleshibawanbadecaili,zuodiqijiadelanhuo!」
「wozhinvzaifuchankeshixideshihoukandaoguota,yuanlaishishenghaiziqule,zeze。」
taixiadeqinqimenqizuibashe,kanxianggongpodemuguangmanshitongqing。
cengjingmengxiangdehunlichengleyulundechuxingtai,wosisizuanzhehunshaqunbai,xinzhongfenhenwubi。
nanguaipoposhengxiaxiaoguzihouyizhibushanghukou,jiushiweilejintianlaizaiwoshenshang!
sinianqianquerenhuaiyunhoupopokudelihuadaiyu。
「wolaopozibanjierutuderenlehaihuaiyun,zheishuochuqubushirangrenxiaohuama?fangfang,nengweiqunizhaoguwojigeyuema?wobaozhengdengtachushenghoujuebuhuidanwunihejianyangdeganqing。」
woyishixinruanzhujintajiadangbaomu,zhaoguyidajiazideyishizhuxing。
popoyunqiwulabuhuan,wolajiaoguomin,meicichaocaiqiandouyaofuyongguominyao,daozhihouyizhengquanshenshizhen;
tazongyaoqiuhewochuanyiyangdequnzi,shuoshiganqinghaocaichuanmunvzhuang;
tajiekoudaduzibuhaochumen,rangwoquyiyuannayesuanmaihulidian,congbuzairenqianchumian。
suozuodeyiqiequanshiweilejintian,biwozaihunlishangdangzhongrenxiazhangyuezheigenver!bafuyangzerenquantuijiwo!!
「guoranrenshengchuchuchongmanjingxi,jintianshuangxilinmen,laixinniangzi,hexiazheikougaikoucha,congciyijiasankouyuanyuanmanman,xingfuzhongsheng!」
siyichumiandayuanchang,xiaoyuediediezhuangzhuangchaowoduanlaichabei。
「妈,妈妈喝茶。」
xiaohaizhinendeshengyinhuanqiwushurenxinzhongdemuai,chulewo,wozhijuedeexin!
「wobushinima,womeinizheigenver。」
02
wohoutuiyibu,meixiangdaoxiaoyueganghaozhanzaihunshaqunbaishang,meizhanwendiezuozaidi,guntangchashuipodetamangebodoushihongyin,aodeyishengkulechulai。
「lifang!nidaodishixiangganshenme!」
popomangbudiechongguolaibaoqihaizi,zhizhewobizinuma。
「nijiushibuxiangrenxiaoyueyebuzhiyunachatangtaa!hudushangbushizi,dabulewomenlaoliangkoubangniyangjiushi!」
「我不是故意的…」
「womeixiangdaonishizheiyanghendudenvren,duiqinshengguroudounengxiashou!」
nanyounushangxintou,naqipenghuamengzaguolai,
meijianganjingdehuacizailianshanghuachushangkou,wolianjiayizhenciteng,xuezhulinli。
shentengmeiyouxintengdewanfenzhiyi,
wobuganzhixindikanzhezhangjianyang,fangfocongmeizhenzhengrenshiguozheigeren。
beihoudedayinmuzhengbofangzhewunianlianaishiguang,xianmingduibicitongxinzang。
司仪不想婚礼见血。
「xianchangshaoweichuleyidianxiaoshigu,zheiyang,womenxianrangxinniangzixiachangxiuxiyixia…」
「buxing!tabixujixiaoyuedaoqian!buranbiexiangjinzhangjiademen!」
huaitaishiyuedeguroushoushang,
popoxintengdebuxing,yigeyansetadeguangchangwujiemeijiuchongshangtaizhizhizhuwo。
「nizheihaizizabutingquan,xiuyayeshiweilenihao。」
「yiqianzuocuoshibuyaojin,zhicuonenggaijiuxing。」
「hexiaozhanghaohaoguorizi,nizongbunengrangqinshenghaiziyizhimeiyoumamadepeibanba!」
damamenweizhewoniyiyanwoyiyu,bawohunqianshengzidexingxiangdingsizaishizijiashang。
我疯狂辩驳。
「xiaoyuebushiwodehaizi!wohaishichunv!」
「goulelifang!nihaiyaosahuangdaoshenmeshihou,conggaozhongwojiuzhidaonizaiwaimianluangao,wokelianniwufuwumucaijieshounidezhuiqiu,biyehounibuxiangshangbanyizhizaiwojiakenlao!woaini,danwoyeshiyoudixiande,lifang,likehexiaoyuedaoqian,burannibiexiangjinwomenjiademen!」
zhangjianyanghuzaipoposhenqianyifentianying,fangfowoshiquantianxiazuibukeliyudezuiren。
「xiaofang,niwadoushengle,meiwanhejianyangyaochuangyaodewoyagenshuibuzhe,zakenenghaishi…dangzijishishengmumaliya…」
gonggongdehuabeimaikefengfangda,
引起现场一阵哄笑。
womiansefennudaotonghong,zhangjianyangjianzhuangyoukaishishuohaohua。
「yangerhuaiyunshimingzhongzhudingdeshi,niganmafouren?haolelaopo,ganjinhexiaoyuedaoqian,zanliangxianzaihundoujiele,nibuhewozaiyiqisheihaihuiyaoni?」
「xiaoyuemashangduxiaoxuele,nibanihunqianneitaoxuequfangxiezaitamingxiagangganghao,zanmenyijiasankouxingfumeiman。」
shoujipingmuliangqi,shimamafalaidexinxi:
【baobei,womenbanxiaoshihoudao。】
congjishiqiwodefumujiuzaicongshiguojiajunshibaomijihua,
weibimianyinrenhuaiyicaishuowufuwumu,zhangjianyangquezhuazhuwozheidianxiangchijuehu。
「nihaiyouxinsikanshouji?!gaikouchadouhele,wobamajiushinibama,tamenshuodehuanibixuting,likedaoqian!」
zhangjianyangyibaqiangguoshoujizazaidishang,pingmusifenwulie。
popodemeishaoyanjiaodoushihendu。
「meijiaoyangdedongxilianqinshengguinvdouburen,jinlelaozhangjiawokeyaohaohaojiaoyuyixiani!」
wozaiyeannabuzhuxinzhongdefennu,dangzhongnuma。
「zhangjianyangniebuexin!bazijimeimeishuochengnver,pideyijiasankou,fenmingshitalaobangshengzhuzhaowotizui!」
「闭嘴!」
啪的一声巨响,
woyanqianyipianqihei,zuolian**ladeteng,tiexingweimimankouqiang。
xianglaiwenheruyadenanyouxiangzhifennudegongniuyangsisidengzhewo。
「zailuanshuohualaozisilannidezui!wojinggaoni,hunneidongshoujingchakebuhuiguan!」
03
「baba,nibuyaodamamawuwuwu…」
xiaoyuehaotaodaku,yanranyifuaimuxinqiedeyangzi。
beibeipandeganjuetongchexinfei,congtachushengqiyeliweinaifen,baitianxiniaopiandeshidoushiwolai,popoyiqianzongkaiwanxiaorangtajiaowomama,woyansuzhizhiguojicicaitingzhi。
yuanlaiyiqiezaoyouyumou,conghuaiyunneikeqi,zheigehaizijiuzhudingluozaiwohuxia。
gonggongshoumangjiaoluananfuxiaoyue,
jianworuanyingbuchi,poponachuzaoyizhunbeihaodeyaodan。
「nizhenshibujianguancaibuluolei,nihuaiyunqijiansuoyoudeyaodandouzaizheili,quanshiyunfuxuyaodebupin,meizhangdouyounideqianzi,nimeihuaiyunsheihuaiyun?!」
「jiushi,wozheihaiyouzhaopian,nitingzheduziquyiyuanjianchadeshihou!」
隔壁邻居打开手机,
zhaopianneiwochuanzheheiselianyiqundaimaozideshenyingyingruyanlian。
tiezhengrushanyadewochuanbuguoqi,
wodemuguangjiaojidizairenqunzhongxunzhao,zhongyuzaijiaoluokandaoshuxideren,cengjingdechuzhongtongxuelinmiaozhenghaoshipopodezhuchanshi,tayeshoudaolehunliqingtie。
peipopozhuyuanqijianwomeishaojitasongshuiguonaicha,nianzaiguowangtongxueqingshang,takenenghuibangwo!
「linmiao,nibangbangwo,nishangtaigaosudajiazhangyuedeqinshengmuqindaodishishei!」
zhangjiarenmianseshunjianjinzhangqilai,
yaoshizhenxiangdangchangjiekai,tamenhuibeiqinqipengyouchuojilianggumabanbeizi!
linmiaolinshangtaishibuxiaoxinbeibanleyixia,wotizhequnbaibatalaqilai,duishijianyiqiejinzaibuyanzhong。
「fangxinbafangfang,wokendinghuibangni。」
「womenlaozhangjiadeshilunbudaowairenguan,rangtagunxiaqu!」
popobaozhezhangyuedeshoubuzijuejinzhangyongli,
压得她小脸惨白。
「lifang,nifeiyaobachoushinaoderenjinjiezhi,nixiangbisiwomama!」
zhangjianyanghenbudedangchangshalewo,zhenshikexiao,banxiaoshiqianwomenhaizaiyongwen,xuxiayishengyishidenuoyan,banxiaoshihouchedisipolian。
「我只想要真相。」
04
wobahuatongdidaolinmiaoshouli。
linmiaoxianshiliangchuzijidegongzuozhengming——lantianyiyuanzhuchanshi。
「ganrangyiyuanderenbeishukendingyoujifenzixin,nandaozhangyuezhenshilaotaipodewa?」
renqunzhongdesuisuinianranggongpoyuefajingkong,
youhaoshizhedakaidouyinzhibo,mianfeideliuliangbucengbaibuceng。
mianduisuoyourenhaoqidemuguang,
林淼缓缓说出。
「sinianqianshiwojieshengdezhangyue,woduitadeqinshengmuqinyinxianghenshenke,shi…lifang。」
wohunshenruzhuibingjiao,toupifama,buganzhixindizhiwen。
「miaomiao,nizaishuoshenmea?dangchushenghaizidefenmingshiwopopo,nimenkeshizuigaonianlingdeyunfu。」
「nihunqianshengziwodangranduiniyinxiangshenkea,lifang,niduzishangdebadoushiwofengde,bukenengjicuoren。」
linmiaohuayujianding,chendewoxiangshigewuliqunaodexiaochou。
「bu,budui,shenghaizishiwopopo…」
「shinifeichaozhenaozherangpengyoushanglaizuozheng,bierenshuochuzhenxiangyoubumanyi,lifang,nihaiyaonaodaoshenmeshihou!」
张建阳眉头紧蹙,
yaobushigujizaidatingguangzhong,tazaojiuyiquandashangle。
「wolaopoziyibanianjilehaiyaobeirenzaoyao,siledoubuanshengawuwuwu,zheiyangdexifujinjiamen,nirangwohoubanbeizizenmehuo!」
popokuangxizhiyulikekaishikutianhaodi,tamozheyanleishuo。
「renzhengwuzhengdouzai,xiaofang,renxiazijideqinshengguroumeishenmediurende,nijiubierangdajiakanxiaohuale。」
「haiyiweiyoujingtiandaguani,ziquqiru。」
「shenghaiziyoubuxiangfuze,jiushiyinweiyouzheizhongrenzaishengyulvcaihuijiangdi,tuokuashehuiqianjindebufa。」
wobashejianyaochuxuecaimianqiangbaochilizhi,
daodishinalichulewenti…
「feiyaorangzijiyanmiansaodinicaikaixin!lifang,nijintianzuodeshishizaitaiguofenle,shenweinidezhangfu,wokeyiyuanliangni,dannibixuduizanmadaoqian,nihunqiandefangziguohujixiaoyue,weilaiwomenhaishiyijiaren。」
「xiaoyuegenzhewomenshoulejinianku,yihounibixuhaohaomibuta!zhiyousiliguizuxueyuancaipeideshangwomenzhangjiadexuemai,baomubixuyaozhongyingshuangyude,yifuzhimailvkuchi!zijitiantianchuanjindaiyinrangnverchuanjuzhixianwei,niyehaoyisi!」
popoyijingbafumuliujiwocaichandangchengzhangyuedejiaoyujijin,
安排的头头是道。
wujinhouhuizaixiongqiangfanteng,wodangchuzenmejiuxialeyankanshangzhangjianyang!
「ganjinqianziba,doushidangmaderenlehaibuwenzhong。」
zhangjianyangjieguoxiandadefangchanzhuanyibaozhengshu,
qiangyingdizhuazhuwodeshouqianzi,wopinmingfankang,duikangjianzhiguyizhenjutong,kakashengxiang。
「wodegutouduanle!!」
「zhuangshenmezhuang,duanleyedeqian。」
taehenhendeanzhuwodeshou,
wochashitengdaoquanshenzhandou,jingshenchedibengkui,leishuisusuluoxia,fengkuanghuhanbamajiuming。
「niqinmazaosile,nanbuchengcongfenduichulaijiuni?yihounishengshiwozhangjiaderen,sishizhangjiadegui!ganbutinghualaozibanimaguhuiyangle!」
张建阳笑容狰狞,
mianfeidexifuheshengyugongjuzhongyudaoshou,yihouzhenggejiadoushitazuozhu!
suoyourendoududingwoshisahuangjing,meirenchushouxiangzhu,popoqianzhezhangyuezoujin,xiaohaijianyingdehongpixiecaizhewoduanliedeshouzhi,tayiliantianzhendeshuo。
「你是坏妈妈。」
「wo,wobushinima…」
「xianzaihaisahuang,laoniangjintiandalannidezui!」
bazhangrutongyudianluoxia,xuebaihunshabeixianxueranhong,wotengdequansuochengyituan,lizhihuanhuanxiaosan。
就在这时,门开了。
erbianturanzhaxiangqipopodejianjiao。
婚礼上小姑子当众叫我妈后,我杀疯了