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小说简介

baokuanxiaoshuo《hunlishangxiaoguzidangzhongjiaowomahou，woshafengle》，zhujiaoshizhangjianyanglifangxiaoyue，shuyuduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo。yingwuyiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！zhangjianyangjieguoxiandadefangchanzhuanyibaozhengshu，qiangyingdizhuazhuwodeshouqianzi，wopinmingfankang，duikangjianzhiguyizhen……

精彩章节

di2zhangyishuangwennuandeshoubawolanruhuaizhong，wozhengkaiyan，wuzhuangjunrenqishuashuazhanmanhuichang，

nvrenjianshangwuxingshaojiangdehuizhangshanshanfaguang，mianrongjianyiercixiang。「duibuqinannan，shimamalaiwanle。」

yizhijiyadeweiquxuanxieerchu，womaizaimamahuailishishengtongku。kuqianghenhenjiuzhutadexin，

tazhuantoukanxiangzhangjianyang，「jiushiniqifuwonver，haixiangyangwoguhui？」05xianchangzhongrenmianmianxiangqu，

bujiujiegehun，zajunduidouqinglaile。zhangjianyanghaobuzaiyidichixiaochusheng。「lifang，

yiqianmeifaxiannizheimeaizuoyao，haihuaqianqingqunyanlaijinizhuzhen，haodayizhanglian。」「nibamazaojiusile，

nijiaqinqiquanbuyimindaohaiwai，zhenggehshidoumeiyounideqinren，zheigemayoushicongnabengchulaide？」

「erzinibieluanshuo，wanyizhenshitamani，xianzailiuxingjimu…」popoyanshenshangxiadaliang，shanxiaozheshangqian。

「qinjiamua，aiyouzenmelianzijiguinvdedarizidoulaiwanle，zheixienianduokuiwozhaogufangfang，

tachizhudouzaiwojia，caimeiyouzoushangqitu，nikancailiyaobuzaijiadian？」muqinlenghengyisheng。

「nibawonvershangchengzheiyang，haixiangyaocaili？」「neishitazizuozishou！lianzijiqinshengdouburen，

yebuzhidaonimendangdiemadezenmejiaoyude！」gonggongqidechuihuzidengyan，

sihaomeiyouyishidaosuoyoushibingkantadeyanshenfenhenwubi。「ma，neibushiwodehaizi，womeishengguo…」

「nannan，woxiangxinni。」wenqingduihuabeizhangjianyangdaduan，tahaobuzaiyidichexiamuqinjianbangdexunzhang，

nazaishoulibawan。「jungongzhangzuodehaitingbizhe，meishaohuaxinsiba，jiranwomashuoshizhende，

wojiumianqiangjiaoniyishengyuemu，re，niwaisunnvzhangyue，womenzheibianxisudiyicijianmianjiwuqianhongbao。」

「haizidoushizhende，magujiyeshibei。」「guantazhenjia，qugesahuangjingdangxifu，laozhangjiajiamenbuxingo。」

「jiqiancaishizhendaoli，huashuowaipojiansunnvbushiliangbaijiugoulema？」suoyouhuayushenshenciruwoermo，

wochengzhemuqindeshoumanmanzhanqilai。「wogaosuni，womayifenqiandoubuhuiji！zhangyuecongbushiwodehaizi！」

「sidaolintouhaibuhuigai，lifang，kanlaishiwojiaoyunishaole。」zhangjianyangdezizunxinfengkuangpengzhang，

taishoujiushanguolai，xiayimiaobeimuqinshenbiandejingwuguanhenhenyazhizaidi，zuoliansisitiezhebinglengdimianwufafankang。

qiansuoweiyoudehuangluanlongshangxintou。「liangkouziyoushenmeshibunenghaohaoshuo，laoponidongshouganma？」

gongpojianbaobeierzishoushangjiuyaobangmang，quebeijunrentieyiyangdegebolanzhu，zuilizangyaneyubuduan。

wozaicikechedixinsi。「zhangjianyang，woyaohenilihun！」「hunlixianchangtanlihun，nikaishenmewanxiao？lifang，

nigenwozhengzhengwunian，xianzailihunjiushigeershoupoxie，niyiweihaiyounanrenhuiyaonima！」huayinluodi，

tadedianhua**xiangqi，jingwuyuantiexindijiankaimianti，duimianchuanlaishangsidenuhou。

「zhangjianyangniyoubingshibushi！chichengledezuixibeishaojiangdenver！xianzaigongsidingdanquanbugaochui，

sunshigaodashangbaiwan，zheixiequandousuanzainitoushang！」「shenmeshaojiang…」zhangjianyangzhenglengbanshang，

mengdekanxiangluozaidishangdejungongzhang，shunjianmiansedaizhirumuou。「zen，zenmekeneng，nimingmingwufuwumu，

shaojiang…」「lifang，xiaofang！niweishenmeyaopianwoshuobamaquansile！nijiushiguyixianghaisiwo！」

youmuqinchengyao，wobuzaikongju。「dangranshipayouxinrenhuaiyi，zhangjianyang，wozhixiangzuopingfandeshenghuo，

caixinganqingyuanjiajini，meixiangdaonibeidililiangmiansandao！langxingoufei！」

「nizhidaoweishenmewoqinqidouyiminaozhoulema？yinweiquandoucanyuguojiajihua，zhiyouwo！

woyinweiainicaijujuelemuqindetiyi，wocengjingzhixiangheniguopingdanxingfudeshenghuo…」

「womenhaiyoujihuidexiaofang，nirangtafangkaiwo，wobaozhengyihoudouduinihao！」wolenglengdekanzheta。「neihao，

nidangzhesuoyourendemianshuo，zhangyuedaodishisheidehaizi？」zhangjianyangnieruzhezuichun，banshangjichulianggezi。

「nide。」wodexinzaicikechedisiqu，guowangsuoyouxingfuhuiyihuaweiyanyun。

06taixialinmiaojiedaoyuanzhangdianhuahoumianseshabai，likecongdoulinachuyizhangzhichaowodaoqian，

shangmianxiezheliangwandeshuzi。「fangfang，ganggangwoshangtaideshihouyigenvrensaijiwode，rangzuojiazhengjiujiqian，

duibuqi！shiwoguimixinqiaocaihuipianni！shinipoposhengdenver，bushini！」「nijiuweileliangwanchumaiwo？」

「shiwocuole！qiuqiunigaotaiguishou！」「bushiba，tajingranzhendeshishaojiangdeguinv？」

「zheibuzhangshiqirenma！jiezhekaichuweibibieren，woyaojubao！」「maye，laozhangpozidouliushisuihaishengxiaohai，

shentisuzhizhenhaoa。」qinqimenyanshengeyi，qishilaobanghaizhuhaihao，danbanverrensaozidangmataiguonitian。

yizhiyinzangdezhenxiangbaoluzaizhongrenyanqian，gongpodeliangangachengzhuganse，xiaoyueyilianmimangdezuozheshouzhi，

huihenrulangchaobanchongjizhezhangjianyangdenaohai，tayanzhonghanlei。「shiwomashuoyanghaizibufangbian，xiangrangniyang，

youpanibudaan…xiaofang，wobushiguyi，niyuanliangwohaobuhao。」「suoyinigancuibuhewoshangliang，

zhijierangtajiaowoma？」「panibudaying，wozhendeyouquanguotamen！shitamenbuting！」「zhangjianyang，

nicongtoudaoweidoumeizunzhongguowodeyiyuan！doubuzaiyiwodexiangfa！congpopohuaiyunshihounimenjiujihuahaoleba，

guyirangwomenchuanyiyangdeyifuchitongyangdebupin，meicimaiyesuandouyongwodeyibaoka…」「nibuzhunshuo！

nibizui！」popofenhendaomuzijulie，chongguolaixiangzhuawodelian，zhayanjiubeirenanzhugebodongdanbude。

wosisiqiazheshou，nuhuozaisizhibaihaizhongluancuan。「niyunqidefanshiwojinizuode，xiaoyueniaopianshiwohuande，

nizuoyuezideeludoushiwojinica！wobinilaogongheerzidouduinihao，wobanidangqinmaduidai，

nibawodangshenme！laomeiliangxindechusheng！」zaimuqindeminglingxia，dangdiyiyuanhenkuaisonglaipopohuaiyundebingli，

shangmianbaizhiheizixiezhe：huangxiuya！07ruguoshuogangganglinmiaodedaoqianshiweibiliyou，

xianzaidebinglizeshitiezhengrushan！「zheixiedoushiniziyuanzuode，sheibinilema？nigedaotiehuo！」「ba！ma！

nimenbieshuole！」zhangjianyangdegongzuogaochui，beishangjuezhaiwu，caiyishidaozijifanxiazenyanghuangtangdecuowu。

「lifangshilaiwomenjiakaizhisanyedeenren，womenyikaishijiucuole，bugaizheiyangduita！」gouzuituxiangya，

zheihuatingdewohunshenexin。woshiyijingwuguanfangkaita，tashunjianxinxiruokuang。「laopo，niyuanliangwolema？」

「shiwojiaguimixinqiaohuizuozheishi，xiaofangnizaiwojiadoushenghuojinianle，kendingzhidaobamapingshibushizheiyangde，

tamenyeshibingjiluantouyi。wofashi，jinhoujuebuhuizaidanimani，banidangzhangshangmingzhuyiyangkandai。」

「nijiadezhangshangmingzhushizhangyue，bushiwo，woyaolihun。」「wojuebutongyilihun！」zhangjianyangtieguzhengzheng，

xiayimiaowomayigeyanshenguoqu，shunjianjinshengruanchun，shuohuadeshengyindouzaidou。「li，lihun，keyi，

yeyaoyigeyuelengjingqi，lifang，wohuiyongzheiyigeyuejianzhengwodezhenxin。」