混世锤哥的逆袭罗曼史
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diyizhang：aotemanbeiziyuhuafenchibaoji“aiyowei！wangdachui，nizheishengriliwugoupaimiana！
aotemanbeitaopeishenghuazhadan，zheiweiernengxundewaixingrendapenti！
”wogangdunxiaqujianneicongtianerjiangde“liwu”，gebizhangdayejiudiaozheyancouleguolai，yilianxingzailehuo。
三十岁生日这天，
wowangdachuishoudaode“heli”queshigoujingbao——qiannvyousujuancongsanlouchuangkoushuaixialaideaotemanbeitao！
neidijiaaotemanhaibaochizhefagongzishi，xiangbeileipiguodelaxiang，bianjiaonianzhebankuaikenshengdemantou，
guozhewoneixiangzanleqitiandewazi，“paca”yishengzazaidanyuanloumenkou，dangchangzhachuyituanshenghuaduqi。
luguodeliulanggoujiazheweibakuangfei：“wang！zheiweierbigebilaowangjiadeluosifenhaidaijing！
”wocuozheshoulehedidunxiaqujian，toudingchuanlaiqianzhangmuniangliucuilande“shihougong”：“wangdachui！
chouchounineisongyang！sanshisuiderenle，waziduidenengdangfangdanyi，gongzuohuandebinvpengyouhaiqinkuai！
wojiajuanjuangennichuduixiang，neishitianexiafanjinlemaokeng，wochangzidouhuiqingle！”woyangtouheiheiyixiao，
baibaishouxianggancangying：“aiyo，cuilanyi，ninzheisangmennengqucanjia《zhongguohaoshengyin》le！juanjuangenwofenshou？
zheibuzhenghao，shengdewotiantianbeitaguanzhe，gengebeishuanzhudehabagouside！
yihouninzaiyebuyongdanxinwotouchininjiadejiangzhouzile！”sujuanmengditanchutou，
tuzhezhannansekouhongdezuijuedenengguayouping：“wangdachui，nibiepinle！womashuodedui，
nizheibeiziyejiuzheiyangle，wobuxiangpeinidangqiongguangdan！”wo“sou”dizhanqilai，
shouyihuixiangzhidianjiangshan：“juanjuan，biejizhepansixinga！shangzhoubuhaiwobangnimaqiangtejiajidan，
chadianbeichaoshidamacaichengroubing？wozheizhenzizhenggenzhangdayeyanjiukaochuanmifang，dengzhiqitanwei，
baozhunrangnihouhui——daoshihounikuzheqiuwofuhe，wokemeizhunerdayingni！
shuobudingwohaideshouni‘qiuaifei’！”“delebani！”liucuilanchazheyao，juanfashuaidegenchudianside，
“baitan？ninengjianchisantian，wozhibochituoxie！wojiajuanjuanyaojiadeshikaihaochedelaoban，
bushinizheizhonglianfangzudoukaohuabeide‘feichai’！bieyiweinineizhangzuinenghongtianhongdi，hongguidoubuxin！
”shuowan“peng”diguanchuang，zhendeloudaodeshengkongdengdoushanle。wobaozhebeitaoliezuiyixiao，chongloushanghan：“xing！
nindengzhe，dengwofacaile，jininmaiyikachejidan，nintiantianzazhewan！buguozadeshihoujideliwoyuandian，
wozheibeitaokejinguizheni！”huilejia，laomazhaoguilanzaichufangdingdangxiangdizaguo，gendaguside：“fenle？
heng，zaogaifenle！shengdewogennibabanyetanqi，genlianglouqidefengxiang！renjiajuanjuanmakanwodeyanshen，
bikancaishichanglanbaicaihaixianqi！nichouchounineiwonangyang，gengebeicaileweibademaoside！
”laobawangjianguozaishafashangkan《xinwenlianbo》，yaokongqibeitaniedekakaxiang，
turanbengqilaizhizhewodebeitao：“mingtiangenwoqugongdibanzhuan！yitianliangbai，guanfan！zaizaijiadangxianyu，
wojiubazheipobeitaorenghuafenchi，rangnikudoumeidierku！bieyiweinineizhangzuinengdangfanchi，
gongdibanzhuancaizuishizai！”wo“sou”dicuanjinfangjian，wangchuangshangyitan，
baozheaotemanbeitaochangleqilai：“dijiadijia，daiwofaguang！suiranwoqiongdedingdangxiang，
danwoyouzhangnengbasirenshuoxiaodezui！jiushuoshangzhoucaishichang——tanzhulaowangfeiyaomaiwosankuaiwudenianbaxihongshi，
chuidetianhualuanzhui。woniezheneiguozi，manyouyouduita：‘wangge，ninzheiyaoshizhenyouji，
neiwozheijiwotoujiushimiqilinsanxingtangde！ninchouchouzheiyezi，niandenengdangmobu，haimaigaojia？zheiyang，
ninjiwosuansankuai，wohuitoudailouxiazhangdaye、lishendoulaizhaoguninshengyi，ninzheitanweibudejibao？
daoshihouninhaideqingwoheqishuini！’laowangledezhezidoukaihuale，zuihouliangkuaiwuchengjiao，
haibaipiaoleyibaniantoudanaodexiangcai！ninchouchou，wozheiqingshang，bubigongdibanzhuanxiang？
”beitaoshangdedijiaaotemanyijiufaguang，woduizhetajinglegeli：“xiongdi，zansuiranxianzaisong，danzongyouyitian，
rangnizheiguangshanxianeixiegouyankanrendide！dengzheba，geyaonixile，xiannazheiwaziweierxunxingquanshijie！
zhangdaye，jieniyanchouyikou，zanjiezhelaokequ！”dierzhang：gongyuanjiumeiyuda**demingpianmeilesujuan，
wozheiriziguodebikouwanjiaoyazimeixishoudepaomianhaiguadan！yiqianhainenggentaquyingyuankanlanpian，
zaidianyingyuanlixiaodeqianyanghouhe，huozhedunhuoguodianshuanmaodu，ladebitiyanleiyibazhua。rujindaohao，
chengtiangenlouxiazhangdayezaigongyuanshizhuoqianxiaqi，shuletajiupenwo：“chouqilouzi！
naozibimaokenglideshitouhaiying，huogaidanshendaolao！”wozuishangmata“laobuxiu”，
xinliquebiedehuang——zheirizi，lianqijulichigexiangdoudekaoshualai，buranzhenyingbuleneilaohuli！zheiriwuhou，
chanzaishushangchezhesangzihanre，wogenzhangdayeyouzhishangqiju。
zhengpansuanzhezenmeyong“laolvlamo”detaolukengtache，turannaohoutouzhaqiyichuancuishengshengdejiaorang：“rangrang！
kuairangrang！jishenmeji，ganzhetoutaia？”neishengyingensuibolichaziside，hedewoshouyiduosuo，
gangnieqidexiangqizi“pada”shuaidishang，liechengliangban——de，zheijuyouwanduzile！huitouyiqiao，haojiahuo！
yiqunchuanheixizhuangde**genhuzhetangsengqujingside，cuyongzhegetianxiansideguniangwangzheibianchong。
neiguniangchuanzheyuebaichouqun，zouqilulaiqunbaipiaodegenxiannvxiafanside，jiaocaiyishuangxiaoniupixie，
xigenchuozaiqingshibanshang“kadakada”xiang。shoulilinzhegeeyupixiaobao，jinhuanghuangde，
genzanzheimandiguaziqiao、guangchangwudamadegongyuan，jianzhibushiyigeciyuande！zuijuedeshineizhanglian，
pifubaidenengfanguang，jiemaozhangdechuorenyanjing，yanzhuziliangdegenzhuangleliangdengpaoside，bisujuanhaijunshibei！
wochoudeyanzhuzidoukuaidiaodishangle，lianzhangdayehan“luoziabendan”doumeitingjian。haimeidengwoyanwankoushui，
neiguniangturanjiaoxiayihua——qianliangtianxiayu，shibanfenglihaizangzheqingtaini！
yankanjiuyao**zhedishuaigesijiaochaotian，woerhuabushuo，genehupushisidecuanguoqu，shuangshouyilao，
sisiguzhurenjiagebo。gunianghede“aiya”yisheng，baochadianshuaifei，fashaodemolixiangzhiwangwobizilizuan。
woganjinsongkaishou，houtuibanbu，liekaizuiluchubakedahuangya，xiaodegenmiaolidemilefoside：“guniang，
ninzheishijizheganchangzini？zheishibanhuadegenmolezhuyouside，woxiaqidoucaisuiguoqizi，ninzheixipinenroude，
shuaihuailekezazheng？re，wozheixiangqizigangshuailiangban，genninzheijinguishenzibi，tasuangepia！
”bianshuobianzhilezhidishangdesuiqizi，xinlianma：zheinashijiuren，fenmingshilaotianyejilaozisaideyanyuhongbao！
pangbianneiheixizhuang**“sou”dichongguolai，biwogaobantou，gebobiwodatuihaicu，
duizheguniang“kuangdang”jiushiyigejiushidudajugong，shengyinzhendeshuyedoudou：“da**！xiaodegaisi，
zheijiuqupuhongtan！”hongtan？wochadianxiaochusheng，zheigongyuanyaopuhongtan，zhangdayehaibudenasaozhouzhuizhetada？
“da**？”woshetouchadiandajie，shouxinlilenghanzhimao。zheiguniangpabushinajiawangfudegegezhuanshi？
ganjinsuozhebozigongshou：“xiaoshiyizhuang，jiudangjigongyuantiangeyingxiongjiumeidechuanshuo，ninkebiewangxinliqu，
zheshawozheilaobaixingle！”neilinxiaoyadaoyebunao，fanerdingzhewoshangshangxiaxiadaliang，yanshengenxguangside。
turan“puchi”xiaochusheng，yanjiaowanchengxiaoyueya，zuijiaoliangliwotiandenenghousiren：“nizheirenzhenyouyisi，
genshuoxiangshengdeside。wojiaolinxiaoya，gangcaizoudeji，chadiannaoxiaohua，duoxiezheiwei……ng，haohanxiangjiu！
”wonaonaohounaoshao，heiheiyixiao：“haohanbugandang，birenwangdachui，jiuzhuxiangweineipotongzilou。
ninzheimingzihaoting，genbingtangxueliside，tianderenyateng！
”shuozhetoutoumiaoleyantashoulideeyupibao——guaiguai，zheidediwobanniangongziba？
linxiaoyacongbaolichouchuyizhangtangjinmingpiandijiwo，zhijianpengzhewozhangxin，liangsiside：“wangxiansheng，jinrizhien，
gairibibao。”wojieguomingpian，mozheshangmiantuqidetangjinzi，xinlilekailehua：zheinashimingpian，
fenmingshizhang“caipiao”，shuobudingnatianjiunengguachudajiang！zhangdayezaipangbianjimeinongyan，
yonggebozhouduiwoyaoyanzi：“dachuia，nizheihuikelaozhebaole！zheiguniangshenshangyiguziqianweier，
bizanhutongkoudejiangcaiganghaichong！ganjintaojinhu，baozhunnimingnianjiunengkaishangsigelunzide！
”wofanlegebaiyan：“qunide，laozizheishixingxiazhangyi，dongbudong？
”xinliquemeidemaopao——zheinashixingxiazhangyi，fenmingshilaotianyekanwodanshenershibanian，
shangde“fupotiyanka”a！disanzhang：xiuchepianjuyuda**dexinrenzidachuaizhelinxiaoyademingpian，
wojiutiantiangekudouliwuzhe，meishierjiutaochulaichouliangyan，kelengshimeibiechugeheshideyoutou。
yaozhenzhijiedadianhuashuo“meinv，yuegelubiantanbei”，baozhunbeitadangchengjietouxiaohunhun，
meizhunermingpiandangchangjiujinsuizhijile。de，zanzheixingxiang，chuangepotxuzairengaojixiaoqumenkouhuangyou，
daoxiangshizhuanmendundianpianfupode。haorongyiaodaoyizhouhoudebangwan，
wozhengdunzaixiaoqumenkouxiulinjuwangshendediandongche，yitaitou，hei！yiliangbaidehuangyandebaoshijiekayanchuozaineier，
linxiaoyazhengchazheyaozhanzaichebian，meitouningdenengjiasicangying。woganjinbabanshouyireng，
chongguoqushihaiteyibatxuxiabaizhuaichulaidouledou，huoxiangyaoshangwutaiside：“aiyowei，linda**！
zheiyuanfengenzhonglecaipiaoside，ninzheicheshinaopiqile？”tachoujianwo，jiugenshamolijianlelvzhouside，
yanjingshuadiliangle，shengyinlidaizhedianerjiaotangweier：“wangge，kesuanzhuangjiannile！zheichegangcaihaihaohaode，
turanjiugensizhusidepawole。tuochehaidebanxiaoshi，womazaijiadunzhefotiaoqiangdengwoni，
zaiwanjiuchengshengcaitangle！”woyiting，jihuilaile！suishuowoxiucheshouyiyejiuhuanluntaideshuiping，
yinqinggailineixielingjianbiwotoufahailuan，danzheishihousongle，yihouhaizenmehun？wo“pa”diyipaixiongfu，
zhendehuidouwangxiadiao：“xiaoshieryizhuang！wodiekeshixiulichangdelaopaoer，zuchuandebanshoudoumochubaojiangle。
ninzheibaoshijie，wobaozhunsanxiawuchuerrangtazhongxinchangqilai，biguangchangwudamadeyinxianghaixiang！”tawaizhenaodai，
yanjingpianfanguanghuangdewoyanhua，yilian“nixingma”debiaoqing：“nizhenhuixiu？zheichejinguizheni，
yaojiwozhengchuhaodai……”weiyintuozhe，gengouzisidegouderenxinyang。wolimajiehua，
shengpatafanhui：“ninfangxin，wozheishouyikeshigenyanwangyeqiangguomingde！shangciwodieneiliangposangtana，
fadongjidouzhachengyanhualewodoujienhuiqule。ninzheichema……”woguzuogaoshendixiankaiyinqinggai，
litoumimimamadexiangenzhizhuwangside，womiaojiangeliangjingjingdelingjian，shouzhitouyidian，
genzhidianjiangshanside：“qiaojianmei？jiuzheixiaowanyiersongle，biezheqini！wojitasongsonggu，
baoguanninyijiaoyoumenxiaqu，taaoaojiaohuanzhejiupao！”shuowanwochaoqibanshou，guyimanyouyoudining，
zuilihainiannianyouci：“ai，zheiluosiniantoujiule，genwoside，laole，
dehongzhelai……”banshou“kaka”xiang，woshibushihaihengliangjuxiaoquer，
genxiucheshifufuzaigaoyishuchuangzuoside。ningwanyimoshou，qishishouxinhanjinjinde，zuishangquetechangliang：“delei！
ninxianzainingyaochi，tayaoshibuzhehuo，wolimabiaoyanxiongkousuidashi！”linxiaoyabanxinbanyidizuojinqu，
ningyaochineiyixia，wohoubeidouchuhanle——wanyimeidongjing，wozheiliankejiuhuqiangshangle。jieguo“hong”yisheng，
chegendalejixuesidehouleqilai。tatanchutou，yanjingdengdegentonglingside，
xingfendeshengyindoupichale：“wangdachui！nizhenshihuoshenxiana！gangcai4sdianneishifuhaishuoyaochaifadongji，
nizheijiugenbianmoshusidenonghaole！”woheiheiyixiao，xinlizaolekaihuale，zuishanghaipin：“hai，zanzheishouyi，
zuchuande！yihounincheyaoshizainaopiqi，ninjiudangwoshigeyidongxiuchepu，suijiaosuidao，fenwenbushou——dangran，
guandunfanjiugenghaola！”daneiyihou，linxiaoyadedianhuajiugennaolingside，gesanchawujiuxiang。
youhuitachekongdiaobuzhilengle，woguoquyikan，zhijieningkaiqiangai，duizhefengshan“papa”pailiangbazhang，
genxunsunziside：“hei！ganhuoerni，bietoulan！”jieguofengshan“weng”yishengzhuanqilai，linxiaoyamudengkoudai，
wodeyiyangyang：“qiaojianmei？zheijiujiaojianghuguiju，bufuguanjiaode，jiudeshangshoujiaoyu！”zaihoulaishule，
youcitayuewoqumiqilincanting，wochuanzherenzituodayaodabaijinqu，shiyingshengchouwoyanshengenkanqigaiside。
wozhijiewangyizishangyitan，qiaozheerlangtui：“lin**，ninzheixicangenweimaoside，chiderenweilizhangcao。zou，
wodaininquxiangzikouneishaokaotan，laobanshidongbeilaotie，kaochuanzizimaoyou，yichuandingzheiersanpanwoniu，
baoguanninchidemanzuiliuyou，bizheijiayangguiziwanyierxiangshibei！”tajuranzhengenwoqudunmaluyazi。
neitianwanshang，tanhuopilipalaxiang，taluzhechuangenwotucaogongsineibanglaoyoutiao：“tamenbeihoushuo**diechifan，
shuowofanganshiguojiajia。shangcikaihui，wotigeyouhuafangan，tamendangmiandiantouhayao，
zhuanshenjiugenwobadaxiaobaogao，shuowo‘xiaonianqingxiahunao’。”woguanlekoupijiu，paomoshunzhezuijiaotangxialai，
moleyiba：“pasha？tamenjiushijiduninnianqingmaomeiyouyouqian！ninxiacikaihui，zhijienashujuzatamen！
birujiugongyingshangyunfeiguichengtianjia，jiaohuomandenengfuchuxiaoji，huanchengxinqudaoshengduoshaoyinzi，kuaiduoshaoshichen。
ninjiugentamensuan，suandetamennaorenerteng！jizhu，ninshida**，jinyinzaishou，tamenzaibengda，
yejiushichitangliputengdehama，jianbuqishuihua！”ta“pa”yipaizhuozi，pijiupingdouzhendehuanglehuang，
yanjingliangdegenxingxingside：“wangge，ninzheinaodaiguazilizhuangdedoushisha？biwobaqingdembahailingguang！
”wodiaozhekaochuan，manbuzaihudibaishou：“zanzhuangjiaren，shuohuaburaowanzi，yichutouxiaqu，
dilimaideshijinzihaishigoushi，yiyankanchuan！”neiwantahedelianjiatonghong，genwojiangtaxiaoshihoudiemamang，
shengridoushibaomupeizheguo，dangaoshangdelazhuzijichui。wolimahuita：“neisuansha？woxiaoshihougengcan！
youhuibabanzhurendefenbihehuanchengmaomaochong，laotouerhedebengshangjiangtai，genhouerside，quanxiaodoukanhouxi。
houlaiwobalinzhesaozhoumanxuexiaozhuiwo，chadianbawo**dakaihua！”taxiaodeqianyanghouhe，yanleidouchulaile，
zhizhewoshuo：“wangdachui，nizhenshigehuobao！biwoyangdehashiqihainengzheteng！”yefengguozheziranweierchuiguo，
wochouzhetaxiaowandemeiyan，turanjuedezheida**，suiranguozhejinsirong，
guziliquebineisujuantouliangduole——sujuanneiniangmen，chengtianxianwoqiong，gengesuanpanzhuziside，naxiangta，
nenggenwodunmaluyazixiaodegenshaziside。zheiyelideyanhuoqi，kebishagaojicantingdeniupaixiangduole。
disizhang：jianjiazhangyuhunshichuigedejuexingenlinxiaoyachulelianggeduoyue，taturangenwoshuo：“dachui，
zhoumoquwojiachifanba，wobamaxiangjianjianni。”woyiting，yanzhuzichadianmeidengchulai，
hedeyibengsanchigao：“sha？jianjiazhang？wozheifuzunrong，budebaninjiaerlaohechuxinzangbinglai？
yaobuzanxianhuanhuan，dengwozhengchengwuyanzuzaidengmenbaifang？”linxiaoyabeiwodoudegegezhixiao，
ninglewogeboyixia：“dexing！wobamakehaoxiangchule，nibieshuabaole！
”chuanshaqujianweilaizhangmunianghelaozhangren，chenglewozheijitiandetoudengdashi。niuzikupeirenzituotaisuiyi，
xizhuanggelvyougentouchuandarenyifuside。womazhaoguilanfanxiangdaoju，bachuwobanianqingshichuandezhongshanzhuang。
wowangshenshangyitao，hei！jianbangzhaidegentouledizhujiayifudeduangongside，xiuziduandenengluchubanjieshouwan，
huotuotuogebandarendewantong。woduizhejingziniuyaobaikua，chongwomashuapinzui：“ma，ninchouchou，
zheiyishangchuanwoshenshang，genlaoganbuxiaxiangshichaside！linxiaoyatamayaoshixianwolaoqi，wokebufuzea！
”zhaoguilancuilewoyikou：“hunxiaozi，chuanshabuzhongyao，nineizhangzuiyaoshinengbarenhongkaixinle，