混世锤哥的逆袭罗曼史超级无敌大胡子-著

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精彩章节

diyizhang：aotemanbeiziyuhuafenchibaoji“aiyowei！wangdachui，nizheishengriliwugoupaimiana！

aotemanbeitaopeishenghuazhadan，zheiweiernengxundewaixingrendapenti！

”wogangdunxiaqujianneicongtianerjiangde“liwu”，gebizhangdayejiudiaozheyancouleguolai，yilianxingzailehuo。

三十岁生日这天，

wowangdachuishoudaode“heli”queshigoujingbao——qiannvyousujuancongsanlouchuangkoushuaixialaideaotemanbeitao！

neidijiaaotemanhaibaochizhefagongzishi，xiangbeileipiguodelaxiang，bianjiaonianzhebankuaikenshengdemantou，

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luguodeliulanggoujiazheweibakuangfei：“wang！zheiweierbigebilaowangjiadeluosifenhaidaijing！

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baibaishouxianggancangying：“aiyo，cuilanyi，ninzheisangmennengqucanjia《zhongguohaoshengyin》le！juanjuangenwofenshou？

zheibuzhenghao，shengdewotiantianbeitaguanzhe，gengebeishuanzhudehabagouside！

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shouyihuixiangzhidianjiangshan：“juanjuan，biejizhepansixinga！shangzhoubuhaiwobangnimaqiangtejiajidan，

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baozhunrangnihouhui——daoshihounikuzheqiuwofuhe，wokemeizhunerdayingni！

shuobudingwohaideshouni‘qiuaifei’！”“delebani！”liucuilanchazheyao，juanfashuaidegenchudianside，

“baitan？ninengjianchisantian，wozhibochituoxie！wojiajuanjuanyaojiadeshikaihaochedelaoban，

bushinizheizhonglianfangzudoukaohuabeide‘feichai’！bieyiweinineizhangzuinenghongtianhongdi，hongguidoubuxin！

”shuowan“peng”diguanchuang，zhendeloudaodeshengkongdengdoushanle。wobaozhebeitaoliezuiyixiao，chongloushanghan：“xing！

nindengzhe，dengwofacaile，jininmaiyikachejidan，nintiantianzazhewan！buguozadeshihoujideliwoyuandian，

wozheibeitaokejinguizheni！”huilejia，laomazhaoguilanzaichufangdingdangxiangdizaguo，gendaguside：“fenle？

heng，zaogaifenle！shengdewogennibabanyetanqi，genlianglouqidefengxiang！renjiajuanjuanmakanwodeyanshen，

bikancaishichanglanbaicaihaixianqi！nichouchounineiwonangyang，gengebeicaileweibademaoside！

”laobawangjianguozaishafashangkan《xinwenlianbo》，yaokongqibeitaniedekakaxiang，

turanbengqilaizhizhewodebeitao：“mingtiangenwoqugongdibanzhuan！yitianliangbai，guanfan！zaizaijiadangxianyu，

wojiubazheipobeitaorenghuafenchi，rangnikudoumeidierku！bieyiweinineizhangzuinengdangfanchi，

gongdibanzhuancaizuishizai！”wo“sou”dicuanjinfangjian，wangchuangshangyitan，

baozheaotemanbeitaochangleqilai：“dijiadijia，daiwofaguang！suiranwoqiongdedingdangxiang，

danwoyouzhangnengbasirenshuoxiaodezui！jiushuoshangzhoucaishichang——tanzhulaowangfeiyaomaiwosankuaiwudenianbaxihongshi，

chuidetianhualuanzhui。woniezheneiguozi，manyouyouduita：‘wangge，ninzheiyaoshizhenyouji，

neiwozheijiwotoujiushimiqilinsanxingtangde！ninchouchouzheiyezi，niandenengdangmobu，haimaigaojia？zheiyang，

ninjiwosuansankuai，wohuitoudailouxiazhangdaye、lishendoulaizhaoguninshengyi，ninzheitanweibudejibao？

daoshihouninhaideqingwoheqishuini！’laowangledezhezidoukaihuale，zuihouliangkuaiwuchengjiao，

haibaipiaoleyibaniantoudanaodexiangcai！ninchouchou，wozheiqingshang，bubigongdibanzhuanxiang？

”beitaoshangdedijiaaotemanyijiufaguang，woduizhetajinglegeli：“xiongdi，zansuiranxianzaisong，danzongyouyitian，

rangnizheiguangshanxianeixiegouyankanrendide！dengzheba，geyaonixile，xiannazheiwaziweierxunxingquanshijie！

zhangdaye，jieniyanchouyikou，zanjiezhelaokequ！”dierzhang：gongyuanjiumeiyuda**demingpianmeilesujuan，

wozheiriziguodebikouwanjiaoyazimeixishoudepaomianhaiguadan！yiqianhainenggentaquyingyuankanlanpian，

zaidianyingyuanlixiaodeqianyanghouhe，huozhedunhuoguodianshuanmaodu，ladebitiyanleiyibazhua。rujindaohao，

chengtiangenlouxiazhangdayezaigongyuanshizhuoqianxiaqi，shuletajiupenwo：“chouqilouzi！

naozibimaokenglideshitouhaiying，huogaidanshendaolao！”wozuishangmata“laobuxiu”，

xinliquebiedehuang——zheirizi，lianqijulichigexiangdoudekaoshualai，buranzhenyingbuleneilaohuli！zheiriwuhou，

chanzaishushangchezhesangzihanre，wogenzhangdayeyouzhishangqiju。

zhengpansuanzhezenmeyong“laolvlamo”detaolukengtache，turannaohoutouzhaqiyichuancuishengshengdejiaorang：“rangrang！

kuairangrang！jishenmeji，ganzhetoutaia？”neishengyingensuibolichaziside，hedewoshouyiduosuo，

gangnieqidexiangqizi“pada”shuaidishang，liechengliangban——de，zheijuyouwanduzile！huitouyiqiao，haojiahuo！

yiqunchuanheixizhuangde**genhuzhetangsengqujingside，cuyongzhegetianxiansideguniangwangzheibianchong。

neiguniangchuanzheyuebaichouqun，zouqilulaiqunbaipiaodegenxiannvxiafanside，jiaocaiyishuangxiaoniupixie，

xigenchuozaiqingshibanshang“kadakada”xiang。shoulilinzhegeeyupixiaobao，jinhuanghuangde，

genzanzheimandiguaziqiao、guangchangwudamadegongyuan，jianzhibushiyigeciyuande！zuijuedeshineizhanglian，

pifubaidenengfanguang，jiemaozhangdechuorenyanjing，yanzhuziliangdegenzhuangleliangdengpaoside，bisujuanhaijunshibei！

wochoudeyanzhuzidoukuaidiaodishangle，lianzhangdayehan“luoziabendan”doumeitingjian。haimeidengwoyanwankoushui，

neiguniangturanjiaoxiayihua——qianliangtianxiayu，shibanfenglihaizangzheqingtaini！

yankanjiuyao**zhedishuaigesijiaochaotian，woerhuabushuo，genehupushisidecuanguoqu，shuangshouyilao，

sisiguzhurenjiagebo。gunianghede“aiya”yisheng，baochadianshuaifei，fashaodemolixiangzhiwangwobizilizuan。

woganjinsongkaishou，houtuibanbu，liekaizuiluchubakedahuangya，xiaodegenmiaolidemilefoside：“guniang，

ninzheishijizheganchangzini？zheishibanhuadegenmolezhuyouside，woxiaqidoucaisuiguoqizi，ninzheixipinenroude，

shuaihuailekezazheng？re，wozheixiangqizigangshuailiangban，genninzheijinguishenzibi，tasuangepia！

”bianshuobianzhilezhidishangdesuiqizi，xinlianma：zheinashijiuren，fenmingshilaotianyejilaozisaideyanyuhongbao！

pangbianneiheixizhuang**“sou”dichongguolai，biwogaobantou，gebobiwodatuihaicu，

duizheguniang“kuangdang”jiushiyigejiushidudajugong，shengyinzhendeshuyedoudou：“da**！xiaodegaisi，

zheijiuqupuhongtan！”hongtan？wochadianxiaochusheng，zheigongyuanyaopuhongtan，zhangdayehaibudenasaozhouzhuizhetada？

“da**？”woshetouchadiandajie，shouxinlilenghanzhimao。zheiguniangpabushinajiawangfudegegezhuanshi？

ganjinsuozhebozigongshou：“xiaoshiyizhuang，jiudangjigongyuantiangeyingxiongjiumeidechuanshuo，ninkebiewangxinliqu，

zheshawozheilaobaixingle！”neilinxiaoyadaoyebunao，fanerdingzhewoshangshangxiaxiadaliang，yanshengenxguangside。

turan“puchi”xiaochusheng，yanjiaowanchengxiaoyueya，zuijiaoliangliwotiandenenghousiren：“nizheirenzhenyouyisi，

genshuoxiangshengdeside。wojiaolinxiaoya，gangcaizoudeji，chadiannaoxiaohua，duoxiezheiwei……ng，haohanxiangjiu！

”wonaonaohounaoshao，heiheiyixiao：“haohanbugandang，birenwangdachui，jiuzhuxiangweineipotongzilou。

ninzheimingzihaoting，genbingtangxueliside，tianderenyateng！

”shuozhetoutoumiaoleyantashoulideeyupibao——guaiguai，zheidediwobanniangongziba？

linxiaoyacongbaolichouchuyizhangtangjinmingpiandijiwo，zhijianpengzhewozhangxin，liangsiside：“wangxiansheng，jinrizhien，

gairibibao。”wojieguomingpian，mozheshangmiantuqidetangjinzi，xinlilekailehua：zheinashimingpian，

fenmingshizhang“caipiao”，shuobudingnatianjiunengguachudajiang！zhangdayezaipangbianjimeinongyan，

yonggebozhouduiwoyaoyanzi：“dachuia，nizheihuikelaozhebaole！zheiguniangshenshangyiguziqianweier，

bizanhutongkoudejiangcaiganghaichong！ganjintaojinhu，baozhunnimingnianjiunengkaishangsigelunzide！

”wofanlegebaiyan：“qunide，laozizheishixingxiazhangyi，dongbudong？

”xinliquemeidemaopao——zheinashixingxiazhangyi，fenmingshilaotianyekanwodanshenershibanian，

shangde“fupotiyanka”a！disanzhang：xiuchepianjuyuda**dexinrenzidachuaizhelinxiaoyademingpian，

wojiutiantiangekudouliwuzhe，meishierjiutaochulaichouliangyan，kelengshimeibiechugeheshideyoutou。

yaozhenzhijiedadianhuashuo“meinv，yuegelubiantanbei”，baozhunbeitadangchengjietouxiaohunhun，

meizhunermingpiandangchangjiujinsuizhijile。de，zanzheixingxiang，chuangepotxuzairengaojixiaoqumenkouhuangyou，

daoxiangshizhuanmendundianpianfupode。haorongyiaodaoyizhouhoudebangwan，

wozhengdunzaixiaoqumenkouxiulinjuwangshendediandongche，yitaitou，hei！yiliangbaidehuangyandebaoshijiekayanchuozaineier，

linxiaoyazhengchazheyaozhanzaichebian，meitouningdenengjiasicangying。woganjinbabanshouyireng，

chongguoqushihaiteyibatxuxiabaizhuaichulaidouledou，huoxiangyaoshangwutaiside：“aiyowei，linda**！

zheiyuanfengenzhonglecaipiaoside，ninzheicheshinaopiqile？”tachoujianwo，jiugenshamolijianlelvzhouside，

yanjingshuadiliangle，shengyinlidaizhedianerjiaotangweier：“wangge，kesuanzhuangjiannile！zheichegangcaihaihaohaode，

turanjiugensizhusidepawole。tuochehaidebanxiaoshi，womazaijiadunzhefotiaoqiangdengwoni，

zaiwanjiuchengshengcaitangle！”woyiting，jihuilaile！suishuowoxiucheshouyiyejiuhuanluntaideshuiping，

yinqinggailineixielingjianbiwotoufahailuan，danzheishihousongle，yihouhaizenmehun？wo“pa”diyipaixiongfu，

zhendehuidouwangxiadiao：“xiaoshieryizhuang！wodiekeshixiulichangdelaopaoer，zuchuandebanshoudoumochubaojiangle。

ninzheibaoshijie，wobaozhunsanxiawuchuerrangtazhongxinchangqilai，biguangchangwudamadeyinxianghaixiang！”tawaizhenaodai，

yanjingpianfanguanghuangdewoyanhua，yilian“nixingma”debiaoqing：“nizhenhuixiu？zheichejinguizheni，

yaojiwozhengchuhaodai……”weiyintuozhe，gengouzisidegouderenxinyang。wolimajiehua，

shengpatafanhui：“ninfangxin，wozheishouyikeshigenyanwangyeqiangguomingde！shangciwodieneiliangposangtana，

fadongjidouzhachengyanhualewodoujienhuiqule。ninzheichema……”woguzuogaoshendixiankaiyinqinggai，

litoumimimamadexiangenzhizhuwangside，womiaojiangeliangjingjingdelingjian，shouzhitouyidian，

genzhidianjiangshanside：“qiaojianmei？jiuzheixiaowanyiersongle，biezheqini！wojitasongsonggu，

baoguanninyijiaoyoumenxiaqu，taaoaojiaohuanzhejiupao！”shuowanwochaoqibanshou，guyimanyouyoudining，

zuilihainiannianyouci：“ai，zheiluosiniantoujiule，genwoside，laole，

dehongzhelai……”banshou“kaka”xiang，woshibushihaihengliangjuxiaoquer，

genxiucheshifufuzaigaoyishuchuangzuoside。ningwanyimoshou，qishishouxinhanjinjinde，zuishangquetechangliang：“delei！

ninxianzainingyaochi，tayaoshibuzhehuo，wolimabiaoyanxiongkousuidashi！”linxiaoyabanxinbanyidizuojinqu，

ningyaochineiyixia，wohoubeidouchuhanle——wanyimeidongjing，wozheiliankejiuhuqiangshangle。jieguo“hong”yisheng，

chegendalejixuesidehouleqilai。tatanchutou，yanjingdengdegentonglingside，

xingfendeshengyindoupichale：“wangdachui！nizhenshihuoshenxiana！gangcai4sdianneishifuhaishuoyaochaifadongji，

nizheijiugenbianmoshusidenonghaole！”woheiheiyixiao，xinlizaolekaihuale，zuishanghaipin：“hai，zanzheishouyi，

zuchuande！yihounincheyaoshizainaopiqi，ninjiudangwoshigeyidongxiuchepu，suijiaosuidao，fenwenbushou——dangran，

guandunfanjiugenghaola！”daneiyihou，linxiaoyadedianhuajiugennaolingside，gesanchawujiuxiang。

youhuitachekongdiaobuzhilengle，woguoquyikan，zhijieningkaiqiangai，duizhefengshan“papa”pailiangbazhang，

genxunsunziside：“hei！ganhuoerni，bietoulan！”jieguofengshan“weng”yishengzhuanqilai，linxiaoyamudengkoudai，

wodeyiyangyang：“qiaojianmei？zheijiujiaojianghuguiju，bufuguanjiaode，jiudeshangshoujiaoyu！”zaihoulaishule，

youcitayuewoqumiqilincanting，wochuanzherenzituodayaodabaijinqu，shiyingshengchouwoyanshengenkanqigaiside。

wozhijiewangyizishangyitan，qiaozheerlangtui：“lin**，ninzheixicangenweimaoside，chiderenweilizhangcao。zou，

wodaininquxiangzikouneishaokaotan，laobanshidongbeilaotie，kaochuanzizimaoyou，yichuandingzheiersanpanwoniu，

baoguanninchidemanzuiliuyou，bizheijiayangguiziwanyierxiangshibei！”tajuranzhengenwoqudunmaluyazi。

neitianwanshang，tanhuopilipalaxiang，taluzhechuangenwotucaogongsineibanglaoyoutiao：“tamenbeihoushuo**diechifan，

shuowofanganshiguojiajia。shangcikaihui，wotigeyouhuafangan，tamendangmiandiantouhayao，

zhuanshenjiugenwobadaxiaobaogao，shuowo‘xiaonianqingxiahunao’。”woguanlekoupijiu，paomoshunzhezuijiaotangxialai，

moleyiba：“pasha？tamenjiushijiduninnianqingmaomeiyouyouqian！ninxiacikaihui，zhijienashujuzatamen！

birujiugongyingshangyunfeiguichengtianjia，jiaohuomandenengfuchuxiaoji，huanchengxinqudaoshengduoshaoyinzi，kuaiduoshaoshichen。

ninjiugentamensuan，suandetamennaorenerteng！jizhu，ninshida**，jinyinzaishou，tamenzaibengda，

yejiushichitangliputengdehama，jianbuqishuihua！”ta“pa”yipaizhuozi，pijiupingdouzhendehuanglehuang，

yanjingliangdegenxingxingside：“wangge，ninzheinaodaiguazilizhuangdedoushisha？biwobaqingdembahailingguang！

”wodiaozhekaochuan，manbuzaihudibaishou：“zanzhuangjiaren，shuohuaburaowanzi，yichutouxiaqu，

dilimaideshijinzihaishigoushi，yiyankanchuan！”neiwantahedelianjiatonghong，genwojiangtaxiaoshihoudiemamang，

shengridoushibaomupeizheguo，dangaoshangdelazhuzijichui。wolimahuita：“neisuansha？woxiaoshihougengcan！

youhuibabanzhurendefenbihehuanchengmaomaochong，laotouerhedebengshangjiangtai，genhouerside，quanxiaodoukanhouxi。

houlaiwobalinzhesaozhoumanxuexiaozhuiwo，chadianbawo**dakaihua！”taxiaodeqianyanghouhe，yanleidouchulaile，

zhizhewoshuo：“wangdachui，nizhenshigehuobao！biwoyangdehashiqihainengzheteng！”yefengguozheziranweierchuiguo，

wochouzhetaxiaowandemeiyan，turanjuedezheida**，suiranguozhejinsirong，

guziliquebineisujuantouliangduole——sujuanneiniangmen，chengtianxianwoqiong，gengesuanpanzhuziside，naxiangta，

nenggenwodunmaluyazixiaodegenshaziside。zheiyelideyanhuoqi，kebishagaojicantingdeniupaixiangduole。

disizhang：jianjiazhangyuhunshichuigedejuexingenlinxiaoyachulelianggeduoyue，taturangenwoshuo：“dachui，

zhoumoquwojiachifanba，wobamaxiangjianjianni。”woyiting，yanzhuzichadianmeidengchulai，

hedeyibengsanchigao：“sha？jianjiazhang？wozheifuzunrong，budebaninjiaerlaohechuxinzangbinglai？

yaobuzanxianhuanhuan，dengwozhengchengwuyanzuzaidengmenbaifang？”linxiaoyabeiwodoudegegezhixiao，

ninglewogeboyixia：“dexing！wobamakehaoxiangchule，nibieshuabaole！

”chuanshaqujianweilaizhangmunianghelaozhangren，chenglewozheijitiandetoudengdashi。niuzikupeirenzituotaisuiyi，

xizhuanggelvyougentouchuandarenyifuside。womazhaoguilanfanxiangdaoju，bachuwobanianqingshichuandezhongshanzhuang。

wowangshenshangyitao，hei！jianbangzhaidegentouledizhujiayifudeduangongside，xiuziduandenengluchubanjieshouwan，

huotuotuogebandarendewantong。woduizhejingziniuyaobaikua，chongwomashuapinzui：“ma，ninchouchou，

zheiyishangchuanwoshenshang，genlaoganbuxiaxiangshichaside！linxiaoyatamayaoshixianwolaoqi，wokebufuzea！

”zhaoguilancuilewoyikou：“hunxiaozi，chuanshabuzhongyao，nineizhangzuiyaoshinengbarenhongkaixinle，