外敌入侵，一个精神病有什么用？
《外敌入侵，一个精神病有什么用？》 小说介绍
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butongxunchangdeshi……ansuanzijidezheibanggouzei，meiyoulikelikai。jiazhuangshiquleyiqiexingdongnengli，
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”“zhenzhengdeconglinfaze……womenchuyuruoxiaodeyifang，zhinengchengshou。”“gaisidechusheng！
”baidaguadeshangji，baihuzilaotoukanxiangwo，“yizhizheimexiaqu，renmenxintoudeyalihuituokuayiqie。
xiangchenerniuzheiyileidekelianren，huiyuelaiyueduo……”“renyuanjinque，jingjikanbudaoshangfudequshi，
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ruguozaizuobuchuyixieyouxiaodecuoshi，woraobuguozijideneixin——zuoweiyuzhouzhiqiangzhe，