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第2章
kandaolaotoudeyishunjian,wotengdeyixiacongchuangshangzuoleqilai。
wohenqingchu,zijixianzaibushizaizuomeng。
yejiushishuo,zheilaotouchuxianzailexianshidangzhongle!
tongyangzangxixidezhanggua、juzipiyiyangdelaolian、biaozhixingdelaoshubian,yongnonghoudeshandongkouyindao:“xiaozi,zenmeyang?xianzaixiangxinandehualiba?anjiushuoniyaodaodameiliba!”
woyouxiejinghunweiding,“nisheia?!”
“anxingpu,mingsongling,ziliuxian,yizijianchen,biehaoliuquanjushi!”laotouhuidao。
pu......songling?!
wochedishayanle,zheilaotoujuranshipusongling,jiushixie《liaozhaizhiyi》dejiahuo?
tabushisilesanbaiduonianlema?!
“anshisile,danmeiyoutoutaia,zaiyinsimouleyifencha,tirensuanyangshou、panshengsi、duanlunhui。”pusonglingyouxiedeyideshuodao。
我顿时撇了撇嘴!
谁特么信啊!
pusonglingganpanshengsi、duanlunhuile,neipanguancuimingnandaoqumaitanga?!
buguozheilaotouxianshichuxianzaimengli,xianzaiyouchuxianzaizheili,erqiekaikoujiushuozijiyaodaomei,zijijiudaomeileyigeyue,kendingyouguguai!
“nishilaidaiwozoudema?wodeyangshoushibushidaole?”
wobingmeiyouhaipa,fandaoyouxieqidaileqilai。
buguanshizhenshijia,wodoubuzaihu!
rensheidaomeileneimezhangshijian,jingshendouhuiyouxieyichang,haiburusilesuanle。
keshipusonglingquehuanglehuangnaodai,“nisibule,andoujinisuanle,niqimanenghuodao87sui!haidedaomei63nian!”
wozhijiecongchuangshangbengleqilai,“wodouzheimedaomeile,juran73he84deliangdaokanmeibawosongzou?”
yixiangdaohoubanbeiziliushilainiandoudezheimedaomeixiaqu,dunshimeilehuoxiaqudeyongqi。
“kebuma,anzaiyinsilimiandanglesanbainiandecha,doumeijianguonizheimezhangshoude,xianghengsidouburongyia!”
pusonglingyaotouhuangnaodeshuodao:“andoushuole,xiangyaogaimingjiulaizhaoan,nipianbulai,feidenganlaizhaoni!”
wokuzheyizhanglian,“nidaoshigaosuwoqunaerzhaonia!”
pulaotouyimonaoguazi,“duiha,neicituomengmeishuowannijiupaole,nixiaozihualiudehenma!”
“jiranlaoshenxianteyilaizhaowo,kendingshiyoupojiezhifale?”woqidaidekanzheta。
pusonglingtingwojiaotalaoshenxian,zuidouxiaodehebulongle,yongyanshenbuduanshiyiwoduojiaojici。
gemenerjueduishishangdaoerderen,buhuaqiandemapiyouduoshaosongduoshao。
laoshenxian、laoshenxianjiaodetadoukuaizhaobudaobeile,lianjiayadoudiaochulailehaojici!
“haiqinglaoshenxianjiaowopojiezhifa!”
pusonglingbajiayasaihuiqu,yaotoudao:“yigeyueqianhaiyoupojiezhifa,xianzaimeyoulie!”
“nigelaowangbaduzi,meiyoubanfanilaizhaowodoumenzia!”
wodunshiyizhenhuoda,yegubushangzunlaoaiyou,yituoxieshuaileguoqu。
keshituoxiezhijiejiucongpusonglingdeshenshangchuanleguoqu。
没有实体!
zheiyixia,wolenghanjiuxialaile,yanqianzheilaotouhaizhenbushirena!
erqiehaishisilesanbainiandelaojiahuo,gengshiyinsidemingcha!
wojiusuanzaihun,zheishihouyeyouxiehoubeifaliang。
“nigexiaozi,piqizaneimebaozaoni。”
pusonglingyebushengqi,manyouyoudedao:“yuanbenniyigeyueqianlaizhaoan,anjinigaigemingerjiunengpole!
dannimeilai,yigeyuedeshijianzugoudizangniangniangdingshangnile,xianzaigaileyemeiyongle!”
改名?
地藏娘娘?!
wotingdeyitouwushui,jiuwentadaomeihemingziyoushaguanxi?neidizangniangniangyoushishenmerenwu,shidizangwangpusadedayima?
tingwobianpaidizangniangniang,hailiandaizhedizangwangpusayiqisun,pusonglingdeliandoulvle。
“kebunengzheimeshuoniangnianga!”
pusonglingxiaoxinyiyideshuodao:“neidizangniangniangkeshiheshidianyanwangtongyigeshenfendecunzai,tongyangyongyoujuhun、songpo、shenpandezige,shidianyanwangyemeizigeguanta!
niangnianggendizangwangpusawanquanbushiyigexitongde,yetongyangguanbuleta!”
dizangniangniangzheimeniudema?
neiwoweishenmemeitingshuoguoni?
buguoqueshiyouxieershu,renbuzhutaochushoujisousuoleyixia。
baidudashenlimianduidizangniangniangdejieshaoshaozhiyoushao,weiyidebaikezhishihaiguaidao“jinse”demingzishang。
dianjinquyikan,heranshi《liaozhaizhiyi》limiandeqizhongyipian!
jiudagaisaoleliangyan,wodeliansejiuyuelaiyueheile。
woshuoweishenmemingzijiaowangsheng,jiudezheimedaomei,haibeidizangniangniangdingshangle!
ganqingdoushiyanqianzheijiangliaozhaigushidepusonglingdecuo!
zheipianliaozhaizhong,shuoyigexingwangdeshusheng,yinweilaopotailihaijiuxunsi,daoleyinsitidizangniangniangzuoshi,haijiuledizangniangniang,liangrenjiuhaoshangle,guozhemeixiumeisaodeshenghuo。
neidizangniangniangnengraoletama?!
pusonglingyisi,dizangniangniangzhijiebatadehunerjigouqule,neiyidunshoushi,mankoudeyajiushibeidizangniangniangjibaiduande。
chengfapusongling,dizangniangniangxianranmeiyouxiaoqia!
liandaizhejiaowangshengzheigedaomeicuimingzideren,yeshoudaoleqianlian。
zheisanbailainianli,jiaowangshengdebuxiaqianren,meiyigeguole24suibenmingnianzhihoujiukaishidaomei,daomeidaosiweizhia!
woyeshibeiqianliandeyige!
xiangmingbailezheiyidian,wodunshitiaozhejiaojiuma:“nigelaoguancaipiaozi,bianpaisheibuhao,huxian、shuyaodedoubugounizaodea?meishiergannizaoneilaoniangmenerdeyaochishia?
xiegeshu,lianmingzidoulandeqi,nihaixiegepishua!
xingwangdeshusheng,jiudejiaowangshengma?!!”
woyukuwulei,zhuannianyixiang:
“不对啊!
dizangniangniangbushinizijixiabiandema?
ruguozhenyouzheimeyihaorenwu,renjianbukenengmeitingshuoguoa!”
pusonglingbeiwomadeyouxiebuhaoyisi,“queshishiyoudizangniangniangzheimeyihaorenwu,danyinweitalaorenjiadepiqida,sheiyiluntajiuhuidaomei,jiuerjiuzhijiumeiyourenganshuosandaosile!”
“doutemeneimeyinmile,nishizenmezhidaode?hailiuxiashujizuizhuang,kengwo?”
“yiqiandeshihoumeirenganxie,danhaishiyoutalaorenjiadechuanshuode,anneishihouxieshu,shenmehuxian、huayao、jingguaide,andouxiele,yebuchatayige,jiubianlezheimegegushi!”
laonianjianmeiyoushajilu,dandizangniangniangdechuanshuohaishiyoude。
dajiaxianzhewuliao,zuiduizuidexianghuchuansong!
naihedizangniangniangxiaoxinyan,bieshuoshujibunengliutaminghao,guangshitidaotademinghuijiuhuiretabugaoxing。
suoyijiuerjiuzhichuanshuoyejiushaole,zhishengxialiaozhailimianzheimeyipian!
woshizhenbeipusonglingjikengcanle!
pusonglingyehenyuanwanga,chouchangdedao:“anxunsidizangniangniangpiqizheimeda,anxieshudeshihoujiupaipaimapibei,meichengxiangpaimatuishangle!”
zaoyaodizangniangniang,haishuoshipaimapi?
我谢谢你姥姥!!
shiyizhici,beidizangniangniangdingshangle,womeiyouyidianbanfa......
“jirandouzheiyangle,neinihailaizhaowoganmaoa?”woyuqibushan。
“meiyunshibunengxiaochu,dankeyiyazhia!”
pusonglingzhenglezhengshense,“anjiushiweizheishierlaide,yaonichengweidizangniangniangdexunyangshizhe!
wangyoububizaihutaiduodianping:benrendiyiciduzheizhongleixingdexiaoshuo,ganjuebiyiqiankandewenzhanggengjiaxinqi,zuozhexiedebucuo。
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诡话人生:我为地藏娘娘代言