诡话人生：我为地藏娘娘代言
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第3章
dizangniangniangdaodiyouduoniubi？
congpusonglingdehuazhongkeyilejiedao，zheiweidalaoshiheshidianyanluoyigedengjidecunzai，erqiexinggepola，zhenggeyinsimeiyourenganzhaoreta！
shenfenneimexianhe，yezhangguanyinsidejuhun、lunhuidequanli，nengligengshibuzaiyanwangzhixia。
danzheimezhangshijianyilai，renjianmanshiyanwang、cuipanguan、heibaiwuchang、niutoumamian、mengpo......dengdengtamendechuanshuo。
jibianxiadaojiuquanyinsi，yequeshiyoutamenzhangguan、shenpan。
quehenshaobeidaidaodizangniangniangneili！
bushidizangniangniangbuguan，ershitashoudixiameirena！
这就好比两家公司。
yanwangneibianjihubayinsilongduanle，bayiqiedouzuochenglechanye，yidaodaochengxujiweiyange，ziranyeshoudao“yonghu”dehaoping！
erdizangniangniangneibian，zhenggeeryigexiaozuofang，fuwubudaojia，ziranshibeiyanwangneibiandayadegouqiang。
kejiusuanyanwangzaizenmedaya，dizangniangniangzheibianhaishinengnadaohegezhengshude。
yejiushishuo，congdizangniangniangneibianqutoutai，zhaoyangyouxiao！
zhibuguoshengyibuhao，mianqiangdurieryi！
dizangniangniangshenfenxianhe，yuanbenyebuzhiwangzheigouhun、lunhui、toutaidemaimai。
renjiajiadihou，laodieshidonghaixuehou，dajiegengshiyaotaishengmu，zaiyinsilimianhengzhezou。
jiusuanbugaoshiye，xianghuoyeshaobule！
huaijiuhuaizaipusonglingshouqian，xiebenshudezuita，lianleilesuoyoujiaowangshengdedaomeidan。
yigegejiaowangshengdedoubeidizangniangnianggoulehun！
qixingdadedizangniangniangnaerneimerongyirangzheibangdaomeidanqutoutaia，fanzhengshizhualaidezhuangding，jiubarengyibiandechanyeshiqilaiba。
jiuzheimede，yiqianlaihaowangshengkaishizaidizangniangniangneibianganhuole！
chanyesuixiao，wuzangjuquan。
conggouhundaosongqutoutaiderendouyoule，erqiedoujiaowangsheng，suiranjibuledizangniangniangduoshaogongde，danzijizizuhaishigoule！
keshisuizheshidaidefazhan，jiajiahuhushenghaizideshuliangyeruijian，sheiyuanyibazijihaizidemingzijiao“wangsheng”neimesuiyi？
zuijinzheisanshinianli，meiyigerenjiaozheimingde！
jiaowangshengderenshaole，ganhuoderenziranyemeile！
bijingdizangniangniangyebukenengyizhikouzhesuoyoudewangshengburangtoutai，yincishoudixiademingchashiyuelaiyueshao！
niandijiesuan，dizangniangniangdechanyebujinmeizhengdaoduoshaogongdezhi，haidewanglimiandajinqubushao。
那怎么行？！
ranhouwojiuchenglezheijishinianlaizuidaomeideyige。
erqiewodeyangshouhaigewaidezhang，meiyouhengsideming！
所以，
dizangniangnianghetadeyahuan，yijizuikuihuoshoupusonglingzheimeyiheji，xiangchuleyigebanfa：
shuliangbugou，zhilianglaicou！
rangwochengweidizangniangniangzairenjiandedaiyanren，zhuanmenquqiaoyanwangneibiangongdezhibijiaoda、nandubijiaojianjuderenwu。
yicilaiyanghuodizangniangniangneinianniankuisundezuofang！！
zuoweitiaojian，tamenbawoshenshangdemeiyunjiyazhizhu，bingqietongguogongdezhilaibameiyunjimanmanxidiao！
wozheiyitingjiuchedibengkuile。
“dizangniangniangneibianshaoshuoyedeyousanwubaigewangshengba？jiukaowoyigeren，woyanghuodeguolaima？”
“ai！bunengzheimeshuo，rujinjiaowangshengdemingchayejiuerbailingbageeryi，pingshitamenyehuizijigouhun，suiranzhengdebuduo，danmianqianghainenghukou！”pusonglingbianjiedao。
二百零八个？
tamenzabuzhanshanweiwangni！
“shangliangshandeshiyibailingbajiang，bushierbai......”pusonglingjiuzhengdao。
“wozhidao，jiezheshuonide！”
pusonglingjixudao：“qishikuisundebuduo，suanqilaimeinianyejiuchale10wanzuoyoudegongdezhi！”
woshibumingbai10wangongdezhishishenmegainian，ruguobagongdezhihuanchengrenminbidehua......
卧槽！
neiyebushao，laozixianzailiangongzuodoudiule，xiageyuedefangzuhaimeidifangzhaoquni！
erqiejidizangniangniangganhuo，renwudoushineixiedagongdezhide，kendinghenweixian。
不能答应！
绝对不能答应！
“dizangniangniangshuole，zhiyaonitongyi，bingqiemeiniandounengwanchengmubiaodehua，dengnisilezhihou，jiujujiannidangshenxian。”pusonglingbuduanyouhuozhewo。
“bugan，zuoshenxianyoushenmehao，xianzaiderendouxinkexue，lianxianghuodoubugongfeng，gujideesi。”woyaozhetou。
“niruoshibuyuanyizuoshenxian，neijiujinianpaitoutaidejiyu，fuerdaisuinitiaoxuan。”
pusonglingyouxiebusixin，“kuangqienibutongyi，zaizheimedaomeixiaqu，lianxifudouzhaobudao！”
我沉默了。
谁说不是呢！
jiuwozheizhongdaomeifa，bieshuoshizhaoxifule，zaiguolianggeyuewojiudequjingshenbingyiyuanbaodaole。
hekuangxiabeizihainengtougehaotai......
pusonglingjianwoyouxiexindong，chenredatie，“zhiyaonitongyi，anjiuquqiuyuelao，zaijininongyigexifu，baozhengqiantuhouqiaotuizizhang！”
“行，那我干了。”
renshoubuleyouhuodewo，dunshidayinglexialai，“danwohaiyoutiaojian，quzuonimenderenwu，wohaodaideyoufali、faqishenmede，zongbunengkaozuidunba？”
“fangxin，zheixieanzaojiuweinizhunbeihaole！”
shuozhe，pusonglingjiucongxiukoulitaochuyigezhuozidijilewo。
“nixuyaodeyiqiedouzaizheizhuozilimian，nimanmanyanjiu，anzouleha！”
huayingangluo，pusonglingdeshenyingjiuxiaoshibujianle。
“唉......”
wohaiyouhuameiwenni，yitaishou，zhenggerenzaicizuoleqilai。
是的，
yuanbenwoyijingzuozaibingchuangshangle，danxianzaiwojuranyouzuoleqilai！
qingchendeyangguangtouguochuanghusajinbingfangnei，jichenmendeyiyuanzengtianleyisishengqi。
zhouweidebingyoudouguguaidekanzhewo，jiuliangebichuangdejinghuayedaizheyiliandexianqi！
我去！
原来是个梦啊！！
woyijinghaojiumeiyouzuozheimezhenshidemengle。
yiqianmeicizuomeng，wodounengfendetebieqingchu，zheiyicijuranyidianmeifaxian！
不过想来也是。
shenmepusonglinga、dizangniangniangde，zenmekenengyouzheizhongshiqing？
不是做梦才怪呢！
可是，
dangwotaiqizuoshoudeshihou，yigezaoxinggupodeshouzhuodaizailewodeshouwanshang。
“我去！！”
......
shouzhuoshizhende，jiejieshishidedaizaiwodeshoushang，hainabuxialai。
bujinruci，chulewozhiwai，bierenjurankanbudaotadecunzai！
haobiwoyongshouwanzainvjinghuamianqianhuangyoulebantian，jinghuajiuzhijieshuowodiaoxita，feiyaobawofabanle！
我赶紧离她远点。
xiaoguniangzhangdeshitingpiaoliang，jiushinaoziyoukeng，haoxiangquanshijiedoushihuairen！
youlejinghuadecemianyinzheng，wogengjiaquedingshouzhuoshipusonglingjide。
yongshouzaishouzhuoshangcaleca。
huran，yanjingyihua，wodeyanqianchuxianleyikuaileisiyuyouxijiemianyiyangdedongxi......
“shu…shuxingmianban？！”
wangyouhuaipengyouliubuzhudianping：congwenbi、sheding、qingjie、renwu、liyigegejiaodulaikan，《guihuarensheng：woweidizangniangniangdaiyan》doushiyipianbukeduodedehaowen。youqishizuozhexiyudouhudewenzitebiemei，hendongren，meiyigezidouhaoxiangshiyouganqingde。
wangyoufuzhewangshizoudianping：《guihuarensheng：woweidizangniangniangdaiyan》zhendeshiyibutebiehaodexiaoshuo，guochengbujiaobuzao，xunxujianjin，youcengcigan，henbang，weinidianzan！！