《荒野求生综艺上,我爆红了》 小说介绍
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《荒野求生综艺上,我爆红了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
woshiquanneizuichoudenvmingxing。
gongsiweiboliuliang,qiangpowogenweixiewoweisuidedingliunanaidou、zuojingxiaohua,yiqicanjiazongyi。
shiyaotongchitongshuishitianshiyedehuangyeqiusheng。
jieguogangyikaishi,womenjiuhejiemuzushilian。
综艺成了真求生。
wobuyu、pashuxiaoyaozizai。
dingliuaidouhezuojingxiaohua,maren、chouyanhaizhengqiangziyuan。
daozuihoucaizhidaozheiyiqiedoushijiemuzudetaolu,yinzangjingtoujiangyiqiedoubolechuqu。
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“二八开。”
“谁二谁八?”
“jie,kendingshinierya。”
jingjirenchanzhewoqianjiqibuhelitiaoyue,hezhewoquzongyichikushouleiyoupeixiao,qianquanranggongsijinale。
“jie,xiangnizheiyangdehukanengyouzongyishangdouyaoshaogaoxiangle,biebuzhizule。”jingjirenfanzhebaiyanbahetongshuaizaizhuoshang。
我能成糊咖怪谁?
yinweijujueledaoyanyelirangwoqujiudianduijuben,gongsijiuyingxiaowoshuadapai。
paixibeidingliuouxiangxixiongweisui,jieguohaibeiduifangfensiduzaigongsimenkourengchoujidan。
tebieshitonggongsixinwaguolaideyinghouhuachengcheng。
shangtongyigezongyihaiyaowoquzhuangchouzuoguaichentuotashigexiaobaihua。
qiwoshoule,kuwoyechile。
yaobushikanzaizheicihuangyeqiushengzongyizhengzhongwodexiahuai,jiduoshaoqianjiedoubusihou。
chudaoqianwojiushigexiaoyoumingqidetanxianbozhu,zheicizongyibujiugenhuijiayiyangjiandanma?
就当是公费旅游了。
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buguorenjiazhouyikeshikaoshiliheyanzhidedaodehuozhenjiashidediwei,xianglaizoudanshenrenshe。
gongsizheiyangbuyaoliandeyingxiaopashiyaoredezhouyituanduidelvshihanle。
guoranpinglunquzhakaileguo。
“buhuiba!fengxinggongsicengreducengdeyoudiantaikuaileba。woyigejingjirenshangzhouhaifatiezishuojinqibujiezongyide。”
“loushangshicunlimeitongwangma?nijiagegezuotianzijigangfadeshengmingshuopaixijieshuxiangyaoqunanhushidisansanxin。”
“woyigesuoshuodesanxinkebushipeifengxingjiadenvyirenchangxi。”
“jiushijiushi,fengxingjiaqiandenvxingfengpingzhenshichoudaojiale,tebieshineigesumoru,zijitonggongsidehuachengchengziyuandouyaoqiang。”
“turanyoudianxintengwohuabaobaole,mingshengdoubeisumorudaihuaile。zhenshiyikelaoshushi,huaileyiguotang......”
wofanlegebaiyanguandiaoleshouji。
henkuaidaolejiemuluzhineitian,yidazaowojiushoushihaolezhuanyezhuangbeitashanglezulizhunbeidezhishengfeiji。
“hai,xiaomo,haojiubujian。”
jiemuzuweileliuliangyeshigousunde,guyijiangzhiqianhewonaodehenjiangdelusiqi,fangzailetongyijiazhishengfeijishang。
wojiazhuangfeijidehongmingshengguodameiyoutingjian,kanletayiyanjiuzuodaolezuoweishang。
lusiqideweifenlimazaizhibodanmuzhongzhakaileguo。
“wocaobushiba,sumoruzhiqiancengrenjiareduwumielusiqiweixietayejiusuanle,xianzaihaibaichoulianjisheikanya!”
“zhengaobudongjiemuzuweishenmefeiyaozhaozheizhongrenlailadijiemudangci。”
“duiya,qudiaosumorudehuazheigejiemujiuzhendeshidakayunjile。”
jingtoulingyibian,huachengchengbeianpaizailegenheyunguitongyijiazhishengfeijishang。
huachengchengbenlaishidasuanchenjiemugenzhouyizheigeyingdichaocpde,jieguobeizhouyijujue。
kandaofeijishangchuxiandeshiheyunguishi,huachengchengdezuijiaoluchuleyisibuyue,danyijikuaidesuduhuanshanglejingxitianmeidebiaoqing。
“ya~qianbeihao!”huachengchengshuozheduizhejingtouwinkleyixia,texiaoshiyehenshiqudilimajitajiashangleaixintexiao。
heyunguihenchizheiyitao,limashenshoumomohuachengchengdenaodai。
“haha,xiaohuahuazhenguai。”
dangranpinglunquyehenchihuachengchengzheitao。
“wuwuwu,nvehaokeaiya!baozoubujinimenkan!”
“huabaobaozheixiaoshenzigucanjiazheimekudezongyinengxingma?xintengxinteng。”
“duile,zenmebushizhouyingdihewojiahuabaotongkuanga?”
“duia。yichengcpcaishizhenaihaoba!”
he!wojiangtouniuxiangyibian,buzaiguanzhupingmushangdezhibohuamian。
xinlitucaozheijiewangyoubuxinga!nandaobuzhidaonijiayingdiconglaibuchaocpdema?zheihuiergujiyijingzijibaojiqujiemuzule。
banxiaoshihou,zhishengjidaodamudedi。
jiemuzuguizejiangqingchuhou,womenmeirenzhinengliuxialiangzhongsuishenwupin。
woliuxialeyikunshengziheyibaxiaodao,zhouyiheheyunguijiemuzuxuanzelebaomi。
erhuachengchengchenjixiangjingtousajiao。
“meiyouxiaomiwowanshangdoushuibuzhede......”
yushizaiziyuankuifadejiemuzhong,tazhiliuxialeyizhiyimizhangdedaxiongheyidingyashemao。
“lusiqi,nizenmebuxuan?”
jiemuzucuilusiqi,quebeitayikouhuijue。“pingwogenmorujiedeguanxi,takendinghuizhaowodela!duiba,morujie。”
zheizhongshihouhaibuwangleyinyangwo,guoranzhibodanmuyouzhakaileguo。
“wozhenshikusi,siqididibuyaoweilejiemuxishengzijideshentia!!!”
“sumorunengbunengsikai,kanjiantawojiuexin。”
“weishenmezheizhongweisuonvxinghainengzaiyulequana!!xianzaimenjianneimedima?”
zaimashengzhongwomenlikailejingtoukaishilediyigerenwu——chuanguoyangchangguanmulin。
gangzoumeiyihuierwomenjiufajuelebuduijing。
“bushishuogeyigonglijiuhuiyouwuzidianma?renni?”
wohennamen,zhouyiyeganjuedaoleqiguai。
“yiludoumeiyoushexiangtou,shuomingzheilishimeirenlaiguode。”
“wocaoe!zaozhidaojiubuxuanzheigexiaomile。moru,niliqineimedanibangwokanghaole。”
huachengchengzaijingtouwaisihaobuyanshizijibalingzhedexingxiang,wobailetayiyanjixuwangqianzou。
“morujiebucuoma!kanlaiyoujingchangzaijianshen。”lusiqizheigeweisuonanbuzhishenmeshihouturancoudaolewomianqian,shenshoujiuyaowangwoyaoshanglou。
“滚!”
womeijitayidianhaolianse。
lusiqibeiwodangzhongjujuelimafanlelian,xiangzhemeiyoujingtouyebuzaiyanshi:“he,zhuangshenmeqingchun!duoshaonvrenpaiduisongshangmenlaiwodouyaotiaoyitiao,nibiejilianbuyaolian!”
shubuzhijiuzaiwomenzhengchaodeshihou,qianzaishuganlideyinzangjingtoujiangyiqiedouzhibolechuqu。
                
                                荒野求生综艺上,我爆红了