《喝醉后,告白拉错了校霸!》 小说介绍
《hezuihou,gaobailacuolexiaoba!》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeyanqingxiaoshuo,youzuojiaqingxiaojiejingxinchuangzuo。gushizhujiaomengyuxizhouliyedemingyunyuaiqing、quanlihebeipanjiaozhizaiyiqi,jieshilerenxingdefuzaheshehuideheianmian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenkededongchalihejinzhangdejuqingerbeishouzanyu。“douzheigeshihoule,nijingranzhiguanxinyibawunanshengtuan?nijiemeiwoshesilehaome?”wojitayigedabaiyan。“zheiyebushi……。
《喝醉后,告白拉错了校霸!》 第2章 免费试读
luntantaolunderehuochaotian,bizuotiandexiaoqinghuodonghaihuobaoni!
“zhuzhu,nishuo,woyaoshigenzhouliyeshuo,wozuowanlacuorenle,tahuibuhuidasiwo?”
“啥?”
zhuzhubeiwojingdemudengkoudai。
shiwufenzhonghou,woliangganwanlezhuoshangsuoyoudezaocan。
zhuzhudazhebaogedengwo,“wojianyiniqianwanbieshuo,cuoyoucuozhao,nijiuxiangenzhouxiaobajiaowangshitianbangeyueshishi,dengzheishidereduguoqule,nizaizhaogejiekoufenshou,daoshihoujiushuoxinggebuhe,xiangchubulai,yinggaimeiwenti。”
“keshi,zheitaibudaodele!”
“mingzhongyaohaishidaodezhongyao?”
woshoudaoyitiaohaoyoushenqing,beizhushizhouliye。
meicuo,woliantahaoyoudoumeiyou,womenzhiqianzhendebushu。
gangtongguohaoyou,zhouliyedexinxijiufaleguolai。
“sidianwogenxiongdiqudalanqiu,niyaobuyaolaikan?”
tashizhenbawodangchengnvpengyou,yaoqingwoqukantadalanqiu。
wokuijiudipazaizhuoshang,xiangleyouxiang,juedingwanshangjianmianjiutongtajieshiqingchu。
“bule,woxiawuyouke,wudiancainengxiake。”
“neinishangwankelaiba,wodengni,liudianwomenyiqiquchifan。”
tashizhende,haojijia!
jijidewojuedezijishanghaileyigewugushaonandechunaizhixin!
wudianxiake,jigenvtongxuejujidaolewoshenbian。
“兮兮,快走吧!”
guanxihaodenvtongxueshanglaijiulazhewowangwaizou。
“nimenlawoqunaa?”
“jintianlanqiuduiyoubisai,haoduoyimibayishangdeshuaige!kuaidianba,womenqukanshuaige,nijiazhouliyeyezai!”
我家周厉野!
果然全校都当真了!
tiyuchangnei,yiqunyimibayishangdedashuaigejuzaiyiqi,zhouweihaiyouwushudeweiguantongxue。
renqunzhong,zhouliyedeshengaobushitebietuchu,tayuemoyibawu,zailanqiuduilisuanshizhongyou,haiyoujigebitagetougaode。
raner,budebuchengren,zhouliyedelianshifenyouyue,mianbuguangyingzhediefeichanghao,zhengzhangliankanqilaixiangshimanhualizouchulaide,yanshenlinglibaqi,xiaoqilaixieqizhongdailejifenzhongerdeshaoniangan。
youpiyoushuaidezhongershaonian,jianzhishiwushunvshengyanzhongdejipin!
buyuanchu,xiaocaoxiaoyangyezai。
xiaoyangshiyangguangwenroudewangzi,zhouliyejiushilinglibadaodejunzhu。
dequeshizhouliyegengjiabaqireyan。
难怪拉错了人!
我真是一条颜狗!
zhouliyezailanqiuchangshanglaihuichicheng,shibushilaiyigeshuaiqiwubideguanlan,kandezhouweinvshengzhenzhenjinghu。
tadaleyizhen,chongwohuilehuishou,shenhoulikechuanlaizhenzhenluoyibujuedehuanxiao。
woxianzaidingzhexiaobanvpengyoudeshenfen,chenglesuoyourenweiguandejixiangwu!
zhengxiangzheyaobuyaotaozou,zhouliyejiufeibenxiachang,shunxijianlaidaolewodemianqian。
“tamenqihongrangwoqingke,qingzhutuodan,nixiangchishenme?”
“a?womeishenmexiangchide……nikanzhebanba。”
woqihunanxia,xinlitantebuan。
huodongjieshu,zhouliyedaizheyiqunyibawuyishangdenanshengzoudaowomianqian。
renqunzhong,tamingmingbushizuigaode,queshizuireyande,baqilingli,qichangchaoqiang。
校霸就是霸气。
tayitaishou,shenhoudeyibawunanshengtuanlikegaoshengchongwohanhua。
“嫂子好!”
yizhencanchabuqidesaozibawosaodewudizirong,qizhongjiushuxiaoyangdeshengyinzuida!
“e……nimenhao……”
wogangadichongjirenhuihuishou,youzhongdangleheishehuidasaodecuojue。
好丢脸!
zhouliyedanduzhizhexiaoyangweiwojieshao,“wobiaodixiaoyang,shibushigenwoyiyangshuai?”
什么鬼?
taliangzenmehuishibiaoxiongdi?
wohaizenmetongtashuoqingchu?
jintianshuo,mingtianwojiubianchengquanxiaozhimingzhanvleba?
liangmiaoguohou,woxialejueduan。
将错就错!
jirandoushidashuaibi,xiaobajiuxiaobaba,zhiyaobudawo,xiandangnanpengyouchuzhe。
wojueduibushichantazhangdeshuai!
zhiyuxiaoyang,qishiwoyezhishichantazhangdeshuai,tongtagenbendoumeishuoguojijuhua。
sanchanghou,zhongrenzaixuexiaofujindetucaiguanjucan。
zhouliyeqingkeqingzhutuodan,wozuoweinvpengyoupeitong。
“saozi,nishicongshenmeshihoukaishixihuanwomenyegede?”
ganggangzuoding,jiuyourenkaishixunwenbagua。
womanliangaxiao,kendingbunengshuoshilacuolerena!
“tashixuexiaodemingrenma,xihuantadenvshenghenduo,wobenlaiyezhishishizhebiaogebaieryi,meixiangdaotanengdayingwo!”
我随口胡编乱造。
“nimenzenmezheimebagua?zheishiwomenlianggerendeshi,guannimenshenmeshi?”
zhouliyeshishiweiwojiewei,yanshenshiyizheixiejiahuobuxuzaibagua。
“womenhaoqima,zhiqianneimeduonvshengxihuanni,nidoudangmeikanjian,zheihuiturantuodanle,xiqima!”
jigenanshengxixihahaqihong。
woyehaoqidikanzheshenpangdezhouliye,jiushishuo,zhangdezheimeshuai,zenmehuimeiyounvpengyouni?
zhouliyejianwozaikanta,jucujieshi,“e……woxihuanxuexihaode。”
zheihuayichu,suoyourendouxiaochengleyituan。
“yege,shigerendoumeinizheimebuyaolian!”xiongdituandoukanbuxiaqule。
woweiweicumei,tayigetiyutezhangsheng,jingranshuoxihuanxuexihaode?
“youshenmewenti?wodouzhangzheimeshuaile,kendingdezhaogezhishanggaodezhongheyixiaa!buranyihouhaizidougenwoyiyangtounaojiandansizhifada,neizenmexing?”
zhouliyelizhiqizhuangjieshi。
huixiaolushang,tadeduiyoumenfenfenpaolu,liuxiawoliangerrenshijie。
qifenchuqideanjing,wozhudongmeihuazhaohuashuo。
“xiexienizuotiansongwohuisushe。”
“songnvpengyouhuisushebushiyinggaideme?”zhouliyebuyiweiran。
wogangaxiaozhe,“wozuotiantudaonishenshangleshiba,nibayifujiwo,wojinixile!”
“buyong,wodouxiwanle。”
yuanlaixiaobayeshizijixiyifu。
“neimingtian,woqingnichifanba。”
baichiletaliangdunfan,butaihaoyisizongzhanbianyi。
“haoa,neiwomenmingtianyiqiquchishitangba!”
zhouliyehengaoxingdidingxialemingtianchifandedidian,wojuedetashizaiweiwoshengqian。
wohuidaosushe,faxianshiyouzhuzhuzhengzaimailishuazhexuexiaoluntan。
“xixi,kuaikanluntan,haoduorenkenihezhouxiaobadecp!”
zhuzhugagalediqiaozhejianpan,shibushihuaixiaoliangsheng,jianzhixiangshixiaoshuolideedufanpai。
woxinjuedashibumiao,dakailuntan,yiyansaoguoqu,naoguaziwengwengde。
yourenbayibawunanshengtuanduiwohansaozideshipinfadaoleluntanshang,xianzaiyijingbeixiaoyoumendingqileshangqianlou。
wushuxiaoyoutongxuezaitiezilikeqiwohezhouliyedecp。
【sheibuxiangbeiyibawunanshengtuanhansaozia!】
【zuizhongyaodenanpengyouhaishizheiqunnantuandelaoda!】
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【mengjienengbunengkaigeshoukeban,jiaojiaowomenzenmezhuixiaocao?】
【qiumengjiebayibawunanshengtuansuibianjieshaojigejiwo!】
wozhengfanzhepinglun,zhuzhujiucoudaolewogenqian。
“zenmeyang,xixi,bazhouxiaobadeyibawunanshengtuantuilianggejiwoba,wobutanxin,lianggejiuxing,xianzhuiyige,beizhuiyige!”
wowuyudidengzheta,nayouzhuishuaigehaiyangbeitaide?
zhuzhujianwodengta,kelianxixidihuangzhewodeshou,“nituodanle,yedebangbangjiemeiwoba!”
“xingba,wobangniwenwensheimeiyounanpengyou。”
zaoshang,zhouliyecuicuwoxialounazaocan。
wocongmangtaolejianwaitao,wanquanbuzaihumeixilianmeishutoudejiongyang。
congsushedaolouxia,duanduandejicengloujuli,yizhiyounvshengyongyizhongxianmuyoujidudeyanshenkanzhewo,kandewohunshenfamao,shifenxinxu。
zheijiushichengweixiaoyuanmingrendehouguo,zoudaonalidouyourendingzhe。
sushelouxia,zhouliyeyirujiwangdeshuaiqibiren,zhishijintianbuzhidaoweishenme,biaoqinglenglengqingqingde,qingxusihubutaihao。
“nizenmela?sheirenibugaoxing?”
wozuoweinvpengyou,suiranshizanshide,shanjierenyidao:“niyaoshibuxihuansongzaocanjiusuanleba,yihoubuyongjiwosongle,woxiguanlebuchizaofan。”
zhouliyemianwubiaoqingjiangzaocansaijiwo,yuqimenmenwen,“nikanxuexiaoluntanleme?”
“meikana,zenmele?”
wocumeiyihuo,guizhidaotamenyouzaibaguaxieshenme。
“neinimanmankan,kanwanlehuiwo。”
zhouliyerenzhendikanzhewo,mubuzhuanjingshuodao:“woyaozhidaoshangmianshuodeshishizhendehaishijiade!”
womengbiditizhezaocan,zoulemeijibuyoufaxianluguodetongxuedouyongyizhongguaiyideyanshenkanzhewo。
什么鬼?
huidaosushe,woxunsudakailuntan,kanjianshouyetieziyuzuowanchedigelie。
luntanshouye,guazheyitiaobiaohongbiaocudetiezi:mengyuxigenbenbuxihuanzhouliye,taxihuanderenshixiaoyang!
我去!
zheishishizenmechuanchuqude?
wodiankaitiezi,limianjingranxiangjinmiaoshulewoxihuanderenshixiaocaoxiaoyang,xiangbiaobaiderenyeshixiaoyang,erqiewoyijingxihuanxiaoyanghenjiule。
tiezixiamiandehuifugezhongzhenjing,kewohezhouliyecpdeaihaoyipian。
youxietongxuekoukoushengshengjiaozhewomengjie,zaixiamianbaguakanxi。
wojiangzhuzhucongchuangshangnongxing,“zhuzhu,nikuaiqilaikankan,zheishizenmehuishi?”
zhuzhumimihuhuzhengkaiyan,dingzhewodeshoujiqiaolebantian,turandajiaoyisheng,chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi。
“这怎么回事?”
wotongzhuzhudayandengxiaoyan。
“kendingbushiwofadea,ganjinlianxishantiea,qianwanbunengrangzhouxiaobakandao,zheiyaoshibeitakandao,niqibushiwandanle!”
zhuzhuzheji,zhunbeilianxiluntanguanliyuan。
“buyongzhejile,tayijingkandaole,haishitatixingwokandeni。”
gangcaizhouliyelengbingbingdetaidu,yidingshishengqileba?
“tadouzhidaole?neitashuoshenmele?”
zhuzhuguanqiedizhuaizhewodeshoubei,turandahuyisheng,“wodeyibawunanshengtuanshibushimeiyoule?nihaimeibatamenlianxifangshituijiwoni!”
“douzheigeshihoule,nijingranzhiguanxinyibawunanshengtuan?nijiemeiwoshesilehaome?”
我给她一个大白眼。
“zheiyebushiwozuodeya,yaoshiwo,wokendingkeniliangcp~!”
zhuzhujingranweiweiququbiaotaibushita。
我真是谢谢她了!
wodangranzhidaobushitazuode。
zhuzhuxinggedadalielie,buhuizuozheizhongwuliaodeshiqing。
jiuzaiwoliangzhejigaizenmebandeshihou,zhouliyedexinxifaguolaile。
“luntanshangshuodeshizhendeme?”
zhouliyelaixingshiwenzuile。
bujinjinshitalaixingshiwenzui,jiulianhenduotongxuehaoyoudoufaleyiduixiaoxiguolai。
weixinxiaoxihaoxiangchaodouzi,chaogebuting。
womanlianchourong,youyupianke,xiangzhetanbaicongkuankangjucongyan,haishilaoshijiaodaiba。
yushi,worenrenzhenzhenjiaodai,“shizhende,wodangshiheduole,woyikaishixiangladerenshixiaoyang。”
zhouliyehaojiudoumeiyouhuifuwo。
wofanlefanqitarendexiaoxi,yourenwenwozenmehuishi,yourenzhijiekaima,shuowobushishenmehaodongxi,chizhewanlidekanzheguolide。
“xixi,buxingzanmenjiurensongba,wokanzheixiexiaoyou,zuotiandouhaizaikenimencpni,jintianjiudaogemarenle!”
zhuzhuyizhizaiguanzhuwangluoxiaoxi。
wowukenaihe,juedingxianjixiaobadaogeqian。
“duibuqi,wozuotianxianggennishuoqingchude,keshimeixiangdaoxiaoyangshinibiaodi,wojuedezheishitinggangade,suoyijiumeishuo,xiangdengguogeshitianbangeyuezaizhaogejiekougennifenshoude,duibuqi,zhengjianshidoushiwozhengchulaidewulong,niyaoshijuedexinlibushufujiumawoyidunba。”
wolaolaoshishilizhengaida。
zhouliyemeiyoumawo,tashenzhigenbendoumeiyouhuifuwo。
wocaitaxianzaiyinggaihenshengqi。
jiuzaizheishi,zhuzhuzaipangbianchewo。
“xixi,kuaikan,zhouliyefashengle。”
wolianmangcouguoquyiqikan。
“woshizhouliye,danganzailuntanshangzaoyaowumiewonvpengyou,yingxiangtadeshengyu,nizuihaobuyaorangwozhaodaonishishei,fouzewoyidinghuirangnizhidaoshenmeshihouguo,bieshuozheijianshibushizhende,jiusuanshizhendeyouzenyang?laozixihuansheijiugensheizaiyiqi,tiaobolijiandebeibixiaoren,guannipishi!”
kandaotadefayan,wozhenggedoudailengzaiyuandi。
womingmingfaweixintongtashuoqingchule,taweishenmehaiyaozheimeshuo?
xiayimiao,zhouliyedianhualaile。
“mengyuxi,nizijijiwolagougaizhangde,shuohaolebuhuifanhuide!”
“wogaosuni,wozhouliyehuozheimedahaimeibeirenzheiyangshuaguo,buguannishibushibiaobaicuoleren,zongzhinixianzaishiwonvpengyou,wobushuofenshou,nixiuxiangfenshou!”
校霸果然发火了呀!
woxinjingdanzhantingzhetadeshengyin,nalihaiganshuoshenmebushi?
“中午一起吃饭!”
budengwokaikou,tazhudongguaduanledianhua。
【aiyaya,zhouxiaobadefayanwohaoai!】
【xiaobajiushixiaoba,wanquanbudaipade!】
【jiushi,zhouliyezhangneimeshuai,xihuantabushitingzhengchangdeme?】
【biaobaicuorenzheiguajiutinglipude!wozhanyegehemengjie!】
【mengjie,wozhanni,yibawunanshengtuanbiewanglejiwojieshaoyixia!】
……
suizhezhouliyefasheng,luntanshangduiwodeeyizhujiansanqu,henduotiezibeishanchu,wocaishibugandezuizhouliye。
喝醉后,告白拉错了校霸!