我的一份家庭信息表，引发老师震怒椰子冻-著

小说简介

zheibenshuwodeyifenjiatingxinxibiao，yinfalaoshizhennuzhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，bazhurengongzhouminwuqikehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanwuqipaoxiaodao：“nihaizaijiaobian？woliangzhiyanjingkandeqingqingchuchu！nidangwoxiama？woshuonizuobi，nijiushizuobi！woxianzaijiukeyiyijukaochang……

精彩章节

banzhurenwuqilaoshijiazhejiaoan，yinchenzhelianzoujinlejiaoshi。

“tongxuemen，zaishangkezhiqian，woxiangxianqiangdiaoyixiachengxinwenti。”tashuangshouchengzaijiangtaishang，“womenyouxietongxue，zaigerenxinxishangnongxuzuojia，haijubuhuigai！”

dixiachuanlaijishengyayideqiexiao。wotongzhuoyonggebozhoupenglepengwo，dishengdao：“wei，youshuonini。”

wuqilaoshitebiedexiaoxinyan，banshangtongxuedoubuganjiangtahuaihua。

wozuanjinlefangzaizhuoxiadeshou，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，yongtengtongweichizhebiaomiandepingjing。

wulaoshijianwomeiyoufanying，yuqigengjialingli：“wozaishuoyici，wuye，jiutianwuye！wunong，jiutianwunong！shinidefuqinjianbuderenma？”

“wanzheizhongwangluoshangdechouxianggeng，xiandenihenyoumoma？zheizhonghuazhongquchongdexingwei，pohuailewomenzhenggebanjidefengqi！”

“zhoumin！”tadianlewodeming，“nijiwozhanqilai！dangzhequanbantongxuedemian，zaishuoyibian，nibadaodishiganshenmede？jintianbixujiwoyigemingquededafu！”

quanbantongxuedoukanxiangwo，yanlishikanrenaobuxianshidadexingfen。

woshenxiyikouqi，manmandizhanleqilai。

“wulaoshi，”wolengjingdao，“wotiandedoushishishi，wofuqindegongzuoxingzhiteshu，xuyaobaomi。”

全班一片哗然。

wulaoshiqideliansetieqing，tayongliyipaizhuozi：“wojiaoshuzheimeduonian，shenmejiazhangmeijianguo？woxianzaijiujinijiazhangdadianhua！woqinziwenta！yaoshishuobuchugesuoyiran，nijintianjiujiwozhanzheshangke，yizhizhandaobiye！”

wowunaidao：“neinidaba。”

wulaoshitaochushoujilijibodalewoliudedianhua，anxialebohaojian，keyidakailemianti。

shoujiyangshengqilichuanlaiyigejixiedenvsheng：ninhao，ninsuobodadehaomashikonghao。qingchazhenghouzaibo。

jiaoshilishunjianbaofachuhongtangdaxiao。

“konghao！juranshikonghao！”

“zhoumin，nibianyebiangenengdatongdehaoa！”

“这下露馅了吧！”

wuqiqiaduandianhua，xiongkoujulieqifu，tajuedebeiwoxinonghexiurule。

“zhoumin！”tajihushihouchulaide，“nihaiyoushenmekeshuode？yongyigekonghaolaihunonglaoshi，hunongxuexiao！nijianzhiwufawutian，mashangjiwogundaozoulangshangquzhanzhe！”

wojieshidao：“wulaoshi，wozaojiushuoguo，wofuqingongzuoteshu，bushisuibianshei，yongsuibianyibushouji，jiunengdatongde。”

wulaoshiqidehunshenfadou，tarenweiwozaizuiying：“gunchuqu！”

wotankouqi，renmingdezouchulezoulang。

mamayinbingzaozaoqushi，babagongzuoyouteshu，zheixienianwoyijingxuehuilezijizhaoguziji。

wotaochujiamidianhua，bodaleyigedianhua。

“ba”wodeshengyinhenqing，“wodebanzhuren，wuqilaoshi，tayinweixuexiaotianbiaofumuzhiyeneiyilan，wotinitianlebaomi，duiwoyouxiewuhui。ninenggentajieshiyixiama？”

dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke，babashengyinpingwen，biaoshilijie：“zhidaole，qingkuangyishangbao。huiyourenlaichuli。”